The tail of the plug is broken, so I walk around my legs for the past few days, for fear of rubbing the wound. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 By the way, the dragon's tail is also used to balance the body, so the plug always falls and eats after a few steps. What, why not fly? Yesterday, he tried it, and the pot of hot pot he just made was all cheap, and the plug was not afraid of being hot, but the problem was that Wu was sick and they ate spicy hot pot, so the plug was completely refreshed at home.

Tang Seng was lying on the tatami mat on all fours, looking very much like Uncle Ge, and a little decadent. Wu Ill is the same as a mother born to him, but Wu Ill is lying on his stomach, and his tongue is sticking out, if it is a dog or cat, it should look very cute, but put two words on him, disgusting! The tongue stretched out almost to reach the foot, and the bolt staggered past, and the bar was tripped directly.

"! I'm bored! Ahhh Wu Yi turned over dissatisfiedly and said, "Go crazy, go aside, don't disturb Lao Tzu's nap!" "Tang Seng is like a dog in estrus, a tiger pounces on Wu Sick." Hey, hey, let's play some interesting games, okay? Tang Seng smiled evilly, looking very much like the sisters soliciting customers on the street.

"! Don, what do you want to do? Everyone is an adult, don't mess around, what am I going to put on my waist? Tang Seng jumped away with a disgusted face and said, "Don't get me wrong, Lao Tzu is a straight man, straighter than the monkey's golden hoop stick!" Tang Seng jumped out of the eighty-eight, rolled down from Wu Ill, and shouted: "Who the hell pressed Lao Tzu just now, if you have the ability to stand up, let's stand up and hurt each other!" ”

Wu Yi hugged the eighty-eight who scolded the street, retreated to the corner of the wall, and said tremblingly: "Old Tang, I know that I am naturally beautiful, handsome and chic, but you must know that it is impossible between us, you have to learn to face reality." Eighty-eight faced Tang Seng, as long as he dared to show a little disappointment, he would go directly to the bottle, and when would he be able to send him back and release it. For the sake of one's own chastity, humanitarianism or anything doesn't matter at all.

Tang Seng said with black lines on his head, "Where the hell do you want to go, you are naturally beautiful, Lao Tzu is so handsome, I don't dare to say this, you are too shameless!" Tang Seng's performance was quite normal, and Wu Yi was temporarily relieved. But he didn't let his guard down, "What are you a big man throwing at me, you think you're Sophia, so soft." Alas, I miss Sophia a little, and it's easy to lose sleep without her pillow. ”

Tang Seng said disdainfully, "You are becoming more and more perverted, Sophia is not a person, if you have any wrong thoughts about her, it is better to wash and sleep as soon as possible, in your words just now, it is impossible for the two of you!" "Get out of the way, don't bother Lao Tzu!" To be honest, Wu Yi is a little reluctant to Sophia now, not only Sophia, but also Huang Mei Tang Seng Mushroom, they are reluctant, just like the neighborhood that has lived together for a long time is about to leave, and they feel very awkward.

If you want to be annoyed to death by them in the first few months, I feel that they disturbed my peaceful life, and I feel that I would live better without them, in fact, there is no such thing at all, without them they will only become more and more lonely, it is they who bring vitality to themselves, bring happiness, Huang Mei's domineering, Sophia's gentleness, Tang Seng's unreliability...... It's all precious memories.

Seeing that Wu was sick and didn't speak, Tang Seng said thiefly, "Old Wu, you won't come, are you?" Sophia is an artificial creature, she is theoretically a high-class inflatable doll, the two of you don't even have children together, and she doesn't know when she is going back, you have to think about it! "! Lao Tzu has always regarded Sophia as a sister, just now what are you going to do, say quickly, after saying that, Lao Tzu continues to sleep, and finally take a nap and can't sleep well! ”

Tang Seng immediately became obscene, trotted Wu Ill's side and pushed Wu Ill on the shoulder, "I'll go!" Dead bald, you want to fight, don't you? Lao Tzu has to beat you as Shakyamuni today! "Eighty-eight has not been a K person for a long time, and now he is a little eager to try it by Wu Ill. Tang Seng hurriedly raised his hands and surrendered, put his index finger on his mouth to make a silent pretend, and hooked his hand to Wu Ill to let Wu Ill come over.

"What's the matter you just said no, it's as mysterious as the spy joint!" Having said that, Wu Yi still leaned his ear over. "Old Wu, how about we go out and have fun? The word "play" was bitten very hard by Tang Seng, and he squeezed his eyebrows at Wu Yi, as a normal man, he should look at his brain if he doesn't understand it.

Wu Yi immediately threw it away, and eighty-eight also changed his lewd expression and whispered, "Have you found that kind of place?" Tang Seng Gao Shen said, "What's so difficult about this, at night there are places like this in Japan, and everyone rests during the day, where can you find it." "Yes, old Tang, the head of this can be analyzed, kneel and beg the old driver to lead the way, let the little brother open his eyes!"

"Hey, hey! I know you're definitely not a serious person, to be honest, have you ever looked for that kind of place when you went out? Wu Yi bumped Tang Seng with his shoulder and said with a smile: "Oops! It's all men, how can you not look for it when you come to this kind of holy place, I told you that I almost succeeded last time, but it's a pity that Inoue Sakura is not embarrassed to go to me! ”

"You kid is not righteous! Can you still remember the way, let's go investigate. Tang Seng rubbed his hands and laughed, his bare head was shining, which was a sign that he was excited. Wu Yi pointed to his nose and said proudly, "You don't look at what kind of nose we are, it's not me blowing it with you, I can find out the underwear buried in the ground when you come!" ”

"Then what the hell are you waiting for! Let's go! Old driver, you take me, I'm going to Hi Pi ......" Tang Seng walked out of the door, only to find that Wu was still squatting in the house, and asked "Old Wu, what are you brewing?" This is an academic investigation, if you coax me at this time, I can look down on you, it's time for the majority of Japanese girls to see the majesty of our good Chinese sons! ”

Wu Yi took out a few crumpled yen from his pocket with a bitter face, and said with a sad face, "Huang Mei left me 10,000 yuan of cigarette money, and I bought a whole cigarette just now, not to mention big health care, it's not enough to eat a good meal." "The more Wu Yi talked, the more disappointed he became, and finally Huang Mei and they were not there, and they could finally have fun everywhere, but they had no money!

"Whoa!" Wu Yi is extremely sensitive to the sound of banknotes, and Tang Seng is holding a handful of banknotes and constantly fanning the wind, looking very stinky and farting. "I'll go! Don, where did you get so much money? There are a million of them! Hahaha is definitely enough! Tang Seng pretended to be profound, "The poor monk has been preparing for this day for a long time, why do you think I quit smoking?" Lao Tzu is preparing for today, hahahahaha! ”

"The holy monk is worthy of being a holy monk, and he is really far-sighted, and the little brother Wu is deeply admired, and his admiration for you is like the art of the Yellow River, and like the rolling Yangtze River, the ancients are not seen before the ancients, and the people who come after the ...... are not seen." I'm in for a treat tonight! Wu Ai diligently waited for Tang Seng to put on his coat, and he changed his clothes for two seconds.

When he was tying his shoes at the end, Wu Yi suddenly stopped, and Tang Seng said impatiently, "What's wrong with you?" If you don't go, I can go by myself, don't look back and say that the driver didn't take you, it's you who don't know how to cherish. Wu Yi cried and laughed, "The two of us don't know Japanese at all, what if we go and people don't understand what it means, don't end up losing your wife and breaking your soldiers." ”

Tang Seng smiled proudly and took out a small handheld computer from his arms, "This is what I have been shopping outside for the past few days, and there is no other use, it can only be used for translation!" "Wu Yi is almost going to kneel for this monk, and this monk is too well prepared for great health care, right?

You know how the ninjas in Naruto are in a hurry, right? Although Wu Yi and the others did not jump around in the sky without morality, their heads were about to become streamlined, and phantoms appeared on both feet. The bolt was limping to practice balance, and Tang Seng didn't even look at the kick and kicked it away, "Dead bald, you wait for Lao Tzu!" Tang Seng stopped and scratched his head and said, "Did someone call me?" ”

Wu Sick Monkey said anxiously, "Who called you, hurry up!" "What are you in a hurry, you can't run!" (To be continued.) )