Chapter 112: You mean to fight
Since that day Wu Yi and his party performed on the street, there were many more people around the manor they robbed, and they were roughly divided into two groups, one group of people came to learn kung fu, the question is who has the spare time? Tang Seng said very reasonably, "Why teach them, and come back to beat us after the church?" Let's go home and play with your mother! "It's not good, but it's reasonable. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
As for the other group of people, their identities are unknown for the time being, but they all know that they are all playing card faces, uniform clothes, black clothes and black sunglasses, Wu Yi really wants to see if their underwear is also black. Due to the boredom of being idle lately, our Yellow Charm Queen began to tease the group of pretending criminals outside.
The god of drought, the temperature of the control point is still very simple, so the group of black-clothed people outside are swaying around in the heat of nearly forty degrees, all of them with yellow faces and thin eyes, and they may go into shock at any time.
Tang Seng was lying on the ground, with Erlang's legs crossed, and a cup of oolong tea in his hand, his expression looked very excited. "Hahaha! Look at it! Another **** has fallen hey! Let you wander around blindly every day, and heat you bastards! Wu was bored lying on Sophia's lap and enjoying a massage, and when he saw Tang Seng jumping and jumping, he said, "Old Tang, aren't you a monk, don't you have a little compassion when you see them so pitiful?" ”
"Compassion is for people, the king of the earth Bodhisattva said that I don't go to hell, who goes to hell, I think it should be understood that if you kill someone, you will go to hell, in this case, I will kill all the wicked people so that the good people can enjoy the blessings, and I am the only one who will suffer in hell." This monk can't be crazy, right? But what he said seemed to mean a little bit.
At this time, Junichiro Bantian bent over and said, "There is a group of people outside who want to meet everyone, and they say that they are from the country. "Junichiro Sakata doesn't dare to compete with the country in Ushicha, but there is really no one in the room here who is afraid of people and non-humans. Before Wu Xingyun could speak, Tang Seng jumped to his feet and said, "Let them get out, save them from worrying, right, Huang Mei?" ”
It's a pity that he doesn't want to be a eunuch! Huang Mei just spent a little bit of a lot of money heating up outside, and now she was returning to the blue, when she heard Tang Seng calling herself, she agreed in a daze. As long as there is the support of the queen, he is not afraid to break the sky, Tang Seng crossed his waist and said loudly, "Hurry up and blast them all away, it will be too late to leave, and it is not easy to divide the ashes together!" ”
"Oh? I'd like to see how you burned us to ashes! "This person who looks like he has an identity, don't you see that people have cards around their necks, and there are a few minions behind them, and there is not even a sign, it must be a minion. Wu Yi thought that he was the leader among the people, and patted Tang Seng and waved him to go behind. Tang Seng was confused and said, "What are you doing?" "How did this bald man hook up with Li Shimin with such a blind look?" This is a conversation between our leaders, what are you doing with your team? ”
Pushing Tang Seng away, he said arrogantly: "That's what Lao Tzu said, how can you drop it!" "Eighth? What is the meaning? The one asked with a confused face. finally pretended to be a b and met an ignorant Wu Ill, who was annoyed and angry, pointed at him, "I'm going to Nima!" Go back and change to someone who is good at Chinese! I didn't expect this kid to be stunned for a moment, and he really stood behind obediently.
A mustache came out and said, "Contemptible tanuki, it's their captain, the wild fox he just lost his faux pas in the internship, I apologize for him, I'm sorry!" "Wu Yi's face now feels like he has touched chili sauce, hot from the inside out." Feelings, you're just an intern? Are all interns in your country so cross-lined? If your captain doesn't speak, you will go up, do you want to usurp the throne? ”
Wu Yi is mainly angry, just now he said that this was a high-level conversation, but now it has become a joke, and he has made himself and the intern a level, and he is naked and slapped in the face! "Who says interns can't talk anymore?" The young man named Wild Fox muttered. Wu Yi threw the hedgehog out, "Do you dare to talk back?" Huang Mei don't sleep, get up and bake them to eight medium cooked! ”
Kane said, "Isn't it too old to be eight medium-ripe?" "Get out of the way, can I grind my teeth?" The hedgehog was thrown by Wu Yi to the young man named Wild Fox, but he didn't hide or block, but took off his glasses and wiped them repeatedly. "Let you pretend! I can't kill you! Something strange happened, and the hedgehog that was going straight forward suddenly stopped moving, just standing still in mid-air.
Wu Yi suspected that this hedgehog was a monster, but he didn't expect it to fly. "Hey, don't play around there by yourself, go up and stab that kid to death!" The wild fox sneered, "It's under my control now, what do you want him to do?" Such? The hedgehog began to circle around the wild fox, still going up and down in waves, and this kid was not an ordinary person after a long time.
As soon as Wu Yi was about to copy the guy, he smelled a foul smell, the kind that drilled straight into his brain! "Who did that!?" Since Wu Ill's sense of smell has become extraordinarily sensitive, anyone in his family who wants to fart must go to the toilet, otherwise Wu Ill will definitely go crazy, and there is such a disadvantage in having a good nose. Everyone in the family took a step back, and even Huang Mei crawled back to show that it was not him, and the crazy Wu disease was no different from a mad dog.
"Gross!" The murderer has finally been found, and it is the hedgehog! It seemed that he was stunned, and the wild fox could control his limbs but not his chrysanthemum, so the hedgehog gave him a breath of fairy air. His face was all blackened, Wu Yi was very grateful to him, just now the wild fox happened to take a big breath, and most of the stinky fart essence was absorbed by him, otherwise he would have vomited worse than him.
"Wild fox, stand down!" The mustache seemed to have a lot of power, and the wild fox who couldn't stand up straight as soon as he said it crawled back to the side and continued to vomit, while the hedgehog staggered back to Wu Xingyun's side. "Wu Illjun, I know that you are Chinese, and I know that you are not ordinary people, we celebrities do not say secret words, what is the purpose of your coming to our country?" The mustache's words seemed to have a kind of magic, and Wu was about to say it in a daze.
"Wake up!" Tang Seng's loud shout made Wu Yi completely rejuvenate, and he looked at the mustache with an unkind face. "It's just a little trick, I hope you don't mind, Wu Aijun." As he spoke, he picked up the oranges on the table and was about to eat them, but he didn't expect the oranges to explode before the peel was pulled, the good white shirt bloomed, and there was a ball of Chinese characters "Come and don't be rude!" "No need to ask, that's what Sophia did.
"Hehe, Wu Aijun is really hospitable, it seems that I have to find someone to frame this shirt." Wu Yi looked at the group of customers behind him, he didn't seem to be afraid of anyone at all, even if he faced a country, there was nothing to be afraid of, especially such an island country surrounded by the sea, if Sophia launched a tsunami, or the majestic Mount Fuji caused by Huang Mei, it would definitely be interesting?
Wu Yi stretched out a finger and said, "One minute, I'll give you one minute to say what you mean, and if you don't leave after a minute, I will forcibly send off the guests, and don't say that I, the landlord, am not well entertained at that time!" The mustache said depressedly, "Didn't we just say it, we just want to know your intentions." "Mommy forgot about it in a hurry.
The superficial work still has to be done, Wu Yi spread his hands and said, "Do you believe me when I said that we are here to travel?" "Hehe, Wu Aijun is really joking, I have never seen such a large group of experts traveling in a group, as far as I know, your prime minister doesn't have such a big pomp and circumstance, right?" Wu Yi ate the oranges peeled by Sophia and said, "I'll be honest with you, believe it or not, it's your own business, now get out of here, I didn't plan to keep you for dinner." ”
Sophia's choice of orange is sweet, let's eat another one.
The mustache put away his smile and said seriously, "If you don't explain your intentions, we have the right to deport you, Wu Aijun don't make it difficult for us!" Wu Yi ate oranges and said vaguely, "You mean to fight?" The two sides were at a stalemate, the mustache side was so nervous that even the air seemed to freeze, while Wu Ill's side was more like a vegetable market, all of them were staggering like no bones.
"In that case, don't blame us for being rude!" After the mustache finished speaking, he began to undress, his buttocks twisted extremely coquettishly, and a strange moan came out of his mouth. "Quick, come and take this demon!"