Chapter 121: The two of them are treated
Well, after staying with these visitors from the other world for a long time, it is inevitable that the nerves will be a lot stronger, and yesterday I was scared to become a dog, and today I am full of blood without illness. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Wu disease, Tang monk, Luo turtle and angel chicken, the four victims sat in the corridor, sitting and watching the leaves flying, and the leaves fell in the yard and were blown around by the wind, Tang Seng sighed and said, "It's a good day to be peaceful, ...... yesterday" Before the words came out, he pressed a hand, a turtle foot, and a chicken paw. Wu Zhi said viciously: "How dare you mention it to Lao Tzu again, and Lao Tzu made himself immortal yesterday!" ”
Luo Turtle and Angel Chicken also nodded seriously in agreement. "Phew! Who went to the toilet and didn't wash their hands! I'm going to go here sour! Luo Turtle said with a wicked smile, "Lao Tzu is a treasure if he drops a little skin, not to mention my super boy urine, you can steal the fun!" "I'll go to your uncle, you think you are Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is the real treasure of the whole body, and a little dead skin can save people from life!"
Looking at Tang Seng Luo Turtle who was dancing with his teeth and claws, he kept sneering, Tang Seng continued to show his teeth and claws, but he didn't dare to take a step forward, and finally became angry, "Wu Sick, why don't you stop me!" "What do you do to me?" Go, if you can beat him, let's stew soup tonight, and go back to ask Wu Lao Er for one. "Amitabha, monks should not be arrogant."
Luo Gu said with disdain: "Feelings, those four big emptiness of your monks are just to prepare for the reason when you are coerced, coercion? "Amitabha, people can't be as knowledgeable as animals, and the poor monk has to go back to his room to recite the scriptures." "Read your dead man's head, if your Buddha knows that you take the little movie as a true scripture, you don't need two five-fingered mountains to take turns to whip you to death a bald donkey!"
Tang Seng, who was walking well, suddenly stumbled, got up and ran away like a dog, needless to say, Luo Gui must have said it. "I'll go, Uncle Luo, how do you know, legend has it that Luo Shu can be used for divination, can you still tell fortunes?" Wu Yi almost stretched out his hand to let Luo Turtle show him palmistry, since letting the dog bite the unlucky things one after another, Wu Lao Er of dog X said that he had changed his life until now.
"Young man, the fundamental make-up exam of fate or something, haven't you heard that three points are destined to be seven points by hard work, if I knew how to tell fortunes, I would have calculated for myself where my girlfriend was, Lao Tzu has been waiting for her for tens of thousands of years and has not appeared, is it Meng Po soup drunk too much, where is the fugue?" Luo Turtle said that he went into the pond and seemed to have a bit of a bleak taste, this is the eighth king with only a story.
Everyone is gone, or go back to sleep, halfway through and back, Huang Mei entrusted the angel chicken to himself, and I almost forgot it just now, since yesterday...... After being scared, this child is very clingy, he used to call a mother, but now he will coo, the only difference with ordinary chickens is that he is fatter, and it must taste delicious!
"Mr. Wu, Mr. Wu!" Usually only Anne and her mother Stella call themselves like this, but after experiencing yesterday's incident, Wu Ying really didn't dare to deal with these two girls, it was too bloody and violent, he was still young, and he was still a flower of the motherland, so he definitely couldn't associate with such a dangerous person.
Wu Yi continued to walk with the angel chicken, intending to pretend that he didn't hear it, but he felt his back tighten, and the whole person was dragged up by a huge pull. Fortunately, we are not ordinary people now, and we will not let go of the bark. Anne was biting the white spider silk in her mouth and was dragging Wu Ill behind, and Stella was also holding her daughter's head in the back.
Shouldn't these two be prey without practice, and they want to take a knife on themselves, right? "Uncle Wu, let go, can I invite you to eat candy?" I can't let go, when I was a child, traffickers were so deceiving, besides, why am I so greedy, and I want to buy a piece of sugar? "Jianguo, come and save me!" Angel Chicken nodded stupidly at Wu Ill, Wu Ill didn't say anything to thank him, and this thing slipped away with a pout.
"Damn, I must have stewed you when I turned around!" Anyway, why are these two girls so strong? "Mom, you listen to my command, I'll count one, two, three, let's pull hard together!" Let's pull one or two! "This little girl is too thief, she deliberately didn't count to confuse herself, but fortunately, Lao Tzu was smart and didn't let go, otherwise they would have really succeeded now.
Wu Yi hugged the tree and tried to discuss, "I said, if you have anything, just say it here, okay?" Stella gritted her teeth and continued, "No! What if someone sees it? "It's okay, it's a big deal, I'll just say you're playing role-playing, no one feels strange when you swagger down the street in this country, and there's a brain-dead person who takes a photo with you, if there's something you say, it's okay, this tree can't hold on!"
"Mom, let's pull in a trance, according to the laws of physics, this tree will fall down in two more trances, listen to my command, one, two, hehe! One-two, hey! "This kid is a little too miscellaneous from time to time?" Wu Yi didn't want to know so much anymore, he was now holding the tree, the tree was pressing him, and the two of them dragged him back with a sigh, and the scene was harmonious and natural. "When you go back, you must beat up Sakata's grandson, and you will cut corners when planting a tree!" Wu thought with tears streaming down his face.
Fortunately, the place where the two of them live is no different from an ordinary room, if it is the same as Pansidong, Wu disease must be rape. Wu Yi hugged the pillow and trembled, "Just say what you have to do, I still have something to do." "Gee, it's nothing." As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Yi rushed out, "It's okay, I'll go first, see you later!" Then another tug-of-war was staged, mainly because Wu was pulled out.
This time he was tied up and thrown on the couch, "Let's have a drink." Stella gave Wu Yi a cup of red things, because of yesterday's memory, Wu Yi felt that he was allergic to red drinks all his life, buried his head in the crotch of his pants and shouted, "Take it!" Take it away! Anne drank it clean and licked her lips in one gulp, "Isn't it tomato juice, as for being afraid of this?" ”
Stella sat opposite Wu Ill with Anne in her arms, and didn't speak, just looked at Wu Ill quietly, and Wu Ill was furious when she saw it. It's nothing when I first saw it, but the problem is that Stella covered her face and was shy for a while when she saw Wu's illness, and she smiled hard! "Could it be that you have taken a fancy to yourself and want to find a stepfather for Anne? This is a neat thing, although Stella is not bad, but after all, she is not a person, and her salary for a year of buying her shoes in the future will not be enough! And the pants should be made fresh! ”
Wu Ill now finds himself confronted with a joke he saw before, when you meet a mermaid on a lonely island, do you want her to have a human upper body or a lower body? It seems to be similar to my own situation, but Stella has a lot of legs and is quite slender, except for a little more. And if the two of them really succeeded, their dream of watching TV with their wives and children in their arms would be completely shattered, and they would be almost the same as their mothers holding themselves.
And Stella is poisonous, is it good, after kissing every mouth, you have to take the antidote, how hard it is to kiss and eat a mouthful, it seems that Stella's ex-husband was accidentally strangled to death by her, right? Anne's father is definitely not an ordinary person, even he has been sacrificed, his own 100 pounds should be turned off, and it is not enough to throw it in to stuff people's teeth.
"Mr. Wu, Mr. Wu?" "Huh? What's the matter, I just got distracted. Stella pointed to the table and said, "I just wanted to treat you to a meal and thank you for taking care of our mother and daughter." "Fortunately, I didn't want to be my stepfather, go back and let Wu Lao Er check how long I can live." "What did you say?" "It's nothing, I mean, I can't eat with you tied up with me."
The food eaten by the two of them is quite normal, but think about it, it must be good to eat carnivorous insects, what sauce elbow roast chicken lion head is changed to a trick, and the taste is not bad, Stella is a good wife and mother. "Come to Mr. Wu, try this stir-fried minced duck meat." Wu Yi tasted a bite and asked casually, "Why is it minced duck meat, isn't it easy to cut it into slices?" "Because this is the one Anne killed yesterday."
Wu Yi knelt down on the spot, folded his hands and bowed three times, "I'm sorry brother, I hope you don't meet Anne in your next life!" Stella and her mother were directly frightened by Wu's illness, "Mr. Wu, what are you doing here?" "Oh, didn't you forget to pray when you ate just now, I'll make up for it." "Oh, I see, I actually want to ask if it is true that you said yesterday that Miss Wu Xingyun can cultivate my family Anne? I don't dare to ask for too much, I just hope that it will kill you with one sword! ”
This requirement is estimated to be the same in this life, "I'm full, I'll ask you now, you wait, even if she doesn't agree, I'll let her agree, you don't have to ask me the answer, go back and let Anne apprentice directly, I'll go first!" After saying that, he ran directly on four legs.
"Hey! Mr. Wu, you will leave after eating, Anne killed a sheep yesterday, and I will wrap it into dumplings! (To be continued.) )