Chapter 195: Trying to Catch the Dead
"This is the most important one, the word fan, represents an ordinary heart, this ordinary heart, is ordinary in love, ordinary is sincere, so you must have a sincere heart, in order to be able to confess success, if you have a bad heart, then it will inevitably fail!" Miao said in a righteous manner.
"This ...... This...... It's just heaven!" Zheng Guiming's eyes showed a frenzied excitement at this moment, and he looked at Miao as if he was looking at a love saint.
Miao Ming's words seemed to suddenly open a long-standing shackle in his heart, making his heart gradually clearer.
"Senior brother, you have to help me! My lifelong happiness is in your hands!" Zheng Guiming excitedly held Miao Ming's hand and said sincerely.
"Senior brother, don't worry, with me, you will definitely succeed!" Miao said awe-inspiringly, in fact, he was a junior brother in his last life, and his wife in this life was still picked up for nothing, and he had never heard of these truths.
"Okay, then please junior brother!" Zheng Guiming said sincerely.
"What now?" After the excitement, Zheng Gui became sad again.
"Don't worry, now, you already have a sense of crisis, eloquence, when the time comes, I can directly transmit the voice to you, you can just say it as I say, month, you have to prepare, Bei, it is estimated that you are not lacking, fan, it's okay, so-so!"
As he spoke, Miao Bu leaned into the ear of Zhenggui Ming and muttered for a while.
"Huh?" Zheng Guiming's face changed, and there was a look of hesitation in his eyes.
"This ...... It's not good!"
"It's okay! trust me, that's right!" Miao said encouragingly.
"This ...... Okay!" Zheng Guiming is in a very urgent mood now, he has been secretly in love with Yan Xiaoxiao for more than ten years, and he has not confessed yet, seeing that there are more and more suitors around her, it is naturally a very transaction.
"You're so strong!" Miao didn't see a thumbs up, she had been in love for more than ten years, and she didn't make any moves, in her previous life, it was estimated that the girl was going to be old......
............
There was nothing to say all night, and the next morning, Miao didn't see that she got up early, stood at the door, and saw Zhenggui Ming standing on the edge of the flying boat, followed by a beautiful female cultivator.
The moment she saw this female cultivator, Miao didn't see it and understood that this female cultivator must be the one who smiled and smiled, Miao didn't go out, but stood at the door, watching the action of returning to the underworld.
Sure enough, the smile on Zheng Guiming's face seemed to be completely cold, and he said something with a smile on his face.
But after a while, Yan Xiaoxiao seemed to have something wrong with her face, and turned her head directly into the house.
Zheng Guiming looked at Miao with a failed face, and smiled bitterly.
"Rub, it's so stupid!" Miao didn't see and scolded, if he was released, how to recruit him, he should also make the beauty laugh first.
Actually, it's not a joke.
It's really the past right to return to the dead, and for more than a hundred years, I have rarely laughed, let alone joked.
The situation at that time was as follows:
"Ahem...... Senior sister, have you ever heard a joke about pigs?"
Because he doesn't laugh very well, his smile at the moment is unnatural and looks weird.
"Uh............ There is no ......" Yan Xiaoxiao suddenly found that today's Zhenggui Xuan seemed to be a different person, strange, and he even wanted to ask, senior brother, do you have a fever?
"I've heard that there was a pig, hahahaha.................. Then, the pig ............ Hahaha............ "Zheng Gui Ming was telling jokes incoherently, and he couldn't laugh by himself.
Yan Xiaoxiao trembled all over, looking at Zheng Gui Gui strangely, at this moment she was a little suspicious, this senior brother is not a magic barrier!
"Hahahaha! It's funny, this pig, wahahaha!"
............
"You're a pig!" Miao covered his face sadly, looking at Zheng Guiming, who didn't seem to have laughed enough in front of him, he felt that he had used the wrong method, if this method was changed to a girl in his previous life, he might feel humorous, and the person who told the joke would not laugh himself, but he didn't expect this stupid guy to laugh first.
"Forget it, I was wrong, let's change the way!" Miao Bu knocked on his head.
"If the two love for a long time, how can they ......be in the morning and twilight," Miao sighed.
"Incisive!" Zheng Guiming hurriedly recorded these two sentences, the more he tasted them, the more he felt incisive!
"What's next?" asked Zheng Guiming with a look of hope.
"Next...... You're just like that......" understood and whispered in Zhenggui's ear for a while, and Zhengguiming nodded hurriedly.
After returning to the underworld and leaving, Miao Bu sneered, "The first step is to arouse a woman's curiosity!"
After speaking, he shook his sleeves and continued to sit on the ground and drink tea.
Day 2......
It was another sunny day, and on this day, I got up early, dressed in gorgeous clothes, standing on the edge of the flying boat, motionless.
Another door was gently pushed open, and Yan Xiaoxiao was about to go out with a sword, but the next moment, she saw Zheng Gui Ming not far away, and her face instantly became extremely weird.
Now he is returning to the underworld, wearing a large gold chain, carrying more than a dozen storage bags on his body, and even his hair is pinned with a golden headband, which looks like a nouveau riche, which is dazzling.
Yan Xiaoxiao was stunned, raised his hand and rubbed his eyes again, until he found out that it was after returning to the underworld, he showed a strange look in his eyes, and returned directly to his room without appearing.
"yes!" Miao Bu opened a crack in the door on the side, and saw clearly, the first step was already half the success!
In the next few days, every time Yan Xiaoxiao was about to go out, she would see a different Zhenghui Ming, appearing not far from her door, and even later, she stopped for a while, looked curiously for a while, and then went back.
Finally, seven days later, Zheng Guiming came to the room where Miao was missing, and looked at Miao without a look of hope.
"Senior brother, what now?"
"Hmph, don't worry, now that I love the Holy Miao is not here, even if you don't want to succeed, it's impossible!" Miao Bu bragged about himself.
"Now, you've managed to get her attention!But after all, you've known each other for so many years, so now's time for you to get back to normal!," Miao didn't see the light of wisdom in his eyes.
"It's called...... I want to get away with it!"