Chapter 47: Bang Bang Bang
"That Officer Wu, we found the person, but there were a few on the road, and the guys were gluttonous and drunk, it should be fine, right?" In my life, Wu Yi never thought that someone would call him Officer Wu, this feeling, cool! But it seems that pretending to be a police officer is a crime, "Ahem! I'm carrying out a secret operation, you can just call me code name, don't reveal my identity! ”
"Yes, yes, yes! No fault officer! My brothers are still upside down, they should be fine, right? "They should have drunk the beer from Sophia's body, it was a concentrated essence, so it's no wonder that the rats can't drink enough. www.biquge.info"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's good to sleep, so where did you get the people you found?" Chief Louis pointed to the north and said, "Oh, I see she's getting smaller and soaking in the pool." ”
Something is going to happen! Wu Yi felt his scalp tingle and looked north, and sure enough, he saw a large group of mini Sophia Sahuan running towards him. "Ernie sauce!" "Ernie sauce!" All kinds of swipes, this is simply thousands, fortunately it is almost dawn now, and there is not even a dog on the street, otherwise we would be famous. That's what the waves say, Wu Ill has been submerged in the Sophia Ocean.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the village chief Louis went straight into the sewer and ran flat, he was really timid as a mouse, oh people are rats in the first place. "No problem, officer, if you have anything, just catch a mouse and notify us, we have rats all over the city!" Wu Ill "Woo Oooo "Sophia is made of water, if you are too tightly hugged by her, it is easy to drown, for example, Wu Yi has rolled his eyes now, this enthusiasm You can't stand it if your lung capacity is not enough!
Wu Yi finally climbed a telephone pole and shouted, "Which of you is the main body? "It's me!" "I am!" ...... This is a mess, Wu Yi has the urge to jump off on the spot. A group of Sophia quickly approached Wu Ill, stretched out her hand and kicked her legs, Wu Sick pulled her pants stiffly, this is already the last fig leaf, she has no hobby of running naked, and it is easy to attract police uncles.
The telephone pole creaked, and the voice of sour teeth reminded Wu Ill, "Lao Tzu can't hold it anymore, you hurry up and roll down for Lao Tzu!" It's a pity that Wu Yi can't hear what he thinks, and he still holds the telephone pole with one hand and pulls the pants with the other, vowing to live and die with the pants! Fortunately, this thing is an old antique and has no electricity, so it usually serves as a drying rack, otherwise Wu will be nine minutes ripe.
Finally, Wu Ill's flower pants turned into rags under Sophia's countless little hands, and Wu Ill also fell into Sophia's ocean with a loveless expression. "It's good to die like this, at least there are no unlucky customers!" Then Wu fell into a soft and cold embrace, or a princess hug! It's nothing, the problem is that Wu is not wearing pants!
"Won't it be okay if you just throw my main body out?" Shame on you! No wonder Sophia didn't recover from her original state, no wonder a group of Sophia chased after her, and Wu forgot the one in her pocket. Anyway, it's not an outsider, and Wu Yi can't care about being embarrassed, so he jumped down with a fish, "Can my sister give my brother a dress?" Brother can't cover his hands a little now! (As for why you can't cover it, hehe, you know, the protagonist, talent!) )
"Good Ernie sauce! The beautiful girl of the water, transform! As soon as Sophia beckoned, Wu Yi transformed, and there were more pairs of stockings on her hairy legs, and nothing else! I sweated a little too much tonight, why do I feel a little dehydrated now? "Pants! Just give me a pair of pants! Then the stockings turned into a dress, and he still didn't wear underwear, Wu Yi lifted the skirt and said sadly, "Do you know what pants are?!" That's what I usually wear! ”
Sophia twisted the corner of her clothes and said aggrievedly, "People think you look good in this way!" Wu Yi was on fire at that time, and his hands pinched Sophia's cute little face, rounded and flattened, just like playing with plasticine, not to mention that the feel was really good. It may be that the kneading is too high, and at some point there is a drunk standing next to him, his eyes can't be opened, and he swayed and bumped into Wu Ill, "How did you walk!" Can't you see Lao Tzu getting drunk? ”
When he opened his eyes and saw Wu Ai's naked body, he screamed, "Ah! There are perverts! Spare my! The money is all for you! Wu Yi hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't get me wrong! I'm not a pervert, I'm in the middle of a robbery, and my clothes are snatched away! "This nonsense comes as soon as you open your mouth, and the more you talk about it, the smoother it becomes! People didn't believe it, so they covered their butts and shouted as they walked, "Help! There's a robbery! ”
It's a pity, why didn't you bring eighty-eight today? Otherwise, I would have to kill this turtle grandson today! What's the matter, what does Lao Tzu care about you! Wu Yi patted Sophia, who understood, squirmed more than the drunk, smiled sweetly at him, and stretched out a tongue full of eyes, "Uh......! "Pawn! Wu Zhi kicked the drunk man, "You're the!" Your whole family is! Curse you to be crippled by fifty-six big Han chrysanthemums! ”
Wu Yi hugged Sophia's legs, snorted and pleaded with tears, "Sister! Just give my brother a pair of pants! If it goes on like this, I'm going to attract! Sophia crooked her terrifying little face (which began to melt) thought for a while, and waved her hand at Wu Ill, and a long skirt appeared on Wu Ill, which was about to mop the floor. Wu shook Sophia wildly: "Did you mean it!" Do you have to wear a skirt for me! ”
Sophia was shaken by Wu Yi's juice flying, stretched out a hand from her stomach, and pulled her skirt, "These are pants, you see there are trouser legs!" Scottish. "It's off track! There's really nothing to say, if Sophia is conjuring up a pair of stockings, will she wear it on her legs or on her head? Forget it, that's it, it's not a pair of pants. "Give me a pair of stockings!" Wu Yi felt that it was better to block his face, how embarrassing it would be for others to recognize him.
Sophia directly pulled out a pair of stockings from her body, it was still transparent, Wu Yi didn't want to put it on her head directly, at least it made Wu Yi uglier, ugly and unrecognizable! Sophia said regretfully, "Ernie sauce, if you like stockings, I'll change a pair for you, if you like the original flavor, I can steal Sister Huangmei's for you." "It's really a caring little padded jacket, if it weren't for the fear of being played to death by the female demon king, Wu Ai almost agreed.
"No, you don't! That's good, now go home! "If you come to the Buddha Jade Emperor, God Jesus Wu Lao Er bless don't meet acquaintances. If this dress is seen by acquaintances, you still have to hang yourself on the crooked neck tree. As the so-called fear of something, Wu Yi still met an acquaintance, that is, Wang Fei's group that he met in the middle of the night.
Big Bear's psychological quality has strengthened a lot, and although he was smoked all over his face this time, at least he didn't have a mental disorder. Wang Fei and the thief monkey were holding the big bear with one hand, pointing at Wu Yi with a frightened face, and his mouth was wide open, but he couldn't speak. Seeing Wu Ill coming over, Wang Fei dragged the monkey and continued to run wildly pretending not to see Wu Ill. If they hadn't put the bear on the telephone pole, Wu would have believed it.
The monkey's slanted eyes are about to catch up with the fried cake and meet the fool, who is pretending to be? Wu Yi caught up with the three of them, and Yizheng said and dragged a trouser leg, "This is not a skirt, this is pants!" I'm just wearing it off track! Wang Fei pressed his hands weakly: "Brother, don't get excited!" It's nothing, now that my mind is open, it's not a big problem to like to wear skirts, if you like men, how do you think monkeys? Don't look small, the body is great! ”
The monkey was about to cry, and he forced out a constipated smile, "Brother!" I'm still young, just spare me! "Push the big bear out" Brother Xiong is in good health! You must be energized with him! Do you still need medicine? The monkey shuddered and took out a small bottle, held it to Wu Yi like a treasure, and wrote on Ping's body, "Ancestral secret recipe, love you a piece of firewood!" ”
Wu Yi accepted it, and said to the monkey kindly, "I will erase part of your memory, you have no opinion, right?" "No comment! Absolutely no comment! Do you want to ......" Wang Fei kicked the monkey away and said worriedly, "I know you are not an ordinary person, but are there any sequelae of erasing your memory?" "Wu Yi pointed at Sophia" and snapped with her to erase the memory! ”
"Oh, and this good thing! Big brother, you rest, I'll come first! The monkey was kicked again, and Wang Fei said cautiously, "What you said is the one we think?" Wu Bin beckoned to Sophia, and then left by himself.
The monkey rolled and rubbed his hands and said to Sophia, "Beauty, how do you see how we snap?" Hehe......" Sophia asked with a gentle smile, "Do you know the Thousand-Armed Guanyin?" "Papa