"Okay, now that I'm suing you, how do you comfort me?"

Leng Xiaotai laughed and bumped Lanche with his elbow, he didn't really need to be comforted, but Leng Xiaotai was curious about what Lanche would say to comfort him.

Lanche really thought intently, and after a moment, he looked at Leng Xiaotai in confusion, "This is not mentioned in the book"

Leng Xiaotai: ""

Leng Xiaotai asked puzzledly, "Haven't you ever comforted people since you were a child?" ”

Lanche looked serious, "I didn't think about comforting anyone before"

Leng Xiaotai was speechless.

After two weeks of contact, Leng Xiaotai's cognition of this 'big nobleman' can be said to be improving day by day. Although Lanche is confident and chic in the spotlight, and has been crowned the title of 'perfect male god' inside and outside the circle, in the eyes of Leng Xiaotai now, this is completely the 'perfect' of the best-selling book in Xinhua Bookstore. For example, Lanche in front of the stage is open-minded, easy-going and elegant gentleman, but in fact, he is retributive, naïve and glassy; For example, when the reporter interviewed, Lanche was exquisite and could speak well, but he was a person who was not happy to socialize in the audience. When asked about Lanche's private life, most of the answers are 'I'm a very good colleague at work, but I don't have any contact with him privately.' There is also an actor Zhang Maoxing, who has filmed "Lost in Yokohama" together, joked, "Lanche is not willing to be with us humans." ’

It's not just a matter of not eating the fireworks of the world, it's an insulator that is insulated from humans at all. Thinking of this, Leng Xiaotai couldn't help but be extremely curious about Lan Che's growth environment, "Lan Shen really, don't laugh at me, I sometimes feel that you are like growing up in the palace, different from normal children." ”

"Ahh ”

"It's really fake!" Leng Xiaotai sat up straight, moved his ass and rubbed it to Lanche's side, "Then Brother Che, you are really a big noble?!" ”

"Well," Ranche meditated for a while, and muttered, "If you compare it to ordinary humans. ”

Leng Xiaotai felt that he could see the royal family one day from Village B, who was born in the village group of Nianzigou, which was really eye-opening, he excitedly hugged half of Lan Che's arm and asked, "Then Lan Lan Oba, are you a relative of the emperor?!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Leng Xiaotai didn't know what he said wrong, which poked Lanche's sensitive nerves, Lanche's face changed suddenly, and he said in a fierce tone, "Who is related to him!" Let him die! ”

In my impression, even if Lanche was really provoked once, it was the first time that the surface was calm and the internal undercurrents were turbulent, and it was the first time that it exploded with a poke like this. Leng Xiaotai didn't know who this 'he' Lanche was talking about, but he felt that Lanche hated him to the core, so he simply stopped asking.

Lanche quickly regained his composure and remembered the original topic, "Comfort you, right?" You wait for me to ask. ”

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and pulled up the WeChat box. Lanche is tall, has big hands, and uses a mobile phone that is larger than Leng Xiaotai. Leng Xiaotai sat next to him, and he could clearly see the conversation on the screen at a glance. Originally, he didn't want to peek at other people's chat records, but the avatar on the left side of the dialog box was really familiar, and Leng Xiaotai couldn't help but exclaim in his heart, "Lanche and Shi Liang have such a familiar relationship?" ’

I saw Shi Liang reply: Comfort, you two just have a shot

Lan Che's hand shook and he stiffly looked back at Leng Xiaotai. At this time, Leng Xiaotai was also staring at the news that suddenly popped up on the screen, and when he saw Lanche looking at him, he hurriedly stopped turning his head and pretending to look around at the scenery.

Lanche lowered his head again, and typed the next sentence dissatisfiedly: Yan sù point

MoETo_OkilL: Then sue him for your misery over him

Screenname: Rationale?

MoETo_OkilL: Mental balance

Screen name: Estimated parameters?

MoETo_OkilL: Practice is the only criterion for testing truth

Screen: Yes

Lanche put away his phone and cleared his throat, "Well, Leng Xiaotai." ”

Leng Xiaotai's tiger body was shocked, and he said in his heart, "This Lan God doesn't really want to ask me for a shot, how can I refuse this, they are all real brothers, or I will'

"Actually, my career has been bumpy." Lanche goes straight with a single knife.

Leng Xiaotai found that he was really thinking too much, squeezed out an ugly smile, and slowly turned around, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Lanche looked at him sincerely, "I've also had a perverted boss. ”

"Huh?!" Leng Xiaotai was taken aback, "Your boss is also pestering you?!" ”

Lanche pursed his lips, as if digesting a particularly disgusting sentence, and shook his head, "No, I'm not in the same situation as you. ”

Lanche: "Actually, before I was modeling, uh, I'll put it this way to you, I used to be the CEO of a real estate company. My boss is one of the three major shareholders of the company. ”

Leng Xiaotai heard it in a fog, nodded and said, "Oh." ”

Lanche continued, "These three major shareholders, the eldest is arrogant and arrogant, lacks strings in his head, and has a bad temper, even if he is a special second, he is basically raised by his two younger brothers, and he can't be in power; The second is the most virtuous and wise of the three, and he loves prostitution. Prostitute. It's a pity that he has depression because of too much pressure at work, and now he commits suicide every day; The third child is my direct boss, garbage, scum in the world, and the cancer of the universe. Physically disabled and drowsy, cold-blooded, lonely and willful, obviously a war scumbag, but pretending to be addicted, treating others as fools, and not knowing how to respect the right of human beings to live. The most important thing is that he relies on his own ability, so he acts recklessly, and takes the pleasure of playing with the fate of others while watching the play by himself, which is an out-and-out "

"Secondary two disease." Leng Xiaotai continued.

"What does the second disease mean" Lan Che didn't understand, "in short, it's garbage, big garbage." ”

When it comes to Lanche's boss, Leng Xiaotai obviously feels that Lanche is not calm, in fact, such Lanche is very rare, so Leng Xiaotai is even more curious, "Your company uh, what kind of business do you mainly operate?" ”

Lanche blurted out without thinking, "New construction and renovation of habitable planetary buildings, planning of cosmic galaxies, nebula survey, coordination of oxygen rate distribution, design and mass sale of god-like human figures, storage of large numbers of particle information, maintenance of material world order, etc. ”

Leng Xiaotai listened attentively, and didn't notice anything wrong, and said, "Then your work is very hard." ”

Lanche sighed, "yes, and such a willful and lazy boss. ”

After that, Lanche used several vivid examples to briefly relayed to Leng Xiaotai how he had struggled through his 13.8 billion years of career with an unabandonable sense of responsibility and indomitable tenacity under the vexatious pressure of his wayward boss.

Originally, Lanche was going to comfort Leng Xiaotai, but after the whole conversation, Leng Xiaotai sympathized with Lanche. Leng Xiaotai patted Lanche's shoulder with emotion and said comfortingly, "Don't feel sorry brother, whenever you think back to your unfortunate career experience in the future, you should think about me, you see that I have lived so badly, maybe it can bring you some psychological balance." ”

Lanche was comforted by success, and gratefully pressed Leng Xiaotai's hand on his left shoulder, and then Leng Xiaotai asked again, "So what happened to you and your boss later?" You just resigned from him, didn't you? ”

"Oh." Lan Cheying, to put it mildly, "I killed him." ”

Leng Xiaotai: ""

Kindness?!

At this moment, Lanche's mobile phone rang suddenly, and the call was from Director Wu, saying that the program team was looking for him for something and asked him to come quickly. Lanche put down the phone and said to Leng Xiaotai, who was still in a sluggish state, "I'll go back when I go." With that, he got up and left.

Leng Xiaotai was stunned and sat in place. His sluggish brain was only then beginning to digest what he had just heard—new and renovated habitable planetary buildings, god-mimetic human figure designs and mass sales, particle information storage in large numbers, and the maintenance of the physical world order, and 13.8 billion years

Isn't this God?!

At this time, Leng Xiaotai felt that someone was squatting down beside him, and it was not Lanche.

He stiffened his head and saw a man with black hair, with a pair of sleepy eyes under his unkempt broken hair, dressed very casually in big pants and slippers like himself. The man had a fair face, his eyes were looking ahead, and he was still holding a bottle of Wahaha AD calcium milk in his mouth.

"Is it me?!" Leng Xiaotai exclaimed, "Why are you here?!" ”

It was I who bit the straw and said lazily, "I am God." ”

Leng Xiaotai felt that every time he asked a question, I used 'I am a god' to perfunctory, completely because he was too lazy to explain.

"Okay" Leng Xiaotai accepted this perfunctory answer, "What are you coming to me for?" ”

Yes: "I'm here to help you answer the questions you've encountered in the past two weeks that have puzzled you." ”

Leng Xiaotai: "Oh, come on." ”

About half a minute passed, and Leng Xiaotai waited for a long time before I spoke, impatient, "What did you say?" ”

It was my eyes that were blank, "You wait for me to finish this bottle." ”

So the two of them squatted on the stone steps, facing the summer night sky, one holding a can of wahaha, the other pouring a bottle of Tsingtao beer, and spent two minutes together quietly and comfortably. With the snorting sound of the straw, it was I who stood up, threw the empty bottle into the trash, and asked casually, "By the way, what did Lanche say just now, the scum of the world, the cancer of the universe, who are you talking about?" ”

Leng Xiaotai Ying, "Said that he was a person in the company before." ”

It was me who shrugged, "Oh, it's not me anyway. As he spoke, he stood in the middle of the clearing without any enthusiasm and beckoned to the cold platform, "Then let's get started." ”