Golden-winged Dapeng and Liu Shuxian are both out, and only Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao are still fighting on the scene. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

In the middle of the race, the Pegasus randomly selected by Jia Xu was not the opponent of the mount under the crotch of the release after all, and the distance between the two sides was getting closer and closer!

Finally, at the moment when Shi Jiabao was about to surpass Jia Xu!

Jia Xu clamped his legs, and the horse flew to the front of the release of the bun!

Just when Shi Jiabao was wondering what Jia Xu wanted to do, he suddenly ......

Jia Xu pouted his ass, and a stinky fart was so defenseless and collapsed without any worries!

Groove !!

Shi Jiabao was shocked, and hurriedly covered his nose!

It's a pity it's still late!

What kind of character is Jia Xunai?

The world is sacred!

Jia Xu is compared to immortals, just as immortals are compared to ordinary people!

As the saying goes, there is a saying: "The gods fart and are extraordinary!" ”

Jia Xu's fart, how can it be measured by supernatural powers?

Don't say that the Tianma under the crotch of the release of the Jia Bao is the Shi Jia Bao himself, who has already covered his nose, and he also feels that the smell is drilling into his nose vigorously!

I was dizzy and almost fell headlong!

Finally came back to his senses and relieved himself, Shi Jiabao hurriedly hid aside, took a deep breath of fresh air, and muttered with palpitations: "If it weren't for the poor monk to deal with it properly and cover his nose in time, I'm afraid that in the future, everyone will know that there is a Buddha who was smoked to death by a fart in Buddhism...... It's horrible, it's horrible! ”

Looking down at his race mount, the Pegasus that kept falling like a meteor, Shi Jiabao sighed helplessly, and casually shot out a Buddha light to protect the Pegasus from falling to its death.

Needless to say, the release of the saddle bun that lost his mount was also knocked out by strikeouts.

Supporting his mother-in-law, who had just been hit by a shock wave from Jia Xu, Shi Jiafu and the others finally staggered all the way to the destination of this trip, the tenth heaven - Xuanming Gonghuatian!

And Jia Xu, who reached the finish line first, was already squatting on the clouds, picking his feet boredly and waiting for everyone!

As soon as he reached the clouds, the golden-winged Dapeng pushed away the release bun that was holding him, and said to Jia Xu angrily: "Uncle National Teacher! Didn't we say that we weren't allowed to use divine powers!? Why are you still hitting the Roc with a blaster!? You Rippy! Hum! ”

Jia Xu raised his eyebrows, and sneered at Dapeng: "Okay, you little red guy, you have become a Tianma and want to cheat, and you dare to sue the wicked first?" Isn't it reasonable for a widow to be a referee and use a little trick against a cheating guy? ”

……

Nima!

The Golden-winged Roc burst into tears!

I already knew that this old rascal was also a referee, and I had to compete with the referee if I was stupid!

The golden-winged Dapeng had nothing to say, but Shi Jiabao on the side bravely stood up and stood up for his maternal uncle, and said angrily: "National teacher! Dapeng's matter is considered to be three points of truth for you! But did the poor monk ever provoke you? The poor monk's mount is a Pegasus, running his own way, and you will release biological and chemical weapons without saying a word! almost rolled his eyes at the poor monks! Please also ask the national teacher to explain a thing or two! Otherwise, the poor monk will not accept it, and he will not accept it! ”

Shi Jiabao is not convinced, Jia Xu is more unconvinced than him!

With a stiff neck, Jia Xu said toughly: "As the saying goes, you can't control the sky and the earth, you can't control my shit and fart!" It's a time when a person can't hold back, you say it's wrong for the widow to fart, and the widow also says that you breathe foul! Besides, you can rejoice! If the widow accidentally broke out some to make a fool of you, you would have gone directly to the west to report at this time! ”

Nima !!

Shi Jiabao was deeply shocked!

I have never seen such a despicable and shameless fairy in my life!

The key is that this thing is not only stinky and shameless, but also dirty and unbearable to look at!

Seeing that Shi Jiabao seemed to be unconvinced, Jia Xu changed his body, directly revealed the true body of the god of war, and said angrily: "The widow is the referee!" How do you judge the widow, and you still have to talk more!? Now I want to ask you a word! Serve you! No! Wear! ”

……

Seeing that Jia Xu looked like he was about to eat people, the two of them immediately coaxed, and honestly bowed their heads and admitted their mistakes: "The national teacher is mighty!" We're 'Phew! 'Serve,' 'Phew!' 'Serve! ”

Jia Xu nodded with satisfaction, and then he received the magic power, squatted beside the two with a smile, stretched out his hand and said: "Since the two of you are willing to gamble and lose, then please take out the lottery of this competition, right?" ”

……

Shi Jiabao and Golden-winged Dapeng looked at each other, and both said blankly: "...... What color heads? ”

When Jia Xu heard the two of them say this, he was not happy at that time!

His face sank, Jia Xu put on a face like an old rascal, and said unhappily: "You two want to repay the debt? ”

The golden-winged Dapeng was about to cry, this is really nothing good to be mixed with Jia Xu, he was just slapped by someone, and he has to lose money to others!

Where do you go to reason?

Although he had some bad premonitions in his heart, how could Shi Jiabao say that the future would also be the leader of the Buddha realm under one person and above ten thousand people, so he asked with an unchanged face at that time: "National teacher...... What kind of jackpot do you want? ”

Jia Xu's eyes were golden, and he rubbed his hands and said tentatively: "One hundred million taels of gold!" …… What do you think? ”

……

Shi Jiabao was silent for a long time, and suddenly stood on the edge of the clouds, and said sadly: "You dare to ask for so much money, the poor monk immediately jumped from here and fell to his death, do you believe it or not!?" ”

As the future protector of the Buddha realm and the accountant, the golden-winged Dapeng also shared the same hatred and hatred as Shi Jiabao, and stood on the edge of the tenth heaven together, sobbing with tears in his eyes: "Uncle Guoshi, if you want money, that is to take Dapeng's life!" See you in the next life! ”

……

Nima! As for it!

Jia Xu saw that the two of them really had the intention of jumping down, and hurriedly pulled the two back with a smile, and comforted them amiably: "Oops! What are you doing so sensitive? I just want to play a joke with you first and lighten up the atmosphere! Come on, come on, Dapeng, don't cry, if you cry again, Uncle Guoshi will screw your head off! ”

Dapeng was immediately frightened by Jia Xu, and hid behind Shi Jiabao tremblingly, covering his neck, and looking at Jia Xu vigilantly.

Shi Jiabao didn't eat this set, and said strongly: "National teacher, don't be delusional!" If you don't have money, you need to die! It's easy to discuss what lottery you want, but if you want money, no! ”

Jia Xu smacked his tongue and muttered in a low voice: "You blackmailed the twelve golden mountains of Taiyi Zhenren, and you still cut the door for this money......

Speaking of this, Shi Jiabao also had a headache and said: "National teacher, you don't know that these twelve gold mountains will be returned in the future, and the poor monks will scrape some gold dust from them at most to feed more than 10,000 mouthfuls of dry rice in Lingshan, where can you be so generous as you say?" ”

Jia Xu thought about it and found that what Shi Jiabao said seemed to be right.

In desperation, Jia Xu had no choice but to pretend to be reluctant, and sighed: "Okay, I don't want money, it's done, right?" ”

Shi Jiabao just breathed a sigh of relief, and before he could say anything, the golden-winged Dapeng, who would be the chief accountant of Lingshan in the future, said excitedly: "Really? Uncle Guoshi, you don't want money!? That's great! As long as you don't want money, Uncle Guoshi, you can mention other requirements! Dapeng will definitely try its best to meet you! ”

Nima!

Shi Jia Bao really wants to kick this product from the sky and fall to death!

There was a pit just now, so I hung up a set of my own!

IQ is clumsy and likes to be blind! I'm afraid I'm going to suffer a big loss this time!

Sure enough!

As soon as he heard the golden-winged Dapeng say this, Jia Xu smiled happily at that time, and immediately clapped his hands and said: "That! This is what you said yourself! Buddha Gate Protector Garuda, a mouthful of foam and a nail! I believe you shouldn't promise to fart and talk doesn't count, right? ”

No matter how stupid the Golden-winged Dapeng is, he should know that he has fallen for Jia Xu's tricks, so he couldn't help but stammered and dodged back: "Uncle National Teacher...... You...... I...... Let's talk about what you need first......"

Jia Xu waved his hand very casually and said: "It's nothing, it's just that you have become quite stylish with Ryoma just now, I want you to be free in the future, become Ryoma, and walk a cool way, how about it?" ”

The Golden-winged Dapeng is the most powerful person in the Buddha world except for the Buddha, how can he agree to Jia Xu's rude request!?

So the Golden-Winged Dapeng snorted coldly and flatly refused: "No! This Dapeng has an inverted feather on his back, except for my nephew, no one is allowed to ride in Dapeng! ”

After saying this sentence extremely hard, the golden-winged Dapeng secretly glanced at Jia Xu carefully......

If you find that Jia Xu is angry, you have to admit it immediately, it's a big deal to be ridden and play for two days, and you won't die anyway......

However, what Dapeng never expected was that when Jia Xu heard this, not only did he not get angry, but he clapped his hands happily and laughed: "Okay! You said it yourself! At that time, if you pay the bill, be careful that the widow plucks all the bird feathers you one by one! ”

The Golden-winged Dapeng nodded confusedly, unable to figure out what bad idea Jia Xu was playing in his heart......

However, Shi Jiabao somewhat understood what Jia Xu meant, and before Jia Xu could make a request with himself, Shi Jiabao folded his hands and took the initiative to nod and said: "Since the national teacher has a life, the poor monk should accompany him!" ”

Jia Xu raised his eyebrows and said in surprise: "So, you agree?" ”

Shi Jiabao smiled and nodded: "Amitabha, this matter is a thousand years old, my Buddha realm should make some efforts to help the heavenly court, of course the poor monk agrees!" ”

Jia Xu was slightly stunned, smiled and waved his hand: "What do you say about the merits in Qianqiu, what you said is too high-end, Xu just wants to invite you to perform a double talk with Xu at the Buddhist celebration banquet after the Journey to the West!" ”

"What!?"

Shi Jiabao said in disbelief: "Say cross talk? No...... No, don't you want the poor monk to cooperate with Heavenly Court's plan......"

Jia Xu said inexplicably: "What plan is not planned, let you just say a cross talk, why do you seem to want you to blow up Zhongnanhai?" ”

Shi Jiabao looked confused and muttered: "You really just asked the poor monk to talk to you about a double comedy?" ”

Jia Xu nodded as a matter of course: "Otherwise? ”

……

Shi Jiabao covered his big bald head, and said with a headache: "Okay, okay, whatever you want...... Alas, the national teacher, your thinking is really jumping a little surprised, the poor monk has been gone with you for a few days, you see, this is all sad......"