Chapter 52: Dog Abuse ∪-Ω-∪
The vibration on his wrist made Gu Yun wake up in a moment, and reflexively pushed Chris back. As a result, Gu Yunchi had just pushed Chris away, and his light brain immediately became as quiet as a chicken.
But this kind of thing, what is important is an atmosphere, and now that the atmosphere has been destroyed, Gu Yunchi and Chris are both a little embarrassed, as if they have been directly broken.
"Ahem." Gu Yunchi coughed twice and then clicked on the light brain.
"Who is it?" Chris asked casually after Gu Yun turned on his brain lately.
"It's Ye Xin." After Gu Yunchi finished speaking, he began to see what Ye Xin had written for him, so he ignored the dangerous light that flashed in Chris's eyes. "Childe, if you don't want to accept the challenge again, don't leave the dormitory!"
Gu Yunchi looked at Ye Xin's brainless reminder and frowned: "What do you mean?" ”
Chris looked at Gu Yunchi's movements, thinking in his heart that it was indeed time to "talk" with Ye Xin, to be reasonable! Every time he and Gu Yunchi made some progress, Ye Xin came to disturb him, he didn't know each other too much!
"Look at the star network!" Ye Xin replied with three words after a while.
Starnet? There won't be any more moths, right? Gu Yunchi thought about it, clicked on the star network, and when he was about to search for any keywords, he found that there was no need for this at all.
"St. Dru's Academy dungeon, Gu Meiren's boss, team up to be brushed! Come to the Department of Ancient Chinese Culture! ”
When Gu Yunchi saw this title, he didn't know how to express the complicated feelings in his heart, this kid has a lot of online games, right? It's a dungeon and a boss.
"I thought I had posted earlier! I have that idea too! The landlord is here to form a team! ”
"I want to too! But I'm a student of ancient Western culture, crying! ”
"I'm already preparing for the challenge, let's team up tomorrow!"
"Am I alone in not understanding what it means?"
"Call me a little angel of popular science: Yesterday, when the Department of Ancient Chinese Culture Studies of St. Dru's College performed "Liang Zhu", it was Gu Meiren who was sitting next to him and playing the piano! Now we are forming a team and deciding to challenge Gu Meiren together in the individual competition tomorrow! ”
"Xie Kop! It turns out that Gu Meiren is him! Add me one! ”
……
"I'm here for the follow-up! I'm the first! As soon as Gu Meiren'er came out of the dormitory today, I saw ...... Although I lost, Gu Meiren really looks good! ”
"I'm the second! I lost too! But Gu Meiren's voice is so good! ”
"I was supposed to be the third, but a shameless man snatched my place! It's shameless to ask questions! But fortunately, Gu Meiren'er answered correctly...... Well! I also lost. ”
……
"After watching it all the way, Gu Meiren didn't lose once! Simply!! ”
"Hold back! This is the thirtieth and best-of-three games, Gu Meiren'er has already lost one game! ”
"Gu Meiren will win!"
"What about the pit, I looked confused, obviously the person opposite was right, Gu Meiren said that he couldn't go like that, but that person took back the chess pieces!"
"Could it be that you lost under Gu Meiren's beauty?"
"you! That person admitted that he had gone wrong! Don't ruin Gu Meiren's reputation here! ”
……
"Oh my God, after forty minutes of chess, it's finally over! Gu Meirener won! ”
"According to complete statistics, Gu Meiren is now thirty points old!"
"Oh my God, it's only halfway through the morning, right? It's amazing......"
"No bullets...... Ahh Invincible! It's worthy of my new male god! ”
……
"The team has arrived at the battlefield of the Department of Ancient Culture Studies of Shengdru, call Gu Meiren'er, call Gu Meiren'er!"
"After playing chess, Gu Meiren'er seems to have gone back to the dormitory."
"The team has arrived downstairs in Gu Meiren'er's bedroom, waiting for Gu Meiren'er to appear!"
……
Gu Yunchi took a look, and the last reply was that the landlord said that their people were waiting downstairs in his dormitory, and by the way, he grabbed two people passing by to challenge. And the response time ...... A minute ago. That said, there are at least forty or so people downstairs waiting to challenge themselves!
Gu Yunchi: Can it still be good!?
"What's wrong?" Xu is Gu Yunchi's face was too ugly, and Chris couldn't help but investigate the reason.
"See for yourself." Gu Yunchi fell straight down as he spoke, and handed the light brain on his wrist to Chris.
“…… Do you need me to go down and help you out? After reading it, Chris was noncommittal. He's always been good at solving things like this. Usually he stops downstairs, and if he doesn't meet for a while, he will be finished.
Nonsense, an iceberg emits cold air there, and who would dare to stay?
"No need...... Gu Yunchi hurriedly grabbed Chris's hand, he also wanted to solve it! But Chris is not fit to come forward! After falling off the horse in front of Ye Xin and falling off the horse in front of Li Anyan, Gu Yunchi values his vest very much!
"Then you won't go out today?" After Chris said it, he knew that Gu Yunchi would definitely hold him. Unexpectedly, he heard Gu Yunchi's words to stop him.
"Of course not!" Gu Yunchi glanced at Chris, will he go out to find abuse now?
"Then today we ......"
"What are you doing! I'm underage! Gu Yunchi heard Chris's words, and before Chris finished speaking, he hurriedly shrank behind the sofa and looked at Chris vigilantly. It's like a woman from a good family who is persecuted by bullies.
Chris looked at Gu Yunchi's reaction, and suddenly became playful: "Oh? Really? Underage? With that, he forced Gu Yunchi to go.
"That's right! I'm underage! I'm warning you! It's against the law! Gu Yunchi also saw what Chris meant, and pretended to be very scared to cooperate.
"It's okay, I have someone above me ......" Chris directly pressed Gu Yunchi on the sofa, saying that he didn't care.
"You ......" Looking at the evil look of Chris pressing on him, Gu Yunchi finally couldn't help it...... "Poof...... Hahahaha, stop playing! With that, Gu Yunchi pushed Chris away.
Chris was a little depressed after being withdrawn, and he just wanted to be close to his daughter-in-law...... As a result, who knew that before she could do it, her daughter-in-law pushed herself away.
And Chris also realized a problem...... The daughter-in-law is only 18 years old now, and she is still ...... away from adulthood Six years! In other words, it will take six years for you to ...... Chris blackened at the thought of this.
Gu Yunchi didn't care what Chris was thinking, and directly kicked Chris with his bare feet: "I'll take a look at you when you become a beast...... Don't mimic! ”
After Chris heard Gu Yunchi's words, he was a little reluctant, but seeing Gu Yunchi's insistence, he finally compromised.
"Whew!" After Gu Yunchi saw that Chris had turned into a big tiger, he screamed and hurriedly pounced on Chris. God knows how much he wanted to rub on the big tiger last time!
Chris's original reluctant mood was rubbed by Gu Yunchi like this, and he was gone.
"It's really soft!" Gu Yunchi rubbed Chris's back, "It's so comfortable to pinch!" Gu Yunchi pinched Chris's ears, and sure enough, it was comfortable to pinch, "This one is also soft!" Gu Yunchi touched Chris's tail again, he was really satisfied!
Chris also slowly felt that something was wrong, and the enjoyment from the beginning became a little ...... It's painful and enjoyable, after all, his daughter-in-law rubs on himself...... Ahem! Just as Chris wanted to say something, Gu Yunchi rubbed up:
"Chris, don't move! I'll draw you a pattern! Saying that, Gu Yunchi took out a large pile of spray from his light brain, and swept it over at a glance, there were about more than ten bottles?
"Whew!" Chris shook his head and said no! Last time, I was sprayed black by my daughter-in-law, but I couldn't help it, and now I won't do anything!
"Wash it when you're done?" Gu Yunchi took the spray and abducted.
"Whew!" That won't work either!
"Wait, I'll make you a cream cake?" Gu Yunchi then increased the weight.
"Whew!" Kristen was dead.
"Just a moment?" Gu Yunchi took a sip and kissed the corner of the tiger's mouth.
"Whew~" Then let's take a look! Chris said that the color made him dizzy.
Gu Yunchi saw that Chris agreed, and kissed Chris's head again, before he began to study the spray on his hand, he bought it washed, and it would become very clean when rinsed with a little water, so he was not afraid of painting ugly at all.
What the? You say I was premeditated? Gu Gongzi said: I don't understand what you're saying.
Gu Yunchi looked at Chris lying on the ground with his eyes closed, took out a can of spray, and sprayed it on the tip of Chris's tail without looking...... Well, it's big red. He took out another can of spray and sprayed it on Chris's ear...... Well, it's pink.
……
"Childe, have you heard......
Just when Gu Yunchi was having fun, Ye Xin came back. Only then did Gu Yunchi realize that he had just forgotten to call Chris back to the dormitory first. Before Gu Yunchi could speak, Ye Xin walked in......
"What is this?" Ye Xin pointed to the large mass on the ground, and his voice trembled a little.
At this time, Chris has been "tortured" by Gu Yunchi to become a prototype, with a red tail, blue claws, pink ears, and a purple head...... It's just a colorful tiger.
Just as Gu Yunchi was looking for something to change the topic, Chris suddenly moved.
"This ......?" Ye Xin was startled by Chris's sudden movement, and suddenly reacted: "Chris? Aha" Then, Ye Xin couldn't hold back his laughter.
"You go wash ...... first"
Chris was a little inexplicable when he heard Ye Xin's laughter, he couldn't see his appearance now, and waited for him to walk into the bathroom......
"Stop laughing." After Ye Xin laughed for nearly half a moment, Gu Yunchi finally couldn't help but speak.
"So you didn't get angry, it looks like you really crushed Chris to death." Ye Xin said and gave a thumbs up.
"And of course, don't look at who I am! This daughter-in-law, you have to take care of it! ......" Gu Yunchi was talking and laughing on the face, but the villain in his heart was squatting in the corner of the wall and drawing circles, thinking of the unequal treaty he had just signed, he wanted to cry!
"Stop, stop! Stop it! Ye Xin immediately stopped, and then rubbed the goosebumps on his body, it's just amazing, the flesh is not good!
"That's right!" Ye Xin remembered why he came back, "Have you handed in your work?" ”
"What work?"
"You can add 10 points!" Ye Xin saw that Gu Yun didn't remember what it was, and he was a little anxious.
"Oh, that's it, I didn't pay it...... I wasn't prepared. Gu Yunchi said that if you want to be low-key, he won't earn the top three!
"But you know what? There is a million prize money for first place. Ye Xin felt that according to what he knew about Gu Yunchi, Gu Yunchi definitely didn't know about it, and sure enough......
"Millions!?" Gu Yunchi was stunned by what Ye Xin said, and after seeing Ye Xin's affirmative nod, "When will it be cut!" ”
As for what you say? Be low-key? Sorry, it's too windy, I can't hear clearly!
"Tomorrow at nine o'clock in the morning." Ye Xin regretted it a little, he knew that Gu Yunchi was not prepared at all, so he didn't say it, didn't this make Gu Gongzi's heart stop?
"No one can only pay the same?"
"Yes, and anonymously...... In other words, you can't go up again. Ye Xin looked at Gu Yunchi sympathetically, and the money in his hand flew away.
"It's okay, it's easy!" Gu Yunchi said, how big is this? Then, after tinkering with the light brain for a while, he patted Ye Xin on the shoulder and said, "When I get the bonus, I'll order two tables of dinner!" ”
Ye Xin was immediately energetic when he heard it, and sure enough, the decision to sue Sù Gongzi was correct!
"I'll show you a table, and watch me eat at a table!"
Ye Xin: Childe, is this really you? Are you serious?
At this time, the things that Gu Yunchi bought on the Star Network arrived, and Gu Yunchi hurriedly stepped forward and took the things from Xiao A's hand.
"Childe, what are you buying this for?" Ye Xin looked at the things in Gu Yunchi's hand, a little puzzled.
"It's a work." Money! Gu Yunchi glanced at Ye Xin, he still didn't understand?
"You don't think so?" Ye Xin pointed to the pile of things on the table, a little surprised.
Gu Yunchi saw Ye Xin's incredulous look, and nodded confidently: "Of course!" ”
Ye Xin felt that his admiration for Gu Yunchi was about to reach a new height.