40, there is a system explanation that Wind Thunder is a pervert
On this big day, Miss Zhang Xiaoliang, who is invincible in the Tomorrow Star Universe, took a group photo with the rich second generation. Although there is no SLR camera or selfie artifact, it is just a broken phone, but the photos are still quite wonderful. Because the guy looked like he had eaten a fly, not to mention how ugly it was.
I can almost imagine the lines in his heart: Fuck, pay 50,000 yuan to take a picture with such a thing? It's a dog!
And the line in my heart is: This guy gave out 50,000 yuan just to take a group photo, should I get at least half of it?
He originally said that he would return the money and refund the money.
"Brother, this Zhang Xiaoliang is invincible in the universe, don't be so superficial and only see the surface! Don't talk nonsense, it's impossible to get money back! Meng Meng stood there with a golden knife and said loudly.
No one dared to refute his words.
As for the extent to which I am invincible in this universe, they don't know.
And I just want to see how things play out. What happens next? Did Yu Shuai gain anything from going to the roof? And what happened to those two balls and a piece of? If you want to say that the piece of climbed up from the top of the pillar, then the awesome character shouldn't be so easy to get into trouble, right?
I finally sent away those who bought tickets.
The kid rubbed his hands together, looking like he was going to say something, but his face was slightly red but he couldn't say anything.
And at this time, his mobile phone was still ringing, but he didn't seem to notice.
"Hey, your phone is ringing! Your boss told you to take this woman back! Meng Meng said to him loudly.
"Oh!" Feng Lei sighed, then answered the phone, and after hanging up the phone, he looked at Meng Meng and was stunned, "How do you know?" ”
"Damn, I don't know what you? Hurry up, take her away. ”
Feng Lei seemed to be a little reluctant to leave, he actually wanted to entangle me, and said, "Zhang Xiaoliang, that ......"
I couldn't stand this guy anymore, so I flashed to the side, "Don't touch me, I'm a man!" Damn, can you have some eyesight? Lao Tzu is a man! ”
"Oh." Wind and thunder touched his head.
"Oh, you're hairy! Lao Tzu man! Is it okay to give a reaction? Even if you don't jump up immediately and pretend to be shocked, you can scold me for being a pervert! What do you mean by such a bland sound? ”
"Oh."
"Oh oh oh oh you're big! Do you have a problem with your brain and don't understand? Lao Tzu is a man! ”
"I know."
"You know you're still pestering me? You know you're still ...... Damn, you're not gay, are you? ”
Feng Lei touched his head, "No, I'm not gay." It's just that I found you look good in this dress. And it's not a big deal that you're a man, so I can have surgery on you...... When the time comes......"
I kicked it over. This kid is simply inhuman. I already knew I was a man! And what's even more unreasonable is that they want to operate on me! What surgery? If you want to talk about this kind of surgery, it should be better done in Thailand, right? The problem is that Lao Tzu is a man, and he wants to be a man forever.
"I'll go first, go back and prepare for a few days, wait for me!" Feng Lei hurriedly grabbed Liu Tianxin's sister with one hand and ran out.
"Is this kid sick?" I can't help but ask.
"It's a little abnormal, I guess it's too much lovelorn, so it's a bit of a perverted idea in terms of psychology. It's just that he doesn't like you once or twice. ”
"Damn! No way? So what exactly is he going to do? ”
"Lei Feng is a simple-minded man, so he just wants to turn you into a woman, that's it. The technical aspect is not a problem at all, it mainly depends on your mental capacity. And his technique is absolutely top-notch, not only can you turn your lifeline into a ...... perfectly Uh-huh, you can also give your Adam's apple to ...... Uh-huh, and it's very rebellious can change your voice, so that you can scream as soon as you open your mouth to make a man weak all over the body without any problem, the most perverted thing is that he can also change the hormone level in your body, like what male hormone levels can be suppressed, and estrogen levels can be increased and what hormones such as progesterone are not a problem, that is very beneficial, not only can you avoid the pain of breast augmentation, but also allow you to grow a perfect breast above the pure natural C cup, And it is estimated that all of your beard and those black hairs will fall out by then, and it can be regarded as a painless hair removal benefit. ”
His tirade made my hairs stand on end. It can be seen that Feng Lei is definitely a perverted guy, especially in transforming human beings, he is much more perverted than Mengmeng. It can be seen that my accomplices are super perverts. First of all, Mengmeng, the reborn person, was perverted; Then there is the ability to transform the body at the level of wind and thunder; What power does the iron pillar have to defy the sky? The guy who can be compared to Meng Meng and Feng Lei will definitely not be far behind. Of course, there's me, as one of the four major perverts, of course, I also have a very rebellious ability, but the time is not good, if I can play that ability at any time, it is estimated that it will be a matter of minutes to deal with any wind and thunder Situ and the like.
"I've been doing this for a long time, and I'm a little hungry, so bring it."
"Take what?"
This kid actually touched my breasts! I was shocked, does this count as a chest attack?
"I'm hungry, eat something first, damn, it's a pity that you throw away this fake breast, it's just enough to eat!"
I was speechless. I can only take it out and throw it to him, eat it, eat it, there is Lao Tzu's sweat on it!
"Hey, what should I do then? Wind and thunder said for a few days...... Depend on! He's not really going to touch it one night and take my ...... Uh-huh, cut it off, right? ”
It's really scary to think about that scene. What's especially terrifying is Feng Lei or my accomplices, maybe they will live together or something in the future, won't it be even more dangerous when the time comes? Does Lao Tzu really want to order a steel panties, and add a lock, so as to prevent the scalpel of wind and thunder?
"Of course, you think he's joking? He's always been more serious. If he identifies you, he'll fight you to the end. Unless you also find a boyfriend to come out......"
"Damn, where do I go to find a boyfriend? I'm a man! ”
"Of course, things are not without a solution."
"What's the solution?"
"That's if you run and tell him, just let him be a woman, he will take everything of himself, and then ......"
"And then he'll turn into a beautiful girl, won't he?"
"Well, theoretically and technically, it's entirely possible."
Damn, is there any heavenly reason? Well, there's no nourishment in this conversation. I went to the window and looked out, and there was not much less crowd below, they seemed to be excited, and there were people coming this way in the distance. What surprised me even more was that there were reporters who came to interview, just below for the time being, but it is estimated that it will not be long before they will come upstairs to interview our two parties, right?
It's such a big deal, you can't even think of being famous. In broad daylight, a large number of police, and even special forces, were dispatched to hunt me down outside, and then to storm the school and empty a building to arrest a strange student named Roze. Together, these things don't make the city stormy.
What's even more strange is that the final result was not to arrest these two students, but to catch some one-eyed dragons, it turns out that those are the real protagonists of the bank robbery. It turned out that the arrest of these two students was just a show for the one-eyed dragons, and the purpose was to lure them into the school, so that the special forces could lay a net to catch them all.
It is estimated that there are more stories that can be unearthed from it, such as the one-eyed dragons climbing the stairs with their bare hands - I can't confirm whether the students downstairs saw it or not, because there is Situ on the roof, and I don't know if there is a fantasy; For example, what kind of people are Luo Ze and Zhang Liang; For example, what kind of goods is the invincible Zhang Xiaoliang in the universe, and why is she invincible in the universe?
None of this is something I should be concerned about.
Now this floor is empty, and the students and school leaders below have not come upstairs, and it is estimated that the bottom is still in lockdown. I rushed out of the dorm door, ran down the stairs, and climbed to the top of the building, where it was empty.
What about Yu Shuai? What about a piece of? What about two eggs?
They're all gone.
Did they move so fast and run?
Looking down from the edge of the roof, I seemed to see Li Zi. It's just that I can't be sure if it's her or not, because it's too far away. The woman who seemed to be Li Zi stood at the edge of the crowd and looked a little alone. I'm not very interested in her.
If she is really my wife, as Meng Meng said, I should feel a little bit of it. It's just that I didn't feel anything about her since the last time she released a pigeon.
After today, it will be considered as an official enrollment in the future, and classes will begin. But the last day of military training was a big day. Even the painful military parade hasn't even come, so there was a good show of campus madness or special forces on campus or something.
But today is really a big day, so big that I haven't finished writing ten chapters. Of course, it's not over yet. Because when I got back to the dorm, Meng Meng was on the phone.
"Alright, come over tonight, and let's go together." After that, he hung up the phone.
"Who?"
"Door god, who else can it be."
"Damn, you kid already knew him?"
"Of course I know, otherwise how could I have come to this super reversal? Hehe, but he doesn't seem to know me, I just gave him a little bit of the bottom, and he doesn't believe me. ”
"What the hell is going on today!"
Meng Meng lit a cigarette, "What can I do, someone wants to watch a good show." Anyway, it's either Situ or Liu Tianxin or something disgusting. If they want to watch a good show, I'll give them a good show. Go to the police and snitch and ...... You see, the special forces are all out of the horse. But I just happened to know the door god, so I partnered with him. It's as simple as that. Catch all those one-eyed dragons, and it's quiet. It's just that Situ ran away, and Liu Tianxin should be able to run away. I didn't even notice this Liu Tianxin before. It seems that variables are really everywhere...... Anyway, let's have a good rest. There is still action in the evening. ”
"Damn, won't it be another bank robbery?"
"You're thinking too much. It rained today and two eggs came out. Don't you want to see who else will come out? ”
"Who?"
"A gentle beauty."
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