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On May 16, Wang Zhen was interviewed by the media after recovery training.

The reporter deliberately mentioned: "This season, Ronaldo has completed seven hat tricks, second only to you, and in today's game, he almost scored consecutive hats, this season, Ronaldo also completed a consecutive two hat tricks, many Spanish media believe that Ronaldo's scoring ability is stronger than yours, what do you think about this?" ”

On this day, Real Madrid won, but Barcelona also won and won the championship early.

Wang Zhen smiled slightly: "I'll tell you a story." ”

It was rare for the reporter to see Wang Zhen talking a lot, so he nodded immediately, and Wang Zhen began to speak: "Decades ago, in our country, there was an interesting story, my Red Army soldiers went undercover into the robbers' den, and later this story was adapted into a famous drama, and many movies have been filmed, the story is called "Outwitting Tiger Mountain". ”

"Sounds interesting, but we haven't seen the story, can you tell us more about it?"

Wang Zhen shrugged: "Okay, but the whole story is too complicated, let me tell you a small paragraph, the robber boss mountain carving, after seeing the Red Army platoon commander Lin Zirong, he extinguished a lamp and showed marksmanship, which was intended to deter the new Lin Zirong." Lin Zirong smiled slightly, picked up the pistol, and pierced two lamps with one shot. ”

There were already reporters at the scene laughing.

One side is the Red Army soldiers, the other is the bandit leader, one extinguishes two lights, and the other extinguishes one lamp, isn't this analogy obvious enough?

An Italian journalist said: "Is this analogy inappropriate, after all, three goals are not two goals, and one light is not three lights." ”

Wang Zhen smiled: "Then I'll give you an interesting thing." This play is very popular and widely sung, and once, during a performance somewhere, the backstage manager made a mistake while drinking, and when the mountain carver was shooting, he pulled the electric switch of the two lights. ”

The Italian reporter raised his mouth: "Major stage mistakes, unforgivable, how to remedy them?" ”

Wang Zhen laughed: "When the actor who played the Red Army soldier Lin Zirong shot the gun, the backstage administrator directly pulled off the electric switch of the entire stage, and the lights of the whole audience were extinguished, and the robber actor who took the line made up a line: 'This marksmanship is accurate, and the fuse is blown with a shot.'" ’！ ”

The Italian reporter suddenly realized and nodded: "You mean, Lin Zirong is more than ...... The mountain carving is strong, no matter what, it is stronger than him? "It's a metaphor.

Wang Zhen shrugged: "You still don't understand, send out the original text, someone will understand." ”

So, a reporter directly described the content of Wang Zhen's story, compared Wang Zhen to Lin Zirong, compared Ronaldo to a mountain carving, and published this incident in the newspaper as a mouth cannon.

The Italian journalist posted the story and his conclusion on Facebook, saying that Wang Zhen did not think this was the original intention of the story, and invited fans to guess the true meaning of the story.

The Italian reporter's Facebook became popular instantly, and many newspapers directly reprinted screenshots, as well as netizen AT's answers, but it was obvious that all kinds of answers were incorrect.

Until the end, a Liverpool fan at at and wrote the correct answer: "Idiot, His Majesty the King means that he is a real Red Army soldier, and Ronaldo is just an actor on the stage with repeated mistakes and ugly mistakes." "Because Real Madrid often poachs people in Liverpool and is preparing to continue poaching people, Liverpool fans don't have such a good mentality when they say it, and they scold very resolutely.

As soon as this answer came out, all the metaphors were finally matched.

The captain of Liverpool, the captain of the Red Army, and the first team of the Red Army are nearly thirty people, just like a platoon, isn't Wang Zhen Lin Zirong himself?

And Real Madrid buys good players from all over Europe, and is often scolded by various coaches as bandits and robbers, Real Madrid plays performance football, and Ronaldo, who is criticized and diving, is not just an actor?

Some netizens doubted the authenticity of the story, so they ran to check the information.

Not to mention, there is a story about it, and the play was widely praised by European and American drama critics in the 70s, but later due to various hostilities and other reasons, public opinion reversed, and they no longer recognized these art forms.

Some netizens sighed that Wang Zhen is really too smart, and he can think of such an apt metaphor casually, which is better than Cantona's "seagulls and fishing boats".

This metaphor was called "the Red Army and the actors" and was widely disseminated.

In the Internet era, any news spreads faster than before, and the person concerned, Comrade Ronaldo, is very dissatisfied, and said: "I don't like to be in a team with such arrogant people." ”

Wang Zhen replied: "Each other." ”

In fact, Wang Zhen did not mean to scold Ronaldo, Wang Zhen did this completely to stimulate Mourinho.

Because Real Madrid is not Liverpool, the right to speak is in the hands of Mourinho, and sure enough, Mourinho immediately issued a document to defend the current disciples, as for the future disciples who exist in the form of 'future', they can't care so much.

This can be regarded as another big bloody drama in European football at the end of the season.

Laughter and laughter, in a lively atmosphere, the 38th round of the league officially started.

Aston Villa hoisted the little white flag before the game and sent a bunch of substitutes on the pitch.

Meaning: "After saying a hat-trick, we will turn our faces if we have more." ”

What hat trick, what is the highest point Premier League title, take whatever you like, you can't stop it anyway, just don't take too much.

May 29 is the Champions League final, so in the game on May 22, Liverpool's main force will appear, which is equivalent to a big training.

Wang Zhen said in an interview before the game: "Our defenders are very good at assisting, not only fullbacks, but also central defenders are very good at assisting, not to mention our midfielders, the assist rate is the highest in Europe, our strikers, of course, among the starters, in addition to me is Suarez, Suya is also very good at assisting, so I don't think it's difficult to score a hat trick, it's my fault if I can't finish it." ”

In this game, Wang Zhen still bit the hat trick.

Even, as a tribute to the deity, Pele came out and said: "If Wang Zhen still completes the hat trick in this game, then I will go to the Champions League final, of course, I refuse to sit with Maradona, I know he will also watch it." In addition, I think there is a high probability that Wang Zhen will accomplish this feat. "Lao Ma said that Liverpool is his home team in the Premier League.

Fans complained: "In order to enjoy the record of six hats for himself, the king of the ball has already released a crow's beak trick." "Five goals are also hats, in fact, in foreign parlance, all goals above three goals are often called hats, but they are just big hats.

Everything depends on whether Wang Zhen's life is hard or not, and whether he can stand it or not, the old man Bailey.

Comrade Friedel stood on the field with a vote of substitutes and guessed the coin with Wang Zhen: "You are finally gone." ”

"What if I come back in two years."

Friedel was stunned, then gritted his teeth: "You are ruthless, I will leave when you come back." ”

Wang Zhen laughed: "Just kidding, shake hands." ”

Friedel had an expression of eating a dead mouse, and scolded while walking back: "How did M say goodbye to the Premier League and let Lao Tzu catch up, fortunately, Van der Sar waited for the Champions League final to support the bottom, otherwise it would be a big shame." ”

At the scene, the fans who came to Liverpool to play held high the banner and said: "The captain does what he says." "Brand.

And Aston Villa, there is no desire, the fans don't come to watch this game at all, you must know that the main players have avoided the game, of course the fans have avoided the game.

Only those season ticket holders came to support the home team.

"It's like, a boxing champion is always undefeated, and fans definitely don't want to watch boxing." The commentator is talking about Mayweather, who is unbeaten in forty-one games, and in football, it's like five or six seasons in a row, who will pay to see a game where the result is already doomed.

In fact, Aston Villa is not giving up, on the contrary, the substitutes are more combative.

Every substitute player has the heart to be the main force, so the game will never be sloppy, and it can often break out with stronger fighting spirit.

That's what this game is.

The Aston Villa manager didn't set up logging tactics, however, the players on the pitch were ruthless in sliding and tackling.

The pace of the game was scattered.

However, no one could stop Wang Zhen's determination to score a goal.

In the 21st minute, after two consecutive free kicks were missed, for the third time, Wang Zhen scored the first goal.

This time, the players on the field of Aston Villa were stunned, and the logging tactics could not be carried out.

Don't let Wang Zhen do a free kick hat trick, it's not an ordinary historical background board, it's an extra-large historical background board.

With Wang Zhen scoring a goal on the one hand and two yellow cards on the other, Aston Villa's players reduced their defensive intensity.

At this moment, Wang Zhen was completely freed from the shackles.

If you don't have to foul to stop Wang Zhen, then Wang Zhen at this age is invincible.

In the 27th minute, in the second half, and in the 51st minute of the game, Wang Zhen scored the second and third goals with a volley from outside the penalty area and a leak detection in the penalty area.

Hat-trick again!

As the match continued, Dalglish began to make substitutions, slipping around the three of his players who were about to be sent out in the final.

The game ended, three to zero.

In the 2010-2011 season, Liverpool made history by winning the league title with 96 points.

"My Football, Half My Life" - "Relevant Records".

My favourite record was the 96 points to win the league title, and at the time, it wasn't time to celebrate, but there was a lot of jubilation on the internet, and some fans said, 'We don't have the most Premier League titles, but we're the best, always', and I agree with him.

"About a hat-trick".

I scored a hat-trick in a row during that period, which was called amazing, and later in my career, I scored a hat-trick from free-kicks, so someone made a statistic and I got all the records that could count as a hat-trick.

But there's another point here, and that's that I've got all the things that I have, and no one has ever done it before, and no one will be able to complete it, such as the legendary idea.

As a joke, the idea is, is it possible for a player to score a hat-trick without anyone else touching the football?

The answer is, probably. This player defended in his own penalty area, an own goal, he was angry, picked up the football, and waited for the kick-off in the middle circle. After kicking off, he quickly hoisted the ball into the opponent's penalty area, then he ran to chase the ball, only to trip in the penalty area, penalty! He did it overnight. Some people may say, the next thing is the kick-off.

It was naïve, then the referee blew the whistle for the break, the player refused to go back to the dressing room, stood in the pitch with the ball, and at the beginning of the second half, he took the side again, did the same, and was tripped in the opponent's penalty area, penalty.

Then he scored a hat-trick of not being touched, which I liked the idea, but I wouldn't have scored an own goal.

- August 20, 2014, Wang Zhen.

(To be continued.) )