Chapter 378: No Pain, One Harvest

Accompanied by the most dazzling national style, the jeep flew like a fly, "brushing" to the front, leaving only a car butt.

The song not only tortured the three little ones, but also made the people close to the car almost collapse, and after listening to the magic sound for more than half an hour, their ears were almost deafened!

Now seeing the car go away, Qi Qi breathed a deep sigh of relief.

Emperor Tianjue asked Mo Ling for two horses, and walked side by side with Chu Lang.

Bai Yixuan looked at her in surprise, "When will you ride a horse?"

A few years ago, at the hunting meeting of the strange country, the cute picture of the fried hair facing the horse and wanting to cook it and eat it is still fresh in my memory.

Mo Ling took the reins, rode the horse slowly, and said with a light smile: "People, you always have to overcome some things that you can't do, and overcome your own fears, as the saying goes, there is no end to learning." ”

Chu Lang rolled his eyes, she would learn to ride a horse if she hadn't been stimulated by him, otherwise she would have learned to ride a horse when she saw the scared little look of the horse?

It's a good list of excuses.

Bai Yixuan smiled, clasped his hands into fists, and quipped: "The teachings of the county lord of Leping have really benefited me a lot, and I have been taught." ”

Mo Ling waved his little hand, "Generally, my sister knows a lot of life principles, what are the problems, including the husband and wife are not harmonious, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quarrel, and the children do not eat, you can come to Mr. Mo Ling, and teach you lessons at any time to ensure that your problems are solved." ”

Lige was amused by her words, her indifferent eyes were full of smiles, and she was not happy to be with her.

Liu Tianchen lowered his head, lowered his head and smiled bitterly, that... Is there a way to make me forget about you?

"County Lord, I really have a question I want to ask, how... How..."Zhu'er didn't say anything for a long time.

In fact, she wanted to ask how to get pregnant quickly, but... With so many men here, I'm too embarrassed to speak.

Mo Ling: "What's wrong Sister Zhu'er, is it not harmonious with Qing and his wife?"

Qing Kuku's face showed disgust for the first time, "Zhu'er wants to ask, how can I conceive a child." ”

Xiao Mo is thinking about something every day, so he can't expect them to be good.

"Qing..." Zhu'er glared at him, her little face flushed, and in front of so many people, she asked what she was doing...

Mo Ling made a look of sudden realization, "That's it..."

glanced at Qing ambiguously, and smiled obscenely: "It depends on whether Qing works hard enough, as the saying goes, one point of "cultivation" is a harvest..."

She drove suddenly, and heard that the three brothers almost fell off their horses, should she be so tough! Is she still a woman, opening and closing her mouth is full of meat words...

If it goes on like this, they're going to be ruined.

Lige was speechless, and he helped his forehead with a headache, really... That's enough!

Bai Yixuan coughed lightly twice, looked up at the sky, and pretended not to understand the meaning of her words.

Chu Lang glanced at her with disgust, and silently pulled the reins away from this filthy demon emperor.

Compared with the speechlessness of a few people, Di Tian is extremely determined, anyway, he is used to listening to it, I still remember that a few years ago I went to Mowang's Mansion to "admire the moon", she directly asked Zhu'er if she liked macho men with good physical strength, or was it easy to push down.

That time and this time are nothing short of that.

Qing's face turned black into Bao Qingtian, she meant that he didn't work hard enough?

Zhu'er's little face was red and about to drip blood, covering her face and not daring to look up in shame, the county lord... The county lord's tough words have not been changed for several years.

"We take our time and are not in a hurry. Qing said with a black face.

"Why don't you hurry, this matter must be urgent, hurry up, young man. Mo Ling shook his head and said, and finally flew an ambiguous look at the two of them.

After hearing this, Qing became even darker, and left a sentence: "I'll go to Baizhang Mountain first." Then he flicked his whip, and the wind fled from the land filled with thick yellow gas.

"Eh, has it been solved, give a good review and go, dear!" Mo Ling howled, causing the horse in front of him to run faster.

Chu Lang looked at the sky speechlessly, "Boss, you don't care! Just let Xiao Mo harm the world?"

Di Tianjue raised his eyebrows, "What's the matter, I'm in a free-range policy." ”

It would be even better if these meat jokes were used to seduce him.

"I'm a dog!" Mo Ling rolled his eyes in anger.

Suddenly, his obscene little eyes drifted towards Chu Lang.

Chu Lang's small body trembled for a moment, and said with a dry smile: "I... I... I'll also go to Baizhang Mountain first, see you later!"

After that, follow the escape from the land of yellow gas, cherish life, and stay away from this pair of dogs who make faces... Ah no, black-bellied men and women...

Mo Ling shrugged, shook his head and sighed: "The young man can't do it, I haven't spoken yet, I'm scared away, if I get married in the future, I won't faint when I wait for the cave room." ”

Departure Song: "......"

Three Brothers: "......"

I really want to ask, is she still a woman?!

Di Tianjue sighed, what a grinding little goblin, the meat joke is quite slippery, why don't you see him in the cave room?

Glancing at Lige and Bai Yixuan, "I have a question, what if there is always a dog skin plaster sticking to you?"

Before Mo Ling could speak, Xie Laosan hurriedly replied: "The dog skin plaster is very sticky, and it is difficult to wash off on the body, of course it has to be cut off, but the effect is very good." ”

Mo Ling: "......" can only be described as very silly and naΓ―ve.

"Hmm, why don't you say it, isn't what I said right? Last time, the doctor put a plaster on me, and I accidentally stuck to my clothes, and I didn't pull it off for a long time, and then I cut it with scissors, and that's..."

The very stupid and naΓ―ve Xie Laosan was still chattering, and he could hear that the Xie brothers were full of black lines, Xie Laosan was busy leaning over and covering his mouth, let's have a snack, my stupid brother!

Bai Yixuan naturally understood the meaning of his words, and said with a smile: "I was invited by Emperor Mo to hunt. ”

Lige didn't speak, his indifferent eyes swept at the three brothers of the Xie family, the meaning was obvious, he was pulled by them.

Emperor Tianjue snorted lightly, "I really want to draw my sword and cut off the dog skin plaster!"

"Brother, why are you covering my mouth! Yes, right, Brother Emperor, but the sword is not easy to use, but the scissors are easy to use. ”

Duck Duck and Jiu'er, who were lying on Mo Ling's shoulder, couldn't stop despising it, this kid was really stupid enough to break through the negative IQ of human beings.

Mo Ling touched his nose and changed the subject: "By the way, what about Phantom Shi Feng, why didn't you see them?"

It's a long way to go, it's fun to joke about them, and besides, without a man in front of her, she always feels like there's something missing in life.

Alas, if you want to live a decent life, you have to have a little foundation in life.

"There are things I sent them to do. ”

Mo Ling nodded, riding a horse was too boring, I wanted to talk to them, how could I want to put my head at a few people, but before they could make a sound, they immediately turned their heads, not daring to look at her, for fear that she was saying something that would make them unable to resist.

Mo Ling smacked his lips, and he gave a roll of his eyes, and then pulled the reins and walked to the side of Nangong Tilting Carriage.

knocked on the car window, "Your Excellency, the little one is so boring, come and talk about five cents." ”

"I'm not free, don't bother me!"

"Damn, he, hey in broad daylight, do you have the consciousness to be an empress. Mo Ling complained.

"Fuck off! Ah Sheng fell yesterday, and the old lady drugged him, okay! What do you want to see?"

"Don't don't, don't be blessed, you keep busy. ”

Looking at Mo Ling's wilting appearance, Di Tianjue proposed, "The girl is boring, why don't we talk about cooking rice?"

"Fuck off!"

Very stupid and naΓ―ve Xie Laosan asked: "I think this sentence, do you have to talk about cooking rice?"

Regarding this question that Emperor Tianjue often talks about, Bai Yixuan and Lige also want to know why.

Di Tianjue raised his eyebrows, glanced at Mo Ling, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a playful smile.

Of course, there is a lot of knowledge in this, not only to study how to wash the "rice", but also to taste every grain of "rice" when eating, and most importantly, to make the "rice" feel happy with you when you "eat". ”

Leaving the song, Bai Yixuan: "......" doesn't feel like cooking rice...

Xie Laosan had a teachable expression on his face, "Don't say it, there is really a lot of knowledge here, I'll try it when I go back." ”

"Well, work hard, Brother Xie. ”

The corners of Mo Ling's mouth twitched, this special meow's donkey head is not right and the horse's mouth can talk?

A dress with a capital letter!

Disgusted glared at a vinegar jar with a bright smile, what is wrong with teaching children, teaching these some and not, beasts!

Turning his head to look at the humanoid dragon behind him, the large army could not see the end at a glance, so many people didn't even have a person to talk to, alas, it was boring.

I don't know what happened to Qu Dashen and Nangong Tilting the Curtain, whether there is any progress or anything, in fact, she really wants to see the scene of the steel cold-faced girl being bent...

The cold-faced girl with a steel face who was missed by her heart is now in the carriage, and she is on the verge of slashing people with a sword when she is annoyed by a woman.

"Get down!"

Qu Shuang not only didn't get angry after hearing this, but said excitedly: "Wow, the forty-fifth time today, two more words! Come on, come on, say one more word." ”

Nangong tilted the curtain: "......" shameless!

I've never seen such a brazen woman, and I've been annoying her since yesterday, and her hand has been trying to touch her waist.

Her noisy voice like a hundred thousand flies, her shameless words, from yesterday to today, have not stopped for a moment, and she endured it.

What made her unbearable the most was that this shameless woman went to her dormitory in the early morning!

When she felt movement, she woke up and saw the naked woman next to her, following her... There was a hand at that moment when she really wanted to raise a sword and cut her!

I have never seen such a shameless woman! What did she Nangong do in her previous life, why did God send her to torture her like this!

It took countless deep breaths to suppress the anger that came out of his body.

"Little curtain, why are you silent again, driving for an hour, I also said for an hour, my throat is about to smoke, I'm so thirsty, can you feed me water, how about mouth-to-mouth?"

Qu Shuang gave a wink after speaking.

At this point, Nangong couldn't bear it anymore, pulled her arm with a cold face, pressed her on the low floor, pinched her neck, and murderous in his eyes.

"I don't want to repeat it, get out or die!"

Qu Shuang was still smiling, "Hey, am I dreaming? You actually said eleven words! Oh, Xiaolian'er, you are so cold, you want to kill me!"

Nangong tilted her eyes, and increased the strength of her hands, and after a while, Qu Shuang's face turned red, even if there was a faint feeling of suffocation, but she was still making a death flirtation with her sister.

"Ahem, this is the bed, the boss and Xiao Mo have done this posture, but I didn't expect my sister... Cough... There is also such a day, so happy, hehe..."

The pain in her neck, and the feeling of suffocation that she couldn't breathe, made Qu Shuang helpless for a while, did this person who killed a thousand knives really want to kill her?

She didn't believe it!

Sure enough, when she was about to roll her eyes and faint, Nangong let go of her, with undisguised disgust on her face, and said sharply: "Get out!"

Qu Shuang covered her neck and coughed violently, Rao is so, she is still flirting with her sister...

"Ahem, ahem... Ahem, ahem... Well, it's already rolled into your heart, how else are you going to roll? cough cough cough... Get lost... Roll into bed? ahem..."