Chapter 547: Water Attack in the Opposite Direction
"Oops!" He let out an exclamation and hurriedly reached out to help, the teacup was holding on, but a lot of water was spilled. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 Seeing this, everyone hurriedly came over to help, and handed over rags and tissues, so they were so busy that they wiped the water stains on the table.
"I'm sorry!" He smiled apologetically: "I don't know what's going on, but with a shake of my hand, I knocked over the cup!" ”
Everyone laughed and said, "It's okay, isn't this normal?" ”
"Wait!" He raised his hand suddenly, as if he had made some great discovery.
"How?" Everyone was stunned, especially Jin Yuncheng, who was about to put the rag back up, and when he heard him shout like this, he was immediately stunned in place.
A smile appeared on his face: "Why do we only think of fire?" Just as this teacup is spilled, so can water! ”
"Water?" Everyone was stunned, silently watching him point to the teacup.
"Haha!" Seeing that everyone didn't understand, he stood up with a smile, took a piece of paper from Jin Yuncheng and spread it on the table, took out a smile and wrote three words on it, "Ji Ruhe", then opened the lid of the teacup and poured water from it.
"Yikes!" With an exclamation from everyone, the tea had spread rapidly, and in just a moment, the entire sheet of paper was wet.
He smiled and pointed to the three words "Ji Ruhe" that were already blurred in the middle, and then raised his head to look at them.
Jin Yuncheng reacted relatively quickly, and suddenly understood: "Director Tang, what you mean is flooding." This codex written with a pen is not only afraid of fire, but also afraid of water! ”
"That's right! You can also use water! Hearing Jin Yuncheng say this, everyone reacted one after another.
He smiled and gave Jin Yuncheng a thumbs up, "Yuncheng, it seems that you have practiced with Secretary Dong in the past few years!" ”
"Hey, hey!" Jin Yuncheng scratched his head: "I just thought of it!" I'm still far from you! ”
After speaking, the political and legal secretary helped him clean up the soaked paper in front of him again.
"You're too modest!" He smiled and patted Jin Yuncheng on the shoulder, then turned to the others: "How is it?" Everyone's got it, right? We can use not only fire, but also water. For example, finding a way to make the roof of Ji Ruhe's office, dormitory or home leak can also have the same effect! ”
"Good, good!" The crowd applauded, "This can be there!" Ha ha! His office and dormitory are very good at manipulating his hands and feet, as long as he tinkers with the water pipes in the upper room, he can achieve the effect of flooding the golden mountain! ”
"Good!" He clapped his hands, "Now that fire and water are parallel, our means are much richer!" Intertwined with each other, don't worry about finding a place for him to hide things! ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Everyone responded, "In this way, we have a way to cure him!" ”
He looked around: "Next, what else needs to be discussed, everyone think about it, is there any good way?" ”
Everyone was silent, and then replied: "There should be nothing left, basically all under control!" ”
He nodded, and shook his head again: "I think of another one, the third article you just agreed on, although it is a little empty, but it mentions the arrogance that suppressed him, which made his mood low, and he wanted to grasp the treasure in his hand even more." I think this idea is very good, but how to concretize it, let's discuss it again, how to suppress it? ”
"Hmm!" Fu Zhengming responded: "This is really important, Ji Ruhe, this kid, has always been arrogant, relying on the support of the monsoon, and has always been the king and hegemon, we are the deputy directors on an equal footing, he doesn't pay attention to it at all, making us seem like his subordinates." Since he cleaned up the biker party last year, the people sent him a pennant, and he is even more proud, and now he calls himself the 'car god' and the 'patron saint of the people' all day long, and his tail is almost up to the sky! ”
"Oh? And such a thing? He was secretly happy in his heart, and suddenly found a way to contain Ji Ruhe.
"yes!" Jiang Hongli said next to him at this time: "Two years ago, when those taxi drivers surrounded the compound of the municipal party committee, this Ji Ruhe was transferred to clean up the biker party, and he was full of confidence at that time, thinking that he could solve the problem as soon as he came out. But I didn't expect to be played around by the bikers, and I didn't even see their taillights, which was really embarrassing. But I don't know what's going on, just a year ago, this kid competed with the biker party again, and turned defeat into victory, which was out of the limelight, and asked the bureau to ask for credit, and asked the people to send pennants. The bureau was also confused, and even gave him a third-class merit. Therefore, he has been in the limelight this year, except for Wan Nianqing, he doesn't take anyone in his eyes at all! ”
"Hmm!" He turned the pen in his hand casually, "So, if you want to suppress his arrogance, the best way is to let him lose once!" ”
"Oops!" Fu Zhengming and Jiang Hongli's eyes immediately lit up: "Secretary Tang, if you can find a way to make him lose once, it would be great!" ”
"Okay!" He smiled, it is not convenient to say such a thing, after all, it is necessary to use Huo Xiaogongzi's strength, so he said: "In this way, leave this matter to me to figure out a way, okay?" ”
"Good!" Everyone applauded.
He blinked: "In this way, although this matter is left to me to figure out, I can't just think about this." After all, suppressing him is a system project. I'll give you an analogy, if he loses, he will definitely be depressed. At this time, it is necessary to add firewood and fire. For example, invite him to drink a drink to relieve boredom, and take the opportunity to pour him too much, so that he can show off his appearance. Or maybe find some reason to punish him or something, so that he feels disheartened step by step......"
"Hahaha!" Dong Qingming laughed at this time: "Okay! Thangka! I found out that you are really the reincarnation of Zhuge Liang, this plan after plan, the plan is continuous, the plan is terrible! Fortunately, you are taking us here today to calculate Ji Ruhe, if one day we calculate any of us, we will not be able to eat and walk around! ”
"Hey, hey!" He smiled and said, "Secretary Dong! You see you're criticizing me again, aren't you? Isn't there a way to deal with Ji Ruhe, an arrogant and cunning fox? ”
"Hmm!" Dong Qingming nodded heavily: "That's the case!" To deal with such wicked people, you have to be more evil than him! Don't worry, I'll leave everything to me about the punishment of him later! You just have to let him lose once and lose face! Fire this first shot, and the next beating of the water dogs is logical! ”
"Good!" He stood up: "I will do my best!" By the way, if this is according to the rules of your police world, it should be a salute and then say that you will promise to complete the mission, right? ”
"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed, and there was a scene of joy.
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A day later, an emergency suddenly appeared in the office of Ji Ruhe, deputy director of the Public Security Bureau. The ceiling at the end of the world suddenly seeped water.
At first, Ji Ruhe didn't notice it until a drop of water fell on his neck, and he hurriedly raised his head.
Before he could make an exclamation, he saw that the smoke preventer in the middle suddenly flashed, and then the left and right two sprinklers began to spray water at the same time, and he was poured into a soup chicken at once.
"! What the hell! Ji Ruhe scolded, and hurriedly picked up a folder to cover his head, wanting to block it a little, but where could he cover it, the water in the sprinkler head became more and more, and after a while, all the documents on his desk were wet.
"Ahhhhh He shouted, ran to the door at once, pulled the door open, and shouted outside: "It's leaking, hurry up and call Director Wei of the office, what kind of smoke preventer did he install, Lao Tzu is not on fire here, but this sprinkler has been spraying, and it is about to flood Jinshan Temple!" ”
The staff on the opposite side hurriedly ran over, and seeing that this Director Ji had become a soup chicken, he forcibly held back his laughter, went back to the house and took a towel and handed it to him: "Ji Bureau, don't worry, wipe it with a towel first, I'll call Director Wei over!" After saying that, I ran to call someone.
"Mommy!" Ji Ruhe was still angry, and when he looked back at his desk, there was already a sea of water, and he was even more angry: "This Wei Jingping, did you take the kickback from the fire bureau and spray water indiscriminately, fortunately, there is no important case file on Lao Tzu's desk, otherwise it will be doused by this water, who is responsible?" ”
After a while, Wei Jingping, director of the bureau office, ran over out of breath, and when he saw this scene, he was immediately shocked and apologized repeatedly: "Ji Bureau, I'm sorry!" What's going on? How to trigger the fire alarm and trigger the water sprinkler setting? ”
Ji Ruhe scolded: "You ask me? I still ask you! Look at the outfit you've spent a lot of money on, and say what's good, that's good, what a fart! Lao Tzu sat there well, and he didn't do anything, but he was drenched into soup chicken, what do you do as the director of the office? ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Wei Jingping nodded: "It's because we didn't do a good job, you dissipate the gas, I'll ask their technicians to come over immediately and turn off these two nozzles first!" ”
"Go! Just go! Ji Ruhe kept shaking the hand in his collar and waved his hand impatiently.
"Good, good! Wait a minute! Wei Jingping turned around to leave, but he didn't want to "click", and the two sprinklers on the top instantly stopped spraying water.
"Hey!" Ji Ruhe let out a sneer: "You know that you are bullying me with this nozzle, right?" When I saw you coming, I stopped without saying a word! What the hell? It's not going to be a prank on your kid, is it? ”
"No, no, no!" Wei Jingping was already frightened: "Ji Bureau, don't dare to say that, even if my old Wei has 10,000 guts, he will never dare to joke about this." It was definitely an accident, an accident! ”
"Mommy!" Ji Ruhe scolded: "This has never been a fucking accident, but it will be an accident when it comes to me, and it will make people laugh when it spreads, and it has to be made into a story!" Go find someone to find out why, forgive you for not being so bold! ”