Jia Xu said as a matter of course: "Rob it!" “

……

Shi Jiabao was shocked, this person's values and outlook on life are very problematic, have the three views exploded to this extent?

Shi Jiabao was sweating profusely and pushed Jia Xu away, walked in front of Li Yuan, and said with a smile: "Donor, the poor monk has a supreme Buddhist skill here, called: Dragon Elephant Prajna Gong!" Every time this exercise is practiced, it will increase the power of a dragon and an elephant, and there is no cap, as long as your son is talented enough, it is practiced into a punch and a broken star, and it is not impossible for the body to cross the void! “

Li Yuan was overjoyed in his heart, but he was a little puzzled and said, "That genius's Northern Spiritual Skill ......"

Jia Xu interjected at the right time: "That one who has too high requirements for talent, your son is so stupid, and he will go mad after practicing too much." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Li Yuan sighed slightly, obviously he himself understood that his youngest son was a fool, but since his son was so stupid, Li Yuan began to worry again: "Wu'er is stupid, this dragon elephant is so powerful and powerful, I'm afraid my son will not be able to ......."

Shi Jiabao laughed, and said with the name of the Buddha: "Amitabha, don't worry, my dragon elephant is the supreme magic of Buddhism, even if it is a stupid person, if you study hard, you can also practice, but there is no shortcut to this martial arts, a point of sweat, a point of merit, the poor monk is now afraid that Ling Lang will not be able to endure hardship!" “

When Li Yuan heard this, he was overjoyed, this is simply a miracle prepared for Li Yuanba! Li Yuanba has a stupid brain and has too much energy, so it is no longer suitable to practice this martial art at that time!

Li Yuan hurriedly bowed his head and thanked him: "Li Yuan has thanked the master, and asked Your Majesty and the master later, Li Yuan will go back to the house and hand over 10,000 taels of gold to His Majesty......"

Shi Jiafeng nodded lightly and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, the donor remembers that there is another thousand taels of gold every month." “

At this time, Li Yuan may have realized that something was wrong, and asked tentatively, "I don't know...... How long does it take for me to learn this miracle before I can achieve a little success......"

After a rough calculation, he made a gesture of three.

Jia Xu said inexplicably: "OK? “

……

Shi Jiabao said helplessly: "It's thirty years!" “

As soon as Shi Jiabao finished speaking, Li Yuan fainted with a 'whoop', 1,000 taels of gold per month, 360,000 taels for 30 years, plus 10,000 taels of apprenticeship fees, this is 370,000 taels of gold.

Remember, it's gold!

If Li Yuan pays this tuition, then he won't want to recruit troops and compete for world domination in the future.

Seeing his father faint on the ground, Li Yuanba cried and couldn't stop shaking Li Yuan: "Dad! Daddy! “

Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao looked at each other, as if they didn't understand why Li Yuan was intimidated by this amount of money.

In fact, whether it is Jia Xu or Shi Jiabao, they have no concept of money at all, over the years, either they don't spend money on eating, or they just cheat to eat and drink, and if they can't cheat, they grab food and drink, hide outside the box and wait for others to finish eating, and rush in to sweep up leftovers or something......

However, the golden-winged Dapeng will be in charge of accounting in Lingshan in the future, and he glanced at Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao with contempt and said: "Five taels of silver can make a family of three eat for a year, and 50,000 taels of gold is enough for him to feed a 10,000-strong army, you really dare to ask for it!" As soon as you open your mouth, it's 370,000 taels? “

Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao were also taken aback, to be honest, people are really willing to give this money, and they can't take it.

Shi Jiabao tentatively asked Jia Xu, "Why don't we take a little less?" “

Jia Xu nodded again and again: "Since five taels of silver can feed a full meal, how about we accept him five taels of silver for a year......

The golden-winged roc looked up to the sky speechlessly and slapped himself in the face, saying that it was too difficult to get along with these two illiterates.

Halfway through Jia Xu's words, Li Yuan, who was originally lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, jumped up all of a sudden, and said with a smile: "Oops! Your Majesty is really too polite, five taels a year is the life of the people, how can your subordinates let Your Majesty's life be so poor? Don't say it, your majesty will give your majesty five hundred taels of silver every month, talk about your heart, your majesty must not be polite to the minister, hahaha......"

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The corners of Jia Xu's mouth twitched a little, feeling that this old thief was pretending to be dead just now, playing a pitiful card!

However, the so-called taking people's money and doing things for others received five hundred taels of silver from Li Yuanchang in cash, and Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao were not too embarrassed to drive people away or raise the price.

After all, everyone is a person with identity in the future, and if someone picks it up in the future, it will not only affect their own image, but the entire organization will be ashamed of themselves.

As a result, the members of this group of petitioners changed from three to four, and rushed towards the western sky, ignoring Li Yuanba's protesting eyes, and the golden-winged Dapeng unceremoniously hung all the large and small pieces on Li Yuanba's body.

But soon, the golden-winged Dapeng children suffered retribution, Jia Xu saw that the golden-winged Dapeng was empty-handed, so he unceremoniously stuffed his big backpack to the golden-winged Dapeng, if it weren't for the reluctance to separate from his little yellow book, it is estimated that he should take the salute of the release of the Jiabao.

The golden-winged Dapeng looked at Li Yuanba, who was pitiful and obviously about to lose his hand, sighed helplessly, and honestly carried the small bag on the road.

Out of the eastern capital of Luoyang, farewell to the prosperity, this is the true face of the troubled times.

The ruins and broken walls are easy to eat.

How tragic is the scene?

Although he has been in troubled times for a long time, Ke Shi Jiabao is still a little unbearable, and said angrily at Jia Xu: "It's all your fault for being a faint king!" ”

Jia Xu said inexplicably: "Xu was laid off after only one day as the emperor, you don't accept this pot!" ”

Shi Jiabao sighed and said, "I'm just saying, do you have any way?" So many people are dying day by day, and the poor monk Xiao Huangshu can't stand it, it's sad......"

Jia Xu said as a matter of course: "Didn't you say that the Buddha loves the world, let's go to the West Heaven now, let the Buddha solve these things, isn't it for the gods to let him work, this is delicious and fat like a stupid bi, and I am not happy to see it!" ”

Shi Jiabao wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said with a dry smile: "He also has his own jurisdiction, how many people in Tianzhu can't eat now......

Jia Xu said indignantly: "So you say, what's the use of the common people offering to these gods and Buddhas? A bunch of dry eaters! ”

Shi Jiabao was a little embarrassed by Jia Xu's squeeze, and had no choice but to raise his hand and surrender: "Okay, okay, the poor monk agreed to go to Heaven with you to make trouble and petition, okay?" At the right time, the poor monk is willing to serve as a pioneer for the national teacher! ”

Jia Xu nodded with satisfaction and said: "It's still the old bald donkey who is conscious, not like the one who has no hair on his mouth, except for eating, he can only eat!" ”

The golden-winged Dapeng and Li Yuanba were inexplicably lying down, and they winked at Jia Xu very stupidly and innocently.

Not long after leaving, Shi Jiabao took the three of them to the Luohe Wharf.

Jia Xu looked at the sailors and coolies who came and went in Luohe, and bags and boxes of goods were constantly moving towards many ships, and said with emotion: "During the Three Kingdoms period, the beauty here was beautiful, but there was a lack of popularity, and now the Luohe River is still there, I don't know where Luoshen is?" ”

Seeing that Jia Xu seemed to be interested and wanted to recite two poems, Shi Jiabao hurriedly interrupted: "National teacher, don't be stunned, hurry up and find a boat to go to the beach, let's sneak up on it, otherwise we will have to wait for tomorrow when the ship leaves!" ”

Jia Xu was very unhappy when he was disturbed by Yaxing, but then he was stunned, and asked a little strangely: "Jia Bao, aren't we going to Xitian, these boats are going east, are you mistaken?" ”

Shi Jiabao shook his head and said: "The poor monk knows that they are all going east, originally we were going to the sea and Tianzhu by water. ”

Jia Xu said curiously: "Don't you know how to go by land?" ”

Before Shi Jiabao could speak, the golden-winged Dapeng on the side explained: "If you go directly to the west, you will not only have to pass through the war-torn area, but also pass through the Turks, and pass through the savage forest. ”

"Huh?"

When Jia Xu heard this, it turned out that it was so troublesome to go to Xitian, and he suddenly didn't want to go: "So far?" I thought I could get there as long as I walked for two or three days...... Otherwise, forget it, Xu won't bother to go to Heaven to make trouble......"

Shi Jiabao and Golden-winged Dapeng heard it full of black lines, and they knew that Jia Xu was casual enough, but they didn't expect him to be so casual.

"No way!"

Shi Jiabao was furious, and grabbed Jia Xu's collar and shouted: "The poor monk made a lot of determination to accompany you to the heavenly court for a time, and now you are actually cowardly?" Poor monks don't care, today you have to go, if you don't go, you have to go! ”

Jia Xu may have been frightened by the fierce appearance of Shi Jiabao, and nodded again and again to show that he compromised, and shook his fist as big as a casserole by the way.

Shi Jiabao was startled, quickly let go, took two steps back, and said vigilantly: "What do you want to do?" ”

Jia Xu smiled coldly and said, "Find a boat!" …… Also, next time you dare to be disrespectful to the widow, beware of the widow castrating you again! ”

Shi Jiabao said inexplicably: "Again? When was the poor monk castrated? ”

The Golden-winged Dapeng asked with curiosity on his face, "Eunuch...... What does that mean? ”

Li Yuanba's little kid also hid behind the golden-winged Dapeng, looking at Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao expectantly.

After Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao kicked the two little children down with one kick, Jia Xu asked strangely: "Aren't you monks to be purified first...... Misremembered? ”

Shi Jiabao said with black lines on his head: "That's the father-in-law you said!" ”

Jia Xu waved his hand indifferently and said, "Isn't it the same?" ”

Shi Jiabao thought about it carefully, and just wanted to refute it, but sadly found that there was indeed no difference between a monk and a eunuch......