Original spoof of The Evolution of War
In the 21st century, mankind has gradually entered a new era, but strife has not disappeared.
This is the Middle East, in fact, where ethnic strife is most complicated.
"Run!"
A soldier was running on the road with two eye-catching stabs on his right leg and a slash on his left hand, but the severe injuries did not stop him from moving forward.
Because he is a defeated soldier, he is one of dozens of defeated soldiers.
The dog-legged saber, which had taken the lives of dozens of enemies, was lost without knowing where it was, leaving only an empty hilt hanging from his waist and making a series of clanging sounds.
"Help me."
One soldier fell, holding out his hands longingly, but his partners on either side paid no attention to him.
It's not that they don't have compassion, it's that they're too terrible to face the enemy.
Behind him, a tank corps is kicking up a cloud of smoke and dust, bringing the consciousness of death.
The low laughter of the Grim Reaper could be seen on the heads of the collapsed defeated soldiers.
It is a truth of the world that if you fall behind, you will be beaten.
and unequal combat power doomed this asymmetrical massacre.
Ahead, however, there is no cover in the wild, which will be a new Shura field.
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"Report to the sir, the enemy has entered our trap..."
News came from the front.
"Very well, the action begins."
A sinister smile appeared on the general's face.
Thousands of magnetic mines were detonated together, and all the tracks of the enemy's tanks were blown up and they could not move.
"Hahaha, this is the latest magnetic mine developed by our army, which is aimed at all kinds of tracks."
The general laughed heartily, and his white beard curled up one after another.
"Now give me the order, infantry, the whole army to attack."
The crowd of black pressure was used against his own tank formation, and the captain was full of worries.
"Major, what should I do?"
"It's okay! Let them come. ”
The major's voice was full of confidence.
One-step, two-step, three-step...
"Alright, now is it, the whole army begins to attack."
With the colonel's order, the tankmen pressed the panic button next to the console in unison.
・・・・・・
"What! Annihilated? ”
The general's hand could barely hold the phone, and he felt his heart twitching, "Broadcast studio, transfer me to the front line immediately." ”
"What is this?"
In the display, the paralyzed tanks have disappeared, replaced by strange robots that exude a dark green metallic sheen.
"You're too far behind!"
Suddenly, the smug voice of the enemy colonel was heard on the radio.
"While you are still in the stage of primitive weapons of war, our army has completed preparations for the march to Gundam."
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"Falling behind?"
The general suddenly smiled inscrutablely, and the fingertips of his right hand pulsed briskly on the exercise table.
"It's too early!"
"Hmm."
The Major suddenly felt that something was wrong.
The next moment, a flash of light flashed in front of his eyes.
"Report to the general, the destruction of the enemy command is complete."
The screen in the upper right corner suddenly showed a young face, and his face showed the paleness of overexertion in the heavy space suit.
"Thank you for your hard work, after you come back from the universe next week, the division will hold a celebration banquet for you."
"Thank you, sir!"
A short word, the end of the mission report.
"Haven't you heard the saying that the trump card is always activated at the end?"
The general picked up his beloved old smoking gun,
"Whew"~
The white smoke ring slowly rises and finally turns into a thick fog.
[When people are old, they always like to recall the past! 】
The old general buried his body in a wicker chair and slowly remembered the long past.
[Compared with the pathetic you who are bound by the gravity of the earth, our goal is the sea of stars! 】
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Got a holiday? GOODJOB”
The operator twisted his neck, which had been stiff for a long time.
"Wait, it's going to be at least a week."
The captain's pampering fur touched his helmet.
"Oh, but life at the space station is boring."
"Huh? What's that?"
The anomaly in the surveillance footage suddenly sensitized him.
"Spaceship?"
Hurry up and contact the command, the captain decisively ordered.
"No, no, the radio waves are interfered with, there is no way to do it!"
The operator's face was red-faced.
At this moment, the sound of mechanical synthesis suddenly sounded in the narrow space station.
"Stupid earthlings ~ our zenith people who came all the way to rule you..."
"Earth has been invaded by aliens...
The captain's mind went blank.
"International conventions, absolutely no compromise with terrorists."
"Stupid earthlings, you don't know the greatness of the Zenith at all, and the technology you are proud of is as small as a scum in the face of the great power of the Zenith."
"Since you don't understand what humility is, as a high Zenith, it is necessary to guide you,"
The Zenith had a whim, "By the way, let's destroy one of your cities as a congratulatory gift for the arrival of the Zenith!" ”
The photon cannon at the bottom of the spaceship begins to charge.
"No, stop~"
As if echoing the captain's shout, the bizarre spaceship was hit by an unknown foreign force and turned into brilliant fireworks outside the atmosphere.
"Captain, you're too powerful, aren't you?"
The operator said adoringly.
"Stop, it's none of me."
The captain quickly cleared up the relationship.
"So what's going on?"
The two looked at each other, not knowing why.
"Let me explain!"
It was a strange voice that I had never heard before, but compared to the haughty and arrogant tone of the Zenith before, this voice was much kinder.
"Your planet is being targeted by the Zenith."
"Who are you? Where are you? ”
The captain forced himself to calm down.
"I've always been there for you, huh? Can't you see it? It's just a nuisance."
The voice was full of distress.
"By the way, let's go to the window, yes, this is it..."
Under the guidance of the voice, the two finally met the owner of this strange voice through the glass window of the cosmic war.
A tall body, a majestic red stripe, and a colorful timer on the chest.
"Hello~"
The giant's oval-shaped eyes convey a lot of kindness...