Chapter 122: Brother Monkey is called the God of Death
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Can't say?
Just a grim reaper's beard, what can't be said about this?
snatched the red envelope and grabbed a beard of death, at that moment, Wei Wuji's mood was similar to that of the Philippines.
But it immediately occurred to him that he could get some of Wolverine's abilities from Wolverine's bone claws, and maybe he could also get some of Death's abilities from Death's beard.
Wei Wuji: Why can't you say that?
Grim Reaper: Because they didn't know I had a beard.
Wei Wuji: So what? Death, you're not a eunuch, it's strange if you don't grow a beard, right?
Grim Reaper: Lao Tzu is a skeleton (angry expression)
Wei Wuji: If you don't say it, you won't say it, what kind of anger are you, it's really (white-eyed expression)
Grim Reaper: You were the last to be chosen, and this beard is your compensation.
Wei Wuji: Then why didn't you send it to me privately?
Grim Reaper: Let's see if they dare to snatch my red envelope.
Wei Wuji looked at the black line, only to feel that this god of death was idle all day long.
Grim Reaper: The next red envelope is a bad luck red envelope, don't grab it (goodbye emoji)
The two times I grabbed the red envelope and hit the good luck, the next time the god of death sends a red envelope, I must still grab it, thanks to the god of death in advance, otherwise it will be miserable.
Wei Wuji clicked into the red envelope group again, ready to watch a good show.
But I saw those group friends, who were guessing what was in the red envelope just now.
Tang Sanzang: The poor monk guessed that the god of death sent a stinky kiss, and at this time Wuji was already stunned.
Hulk: I guess it's a deadly red envelope, that kid is dead.
Jiang Ziya: The old man pinched his fingers and counted, and there was nothing in that red envelope.
Iron Man: In my superior intelligence, it's definitely the Grim Reaper's poop.
Wolverine: Tony, can you please stop mentioning Poop?
Thor: Speaking of which, you went to fight the Grim Reaper, what was the result?
Spider-Man: I didn't see the Grim Reaper, only two lumps of cow dung.
Iron Man: Looks like you're lucky, you won't go hungry.
Wolverine: Luckily, I was prepared and brought two dogs, haha!
Wei Wuji: Wolves also have the habits of dogs, Spider-Man, it's wise for you to go with Wolverine.
Tang Sanzang: The poor monk completely agrees with this.
Iron Man: Agreed.
Hulk: Agreed.
Even Iron Man and Hulk agree with him, which is indeed too surprising.
Wolverine: Wei Wuji, there's a kind of one-on-one fight with me (angry expression)
Wei Wuji: Yes, I'll be waiting for you in the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, and if you have the ability, you can come.
Tang Sanzang: Mowgli, you are not kind, how can you pit Wukong?
Sun Wukong: My old Sun Zhengjue's hands are itchy, and if you want to find someone to beat, just come, hehe!
Tang Sanzang: I think back then, what a good god Wuji was, but he was spoiled by Wukong, it's really sad!
Wei Wuji: Am I also a god?
Wei Wuji was really frightened, and he checked the information of the Warring States Xinling Jun.
Later generations did worship Xinling Jun as a god, and there was also a shrine to Xinling Jun, but what priesthood there was, it was not mentioned.
Airplanes!
At this moment, the red envelope of the Grim Reaper popped up.
Although Wei Wuji had itchy hands and saw the red envelope, he couldn't help but want to grab it, but with the warning of death, he finally restrained himself from stretching out his fingers.
This red envelope was snatched up in three seconds, and Tang Seng was honored to be the king of luck again.
Wei Wuji clicked to check everyone's luck, there were five red envelopes this time, the Grim Reaper didn't lie, it was indeed a bad luck red envelope.
This time the bad luck is a bit strange, except for the zombie jump, any form of movement, will be eaten by a dog. Excrement.
Luck King Tang Seng grabbed ten days of bad luck.
The second is Thor, which also grabbed five days.
Then there were Spider-Man and Wolverine, each grabbed two days.
Finally, there is Monkey King, who only grabbed it for one day.
Twenty days of bad luck red envelopes were divided by these five.
Tang Sanzang: What kind of bad luck is this, the poor monk can meditate for a thousand years without moving, ten days of small meaning (smug expression)
Thor: It's okay for me to stay still, but these five days are a bit long and challenging.
Spider-Man: Logan, I'm used to climbing walls, I'm afraid I'm going to be unlucky.
Wolverine: I happened to be in a hurry to go out on a long trip, and I was really unlucky to get home.
Sun Wukong: My grandson has been thrown 300 times.
Tang Sanzang: This is too monkey anxious, haha!
Three hundred attempts in an instant?
Wei Wuji's head is full of black lines, Brother Monkey's temperament is really ...... Masochism!
The group of friends who didn't grab the bad luck red envelope jumped out one after another and laughed wildly at Sun Wukong.
Iron Man, in particular, is even more ridiculous, but he doesn't dare to laugh at Sun Wukong, and he is laughing at Thor, Spider-Man and Wolverine.
Sun Wukong: You god of death, last time you secretly came to harvest my head, this time you hurt me to fall a thousand times, see how my grandson cleans you up! @死神
In just a moment, the number of wrestlings rose from three hundred to one thousand?
Wei Wuji was extremely sympathetic to Brother Monkey.
Although he only grabbed one day of bad luck, if the final number of wrestlings is counted, Brother Monkey will definitely blow up all the group friends.
Tang Sanzang: Wukong, you just stop for a while, if you keep falling like this, you will feel distressed for the teacher.
Sun Wukong: I have always felt that this Grim Reaper is the essence of the white bones, and this time, I will beat him to pieces!
Wei Wuji: Brother Monkey, if you really can't sit still, you can try zombie jumping.
Sun Wukong: How could my old grandson use such an ugly way of moving? (Angry emoji)
Wei Wuji was speechless, and wanted to say that your monkey step couldn't see where to go, but he didn't dare to say it, lest Brother Monkey would suddenly appear and hit him with a stick on his head, which would be sad.
Wolverine: This Grim Reaper is so coarse that he was called to fight by a monkey, and he didn't even dare to fight, I want to quit the group!
Spider-Man: It's too bad here, I'm going to quit too!
Iron Man: Quit, who can quit?
It turns out that everyone can't leave the group, and the Grim Reaper is really a pit.
Death: Battle Buddha, since you want to fight, I can only fight, but this time, I must find a fair place.
Monkey King: A fair place?
Grim Reaper: Last time I went to Huaguo Mountain, but I was tough enough to break through the barrier of your world, and my ability was greatly reduced, so I would be defeated, and if you came to my territory, I would have the same problem, so I had to find a place where you and I would not be affected.
Sun Wukong: This is simple, look back, I ask you to reopen the fighting ring, in the fighting ring, all walks of life communicate with each other, and you will be able to fight happily.
Grim Reaper: Notify me if you've got it, I've got a flash beforehand!
Sun Wukong: The three thousand and first wrestling, alas, it seems that I really have to learn to jump to Lingshan by zombies, it's too embarrassing!
This monkey is impatient, and he really can't wait for a moment!
Sun Wukong called for battle, and the god of death responded to the battle, and this battle instantly made all the group members excited.
I have tried the power of Sun Wukong and seen the horror of death, and all my friends are full of expectations for this battle.
After a few moments, the group was divided into two camps.
The Shenzhou Divine Buddha Group composed of Tang Sanzang and others is 100% optimistic that Sun Wukong will beat the Grim Reaper.
The Western superhero group composed of Iron Man and others is optimistic that the Grim Reaper will harvest the monkey head of Sun Wukong with a scythe.
Seeing them arguing in the group, arguing until the end, all kinds of foul language came out, Wei Wuji felt bored and quit the red envelope group, hoping that this battle would come soon.
I was about to check the beard of the Grim Reaper, but there was a scream from Niu Tingting in the bedroom.