"Of course, it's to save more merit!" Han Jiujiu buckled his face disappreciatively, but he didn't grab the small bead with him, supported the rock behind him with both hands, looked at the sky with half his back, and said:

"Brother Qiao, there is one thing you should be mistaken." Han Jiujiu said, his eyes turned to Qiao Shi's still angry face, smiled slightly, and his jade-like little hand gently stroked his resolute cheek, and said, "The person who really needs the power of merit is not me, but you!" ”

The one who really needs the power of merit is you......

Qiao Shi looked at Han Jiujiu's cherry lips that kept opening and closing, he knew every word that came out of it, but when it was connected, he suddenly couldn't figure it out - the power of merit, he needed it?

Seriously, even if the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend with Han Jiujiu is confirmed, but for Han Jiujiu's world, in addition to the bits and pieces involved in the usual chat, there is also the chance encounter when he was by her side, other than that, I don't know much about it.

Obviously, that world is very different from the myths and legends.

Of course, Han Jiujiu understood Qiao Shi's doubts, and when he said it, he blamed them for being too short when they usually got together, so that she could not only eat, drink and have fun (...... I didn't have time to do a simple literacy for him!

So he held his hand and explained affectionately: "Because, my crush is a hero of the world, and one day, he will come back to marry me on the seven-colored clouds." ”

Qiao Shi: Be reasonable, daughter-in-law, this is a little difficult...... ￣△￣

Han Jiujiu waved his hand, and regardless of what would happen if the classic lines of Xing Ye released next year were stolen, he continued to stare at her boyfriend who was a little hairy by her, and said: "So, Brother Qiao, you have to work harder, and you will be finished if you don't become a hero who steps on auspicious clouds!" ”

Qiao Shi: Is that something that you can step on with hard work!! QAQ

When he was sweating and searching his stomach, wanting his daughter-in-law to descend or something, Han Jiujiu's little hand had already gently wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, and he pursed his lips and said shyly: "So, Brother Qiao, you should become a god quickly!" ”

Hurry up and become a god!

Hurry up and become a god!

Become a god!

God!

……

So that kind of thing is so easy to make!! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Hey, wait, put it down, put it down! ┬—┬ノ('-'ノ)

"Do you have a plan?"

Qiao Shi glanced at her strangely, and asked rhetorically, still a little unconfident, after all, he was used to seeing those guys who were high up and were named "gods", and he also knew that gods were known as the most noble existence in the heavens and all worlds.

Is such a class said to be entered?

Qiao Shi thought that from ancient times to the present in China, those who tried to leap over the dragon gate, the literati traveled around in the cold window for ten years, or simply looked at Nanshan, hoping to become famous in the government and the opposition at one time; And the warriors, who couldn't escape the fire and blood, piled up the ladder with ten thousand bones......

In short, the distinction between ranks has existed since ancient times, although he is not presumptuous, but he also understands that the so-called becoming a god is like in ancient times to let a commoner be promoted to the ranks of nobles, where is it so easy.

But seeing the smile on Han Jiujiu's face, he held his chin and watched the color change on Qiao Shi's face, giggled, like a roundworm in his stomach, and took his hand and said, "Since ancient times, there is still a way for fish to jump over the dragon gate." ”

"What?"

"Marry into a high gate!"

Qiao Shi's face darkened, and he twitched the corners of his mouth to look at someone who was about to make a big joke, and he was holding back his desire to withdraw his hand.

"Hey, I'm not joking, you have to think about whether my priesthood is - I am the land, and the land god has always been divided into in-laws, and there are even more phenomena of worshipping the land and the land goddess in various places than sacrificing but one land, that is to say, the land godhead bred by water and soil can be divided into two."

"It's not even like the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen of Heaven in the Heavenly Court, one is the master and the other is attached, the godheads of the land gods are separated, they are completely equal, the rights are the same, the obligations are the same, and at most the division of duties is different—there is no such position in the heavens and all worlds."

When Han Jiujiu knew about this, her only thought was: With such an excellent dowry, she can pick her husband unscrupulously! ~\(≧▽≦)/~

cough, I just didn't expect that before I had time to pick it, I let someone take it away so quickly......

"Let me tell you, as long as you have accumulated enough merits, when the time comes, we will get married, and you will automatically obtain the god position of the land lord - it sounds super simple, my world...... Hey, what do you mean by that look?! ”

She poked at someone whose face was particularly dark, and finally noticed that something was wrong, and stared at him unkindly: "When it comes to a critical time, don't you want me anymore?" ”

Qiao Shizhiwu: "No, I ......"

I want to, but ......

The baby is ready to marry, but he doesn't plan to marry!

Daughter-in-law, I am the only man in my family, and my grandfather still expects me to inherit the lineage! QAQ

"I just want to ask, become a land ...... Can I go back? ”

Qiao Shi was hesitant and wanted to ask too many questions, so it took him a long time to hold back a suitable start.

He still has relatives, friends and brothers in the present world, unlike Han Jiujiu, who can escape from the world, and he also has his own political ambitions - but this kind of year is not ancient, a monk and a Taoist priest can also be a seniority, he is even more ruthless, become a god, which officialdom can tolerate such an anomaly?

"Huh? Get back? Where to go...... Oh - I see what you mean! ”

Han Jiujiu was not a roundworm in his stomach, and with a slight turn of his eyes, he understood his concerns, and immediately slapped him angrily: "Are you stupid?" I forgot what I told you, the duty of the gods is to maintain all kinds of 'order', and your trajectory as a 'human' is also a kind of order. Before that, when you were just Joe, what should you do. ”

"And," she picked up the herring beads, her face sad, "do you think it is so easy to become a god?" Even if you and I get married, you still have to go through the path of merit and becoming a god, if the merit is not enough, then you can only be stuck there half-up, neither can you enter reincarnation, nor can you seal the god, you can only continue to float in the cracks of the Three Realms, waiting for the soul to be blown away day by day, until it is annihilated. ”

People die as ghosts, ghosts die as deaf (ni, three tones), deaf death as Xi, and Xi dies as Yi...... In fact, it's all the same, if there is no god protector and no rules to accommodate it, it can only be day after day, gradually dying out.

"I put a ban on the herring fish beads, and the space inside is just enough for you to hold the merits you need to become a god, if it is turned into data, it should be 100 million...... And now, with what I injected, it's only less than 10,000! ”

Han Jiujiu handed the herring bead back to Qiao Shi's hand, and looked at him with a sad face, as if to say: Stupid, why do you want to go so far, you are not even ready for the prerequisites!

Joe Shi ...... Qiao Shi is even more worried!

When will this Nima marry his daughter-in-law!

Han Jiujiu pinched his fingers understandingly, looked at him softly, and said, "At the current rate, if you are alone, you will probably be able to save it up when you die of old age!" ”

_(:зゝ∠)_ I'm so tired!

Qiao Shi was like a big golden retriever who had been wronged, looking at her with wet eyes: "My daughter-in-law hasn't married yet, am I going to eat soft rice?" ”

Han Jiujiu waved his hand heroically, patted his chest and promised: "It's okay, my wife can afford to support you!" ”

so sad!

Just as Qiao Shi was squatting on the side and drawing circles, the little ones who had already picked up their hearts began to pull their throats:

"Sister Jiujiu! Sister Jiujiu, are you lost!! ”

Lose your sister! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Han Jiujiu jumped down from the big stone with a stinky face, turned around, didn't know what he remembered, smiled evilly at someone who was squatting on it and fell into the "inferiority complex of a big man", stretched out his hand, and dragged his tie and head together, and in someone's bewildered face, a fragrant kiss from the bottom up was gently imprinted on the corner of his lips.

"I've decided, if you don't double down on me in the future, I'll just find a wild man to cuckold you!"

In the forest and mountains, a brilliant morning light shone on her face through the dense leaf cracks, and the white jade-like skin was crystal clear for a while, dazzling!

seemed to have snatched his mind - in Han Jiujiu's pretending to be an evil spirit, the big face that was approached by her "smashed" it violently! She was so frightened that she closed her eyes tightly, her vision was dark, and she only felt a pair of big hands around the back of her head, and in the burning gasp, something was printed on her delicate lips!

And then

With the "Ahh With a scream, the two of them fell off the stone with a grunt.

cough, because of Han Jiujiu's height, in order to reach Qiao Shi, who was still on the big stone, the whole person was actually floating in the air, and he was frightened by this, and suddenly forgot to maintain his divine power, so the two who were still lingering turned into a rolling gourd in the next second - because of the posture problem, Han Jiujiu was still the one below!

This! Be! Want! Divide! Yes!

Someone grinned and pushed the behemoth pressing on his body, and just as he wanted to say something, a scream punctured his eardrum:

"Ahhhh Sister Jiujiu...... Sister Jiujiu...... You guys go ahead!! ”

With a bang, a group of little children with baskets scattered with excitement on their faces, looking at that posture, I'm afraid that it won't be until night, her innocence will be gone! (Fighting: Say it as if you've been...... ）

Joe!!!! Time!!!!!!!! ”

A loud bang echoed through the forest, startling a wave of birds and squirrels, and Sheji Yuanming ushered in a "regular customer" with half of his swollen face.

"The hot water is on the right, the medicine box is in the room, take the medicine to soak it yourself, and the hot compress can reduce the swelling in three quarters of an hour, if you are too lazy to soak it, go to the guava tree outside to pick a fruit, slice it and make a mask, the effect is the same."

Han Jiujiu put a basket of pine mushrooms and pine nuts on the table, sat on the chair on the side, looked at a certain big golden retriever who was following the same steps, and said in a flat tone with a pair of dead fish eyes without a hint of pause.

"Poof!" The big and four small onlookers who were quietly watching outside suddenly held back their laughter.

"I bet my mother-in-law must have been pushed!"

"Bet on a cucumber!"

"Stingy, I'll bet on a housework card for a day!"

"I'll bet on a perfect dinner!"

"I'll add a copy of Pei Yuan Dan!"

Fighting Anger: "All stand aside, can you still have a happy start?!" ”

Han Jiujiu:(╰_╯)#