Chapter 171: The Vinegar Seller
"Happy? How do you make me happy? I didn't even have a second chance to make a second shot at that soy sauce and then I lost, how can you make me happy! Lin Yuan said mockingly, as if it was very shocking. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Listening to what you say, you can't take the second move in the hands of the soy sauce, and the serious injury of the soy sauce escapes in the hands of the Japanese Kou, so this doesn't mean that the Japanese are very powerful!" Chen Tianyu looked at Lin Yuan with an analytical expression.
"Awesome, awesome! I can't even beat it, how can I be the opponent of that soy sauce! I'm pregnant now, and the one who beats the soy sauce is not a Japanese Kou, otherwise how would I be defeated by the Japanese Kou! Lin Yuan turned his head to look at Chen Tianyu and analyzed this.
"How can it be a person from the Woko, if it is a Woko, how can the Woko people not clean you up by the way! Under any circumstances, it would be easy to kill you! "Chen Tianyu is gone, you are a widow, and your whole family is a widow.
"That's why I'm depressed, how can someone who is not a Japanese robber escape with serious injuries in the hands of a Japanese robber! If you want to say that it is a Japanese people, just say that the Japanese people will not let go of the injured Ouyang Qingfeng and me for a long time to the Chinese people; Nor will I secretly remind me to be careful of the pirates; You come and analyze for me what is going on? One of the main reasons for Lin Yuan's depression these days was this, which made him unable to figure it out.
"It's simple, it's possible that this soy sauce knows you and can't let you know who it is?" Chen didn't want to think about it either, and said casually.
"Well, you're right, I'm in a much better mood now! Thank you for chatting with me, otherwise I don't know how depressed I would be! Lin Yuan frowned slightly, and said with a slight smile.
"Lin Yuan, there is soy sauce? Is there any vinegar that sells it? Chen Tianyu asked curiously.
"Don't you open a pot and mention a pot?" Lin Yuangang's stretched brows immediately furrowed again.
"Just tell me!"
"I don't know, don't ask me! Fuck off, I don't want to know you right now! ”
"Oh, don't be so stingy, tell me where the base camp of the Japanese is located!"
"I don't know, don't ask me, I don't want to know you now!"
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On the evening of the second day, in a rented house in the western suburbs of XY, there was a group of people chatting and laughing happily with the wine.
"Yamamoto-kun, this time your credit is a big drop; The one who did the soy sauce actually escaped with a heavy blow on your hands, which can be said to be a big fight for face in our empire. Now those Huaxia people are not downcast, haha.." Someone is constantly touting.
"Alas! Small things, small things, not enough to worry about! Yamamoto said with a smug face.
"Yamamoto-kun, you are really modest, you don't even apply to the headquarters for such a big attack, and you are still willing to stay and accompany us to do the task!" A Japanese man patted his ass and said.
"Huh.. It's nothing, the next time I meet the soy sauce maker, I'll capture him alive. Yamamoto said very heroically.
"Yamamoto, may I ask if anyone here is named Yamamoto?" Suddenly, a man barged into their party.
More than a dozen people just turned their heads to look at the person who spoke, frowning slightly.
"Who are you? How did you get in? Someone put down the glass in his hand and put his hand on the saber in front of him. It seems that if you don't get it right at a glance, you'll ask for the other party's head.
"I'm a courier, huh? Are you illiterate? The person who came pointed to his clothes, only to see that this xx courier company was written on it.
"How?" The man continued to ask coldly.
"How did you get in? That's how I walked in, huh? That one I jumped into? The courier brother scratched his head, thought about it and said.
"Remember, don't come here next time without permission!" The man heard this and let his guard down.
"Yes, yes, I won't be here next time!" The courier brother nodded and said.
"Yamamoto, who is Yamamoto? Do you have someone named Yamamoto here? Here's what he's supposed to wrap up! The courier brother shouted loudly here, and by the way, he was shouting everywhere.
"Alright, stop shouting, I'm here?" Yamamoto saw that the courier knew himself at all, and waited for him to turn around twice before he shouted.
"Oh, what's wrong with your bad ears, why didn't I call you for a long time and didn't respond?" The courier guy walked back again, took out a box and pen by the way, and handed it to Yamamoto.
"No, sign your name on it, and I'll be gone!" The courier brother said slightly, waiting for Yamamoto to sign next to him.
"No, give, this is your thing, it is said that a beautiful woman sent it to you, whether you want to watch it now or watch it yourself later at night, that's your business; I'm just giving you a word as requested! The courier brother took the list handed over by Yamamoto and left without looking at it.
"Thank you, little brother, for the reminder!" Yamamoto was smiling, as if he was thinking of something interesting.
"Okay, you eat, I'll take a look!" Yamamoto has something on his mind to accompany them here to eat and brag, this will be practical and comfortable.
Pick up your own delivery box and turn around as if you were your own room.
Five minutes later, inside Yamamoto's room.
"Baga Baga.. Soy sauce hitter, you bastard, Yaga..."Yamamoto's roar changed the entire rental house.
"Come on, where did the doorkeeper die? Eight grid tooth road.. Baga Baga.." Yamamoto slammed the door open and shouted in the direction of the door.
"Yamamoto-kun, what do you command?" Hearing Yamamoto's roar, the two people guarding the door instantly ran in and knelt down in front of Yamamoto and asked.
"Let me ask you, did a courier come in just now, he came from there!" Yamamoto looked at the two kneeling in front of him viciously.
"Back to Yamamoto-kun, no one came just now, let alone any couriers!" One of the gatekeepers replied.
"Yaga, are you dozing off! Just now, there was obviously a courier who came over, and a few of them also saw it, why didn't you two see it? "Yamamoto was very angry and angry, why these two were lazy at a critical moment.
"Back to Yamamoto-kun, the two of us really haven't left the gate for half a step, let alone dozed off! But we really didn't see or put anyone in it! "The ginseng soup guarding the gate is trembling, and if it is really as Yamamoto said, then they will have to go to see the emperor.
"Still say no? So what do you think is going on? Yamamoto took out his courier package and yelled as he looked at the two people in front of the ultimate.
"The ink on it hasn't dried yet, and you told me you didn't see it? Yaga, you yelbowed yelpuku and pleaded guilty to His Majesty the Emperor! "Yamamoto was furious, and the consequences of his anger were severe.
"Yamamoto-kun, why are you so angry? I heard you say soy sauce? What is soy sauce? A man who was eating with Yamamoto suddenly asked.
"What's the matter? Yes, the soy sauce beater, the package just now was sent to me by the soy sauce beater! Yamamoto's clenched fists were deformed, and he said hatefully.
"Soy sauce? Yamamoto-kun, you actually said that you made soy sauce? Hearing Yamamoto say that it was soy sauce, several people asked in disbelief.
"Yes, this must be the one who beats soy sauce! Otherwise, no one would do it! Don't let me meet you, or I'll leave you dead without a place to bury. Yamamoto's face was distorted with anger, and his clenched fists were clattering.
"Yamamoto-kun, can you show us the courier?" Someone asked incredulously.
"You two, why don't you go to my room and get the courier box! What are you doing here! Yamamoto also understands that if it is really soy sauce, the two of them don't want to find out each other's entry and exit.
After a while, a person very respectfully placed a box on the ground, only to see a pot of soy sauce and a piece of paper inside. On the paper it was written in Chinese: Yo! Yamamoto, I heard that you have been quite majestic these days; He also put down Haikou and said that if he met me again, he would capture me alive? No place to die?
Oops, I'll tell you! Don't use such cruel words! I'm not afraid that you will be lonely, so I specially sent you a pot of soy sauce on the wall to relieve your boredom. Don't thank me for being understanding, and don't ask for my name; I sell vinegar.
"Hey, hey.. Yamamoto-kun, you seem to be being ridiculed! A man looked at Yamamoto without knowing what was going on.
"You don't gloat, if you meet someone who plays soy sauce, be careful that you don't know how you died!" Yamamoto looked at this man and said coldly.
"Yo, Yamamoto-kun, you said it wrong this time, people said that he sells vinegar, why do you still ask people to make soy sauce?" The other explained lightly.
"Humph! You are less gloating! Beware of your life being taken away from you! Yamamoto glanced at the man and threatened.
"Yamamoto-kun, what are you going to do with this soy sauce? Why don't we eat it with seafood? One of them suggested.
"Eat, eat, you know how to eat, you are not alert when you are bullied, and you are still in the mood to eat here!" Yamamoto didn't mention how angry he was, as soon as he boasted, he went back and forth in front of him a few times without knowing how uncomfortable this feeling was.
Picking up the piece of paper, the king had already let it go, and he smashed the soy sauce on the paper. Turning around, I wanted to go to the door.
"Yamamoto-kun, wait, do you see that there are still words on the paper?" There was a person who took a pity at the soy sauce, but this time he saw the problem.
Thinking that there was something else, Yamamoto turned back impatiently; glanced at the crowd and found that the expression of the person in the middle was strange; Frowning at the paper they said.
"Yo! Yamamoto, is this angry? Am I just walking in front of you for a few days? Are you so angry? As for smashing bottles like this? If you let people know that you dropped the soy sauce on the wall, you would say that they would see you like that.
After listening, take a deep breath, adjust your mentality, and don't get angry! Ha ha.. Don't look around, it's just a little broken hand I left, I wish you happiness, Yamamoto, don't be! Haha..."
"Yaga!" Yamamoto went berserk and kicked the soy sauce bottle on the ground.
"Oops! I just told you not to be angry, so now you're angry again? Beware of hurting your nerves! Haha..."A line of words came out of the ground again.
"Yaga! Vinegar sellers, I'm not done with you! Yes.. Ahh Fortunately, Yamamoto did not have a heart attack, otherwise he would not have been so angry with a heart attack that he would have relapsed and died.