"Come on, come on, Niu'er, let's try to repair this boiler in a different way......"

Lao Jun lifted the dirty robe on his body, folded his sleeves, squatted down again, and began to fiddle with the boiler that had just been bought......

"Hey......?"

Lao Jun Fang squatted down, scratched his old face full of wrinkles in confusion, and asked the little green cow: "Niu'er, have I forgotten something?" ”

The little green cow on the side looked Taishang Laojun up and down, and pointed to Laojun's pants waist of more than 100 feet very straightforwardly: "Laojun, your pants have fallen off." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Lao Jun was shocked, looked down, and sure enough, two small short legs could be faintly seen in the ill-fitting wide road robe, and the loose pants had no waistband, and fell off and put on the instep.

Lao Jun's face turned red, and he hurriedly lifted his pants: "Let's just say that it is suddenly much cooler, it turns out that ...... Ay? Where did the old trouser belt go? ”

Lao Jun touched his waist, turned around and looked on the ground for a long time, and finally found that his trouser belt had really evaporated from the world.

“……”

“……”

Lao Jun thought about it for a long time, and still asked Xiao Qingniu with some uncertainty: "It should be that Lao Dao forgot to tie it after getting up this morning, right?" ”

Xiao Qingniu tilted his head, his eyes full of confusion: "Maybe." ”

As soon as he heard Xiao Qingniu say this, Lao Jun's heart suddenly relaxed, and he patted his chest with palpitations and laughed: "Then let's take it like this, I scared Lao Dao, I thought it was haunted!" ”

Xiao Qingniu was startled by Lao Jun and said in horror: "Ghost? It's scary! ”

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Yun Ji, who finally flew back to the Jade Void Palace, hurried to the residence of Yuan Shi Tianzun, wanting to let his master deal with the stinky man who dared to threaten him.

Today, the entire Kunlun Mountain is in Dabi, and Yuxu Palace is naturally no exception, coming and going are the gods who want to participate in Dabi, and they talk about inaction, except for the annual sports meeting, in fact, it is really difficult to see Kunlun Mountain so lively.

The anxious Yun Ji walked through the crowd, and whoever greeted her only nodded symbolically, of course, it's not that Yun Ji really suddenly has such an identity, but everyone actually doesn't care too much about each other's status, that is, the representative figure of Taoism today, many Shenzi masters or the three Qings of the ancestors, in the heart, in addition to the respect that they should have, in terms of status, everyone is naturally equal.

However, Yun Ji, who was actively and in a hurry, was finally stopped by someone, there was no other reason why this person could stop Yun Ji, only one point, he was in the Jade Void Palace, and he was famous for being able to fight!

"Crane virgin, in such a hurry, where are you going?"

Yun Ji heard this voice, and her heart was overjoyed, and she quickly turned her head to look, and a middle-aged man was facing her and smiling.

Yun Ji happily ran to the man's side and said with a smile: "Senior brother, it's great to meet you here!" Yun Ji has something to ask you for! ”

Guang Chengzi is a warm-hearted man, as soon as he heard Yun Ji begging him like this, he nodded and agreed without saying a word: "Immortal crane virgin, if you have any difficulties, tell the senior brother, if you can help, the senior brother will definitely not refuse." ”

Yun Ji was almost moved to tears by Guang Chengzi's enthusiasm, with Lao Jun's fearful Zhuyu in front, now this senior brother's charcoal in the snow is particularly precious.

So Yun Ji Balabala told Guang Chengzi everything, including that he fell in love with the Dragon King, and he didn't really want to save Ao Xingdu and honestly explained it.

Guang Chengzi frowned slightly after hearing this, and held his chin and thought: "Listening to what Senior Sister said, that Lu Bu seems to be quite capable, Senior Brother, I may not be his opponent." ”

Yun Ji nodded, then quietly took out a rope head from his sleeve and shook it in front of Guang Chengzi's eyes, and said mysteriously: "Senior Brother Guang Chengzi, what do you think this is?" ”

Guang Chengzi was stunned for a moment, reached out and touched the head of the rope, and then looked around a little nervously, and only then breathed a sigh of relief after making sure that no one had noticed the situation here.

Guang Chengzi hurriedly pulled Yun Ji to a corner where there was no one on the side, and asked Yun Ji in a slightly nervous whisper, "This is the gold rope?" ”

Yun Ji nodded affirmatively: "That's right, I just stole it from the master uncle!" ”

Guang Chengzi was shocked and asked, "Uncle didn't beat you out of?" ”

Yun Ji said angrily and dissatisfiedly: "Senior brother, how can you swear in front of girls...... The master didn't find out, he was so old, maybe one day he would enter the coffin with his feet kicked, and when he found that the belt of his trousers was gone, maybe he thought he had forgotten to tie it when he went out in the morning! ”

Yun Ji's words Guang Chengzi was also moved, Guang Chengzi blinked slightly expectantly, and whispered: "Master Uncle is really old and dizzy to this extent?" Then I'll go get two treasures for ......."

Yun Ji Danfeng's eyes narrowed: "Then senior brother, can you help Yun Ji with this?" ”

Guang Chengzi patted his chest heroically, laughed and said: "A monkey show in the human world, where will it be your senior brother and my opponent, you wait a minute, senior brother, I will go find a helper, and we will go and clean up the kid who dares to threaten you in a while, and then we will discuss the matter of getting a baby......"

Yun Ji nodded, to be honest, although I have always heard that Guang Chengzi is very capable of fighting, but as the chief disciple of the Yuan Shi Tianzun, of course, it is unlikely that he will compete on stage like a freshman who has just entered the school, and now Guang Chengzi is basically doing some housework, and Yun Ji has never seen Guang Chengzi really fight with anyone.

It's good to find a helper, really go to a Guangchengzi, even if Yun Ji still has a gold rope in her hand, she is a little uneasy.

After a while, Guang Chengzi dragged a white-bearded old man over, don't look at this old man who looks older, but in fact he is hundreds of years younger than Guang Chengzi.

"Oops! Senior brother, what are you pulling and pulling? Brother, I still have to go to the arena to referee......"

Guang Chengzi didn't answer, he squeezed his eyebrows at Yun Ji and said, "What, with Taiyi's humanoid baby machine, is it a lot more relieved?" ”

That's right, it was the Taiyi Zhenren who was cheated by Jia Xu at the beginning.

Taiyi Zhenren stroked the sleeves that were crumpled by Guang Chengzi, and complained: "Senior brother, what are you doing, everyone is busy...... Oh? The crane virgin is also here, has the god list been sent to Jiang Ziya? ”

Yun Ji waved her hand and said, "Don't worry about the god list first, junior sister has other important things to ask senior brother for help now......"

So, Yun Ji told the matter from beginning to end again.

Taiyi Zhenren's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he asked in a slightly excited tone: "Uncle Master's baby is really so easy to get?" I used to think he was pretending, but I didn't expect him to be really senile......"

……

The corners of Yun Ji's mouth twitched slightly.

Should it be said that they are worthy of being brothers, these two goods are one virtue.

Taiyi Zhenren's chest slapped with an earth-shattering sound: "Senior sister, don't worry, there is a senior brother who can fight like this, and there are many magic weapons in my hands with senior brother, you can still take the opportunity to throw a false golden rope to yin him, this combination is that the master has to kneel when he comes!" ”

Guang Chengzi asked with a smile: "...... your referee?" ”

Taiyi Zhenren said without hesitation: "Whoever you love goes, my junior sister is bullied, can Poor Dao still have the heart to host the game...... Senior brother, let's talk about it first, although you are older, but we have to divide the treasure of the master uncle in half......"

Guang Chengzi waved his hand angrily and said, "Don't worry, senior brother, I only need the seven-star sword, and the rest is yours." ”

Taiyi Zhenren was moved and hugged Guang Chengzi's arm: "Brother! ”

Not to mention that Guangchengzi Lao Cheng gently patted the back of Taiyi Zhenren's hand, and said with a smile: "The baby's matter is not yet visible, let's take care of the junior sister's affairs first." ”

Taiyi Zhenren nodded: "What Senior Brother said is, let Senior Brother calculate where the thief is now!" ”

After finishing speaking, Taiyi Zhenren pinched the trick with one hand and gently touched the void: "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law!" ”

A little red light shot out from Taiyi Zhenren's fingertips, and a light curtain opened in mid-air, but the light curtain was white and nothing.

Guang Chengzi blinked, and said curiously: "Senior brother makes it a Xuanguang mirror?" Why can't you shine the image of the thief? ”

Taiyi Zhenren also frowned a little and said: "There are only a few characters in the world who can't be pointed out with the Xuanguang Mirror, and now with the power of the poor Dao, I can't even see the appearance of that person, this person is probably extraordinary!" ”