Leng Xiaotai once asked Min Huan a question, what is it like to be suffocated from death.

Min Hwan said he didn't know, and he said that the people who knew were already dead.

Leng Xiaotai thought so.

People always have a saying called the marquee, saying that people can think of happy things www.biquge.info pen fun pavilion before they die. The happy Leng Xiaotai forgot about it, so he remembered such a thing.

The vines made a shallow mark on his waist, the imprisoned limbs hung weakly, the brain that lacked oxygen was dizzy, Leng Xiaotai knew that he was dying, exhaled the last breath in his chest, and closed his eyes.

As if sensing this decaying life, the vines easily opened him, allowing him to levitate alone in the water, and the dying Leng Xiaotai was like a withered flower, wet by the sea, slowly sinking towards the bottomless netherworld. He was so small, helpless and powerless, that neither body nor mind could find the fulcrum of strength—'Am I going to die?' he thought, until an arm crooked around him in his arms.

As the flame of consciousness was about to be extinguished, the man's breath flickered the candle—an embrace from behind him, the man's chest against his back, the man's cheek brushing against his ear. He was dragged ashore, his body soaked in water was blown by the sea breeze, Leng Xiaotai turned over like a fish, he knelt there with his hands propped up, and coughed violently.

"Are you alright?" Lan Che wanted to caress Leng Xiaotai's back, but at the moment of touch, Leng Xiaotai seemed to be greatly frightened, and shrank into a ball with trembling. He was indeed frightened, drowning was the thing he feared the most, he was so scared that he was sickly, and the pent-up love was about to erupt - he was so infamous that he was hacked, he was killed by someone's plot, and the damn vine actually dragged him into the sea, he hated the sea the most, fuck it.

He knelt there in despair, and suddenly began to cry.

Leng Xiaotai is a lover of personality, it's not that he doesn't like to cry, he used to cry when he watched an anti-Japanese war movie, but he rarely cried for his own affairs. But at this moment, as if instinctively, tears poured out one by one, and he wiped his face twice in a daze, and he couldn't stop it at all.

He was on his knees crying, and Lanche crouched beside him and watched him. If a person is at the most helpless, he will read a few dependent people, shout dad and call mom, but where is Leng Xiaotai, his mouth opens and closes, and he can't pronounce a name, and in the end he can only make a few whimperes in his throat.

"If you want to cry, cry louder." At this time, Lan Che grabbed Leng Xiaotai's wrist, took the opportunity to hug the person in his arms, he gently patted the back of the person in his arms, and whispered in Leng Xiaotai's ear, "It's not that no one listens to you cry." ”

If a person collapses, this may be the reaction.

Leng Xiaotai cried heartbreakingly, regardless of the catharsis, he grabbed Lanche's collar, the whole person was shaking, and Lanche patiently comforted him. Lanche felt like he was coaxing a child who couldn't be coaxed well, and he didn't know how long it took, Leng Xiaotai was tired from crying, he was already drowning and lacked oxygen, so he fell asleep in a groggy state.

Because the program team got away the night before, even the governor of the director team couldn't get up, so the recording of the third link was postponed for a whole day.

When Leng Xiaotai woke up, it was already eleven sixty p.m., and Lanche was not there.

He stretched out in pain, and there was a twisted ache all over his body. Lanche carried him back last night, and his wet clothes were stripped naked. Thinking that it didn't seem to be the first time that he had been looked at by Lanche, and they were all big men, Leng Xiaotai didn't care.

The mobile phone under the pillow buzzed, and Leng Xiaotai took out the phone in a daze, looking at a string of unfamiliar numbers in a daze.

Whose phone number?

"Hey" he answered with a dead voice, and a voice on the other end of the phone was even more lazy than his.

"I heard you knocked your earrings off yesterday?"

It's me?!

Leng Xiaotai sat up suddenly, "How do you know?" ”

"I am God."

Leng Xiaotai couldn't cry or laugh, "You are a god, okay, let me ask you, since you are so powerful, how can you send an earring so easy to drop!" Bad review! Return! I'm going to complain about you! ”

The other side yawned ignorantly, and Leng Xiaotai said again, "What about you, is there a way to make this earring not fall off so easily, otherwise I will always be scared!" ”

"Please."

“”

This great god is really difficult to confess, Leng Xiaotai had to soften his attitude and sighed, "Please." ”

Yes I: "No. ”

Leng Xiaotai hung up the phone.

'Damn' Leng Xiaotai said in his heart, 'Send a broken earring, and there is no after-sales service!' ’

He scratched at his messy hair and sat up in frustration, 'Wait, isn't he calling just to give me details on how to use the studs!' ’

Thinking of this, Leng Xiaotai hurriedly called back the phone, he had a bad temper, but there was a god who had saved his life on the other side, so he had to lower his voice.

"Hey, Brother I, it's me Baba, the signal was not good just now, and the phone was suddenly disconnected." Leng Xiaotai said nonsense, "Is there something wrong with you calling me?" ”

It's me who simply "Yes." I have to admit that his voice is a little nice.

Leng Xiaotai hurriedly said kind words, "What is it for?" Do you want to tell me about the precautions of the studs? ”

It's me: "I heard that you almost fell off your horse in public last night, so I made a special call to laugh at you." ”

Leng Xiaotai hung up the phone again.

"Damn!" Leng Xiaotai casually threw the phone out and smashed it on his suitcase lying on the ground with a thud.

He seemed to have been pulled to the bone, and his upper body was planted on the bed at a right angle of 90 degrees. After standing up for a while, Leng Xiaotai lazily crawled to the edge of the bed, dragged the box over, and rummaged through the mess of clothes for the phone charger.

As he fumbled, his hand touched a book, which was a little thick and rolled up in a pair of jeans.

'It must have been Ma Bingchao's messy fashion and useless things. Leng Xiaotai thought to himself and took the book in his hand. This is a book without a cover, Leng Xiaotai was stunned for a long time, and suddenly remembered that this was the instruction manual for the earrings I gave him!

Speaking of which, Leng Xiaotai has always been the type of person who is too lazy to read the manual when buying things, and even such an important earring is no exception. On the day of his resurrection, I sent him to Min Hwan's house, and he threw the book on the bed and fell asleep, forgetting it when he woke up the next day!

Leng Xiaotai couldn't regret it, so he hurriedly sat upright, held the holy book on his chest, and read it reverently.

"Stud Earrings Instruction Manual, Preface."

"13.8 billion years ago, the universe originated from a Big Bang, and it"

"Albert Einstein believed that the speed of light is constant"

"Does matter beyond the speed of light really exist? In order to detect neutrinos proposed by humans"

"Influenced by classical mechanics, when people first explored the speed of light, they assumed a carrier named the ether"

Syllable! Leng Xiaotai slammed the book on the ground, "What about the pit daddy!" ”

No wonder this broken manual is as thick as the three-year simulation of the five-year college entrance examination! What the hell is written here!

Leng Xiaotai, as a student with academic difficulties, is really difficult to be able to smile slightly under the pressure of such an IQ and never smoke. He trembled and picked up the scrap of paper, and flipped through it in a frenzy. This book contains all kinds of abstract physical concepts and calculation formulas, and Leng Xiaotai really doesn't understand what I gave him this book for. Is it just to mock him for not studying well?!

Thinking of this, Leng Xiaotai turned to the last few pages, and finally saw something he could understand: 1. The earrings have a fingerprint recognition function, and only when the user touches the fingertips of the right index finger, the light on the face will switch. [Note*That is, touching it by others, or accidentally touching it other than the index finger of the cold table, is invalid]

Yes, Leng Xiaotai nodded, and continued to look down: Second, the earrings come with a defensive air film function, which can be turned on and off by touching the middle finger of the right hand.

Leng Xiaotai tried it, and sure enough, when he gently stroked the earrings with the middle finger of his right hand, the surface of his body was covered with a layer of cold, like a transparent film of water. He turned off the defensive film function and continued to look down with relish.

At this moment, there was a sudden movement outside the door. Leng Xiaotai knew that it was Lanche who came back, and he panicked inexplicably. He quickly tucked the book under his pillow and tugged at the corner of the quilt to pose as if he were asleep.

Lanche closed the door and walked into the room.

Leng Xiaotai nervously pretended to be asleep, he still remembered the events of last night, remembered how he was so beautiful in front of this man, and he was really not mentally prepared to face Lanche for a while.

However, his acting skills are really clumsy, and his eyeballs move dishonestly under his eyelids, and Lanche can see through it at a glance.

Lanche stood at the end of the bed on the cold platform, "If you feel embarrassed because of what happened last night, act as if nothing happened." ”

So straightforward?!

As soon as Lanche said this, Leng Xiaotai also felt that he didn't need to pretend anymore, he put his head out of the quilt and said sincerely, "You saved me, you should be thanked." ”

Lanche: "Thank you, then." ”

Leng Xiaotai: "Thank you." ”

All afternoon that day, Leng Xiaotai was lying on the bed playing with iPad, if it wasn't for Shi Liang from 2207 next door to visit the door and help him with a box of egg tarts by the way, Leng Xiaotai would really starve himself to death in the bed.

After changing his clothes, he went to the room of 2208 Yin Tao Xiaoqi to rub a box of strawberries, and then he shook out of the hotel satisfied.

There was a back garden outside the hotel, and according to Lanche when he went out in the afternoon, he was going to take his pot of grass to the garden to bask in the sun. Leng Xiaotai shook to the back garden, and sure enough, he saw Lan Oba.

There was an open space in the middle of the garden, and Lanche sat in the middle of it, with his good pot friend beside him, and one man and one grass pulled out two shadows in the setting sun, looking so unrestrained.

Leng Xiaotai sat down generously and stretched out the box of strawberries, "Do you want to eat?" ”

Lanche looked sideways and said thank you, but didn't eat.

Leng Xiaotai looked at Lanche's side face and gave himself a reassurance pill - judging from Lanche's current appearance, it seems that he didn't recognize his identity last night.

"Lanche." Leng Xiaotai's head twitched, and he suddenly asked, "Are you familiar with Leng Xiaotai?" ”