"My Boyfriend Runs a Sex Shop" At first I thought I was cool, but who knew I was miserable

There is an author in the author group who eats, drinks and consumes every day, and also says that his monthly salary is 80 million.

When I asked him what he was doing, he smiled every time.

It wasn't until one day that I got him on and found out that he was running a sex shop, and at first I thought I was cool, but who knew I was miserable.

"Boyfriend is the sky, the earth is the air" asks how to get a boyfriend every day?

My boyfriend is tolerant of all rivers, tolerant and big, and it is the sky, the earth and the air.

How do you love your boyfriend? How do you touch a boyfriend? How to get on a boyfriend?

It's so difficult, I'm dying, and my hair is gray!

This is a story of a fox spirit who never becomes an immortal, so he scolds God for not having long eyes, and he has been unlucky since then.

Drinking water and stuffing his teeth, walking and falling on his heels, and from time to time there was a magnetic laughter of men and women laughing at him for being stupid.

Heavenly Dao, "I am everywhere." ”

The vixen, "It's just too big to be in the day." ”

It is said that dragons are naturally lewd, and foxes are not bad, and they are still in the air every day, but what if the sun is not enough?

"Boyfriend is a lighthouse jellyfish" Can I reach out two more hands and touch you?

You must not have looked closely at the lighthouse jellyfish, they can't eat, they can't play, they are small and transparent, and they are at best ornamental toys, so you must not know that they are probably the only animals in the world that live forever.

The cycle repeats itself through the stages of youth and maturity, and the myth of immortality is embodied in it.

It also has a god-defying ability, a severed limb that is reborn, and if you cut it open, it will become two in twenty-four hours.

When emotional, "Can I kiss you?" ”

"Yes."

"Can I reach out and touch you with two more hands?"

"Huh??" Stretch out two more hands, what the hell?

"What should I do if my boyfriend's personality is always swollen", and later I learned that he had three heads

My boyfriend is very good, but my personality is always changing, what should I do if I can't handle it?

For example, three practices for the same thing.

Gentle and considerate, "On such a cold day, wear so little, my clothes are for you." ”

Romantic, "I'm cold too, so let's hug each other!" ”

Tsundere awkward, "Stupid, I still wear so little on such a cold day, say a few nice words, my clothes are barely for you." ”

Knowing the truth, my tears fell, and my boyfriend actually had three heads!? Can't be better (╯_╰)

…………………… The above belongs to the boyfriend series........................

"Peppermint grass becomes fine, the cat is tricked"

Cats are in heat as soon as they come across mint grass.

Peppermint grass is the kind of demon who comes to bed as soon as she gets into bed, "What should I do if my chest is so stuffy and I can't breathe?" ”

The cat looked distressed, "Forget it, go to me." ”

Mint grass gritted her teeth, "It's okay, it's better to go to me, I'll hold on." ”

"No, you're so uncomfortable, me."

So happily got on it.

"......" seems to be wrong?

The mint grass tentacles pretend to be weak, and the cat is soft and cute

……………………… Cute little animal series...........................

"What should I do if the laptop is swollen"

Wu Qun's computer is getting slower and slower, it takes a long time to download a game, he kicks it when he gets angry, and the download is even slower, the slower he gets, the more angry he gets, and he kicks again, who knows it's even slower.

He kicked a total of five kicks, and all five kicks slowed down, which is not normal, "Could it be that the computer has become fine?" ”

He looked at the problem from a different angle, "You are so handsome on the computer!" ”

The computer immediately became faster.

"You're just beautiful."

Computers are getting faster and faster.

"You're cool."

The progress bar on your computer is flying fast.

"What kind of me do you like?"

"I like things that don't have to be the same."

So the robot spreads every day

…………………………………………

What did you do to my body behind my back?

Born in the future, Yuanyang is under a lot of pressure, especially recently, his body organs suddenly become disobedient.

"Eyes-kun, please, don't look at other people's thighs, and your butts won't work."

"Shoujun, be honest, you've already masturbated three times today, and you're going to die if you masturbate again."

"What? Don't join in the fun, what does it matter to you when people take a bath? (⊙﹏⊙)o”

One day, the youngest and handsome prince of the empire was walking on the street, and suddenly froze, "Just ...... I was touched on the ass? ”

(1) The Lord receives the Lord and the Lord receives the Lord, and it is important to say it three times

(2) The great prince looks like a man in front of him, and he is dressed like a beast in the back

(3) When the pig's feet are uncontrolled, they are very awesome and handsome

(4) Strong, different from the inside and the outside, double clean, mutual favor, cute, silly and sweet, double perspective

The author of "All Men, Women and Children Like Me" is full of flowers

The title of the article is correct to enter the posture "All men, women and children like it, go to me" aka "Today's underwear is one less pair"

Copy:

Relive a life, I'm a math teacher and a class teacher, and a strange thing happened in the school recently, and the people around me, both men and women, fell in love with me, which is not scientific.

The child wants to kiss me, the man wants to touch me, and the woman still wants to me?

Grass, can't be better! It's okay once or twice, I'm a little scared like this, beg for an explanation!

In fact, this is a bad boy ability to control other people's bodies, and when the bad boy grows up, he is an elegant scholar who holds financial power during the day, and at night he is a man who does ♂ bad things as a passerby.

Housekeeping table: five cents for washing dishes, one for mopping the floor, five yuan for 100 points, and ten yuan for masturbating.

Dongfang Ze, "In order to make money as soon as possible, please ask the teacher to give two more handfuls." ”

Lin Xuan: "......"

1P1, double clean, mutual favor, cultivation, under the year, small attack housework all-round, good money-maker, the main receiving, the father is not abused.

"All the Furniture and Dead Things Want to Molest Me"

I'm a popular star and singer, and recently I encountered a strange thing at home, and the furniture moved on its own for no reason.

The curtain wants to touch me, the teapot wants to kiss me, the quilt still wants to be on me, damn, it can't be good o(⊙_⊙)o

What to do? I'm panicking and don't dare to sleep Timber has o(=-=)o

Ask everyone if anything similar is happening, online, etc., urgently!

It's actually a foolish ability that can be attached to dead things.

The idiot is a famous iceberg general during the day, and a man who secretly rubs and peeps at night.

He also has a small hobby, he likes to listen to songs and chase stars, and he is the kind of person who can put on a thousand vests for his favorite stars.

………………… The above three brain holes belong to a series.....................

"The villains I wrote to death have been reborn"

I am the author of Jinjiang Literature Network, and I am the best at writing all kinds of neurotic and abusive essays, abusing the body and mind, and finally I must die to be considered complete.

As a result, there is no doubt that my characters are all blackened, and all kinds of snake spirit diseases, crazy crazy, stupid stupid.

Of course, they were all written to death by me in the end, but how did they all come back to life? And everyone comes with a Jinjiang rebirth system, and I also brought one, what if they find me through the system? Online and more!

1P1, don't be scared by so many reborns, they are not attacking, attacking is a villain, giving birth to buns, and the system is reborn through books

…………………… The above is the text in the series........................

"As an elixir, someone always wants to eat me"

As an elixir, I am under a lot of pressure, and when others smell me, I can live a long life.

Drink a mouthful of my blood, and you will become an immortal and become holy.

The aroma of urine bubbles and urine can go around the fairy world three times, and you can masturbate it...... What comes out is the essence.

Reading suggestions:

(1), Xian Danjun was raised as a girl when he was a child because he didn't grow Dingding, not a mother

(2), I don't write meat in the long form, so I don't divide the attack and acceptance, you must ask me, I will say the main attack, the elixir attack

(3), because he is too young at the beginning to avoid being naïve, I will write from the perspective of a master

(4), strong and strong, double clean, mutual favor, women's clothing, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, sweet, cute, the master is under the year, at present, these are the things, I want to fill it again

…………………… That's it for the finished article........................

I believe some friends have seen that all the brain holes are mine, all of them are mine, they are all mine, I am the flower of the flower, the flower of the flower.

My style should be obvious, right?

It's easy to recognize, it's basically this kind of thing, some have already been opened, and some are just copywriting, you can go to my column and flip through it.

I don't have the cheekiness to push some of the poorly written, so you can rest assured that the quality is guaranteed.

The pre-received text can be collected first.,Later, when the article is opened, you can find it in the favorites.。

There are a lot of pre-received articles recommended above.,Some of the brain holes I think are good.,I can write.,But there are too many brain holes to put down the column.,So I didn't publish it.,I just gave you a preview of it.,Hahahahaha,This treatment is good, right?

It's about ten recommended.,If five of them accidentally hit your cute point.,It must not be a coincidence.,It means that we're like-minded.,You can talk about it.,So collect me in a slippery way.。

It's that column collection.,Referred to as collection.,I'll notify you of the new article system in the future.。

To be honest, it can be said that one article can poke your cute point, which can be said to be a coincidence, five articles at once, do you really not think you are true love?

Since it's true love, be conscious, collect, leave a message, and love me.

How deep is your hidden spiciness, how do I know that you are true love?

Okay, okay, teach you guys how to hook up with me.

Of course I'm very good at talking.,Those few who often bubble.,Chapter and chapter messages are actually in my heart.。

If there is a long review, it must be more impressive, well, no, I still love you.

You can also join the group to hook up with me, today the editor asked me if I could do six thousand a day, if I can, give me a good list, I accidentally pretended to be a force, saying that I can.

So in the future, some of them will definitely be busy, and men, women, and children can't take care of it, and they have already locked the text.

But I still often watch it in the group.,I generally like to flip through the chat history.,Until I said something last sentence.,That is to say, basically every message is read.,You who say bad things about me are finished.,I remember it in my heart.(╯‵□′)╯(┴─┴

If you have Weibo, you can also add me to Weibo.,There's a link to the column.,But don't play much.,Occasionally come up to take a look.,It's still very exciting to find that someone hooked up.。

Push a push group, too one case of ten thousand sleeps, ten thousand sleeps, ten thousand sleeps, 164427985

In the end, I'm still a little transparent, very easy to hook up, soft and cute, I will fall down when I push it, and I will hit your chest, although the chest is too small to live the scene, but I can't stand my consciousness.

So if you want to hook up, you must hook up while I'm still a little transparent, and when I become a transparent pink in the future, pink, there are so many people who love me when the time comes, you don't bubble or leave a message, and you don't hook up with me, how do I know who you are?

The last time I said this, I only received 500, and in just a few months, I will receive almost 1,000, so my potential is still very large.

Invest as soon as possible, love me and love me more, and if you come, you will not refuse, and you will throw yourself into my arms.

If there is a cold one, then stand still, and I will throw myself into your arms.

Hahaha (ω) hiahiahia

This article was first published on the original network, and the others are all pirated and pirated, and the important thing is said three times. Love me, please see the genuine version, Mo Mo Da.

………………… The following repeats...........................

"Boyfriend is the sky, the earth is the air" asks the boyfriend on the day?

My boyfriend is tolerant of all rivers, tolerant and big, and it is the sky, the earth and the air.

How do you love your boyfriend? How do you touch a boyfriend? How to get on a boyfriend?

It's so difficult, I'm dying, and my hair is gray!

This is a story of a fox spirit who never becomes an immortal, so he scolds God for not having long eyes, and he has been unlucky since then.

Drinking water and stuffing his teeth, walking and falling on his heels, and from time to time there was a magnetic laughter of men and women laughing at him for being stupid.

Heavenly Dao, "I am everywhere." ”

The vixen, "It's just too big to be in the day." ”

It is said that dragons are naturally lewd, and foxes are not bad, and they are still in the air every day, but what if the sun is not enough?

"Boyfriend is a lighthouse jellyfish" Can I reach out two more hands and touch you?

You must not have looked closely at the lighthouse jellyfish, they can't eat, they can't play, they are small and transparent, and they are at best ornamental toys, so you must not know that they are probably the only animals in the world that live forever.

The cycle repeats itself through the stages of youth and maturity, and the myth of immortality is embodied in it.

It also has a god-defying ability, a severed limb that is reborn, and if you cut it open, it will become two in twenty-four hours.

When emotional, "Can I kiss you?" ”

"Yes."

"Can I reach out and touch you with two more hands?"

"Huh?" Stretch out two more hands, what the hell?

"My boyfriend runs a sex shop"

There is an author in the author group who eats, drinks and consumes every day, and also says that his monthly salary is 80 million.

When I asked him what he was doing, he smiled every time.

It wasn't until one day that I got him on and found out that he was running a sex shop, and at first I thought I was cool, but who knew I was miserable.

"What should I do if my boyfriend's personality is always swollen", and later I learned that he had three heads

My boyfriend is very good, but my personality is always changing, what should I do if I can't handle it?

For example, three practices for the same thing.

Gentle and considerate, "On such a cold day, wear so little, my clothes are for you." ”

Romantic, "I'm cold too, so let's hug each other!" ”

Tsundere awkward, "Stupid, I still wear so little on such a cold day, say a few nice words, my clothes are barely for you." ”

Knowing the truth, my tears fell, and my boyfriend actually had three heads!? Can't be better (╯_╰)

…………………… The above belongs to the boyfriend series........................

"Peppermint grass becomes fine, the cat is tricked"

Cats are in heat as soon as they come across mint grass.

Peppermint grass is the kind of demon who comes to bed as soon as she gets into bed, "What should I do if my chest is so stuffy and I can't breathe?" ”

The cat looked distressed, "Forget it, go to me." ”

Mint grass gritted her teeth, "It's okay, it's better to go to me, I'll hold on." ”

"No, you're so uncomfortable, me."

So happily got on it.

"......" seems to be wrong?

The mint grass tentacles pretend to be weak, and the cat is soft and cute

……………………… Cute little animal series...........................

"What should I do if the laptop is swollen"

Wu Qun's computer is getting slower and slower, it takes a long time to download a game, he kicks it when he gets angry, and the download is even slower, the slower he gets, the more angry he gets, and he kicks again, who knows it's even slower.

He kicked a total of five kicks, and all five kicks slowed down, which is not normal, "Could it be that the computer has become fine?" ”

He looked at the problem from a different angle, "You are so handsome on the computer!" ”

The computer immediately became faster.

"You're just beautiful."

Computers are getting faster and faster.

"You're cool."

The progress bar on your computer is flying fast.

"What kind of me do you like?"

"I like things that don't have to be the same."

So the robot spreads every day

…………………………………………

What did you do to my body behind my back?

Born in the future, Yuanyang is under a lot of pressure, especially recently, his body organs suddenly become disobedient.

"Eyes-kun, please, don't look at other people's thighs, and your butts won't work."

"Shoujun, be honest, you've already masturbated three times today, and you're going to die if you masturbate again."

"What? Don't join in the fun, what does it matter to you when people take a bath? (⊙﹏⊙)o”

One day, the youngest and handsome prince of the empire was walking on the street, and suddenly froze, "Just ...... I was touched on the ass? ”

(1) The Lord receives the Lord and the Lord receives the Lord, and it is important to say it three times

(2) The great prince looks like a man in front of him, and he is dressed like a beast in the back

(3) When the pig's feet are uncontrolled, they are very awesome and handsome

(4) Strong, different from the inside and the outside, double clean, mutual favor, cute, silly and sweet, double perspective

The author of "All Men, Women and Children Like Me" is full of flowers

The title of the article is correct to enter the posture "All men, women and children like it, go to me" aka "Today's underwear is one less pair"

Copy:

Relive a life, I'm a math teacher and a class teacher, and a strange thing happened in the school recently, and the people around me, both men and women, fell in love with me, which is not scientific.

The child wants to kiss me, the man wants to touch me, and the woman still wants to me?

Grass, can't be better! It's okay once or twice, I'm a little scared like this, beg for an explanation!

In fact, this is a bad boy ability to control other people's bodies, and when the bad boy grows up, he is an elegant scholar who holds financial power during the day, and at night he is a man who does ♂ bad things as a passerby.

Housekeeping table: five cents for washing dishes, one for mopping the floor, five yuan for 100 points, and ten yuan for masturbating.

Dongfang Ze, "In order to make money as soon as possible, please ask the teacher to give two more handfuls." ”

Lin Xuan: "......"

1P1, double clean, mutual favor, cultivation, under the year, small attack housework all-round, good money-maker, the main receiving, the father is not abused.

"All the Furniture and Dead Things Want to Molest Me"

I'm a popular star and singer, and recently I encountered a strange thing at home, and the furniture moved on its own for no reason.

The curtain wants to touch me, the teapot wants to kiss me, the quilt still wants to be on me, damn, it can't be good o(⊙_⊙)o

What to do? I'm panicking and don't dare to sleep Timber has o(=-=)o

Ask everyone if anything similar is happening, online, etc., urgently!

It's actually a foolish ability that can be attached to dead things.

The idiot is a famous iceberg general during the day, and a man who secretly rubs and peeps at night.

He also has a small hobby, he likes to listen to songs and chase stars, and he is the kind of person who can put on a thousand vests for his favorite stars.

………………… The above three brain holes belong to a series.....................

"The villains I wrote to death have been reborn"

I am the author of Jinjiang Literature Network, and I am the best at writing all kinds of neurotic and abusive essays, abusing the body and mind, and finally I must die to be considered complete.

As a result, there is no doubt that my characters are all blackened, and all kinds of snake spirit diseases, crazy crazy, stupid stupid.

Of course, they were all written to death by me in the end, but how did they all come back to life? And everyone comes with a Jinjiang rebirth system, and I also brought one, what if they find me through the system? Online and more!

1P1, don't be scared by so many reborns, they are not attacking, attacking is a villain, giving birth to buns, and the system is reborn through books

…………………… The above is the text in the series........................

"As an elixir, someone always wants to eat me"

As an elixir, I am under a lot of pressure, and when others smell me, I can live a long life.

Drink a mouthful of my blood, and you will become an immortal and become holy.

The aroma of urine bubbles and urine can go around the fairy world three times, and you can masturbate it...... What comes out is the essence.

Reading suggestions:

Strong, Shuangjie, mutual favor, women's clothing, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, sweet, cute, the master's year, that's all for now, think of it and fill it in