Chapter Seventy-Nine: Wu Xingyun
How to say it, Huang Mei should be abstract, if not, then Huang Mei's aesthetics are problematic. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info painted this creature called Ying Long, with garlic nose mung bean eyes, full of buck teeth, that mouth is so big that you don't need to roll up the cake, if the height is one to one according to Huang Mei, then he can be one meter tall even if he is the sky, he also has two lap legs, which can only be described as ugly to the extreme!
"Hahaha, who is this, why is Zhang so ugly, if Lao Tzu is half as ugly as him, he won't live, hahaha is so funny!" Who else can die like this, except for Wu Laoer, he didn't hear Huang Mei's words at all just now. Wu Yi silently took a big step to the side, this is for Huang Meiteng to make a place, by the way, he blocked eighty-eight in front, it would not be good if he was injured by mistake.
"Huh? How do you feel a little cold and a little hot, what the hell is this weather? "The cold one is the murderous aura of the Yellow Charm, and the hot one is the fire in the hand of the Yellow Charm, maybe it is the fire, the miserable green is not a good thing at first glance. The little girl may have been frightened stupid, standing there motionless, Wu Yi kindly blocked her behind him, the child is still young, and he can't look at anything too bloody.
Wu Lao Er is worthy of being a god, Huang Mei's fire is useless to him at all, anyway, I don't know if he is pretending, and he is still laughing at the portrait, and then the crazy Huang Mei made a move, and it was an over-the-shoulder fall when he came up, and then his slender beautiful legs clamped Wu Lao Er's neck, and the two hands broke Wu Lao Er's fingers like twist flowers, Wu Yi was frightened by Wu Lao Er's screams, and covered the little girl's eyes with his hand, and covered his eyes by the way, he didn't want to have nightmares at night.
Wu Lao Er may be the god of rubber, anyway, he is very elastic, Huang Mei can pull out his ears more than thirty centimeters long, and his mouth was punched and his pocket was broken Yes, this thing won't have eaten a devil fruit, right? His hands and feet were tied into a dead knot by Huang Mei, if it weren't for his third leg being too short, it is estimated that Huang Mei would not let it go, anyway, the scene was always miserable.
Wu Yi didn't know how long Huang Mei had beaten Wu Lao Er, anyway, he was impatient to sleep, Wu Lao Er's screams stopped, it couldn't be dead, right? Wu Yi opened his eyes and saw Huang Mei breathing back on the side, Wu Lao Er lay down in a large shape and then breathed more on the ground, and the air intake was less, as if he was going to hang up at any time. "Old Wu, are you okay? Open your eyes and look at me, old Wu! Old Wu! ”
"You howl! Lao Tzu is not dead yet, there is no need for you to cry and mourn! "This old Wang Ba is not beaten, Wu Yi stomped on him again, I didn't expect Huang Mei to beat him for so long and almost nothing, Wu Yi stepped on him lightly, he almost didn't go up on the roof." I'm going to go you won't be able to, won't I just step on it lightly? Wu Lao Er held his hands and said angrily, "Come on, come on, you let Lao Tzu step on you and try, she is an illusory god, she beats me and reduces damage, you are especially real damage!" "It seems that this old Wang Ba has been playing a lot of games recently.
Wu Lao Er held his hands and blew for a long time and said, "Forget it, I have to hurry up and find out what's going on, don't run around lately, something may have happened above!" "Anyway, this old guy really came and went without a trace, just went out Wu Ill couldn't find his shadow, Wu Ill still wanted to ask if he could pull someone over casually?" Wu disease! Wu disease! Woohoo! "Who is so stingy?
It's actually Wu Lao Er, he is now squatting in an iron bucket, "I said what kind of song are you singing, my bucket is not very strong!" Like a frightened rabbit, Wu Lao Er whispered, "There are two plainclothes over there, you help me block it!" Wu Yi pinched his waist and shouted, "Oh, why didn't I see it?" Wu Lao Er directly pressed Wu Ill into the bucket, covered Wu Ill's mouth with his hand and said, "Ancestor, you be quiet, just in the direction of three o'clock in the crooked neck tree, that pair of dogs and men must be plainclothes!" ”
Wu is sick and foaming, Wu Lao'er's hand has just buckled his feet, the taste is not too refreshing! "! Are you okay, don't you need to do this, do my feet stink so much? Vomit! Wu Lao Er sniffed it himself and said that he couldn't bear it. Wu Yi felt that he had to get up, otherwise his life would be in danger, and he was about to jump out while holding his breath, but he was dragged by Wu Lao Er again.
"Shhh Wu Yicai didn't care about him, for the sake of his own life, he kicked out Wu Lao Er who was blocking the road first, and he stepped on it to get free, and the air outside was better. Wu Lao Er was kicked out and behaved very calmly, first lying on the ground for a while, and then looking up at the two strips opposite, this old man is worthy of being an old wanted criminal, and the technique of camouflage on the ground alone is skilled enough.
I saw that he first painted his face with his hands to turn earthy yellow, and then began to rub on the ground, rubbing the front and back, until the whole person became a native before he stopped. Wu Yi thinks that he can run out of three streets with this kung fu, is there something wrong with his brain? When Wu Lao Er saw the two of them leaving, he asked, "What's wrong, is there anything else?" "Actually, it's nothing, I just want to ask if there are any consequences if I pick up customers here."
Wu Lao Er grabbed Wu Ill's hands, trembling like a cerebral thrombosis, Wu Ill almost hit 120, "I'll go!" If you have something to say, you don't want to touch my porcelain, do you? Wu Lao Er was in tears, and the disguise on his face was crying, looking like a father who had found his long-lost son, "If you can really take them all over, I thank you on behalf of all the Protoss, thank you for your eight generations of ancestors!" ”
Wu Yi pulled his hand back angrily, "You just thank you?" Is there anything substantial? He understood it, and the gods were now eager to find a place for these visitors from the other world, if Wu Ying really did this, they would definitely not be able to find the north. Wu Lao Er gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, "I'll send a whole box of biscuits, plus a box of chewing gum!" ”
"I'll go to your uncle's, you sent him to ask for food, and the door didn't hurry up, get out of the way, it's time to eat!" Wu Yi turned around to leave, but was pulled again, "I said do you have anything else, my mother has urged me three times, if I haven't gone for the fourth time, she will cut you with a kitchen knife and no one will stop you!" "The old man is strong, and he is the one who is agile, and this old man walks on the wall, "I gave you the Wang Ba not for you to eat, it was the salary you applied for, used to help you find the undead, I will contact you if I have something to do with it!" ”
Let this old thing be yin again! Wu Yi still thinks about how the old immortal can be so polite, every time he comes empty-handed, he has to go with something, and the soft China he treasures is to let this calf go! Besides, who the hell uses Wang Ba as a salary? Wu Yi scolded and went back, he still had to see if Wang Ba was stewed by his mother, it shouldn't be so easy to die, after all, it is a thing in the divine realm, and people are eighty-eight is a vacuum cleaner and very hard!
The people in the house have already eaten it, fortunately there is no turtle soup on the table, Wu Yi washed his hands and picked up the rice bowl and began to eat, today there is roast chicken, and it was eaten up by Tang Seng when it was late. Sophia still only drinks water as usual, and in order to confuse Wu's mother, she now has a bowl of egg drop soup for every meal. "Wu Yi will take your sister-in-law to the hospital tomorrow to take a look, why is such a good child's voice hoarse like this?"
The rice squirted out of the nostrils, "Ahem! Mom, where did I come from, sister-in-law? Mother Wu pointed to the little girl and said, "Isn't this Huang Mei's sister, isn't her sister your sister-in-law?" Wu Yi instantly understood, Huang Mei must have lied that the child was her sister, Wu Yi suddenly realized and said, "Oh! You're talking about her, I usually call my sister directly, and my sister-in-law has never called her. ”
As for the throat or something, it is not clear for the time being, Wu Yi vaguely agreed. Mother Wu touched the little girl's hair and said, "Look at how smart this child is, why does his voice become so hoarse, if you don't see people, you think it's an old man!" Wu Ai was grabbing chicken wings with Tang Seng to grab the most critical place, and in the end, Old Tang was more shameless, so he directly stretched out his head and took it away.
After the meal, Wu's mother went to wash the dishes, and Wu Yi picked her teeth and asked casually, "Little sister, what's your name?" "My name is Wu Xingyun." The voice was really hoarse, just like what my mother said, the same as the old lady's voice. "Wu Xingyun? I've never heard of it, but why does it feel so familiar? "They all call me Tianshan Tong's grandmother."
Wu Disease: "......! ”