Chapter 147: Another Good Cook Delayed Chengshen
Huang Mei is out of the horse one top four! The driver was blindsided when he saw Huang Mei at that time, mainly because Huang Mei's temperament was there, and he was very cold! But as soon as he opened his mouth, Mr. Driver felt a little collapsed, how could there be a beautiful woman so good at bargaining, the price of the cherry small mouth opening and closing room was the same as letting a crocodile take a bite, and it was gone in an instant, anyway, in the end, Mr. Driver lost two bottles of soda money and left in despair. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Cool! It's been a long time since I've had this pleasure! Wu Yi took a bag and complained, "Don't be happy, hurry up and help pack Sophia, why is this child so unproductive, and she also drank the soda that fell on the ground." Huang Mei was in a good mood and didn't say a word, and began to help Wu pretend to be Sophia, and packed three bags! If someone else would be a horror movie, that is, we Sophia have practiced it.
The excitement has long since dispersed, after all, Wu Yi and Huang Mei are talking and laughing while picking up the broken corpses of the blood hula, this picture is too violent, and the timid must be scared out of the heart attack.
Wu Yi clapped his hands and said, "Okay, that's all, if it's missing, let Sophia drink two sips of water, hurry up and pack your things and go back, Kane, they have called several times!" Huang Mei walked behind her back and said, "I don't have anything to clean up, it's not your and Tang Seng's things, and I don't know why you two big men bring so many cosmetics!" "What's wrong with Lao Tzu taking care of it?"
Wu Xingyun packed a large bag of loot, all of which were cosmetics, and his thin body was almost invisible when he was set off, that is, people had internal strength, and ordinary people's intestines were pressed out. There are basically not many clothes, these cosmetics are not only bought by Wu Xingyun himself, but also bought by Huang Mei, a shopaholic, in fact, Huang Mei is just enjoying the fun of shopping, as for the things he bought, he basically gave them to Wu Sick, in her words, "The old lady is naturally beautiful, and I can't use clothes and cosmetics at all!" ”
A person suddenly rushed over, carrying a broken pocket and burning his head as if he had fled. "Lao Wu, have you dealt with it? Where is Sophia? "Wu Yi was taken aback by this, and the ragged clothes were talking about him, obviously a man actually painted purple lipstick, not to mention how disgusting." Who are you? Do I know you? ”
Tang Seng took off his hair cover and complained: "I just put on a hood, you don't know me?" Old Wu, you make me sad so much! "I'll go, Old Tang, what are you doing, betraying Buddhism and joining the Kill Matt family?" Tang Seng looked at the wig in confusion and said, "I defected when I wore a wig?" "Look in the mirror for yourself!" Sophia in the bag is very thoughtful to conjure up a mirror.
Tang Seng was also taken aback by himself, "I'll go!" What the hell is this? What's wrong with Lao Tzu's mouth? Am I poisoned? Wu Yi patted Tang Seng on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Old Tang, Old Tang, I didn't expect you to be such a Tang Seng, I really misjudged you!" "Look at your uncle! Is Lao Tzu poisoned? I didn't eat anything today, just gnawed on my toenails for a while. ”
Huang Mei Wu disease "vomit!" "Huang Mei, a divine dragon swings its tail, and Tang Seng is gone: "Made, this monk is really disgusting!" Wu Yi said worriedly, "Tang Seng won't really be poisoned, why don't I take him to the hospital later?" "Poisoning of fart! That's the lipstick I bought for him, at first it was colorless, and slowly the color will get heavier and heavier, it's colorful, don't worry about him, if you want to be poisoned, it's also poison in your own feet. ”
"Hello? Moximoxi? Oh, huh? Okay, okay, we'll go back right away, you're going to be holding on for a while. Huang Mei asked curiously, "Who?" Wu Yi pulled Huang Mei and strode over and said, "Kane, he said that someone was smashing the triad field, and it seems that Junichi Sakata can't stand it, so let's go back and help quickly." "Made, they don't know that Sakata is my cover? The old lady must explode their chrysanthemums! ”
"Alright, let's go! Do people know who you are? Also popping chrysanthemums, do you have that guy? "I don't have you and I can't use yours?" "It definitely can't be used, that thing is too private! ...... "The ancient goddess has still become a female **, and Wu Yi never expected her to be a lady."
When he returned to his room, he poured Sophia into the bathtub and turned on the faucet and left, he didn't know what Sophia wanted. Jenny wore an apron and said with a smile: "Wu Sick, you're done, I cooked food and dishes, I heard Tang Seng say that you like to eat Chinese food, I specially learned it, you can taste it and comment on it." After saying that, he smiled playfully, to be honest, this exotic atmosphere is really a little unstoppable.
"Can you eat the food you cooked? Anyway, you're not poisonous, right? Wu Yi said and sat down. Jenny said angrily, "Look at what you said! How could I be poisonous. As he spoke, he meandered to serve other dishes. Just looking at her snake tail Wu Ill feels that today's meal is not so easy to eat, and the taste is not very worrying, whether it is Huang Mei or Sophia, including Wu Xingyun, who has almost never cooked, cooking is good, you think about it, everyone is flying away, how can a small heat stump people, Bao is not polite, Huang Mei's scrambled eggs are better than any five-star chef's meal.
Unconsciously, Tang Seng Sophia Huang Phantom Wu Xingyun, with the bolt and the four non-human beings were already gathered in front of the table, looking at this big table and Wu Ai's eyes were a little moist, Lao Tzu is it easy for me!
Tang Seng patted the angry face next to him and said, "I said, what are you two doing here?" Sophia can still drink some soup, there is no soil for you here, what if someone accidentally scalds you? Angry Mushroom said: "We are here to learn, are there to eat, where do we care about you if you eat yours?" Without waiting for Tang Seng to return, Huang Mei said curiously: "What are you learning here?" How to cook a plate of delicious mushrooms? ”
The angry face mushroom didn't dare to give Huang Mei a mouth, and honestly said the reason, "We think that Sister Jenny should also be poisonous, so come over to see if you can steal two tricks, and go back to change it yourself to improve the toxicity." Then Jenny came over with the last dish, "What do you say about me, I have heard it outside, what do you want to learn from me?" ”
Wu Yi said worriedly, "Jenny, it's not that I don't believe you, you're really not poisonous, right?" Jenny saw everyone staring at her tail and smiled, "Even if I have a snake's tail, it doesn't have to be poisonous, there are snakes and non-poisonous snakes, and besides, I'm not a snake." Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and Jenny said, "But I really know how to poison, if you two want to learn, I can teach you two tricks after dinner!" ”
Jenny smiled, Wu was sick, they shuddered, and Tang Seng, who was the least courageous, was already planning to jump out of the window to escape.
"Don't worry, how can you say that you are all my saviors, I can't take revenge, right? Eat with confidence, it's absolutely fine! Saying that she ate a bite of each dish first, she proved that it was no problem. Huang Mei was the first to move the chopsticks, and after taking a bite, her eyes lit up, and she stretched out her thumb to see that it tasted good, and everyone began to fight for me, it was really delicious.
Jenny saw everyone eating happily and said proudly, "I'll just say, I'm still very talented in cooking!" Wu Yi snatched a piece of braised pork from under Tang Seng's chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth, and said with satisfaction: "Seriously, Jenny, you are a bad cook, you are really a gluttonous thing, I didn't say it was too delicious!" Wu Xingyun also praised, "It's really delicious, that's what the world says about deliciousness, especially this roast chicken makes me eat the taste of the rivers and lakes!" ”
"Hey, hey! It's called Jianghu Roast Chicken, specially made for you, in fact, my real wish is to be a chef and make a lot of delicious food every day to make guests feel happy! As soon as Jenny said this, everyone squirted. Don't believe me, what I said is true, if my teacher hadn't been letting me practice, I would have gone to learn cooking a long time ago! ”
Huang Mei smiled, "How do you say that, a soldier who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good staff officer, you are really crooked!" Tang Seng exclaimed, "You are the second demon god, are you really good like this, isn't it rumored that you have been practicing in retreat all year round?" Jenny said depressedly, "What kind of retreat cultivation, I'm just studying cooking, and the servant thinks it's not good to say, so he says I'm cultivating!" ”
Wu Yi laughed and said, "Another good cook, let Chengshen delay!" (To be continued.) )