Chapter Seventy-Two: The Society Becomes Famous
The three of them drove back to Yanda, Chu Yarou and Sha Nana said that they would also make up for sleep in the hotel today, and Chu Mo couldn't say anything, it is estimated that these two people were not asleep at all when they were bumped by the train on the road. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Parking in the teacher's parking area, the three of them returned to the dormitory, which was clean and clean, as if someone had cleaned it up.
"What's going on in the dormitories? It feels like it has been renovated, and Wang Lishan, don't you never fold your quilt? ”
Chu Mo felt as if he hadn't come back to the dormitory for two days, and Gu Sunxiang next to him told him the answer.
"It's not because of our club, isn't there no activity room in our club? So on the poster, we set the activity room as our 502 dormitory, and now it is so clean in order to leave a good impression on the people who come, and by the way, we can't lose the face of a few of us, Wang Lishan paid the most, he washed the dozen pairs of unwashed socks collected under the bed, and he couldn't wash them, they were all lumpy......"
As he spoke, Gu Sunxiang couldn't help laughing, Wang Lishan didn't let him continue, and threw a pillow directly at him from the top bunk.
"I see, what about Li Siwen? Why didn't he pick me up today? ”
Hearing Chu Mo's words, Gu Sunxiang sighed, "Li Siwen's kid is really hardworking, he occupies a place in the library every day to make propaganda posters there, saying that it is to attract people's attention first, and he has been kicked out by the librarian several times for this." ”
Chu Mo's heart warmed, aren't all friends like this, he called Li Siwen, and was quickly connected, Li Siwen on the other side of the phone hid in a corner of the library, looking at the librarian walking around with wariness, and only when the people were far away did he put the poster on the table and swaggered around, as if to say: "I won't read here, I just do something that has nothing to do with reading, what, are you curious?" Let's take a look. ”
His phone was turned into vibration mode, and after it rang, Li Siwen answered the phone in a low voice, "Hey, Chu Mo, did you call me for something?" ”
"Are you still in the library?"
"yes, what's wrong?"
"Have you made your poster?"
"Almost, it's just the last line of small print, I'm going to wait for you to come back and add it, and now I'm advertising."
After saying that, a few curious people came over and turned their eyes to the poster that was spread out on the table, which almost occupied the space of two people.
Chu Mo thought for a while and decided to call Li Siwen back, staying in the library and not reading and advertising, which was against the school rules.
"Come back first, bring the poster back to the dorm, I'm in the dorm right now."
"You're back, so soon, oh, then you wait, I'll be right back."
Li Siwen rolled up the poster and was about to leave, when he suddenly saw the librarian walking straight towards him, he didn't have a book in his hand now, and he was still close to two meters away from the bookshelf, so he didn't have time to take a book back and load it, what should I do?
He just wanted to hide under the table, and suddenly a girl with long hair and waist who couldn't see his face clearly handed him a copy of Yu Dafu's "Sinking", he took it and flipped to as many pages as he wanted, and the librarian walked over and walked away, Li Siwen breathed a sigh of relief and had a strange feeling in his heart.
In the past few days in the library, some people regard themselves as weirdos, because they have very few words, and now they stay in the library all day long and do not read, but occupy the seats of people who read books and play their own posters to advertise, I don't know how many people are disgusted, and some people look at themselves with undisguised contempt or boredom.
But Li Siwen felt that it was nothing, he worked hard for his brother, and even more so for Teacher Hua, so he felt that what he did was not wrong.
However, the action of the girl in front of her made her heart have a different taste, and she lent herself the book she was reading, although she still had the book in her hand, but this had no effect on Li Siwen.
Because only the girl in front of him helped him, but he didn't know her, Li Siwen didn't know what kind of mood he tapped the other party's back lightly, and then returned the book to the other party, and planned to ask the other party's name.
He thought that this was probably a kind of sinking, did he inadvertently hit the red line that Yue Lao pulled for himself?
The girl with long hair and waist on the opposite side turned her head, and her angelic face suddenly made Li Siwen feel that her stomach was aching faintly after eating breakfast today.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing, thank you for this book, it's nice ......"
Li Siwen rushed out of the library with the poster, his innocence had been shattered, from the back it made people want to commit a crime, from the side it made people want to retreat, from the front it made people want to defend themselves, Li Siwen finally understood the meaning of these three sentences.
"Your grandmother's legs! What a ghostly look! "The eyebrows are thicker than myself, the nose is estimated to be in the late stage of rhinitis when I was a child, and there is no money to treat it, so big that it is a fight with that dragon, and the lips are estimated to have eaten too much devil chili, and the eyes are even more sleepy and sleepless.
A little tear flowed out of the corner of his eye at some point, he was still too young, and he was too easily injured, wiped away his tears, Li Siwen walked towards his dormitory, from today on, he no longer believes in love.
……
"What's the matter, Li Siwen, why do you have such an expression, what's wrong with a loveless expression?"
Li Siwen waved his hand, let it go with the wind for this little setback, put the big poster on his body on the ground of the dormitory, looked at Chu Mo and said, "Chu Mo, you add a line of small characters here, and write out the recruitment information." ”
Chu Mo nodded, thought for a while, and took the tool pen to add a line of words at the back.
"Sincerely recruit Yanda talents, preferential treatment, free training, for more information, please come to the 502 dormitory."
Looking at Chu Mo's unclear words, Gu Sunxiang said worriedly: "This is not attractive, I don't want to come if it were me." ”
Chu Mo thought for a while, looked at Wang Lishan and said, "You come and think about it." ”
Wang Lishan narcissistically pulled his hair, "You can't rely on me at the critical moment." ”
Without saying a word, he wiped off what Chu Mo had written, and then without hesitation, he wrote a dozen neat words, and a few people came over and read them out loud.
"Famous large companies hire people, Yan students are preferred, no experience is required, so I take office, the annual salary is as high as one million, and I will go to the transformation of Bai Fumei and Gao Fushuai, and the agency 502 dormitory."
I have to say that this is indeed much more attractive than Chu Mo's, not only highlighting the existence of Yan University students, but also the attraction of high salaries, and finally giving a fantasy out of thin air, so that as long as people have this idea, it is estimated that they will flock to it.
Several people nodded with satisfaction, Wang Lishan's advertising slogan was indeed very well written, so they naturally decided to settle down to this.
"Li Siwen, please print out a thousand copies of this poster, it is estimated that there are more than 30,000 freshmen and seniors in our school and graduate students, it is okay to print these copies, after all, we only recruit a few hundred people, too many are troublesome."
Li Siwen nodded when he heard this, and rushed out of the dormitory, he now seems to be working as the head of the intern art department.
"Ladies and gentlemen, our group of men watching movies and playing LOL club will officially start today, do you have the confidence to start the first battle?"
Gu Sunxiang shouted at the top of his throat, and Wang Lishan also laughed and shouted, "I have confidence, the name of the club I want is so domineering, who dares to offend?" ”
Looking at the two people in front of him who were full of middle two breath, Chu Mo smiled and said: "Come on, let's see who sends out the leaflets quickly, a total of 1,000 copies, 250 copies per person, and the last person to finish distributing them will have a week's meal." ”
The three of them were full of fighting spirit for a while, this is a battle related to the gambling contract between men, let's start!
Li Siwen copied 1,000 copies in less than ten minutes, and this efficiency was simply impossible to fault with, 250 copies per person, which added up to half a person's height.
"Guys, let's get started!"
"Let's go!"
"What's the beginning?" Li Siwen looked puzzled at the three people who rushed out with a part of the leaflets before he finished speaking, but unfortunately no one answered him, poor Li Siwen didn't know about the gambling contract yet.
Several people rushed out of the 502 dormitory and wandered around the school.
A young couple who kissed passionately in the grove, when they were in the depths of their love, suddenly saw a person who looked too strong to talk put a poster on his girlfriend's face, and said to himself regretfully: "Dude, you can only get on this kind of bus now, join us, from now on you will be able to afford to drive a private luxury car." ”
He unconsciously picked up the poster and looked at it slowly, until he saw the small line of small words at the end, he threw his girlfriend away, stood up, and walked out of here, leaving only his girlfriend and the poster with an inexplicable face.
In the class of the school's well-known hypnosis professor "Professor Yang", there were a few students who were lying on their stomachs and falling asleep directly, and suddenly a boy with small eyes and a very obscene look walked up to one of the sleeping people, woke him up, and handed him a poster, "Dude, don't sleep in this hard position, or sleep on Simmons." ”
He picked up the poster and couldn't help but look at it slowly, and several people who had just slept together next to him also turned their eyes to the poster, and after a while, three or four students who were asleep just now walked straight out of the classroom, without even saying hello, and just left.
In the school's girls' indoor locker room, several girls who were sad because of their out-of-shape suddenly saw a good-looking boy appear in front of them unconsciously, holding a poster and handing it to him, and said with a warm smile: "Are you still sad about your out-of-shape?" Now there's an opportunity for you to have the money to buy a machine that you can lose weight every day without having to go out. ”
A few girls took the poster in a daze and looked at it, and after a while, a few girls in swimsuits walked out of the women's locker room, and instead of practicing swimming, they walked out of the indoor swimming pool directly.
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Just today, Yan University has a club that is famous, and the name of this club is called "Group Men Watch Movies LOL Club".
Although their club has not been established for a few days, whether it is a senior, a junior, a sophomore or a freshman who has just entered the school, they are all discussing it.
Eating and discussing, sleeping discussing, discussing in class, can't help but discuss when watching movies, and discussing when I'm bored and single-handedly picking up the big dragon.
"Have you heard, the club called the 'Group of Men Watching Movies OL Club'?"
"I heard that it is like an Arabian magic lamp, which can fulfill everyone's wishes?"
"That's what I've heard, you said that if I made a wish to let the island country sink......"
“……”
In the 502 dormitory, the four people were tired and almost like dogs, and they knew to pant when they opened their mouths.
"I've finished handing out flyers, what about you, Wang Lishan?"
"I've also finished handing out flyers, what about you, Chu Mo?"
"I've already finished distributing the leaflets, what about you, Li Siwen?"
"Huh? You're sending it so fast, I don't have a tenth of it left. ”
Li Siwen suddenly saw the eyes of the three people looking at him in unison, and he asked uncertainly, "What's wrong, is something wrong?" Do I have to send it out? ”
After saying that, I didn't bother to rest, so I went to hand out the rest of the flyers.
Gu Sunxiang sighed, seemed to remember something, and said, "We forgot to make a bet with Li Siwen." ”
"Yes, but I can only blame him for being unlucky, and he must be invited if he should be invited."
"It makes sense."
Li Siwen is so inexplicably going to invite three mouths to dinner in a dormitory next week.
"Chu Mo, do you think the propaganda posters of our club can be effective, the three of us have been tired like this, and we have paid so much, wouldn't it be in vain if we don't have results?"
Chu Mo was also unsure when he heard this, after all, whether people came or not was completely up to others, and he couldn't make decisions for others.
"Wait, someone will ask for it, even one!"