Chapter 184: What Is God Like?
It was already midnight when they got home, and everyone was gathered around a huge table, and the fish-people were tied up and thrown aside, looking like they weren't fresh. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
As soon as she got home, Sophia came up diligently to help Wu Ai with his clothes, and brought a towel to help him wipe his face, Sophia is a person who can't hide things, and she probably knows that she has caused trouble to Wu Ai. Jenny saw that everyone had arrived and started to serve, nothing else was seafood today, what scallops, oysters, lobster, sashimi, everything, Jenny was practicing knife skills with Anne these days.
After eating a few flavors, Wu Yi asked, "What the hell is the matter, we were in a hurry to call us back, we originally planned to stay there for one night." Jenny pointed to the fishman who was eating the leaves with the plug and said, "Ask her to pick fresh fish with me today, and she says that she has made a new discovery, and in exchange she wants us to release her." ”
The fishman raised his head and said to Wu Yi, "I feel that as a nobleman, I have the right to redeem myself from you. "I've never seen a nobleman with a leaf between his teeth." The fishman hurriedly covered her mouth with her hand, don't say that such a big fish head is also thanks to her being able to get her own mouth, and it is really convenient for people to have big mouths, and they don't even need toothpicks for toothpicking.
After rinsing his mouth with a washbasin, the fish-man said, "My message is absolutely useful to you, and I hope you will return my freedom." Tang Seng raised his head from his rice bowl and said, "Do you still have the qualifications to bargain?" "If you don't promise me, I'd rather die than give in!" Tang Seng slapped the table and laughed angrily: "Okay! You've got a kind! Lao Tzu still has a pair of shoes that have been worn for a month and have not thrown away, you are blessed! ”
The fishman shuddered, and his face turned green at a speed visible to the naked eye, which showed how lethal Tang Seng was. Jenny couldn't bear to persuade, "Wu Ill, can you give him a chance, how about hearing her news first, it depends on the situation." Although Anne's mother and daughter did not speak, they also looked at themselves with pleading eyes, after all, they are a world, and it is inevitable to see the bad luck of the fellows.
Wu Yi threw away his chopsticks, leaned on a chair, lit a cigarette and said, "Okay, I'll give you a chance, but I want to tell you one thing, I haven't banned your freedom from the beginning, I'm protecting you, my job is to send you back to the original world, if it weren't for that old Wang Bakeng, I wouldn't be too lazy to take a look at you when I met you on the street, don't think I'm fragrant!" ”
The fish-man stood up and stiffened his neck and said, "I have the ability to protect myself, I don't need your protection, if you let me go, I won't run away, I also want to go back to my hometown, when it's time to go home, you can go to that beach and look for me." The turtle came out of Sophia's belly, lay on the dining table, yawned, and said, "As long as your information is useful, we can keep you free-range, but you must promise not to cause us trouble, not to hurt people, and not to be discovered by humans." ”
"Hmph, my message is definitely useful to you, do you remember the dog who sent me the letter, I met him today, and he was in this city." Luo Turtle's mung bean eyes emitted a fine light, and an invisible momentum spread, Wu Yi only felt that his chest was stuffy to death, like a suffocating feeling of being punched in the chest and breathless.
The others are no better, especially Huang Mei seems to be a little unwilling, trying to raise his head and want to fight with Luo Turtle to the end, fortunately, this invisible momentum comes and goes quickly, and Luo Turtle returns to its harmless appearance in a blink of an eye, "Big head!" If you dare to lie to me, the old man will not be made into sashimi! ”
The fishman glanced at Luo Turtle in fear and said, "I swear in the name of my ancestors, if I need to say half a word next, I will not die well!" Jenny said movingly, "The oath in the name of the ancestors is the heaviest oath on our side, and if the oath is violated, the souls of the ancestors will never rest in peace!" Luo Turtle nodded, "Okay, I believe in you, let them send you back to that sea area tomorrow, don't violate my rules, and it doesn't matter how many people die in your world." ”
Everyone began to eat again, but this time it was just eating, there was no sound, and the atmosphere was a dull mess.
After dinner, Wu Yi came to the swing in the backyard, there should have been a flower garden here, but it was changed into a practice venue by Wu Xingyun, and it was flatter than Wang Yan's chest. Luo Turtle crawled slowly from behind, a beautiful heel turned on the swing, Wu Yi sighed, "Sometimes I really can't see what kind of person you are." ”
Luo Gu rolled his little eyes and said, "Lao Tzu is not a human being, I am a god!" Wu Yi shook his head and did not speak. How's that, are you scared of me? Wu said freely, "Yes, I was indeed shocked by you." Luo Gu laughed and said, "Haha, Lao Tzu emphasizes to you every day that I am a god, but you treat me as a pet, and sometimes call me Lao Wang Ba, do you say that you deserve death?" ”
Wu Yi glared at him with white eyes and said, "Yes, you are a god, you are so awesome, don't you still have to beg Lao Tzu, you can take a look at me again!" Luo Turtle instantly wilted, and said depressedly, "Do you know that you are very much like a person?" "If you dare to say that I am like Wu Lao Er, I will fight with you!" Wu Yi gritted his teeth and said. Luo Gu didn't say anything, just quietly looked at the angry Wu Ill.
In the end, Wu was defeated, and said depressedly, "I admit that I am a bit like the old shameless one, but only a little bit, a loss!" "Hahaha! Your shameless appearance is getting more and more like he did when he was younger! Wu looked at Luo Gui with resentment and said, "You're scolding me!" "Hey, hey! Just take me as a compliment to you! "I didn't hear you compliment me!"
"Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you, I want to tell you that things are big, you better prepare for the worst, the next days will definitely not be so leisurely!" Wu Yi shrugged his shoulders and said, "How bad can it be, it's a big deal to finish playing together!" "I've been thinking about a question for the past few days, what kind of purpose did that god come out to make trouble?"
"Did you think about that?" Luo Gu smiled bitterly and said, "No, there is no reason at all, there is no motive at all, God has endless life, and he also has supreme domination, money, power, fame and fortune are not interesting to us at all, why should he go against us!" Wu Bin pouted and said, "What if people feel too bored and want to find some excitement." ”
Luo Turtle vetoed and said, "Ghosts have that idle mind, you should have been able to see from me and Wu Lao Er, God doesn't have a serious person, we just need to eat, drink and have fun every day, if you feel bored, go to sleep, or choose a random passerby to make him unlucky or lucky, anyway, we can have fun with more things, no one will not think of challenging the way of heaven at this time, that is the real death!" ”
"How did Wu Lao Er check it on it?" Luo Gu shook his head and said, "It's not good, it's not convenient for me and him to go up, so I can only ask others to help check, and now I know that there is no way to check it at all, most of the gods have been sent to the stable space of various world nodes, and it will take a while to check them one by one, so let's wait and see." "What are you going to do if it wasn't for God?"
Luo Turtle jumped up as if it had been stepped on by its tail, "Impossible! Whether it's you or Huang Mei, you are all the same in our eyes, you don't have any ability to oppose us at all, absolutely! Wu Yi plucked his deafening ear and said, "You just blow it, you, if you are really an ordinary person, I will see where to put your old face!" ”
Luo Turtle's face turned blue and white for a while, as if he thought of something, and said one by one, "I'm sure he's a god!" "How so?" Luo Gu smiled, "When you didn't come into contact with me and Wu Lao Er, can you imagine that our gods say the same thing, or have you ever thought that there will be shameless people like Wu Lao Er in the gods?" Wu's head shook like a rattle: "No!" The devil knows that God can be so shameless! ”
"Hahaha, these days, by the way, everyone thinks that gods are a group of high-ranking facial paralysis, and they don't even know what we look like, and they know how to interfere with my search with bad luck, so we can conclude that that person must be a god! And a god I'm more familiar with! (To be continued.) )