Chapter Twenty-Six: The Confusion of the Water and Land Nunnery (Part II)
Wu Ming couldn't help but feel a little timid when he heard this, thinking that all his analysis and judgment were based on the man in black who was sure that he was in this house, but he never thought that this was based on an assumption, but he still swore and said: "Uncle Yang, you can't be wrong, it must be there!" ”
Yang Ju sneered, turned the key, the door was opened, and in addition to a wardrobe in the room, it was a bed and a set of chairs, and there was not even a single hair found.
Wu Ming stood there in a daze, Yang Ju raised his hand and was about to slap Wu Ming's face: "The wolf travels thousands of miles to eat meat, and the dog travels thousands of miles ****!" Look at the forehead and don't rot your baby's mouth! Call your baby to talk nonsense to me! ”
Wu Ming hurriedly flashed over and said, "Uncle Yang, I have already reformed my life, but I see that this thief has slipped away from the window!" As he spoke, he walked to the other window in the room to check.
Unexpectedly, Yang Ju came up from behind and grabbed Wu Ming's collar and shouted: "Cat (read twice by locals), don't coax your uncle here!" Walk! Follow me to the police station! ”
As soon as Wu Ming heard Uncle Yang call him the nickname "cat" when he was a child, he knew that something bad was going to happen, and he estimated that Uncle Yang was going to be serious, thinking about how Uncle Yang, who was as timid as a mouse on weekdays, was abnormal, whether he was resisting or not resisting, resisting, Wu Ming believed that three times five divided by two could knock the thin and small Uncle Yang to the ground, but how could Uncle Yang explain to Fengzi himself, if he didn't resist, if this Uncle Yang really sent himself to the police station, he couldn't afford to lose this person!
After hesitating, Wu Ming was already dragged to the door by Uncle Yang, Wu Ming thought to himself: It's okay to go on like this, this police station is on this jade street! In any case, the thirty-six plan is the best plan. Hurriedly said: "Uncle Yang, don't drag your clothes!" You let go first, and I'll go to the police station with you! ”
Yang intercepted a sip and said, "The little Jiujiu in your baby's heart, I don't know!" Obediently follow the forehead! ”
Wu Ming saw that his wishful thinking had failed, and while being pulled downstairs by Yang Jue, he let out a loud "......" and said, "Uncle Yang, this is it!" If you don't believe that you can, then you always believe Fengzi, you can call Fengzi now and ask me if I have changed my ways! ”
When Yang Intercept heard this, he seemed to be even more angry: "Cat! Others don't know you, but they don't know your baby's flowery intestines! You say you haven't stolen anything since you were a kid? You have stolen all the villages of Chenjiatan! All day long, I still seduce Ewa to learn bad from you! Hum! This amount is to teach your baby a good one! ”
At this point, the two of them had arrived at the door of the store. And Wu Ming listened to Uncle Yang talking about some old things that he didn't see at the moment, and couldn't help but get angry, shook it violently, broke free of his collar, turned around and glanced coldly at Yang Jie, who was taken aback, and said, "Uncle Yang!" If you don't hit someone, you don't expose your face, you don't expose your shortcomings, you don't plant falsehoods, you search your forehead, and see what you steal? ”
Yang Ju smiled and said, "Okay! If you find something, don't blame your uncle for being ruthless! After that, he threw the woodcutter on the ground, walked up to Wu Ming, and stuffed his hands into Wu Ming's two trouser pockets, as if searching for something, but his eyes caught a glimpse of two policemen passing by on the street at this time, and shouted violently: "Catch the thief!" Catch the thief! At the same time, his hands suddenly hugged Wu Ming's waist.
Wu Ming was shocked, he didn't want this timid and honest Uncle Yang to be so cunning and insidious, thinking that this was the time when there were the most people on the street, Uncle Yang's voice was afraid that he was really going to fall into the unkindness and injustice. In a hurry, he broke away from Yang Jie's arms, and shook it suddenly, Yang Ju fell to the ground with a bang, but when Wu Ming was about to turn around, he was shocked to find that the flaming bird smashed the bamboo birdcage with a bang at this moment, and with a long roar, he spread his wings and flew towards himself, and the wings that spread out in flight suddenly became longer and bigger like a trick, and when he saw Wu Ming's eyes, the wings were one meter long.
Wu Ming suddenly felt that his scalp was numb, and he turned around in horror and was about to run to the street, but as soon as he turned around, he saw two policemen coming towards him. At this time, Wu Ming's forces were exhausted, and he was attacked from both sides, and secretly said "suffer"! But Wu Ming was very strange, he found that the eyes of the two policemen were actually boundless horror, Wu Ming was puzzled, a strong wind above his head swept quickly, and then he saw a red shadow with lightning speed to knock down the two policemen, and there was a long "Wow" sound, the red shadow rushed into the air, and disappeared out of the nine skies in an instant.
Pedestrians on the street exclaimed when they saw so much, and Wu Ming, who was immersive, felt even more weird, thinking that this red bird was so magical, and that its body could grow on its own in an instant, and thinking that this bird was originally going to come at him, but how it finally turned into an attack on the police, it seems that he has to ask Uncle Yang to figure out this matter. It's just that this search actually forgot that he was in danger, and his two arms were tightly grasped by two policemen.
The two policemen escorted Wu Ming to the Shuiluan Police Station at the end of the jade street, and Yang Ju followed behind and scolded loudly and non-stop: "Broken cowardice, see if you dare to steal anything!" "Take you a **** scourge, worry about harming people all day long!" “……”
Yang Intercept kept scolding, Wu Ming lowered his head and hated that the street was too long and Yang Jie's mouth was too cheap.
If it is put on until the second year of high school, this kind of occasion is commonplace for Wu Ming, and he will visit the Shuiluan Police Station every once in a while, and Wu Ming, who is used to it, will not feel ashamed like today, and most of them will step on this street with pride, for fear that people will not know him Wu Ming.
There are many people in the crowd who are watching the excitement, and whispering and gossip are indispensable, but I heard people talking about it: "What can you do at a young age, you have to do this thing of stealing chickens and dogs!" ”
"Well deserved! This time, he still dares to steal things! ”
“……”
Some also recognized Wu Ming and whispered: "Isn't this a cat!" I heard that they are all in college, why are you still doing this thing of roosters and dogs?! ”
"Hey...... There is no mother and no father, and the baby is also pitiful, I don't know if the third aunt knows about it? ”
"Don't mention it, the third aunt won't be angry if she knows it!"
“……”
Wu Ming, who heard the words "third aunt", trembled all over, and his eyes were a little damp. turned around and looked viciously at Yang Jie, who was scolding, and when he turned around again, he had already arrived at the door of the Shuiluan Police Station.
The Shuiluan police station is not big, there are only six people on weekdays, and when they arrived at the door, two policemen pushed Wu Ming inside, and one of the policemen said: "Let's take a look, see who is coming?" When several policemen inside looked at it, they were stunned and immediately someone said: "Cats? Rare Guest! ”
Wu Ming glanced at the policeman and didn't make a sound.
Someone else said, "O cat! I heard that you went to college, what? What's going on today? ”
Wu Ming was still silent, but Yang Ju said, "What's the matter?" They came to my store in broad daylight and stole something! You say this thief is bold now! As he spoke, he walked up to Nameless, pointed his right index finger at Wu Ming's forehead, and said angrily: "Now that I'm at the police station, look at what other monkeys your baby is playing?" ”
Wu Ming raised his neck and glared at Yang Ju with slanted eyes: "Uncle Yang, you have to talk about evidence!" Then he turned to an elderly policeman and said, "Director Qian, you have to call the shots for me!" ”
Director Qian frowned and glanced at the criminal police uniform Wu Ming was wearing, and nodded: "We won't wronged a good person with this!" He said to Yang again: "Boss Yang, you tell me what happened first!" He said to Wu Ming again: "Wu Ming, don't be silent first, listen to Boss Yang and then speak." Wu Ming seemed to have returned to the way he was a little bit in the past, and happily agreed: "Okay!" No problem! ”
This Yang Ju told the story of how he met Wu Ming and how he returned to the store to see Wu Ming, and Director Qian turned around and asked Wu Ming: "What Boss Yang said is the truth?" ”
Wu Ming nodded and said, "That's right, but I didn't steal!" ”
At this time, a policeman who took Wu Ming to come said something in Director Qian's ear, only to see Director Qian's eyes as big as a copper bell: "What? And this strange thing? What kind of bird is so powerful? And can you knock the two living people down? ”
Immediately, Director Qian's eyes stared at Yang Jie, Yang Jie's heart was weak, and he said, "That's an eagle I raised recently." ”
Director Qian was puzzled: "Eagle? A red-colored eagle? ”
Yang Jie: "Well, that's right, red-colored eagles are not common in the Qinling Mountains, but they are very common in the south!" I bought it online a while ago, and it cost a whole thousand yuan! ”
Director Qian was skeptical, didn't ask any more, changed the subject, and said: "Both of you admit that there is such a thing, and now the problem is that one said that he stole it, and the other said that he didn't steal, right?" ”
Yang Ju and Wu Ming both nodded yes. Director Qian said again: "That's easy to do, Boss Yang, what did you say you lost?" ”
At this time, Wu Ming's mobile phone rang, Wu Ming picked it up and saw that it was Tang Qi's, and was about to hang up, Director Qian nodded: "Take it!" ”
Wu Ming was stunned for a moment, according to the usual, he would not let himself answer the phone, and this time it is also strange, this director Qian is not bad for himself, so he answered the phone: "Hmm...... I'm still on this side of Jade Street...... I've met an acquaintance here, and I'll go back to you in a moment...... What the? You're on the jade street? ”
Tang Qi's voice was really sounding behind Wu Ming: "When is it, you are still lying, if it weren't for Officer Hou and their suggestion to come and have a look, maybe Lei Zi and I would still be waiting stupidly on the stone bridge!" ”
Wu Ming turned around, but saw Tang Qi, Lei Zi, Red Nose and several criminal policemen from Lantian County standing at the door.
It turned out that Tang Qi and Lei Zi were waiting anxiously on the stone bridge, and made a phone call, Wu Ming said that he would arrive immediately, but after waiting for a long time and not seeing Wu Ming come, the matter at hand of the red nose head came to an end for the time being, and the criminal police from several counties went to the stone bridge to call Tang Qi, Wu Ming and Lei Zi to go to the hotel to rest first.
Knowing that Wu Ming chased the thief and never returned, the red nose head was inexplicably tightened, when he was next to Li Cripple's corpse, he noticed that Wu Ming touched his pocket from time to time, and once guessed whether Wu Ming's pocket would be Li Cripple's Tianyuan Divine Stone, so even if he thought that Wu Ming was stolen was not the Tianyuan Divine Stone, he decided to go to the jade street to see what was going on.
When they arrived at Jade Street, they saw that the streets and alleys were talking about Wu Ming's stealing, so a few people in the group asked for directions and hurried to the Shuiluan Police Station. Unexpectedly, just such a little distance, Tang Qi couldn't help but make a call to Wu Ming.
Wu Ming heard Tang Qi's complaints, scratched his head, and didn't make a sound.
Director Qian saw the formation of Officer Hou and these people, and hurriedly stepped forward to say hello, and the red-nosed head and others each took out their documents to show their identities, so they were greeted and sat down by Director Qian, and the other personnel of the police station followed with tea, poured water and smoked.
At this moment, Yang Ju seemed to see that something was wrong, and was about to touch the root of the wall and slip away, but he heard Wu Ming shouting: "Uncle Yang! Don't rush to go! The injustice on my body is still waiting for Uncle Yang to clear up. ”
Yang Ju had no choice but to stand still, smiled at Director Qian, turned his head to Wu Ming and smiled, and said: "Cat, no, Wu Ming, it's Uncle who blames you, just now I found that the lost jade wrench finger was in the butt pocket, you see, it's all Uncle is wrong, it's okay, it's okay," and looked at Director Qian again: "I'll leave first if it's okay!?" After saying that, he walked out.
Wu Ming suddenly felt light, but his heart was full of emotion.
Unexpectedly, Tang Qi seemed to be disobedient, stood up and stopped at the door, and said coldly to Yang Jie: "Uncle! You wronged people for no reason, and you just left? ”
Wu Ming and Lei Zi both frowned, but the red-nosed head smiled, echoed Tang Qi, and said: "That's right, if you wronged someone, you have to apologize and compensate the victim for mental losses, restore the victim's reputation, and go to prison at the worst!" ”
Yang Ju seemed to be very scared when he heard this, and turned his head to look at Director Qian, who turned his head and ignored Yang Ju.
Yang Ju knew in his heart that he had to beg Wu Ming. Peeked at Wu Ming, who was wandering in his mind at the moment, slowly walked in front of Wu Ming, and said, "Wu Ming, uncle is confused for a while, you can treat me as a fart for Fengzi's sake!" ”
Everyone couldn't help but laugh when they heard this. Wu Ming looked serious, did not smile, and said, "Uncle Yang, I just want to ask you a word." ”
Yang Intercept nodded again and again: "You say you say!" ”
Wu Ming said: "Uncle Yang, I used to be a sloppy, a little gentlemanly, not doing my job, stealing chickens and dogs, a second-rate person, a thief who was shouted and beaten by everyone on the street," Wu Ming became more and more excited the more he said: "But I want to ask, I was a thief in the past, and I am destined to be a thief for the rest of my life?" ”
Wu Ming's words seemed to hit the hearts of everyone present, everyone was silent, Tang Qi didn't seem to believe Wu Ming, the male god in her heart, was such a person she looked down on the most in the past.
Yang was silent, and the corners of Wu Ming's mouth curled up with a touch of self-deprecation, and said, "Uncle Yang, let's go!" I don't blame you! ”
Yang Jie's figure looked a little rickety because of his age, so he walked out step by step.
Wu Ming put the phone in his pocket, but was surprised to find that his hand touched something that he had never had in his pocket at all, like a stone?