White Jade House 5
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The underworld is so big that even though it has long been clear that it was created by someone in ancient times with a vow, the underworld still seems to many people to be at ease for an unknown number of years.
A thousand years ago, Yuyuko of Xixing Temple distorted a large piece of the underworld due to a thought, and the ridges, steep slopes, and vast courtyard buildings rose one after another, and a giant cherry tree that came out of nowhere and never bloomed occupied the center of the courtyard, and this high-topography courtyard has since become known to outsiders as the White Jade Building. As for whether there are more unknown human areas in the underworld, no one can say except for a group of self-proclaimed celestials and suspected of cultivating strange undead in the mysterious celestial realm high in the underworld.
"Hey!"
"Yikes!"
"Hah! Wow! ”
Faced with the inexplicable never-wear attribute stake, Miss Demon Dream, the soul of the White Jade Pavilion Master who practiced daily in the morning, swung three knives in a row, and the sudden rebound of the back of the knife after the third knife made her forehead instantly red.
"Oops, Youmeng-chan is alright?" Sitting on the porch, Lady Yuyuko, who greets the court master, stuffs cherry blossom cakes into her mouth.
"No, it's okay, I'm okay, Yuyuko-sama, it's an accident, it's an accident."
Not surprisingly, Miss Youmeng, who continued to swing the knife after holding her breath, was hit by the rebound of the back of the knife after the third knife, so she squatted on the ground with a large red forehead and reflected.
"Was it an accident? Ahh Yuyuko's voice seemed blissful, even if it seemed to be worried about her court master.
"Please don't talk while you're eating."
The two knives that have always been invincible in pruning the flowers and trees in the courtyard, one of them seems particularly disobedient today, and the professional court master, professional swordsmanship instructor and professional real estate property manager has a soul demon dream, inserting the long and short knives into the ground, squatting down and carefully observing them with his eyes.
"Lou Guan Sword, which is taller than Demon Dream Sauce, ah, I think it's more convenient to call a knife," the owner of Bai Yulou came to the side of the two knives with a cherry blossom cake in his mouth, "I heard that it is against ghosts?" Maybe it's tired of dealing with flowers and plants. ”
After three slashes, it rebounded and hit the demon dream with the longer Lou Guan Sword, and the other Bai Lou Sword, which was only a little longer than the dagger, occupied the second place in today's training list, with no signs of rebellion.
"Don't be kidding, Yuyuko-sama, do you know what it means to be tired of a broken knife!" Youmeng straightened up and continued to observe the middle and upper part of Lou Guanjian, "I'm sure there is nothing wrong with my sword technique!" There is no trace of Lou Guan Sword being captured by the Attached Mourning God, so the problem must be somewhere else! ”
"That's the White Mansion Sword that doesn't seem to have any problems?"
"It's impossible for the White Mansion Sword to have a problem!"
"Oh, that's-" Yuyuko turned around and squatted, sweeping her subordinates from head to toe, only to lift her skirt to check the bloomers, and she obviously had such a plan, but she was avoided, but her subordinates excitedly avoided it in advance, "There's something wrong with Yume-chan itself!" ”
"yes, so please tell me what's wrong?"
"Hmph-" The master's eyes instantly became like a detective who saw everything, which made the servant who was originally dismissive of his words feel completely uneasy, "The answer is, the mochi of the demon dream!" ”
The half-spirit of the demon dream immediately got behind her back and trembled, "Hu, what nonsense, Lord Youyouzi, isn't the half-spirit still a demon dream!" ”
"I should say that you perceive some kind of change through the half-spirit organ." Yuyuko took out the folding fan and continued in a purple fan-filled posture.
"Don't be cos-sama purple, you don't look like a conspirator at all, Lord Yuyuko tell me what's wrong with the half-spirit!"
"Huh! Is that so? Wh-" Throwing away the folding fan, Yuyuko-sama explained in frustration, "Your half-spirit senses subtle changes that ripple through the entire underworld, feeding back to the rest of your body and causing the knife to spiral out of control. ”
"I recalled it carefully, there was indeed a sudden tremor when I practiced the sword just now, it turned out that the half-spirit noticed something? What's going on? ”
"Maybe someone's practice has suddenly changed?" The Lord of the White Jade Mansion was also full of doubts, "There is a subtle conflict with the fundamental idea of the creator of the underworld? Who is it? Celestial Dead House? Or is it that one? ”
"Which one? Shikihime-sama? ”
"That's right."
"I thought that Eihime-sama's love of small talk would never change."
"I think so, too."
"But what does this have to do with the loss of control of the knife technique!" Youmeng touched her forehead again, and the redness was fading.
"Living in someone else's head," Yuyuko said, "is of course subject to other people's constraints and influences." ”
"Uh...... If you don't remind me, I won't even realize what the underworld is," the court master raised his knife into the sheath, "But wasn't the entire White Jade Mansion created by Lord Youyuko?" Stakes or something...... Ah, I still don't care about why Lou Guanjian bounced back, what do you want to eat for breakfast? ”
"Meat!"
"Wait a minute, let's take care of it."
Miss Saigyoji didn't care how troublesome or simple the so-called cooking was, all she enjoyed was eating, so after passing the time waiting for breakfast with cherry blossom cakes, breakfast time came as scheduled.
"Some time ago, the butchers in the people were a little unwell, so we haven't stocked up much fresh meat recently, and there is still a week left before the next big purchase on the schedule, so don't gobble it up anymore," Miss Tingshi, who also works as a part-time housekeeper and cook, was a little worried, "Miss Alice has been missing for several weeks, and the cats and ghosts at the shrine are all ready to move, and the villagers who need to go out to work often are becoming more and more troubled, and the delivery sellers who run to the newly built large pig farms are not willing to travel frequently, Obviously, there is no shortage of pigs, but the price of pork in the human market is rising abnormally, and the money planned to buy meat next week may not be enough to buy as much as before. ”
"Ahh What alien language are you talking about? ”
"......" swordsmanship instructor Youmeng-sama angrily knocked on the porch floor with his sword scabbard, "Yuyuko-sama! I mean, please cut back on meat and eat more vegetables! It's best to change the recipe in the near future! ”
"Why change the recipe! Don't! ”
"Because there's no shrine maiden at the shrine!"
"What, how long has it been? Are all Hakurei shrine maidens so short-lived? But I remember that the shrine maiden who had a banquet last month was Alice-chan. ”
"So, Miss Alice has been missing for weeks!"
"Hmm-" The wayward lady of Xixing Temple didn't want to be forced to reduce her meat intake, so she narrowed her eyelids and pinched her fingers, "Alice-chan is obviously in the outside world, Yumeng-chan, please go find Purple and ask her to bring the witch back." ”
"Do you think I haven't looked for it!" Miss Youmeng sighed, "Lady Purple said that she can't go to the outside world now, and besides, Miss Alice won't listen to her. ”
"Oh, Zi is looking for strange cultivation again, so there's no way."
"So please change the recipe."
"I can't help it, Youmu!" Yuyuko seemed to have made a very heavy decision, "After careful consideration, I have studied and decided that now on behalf of the Gensokyo Standing Committee, I will appoint you as the acting shrine maiden of the thirteenth generation, that is, the agent of Alice-chan when she is away, so let's take office and teach all the naughty goblins a lesson." ”
"Huh?" The court master holding the scabbard took a few seconds to digest the words of his boss, "Eh! ”