Chapter 117: Let's Dine Together

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"I said, do you mean people, or songs?"

"Hehe, both. Both of them are also boutiques. Li Hao Yang was talking, his eyes scanning back and forth between Xu Canhao and Jun Ji.

"Oh, that's harsh no matter how you hear it. Then again, it's going to be a contest between you producers. Xu Canhao bowed his head and motioned to the two people at the front table, the e-tribe.

"Don't worry. Don't we have you on our side, and we're also a (producer) group. Li Laohu smiled and put his arm on Xu Canhao's shoulder. Think, 'Even if you lose, you're responsible.'" That's his riposte.

"Hah, I'm... You mean, if you win you have credit. I lost, and that's because of my song. Can it be understood in this way? Xu Canhao raised his eyebrows and asked angrily.

Li Haoyang listened to it and looked at Canhao and smiled, but he didn't answer or say anything, and his expression had clearly told others: Xu Canhao, you are so smart.

"Look, look at Brother Mingxiu! Hehe, I must have completely forgotten about the dance and lyrics, I was so nervous, obviously. Joon-gi kept staring at the stage, looking at the stiff expression of the Park Demon on the upper movements, he was completely happy, and he patted his teammates hard to share this feeling with the two.

"Oh, yes. But this lip-synching technique is good, and he is worthy of being a stage senior, and he is very experienced. Li Laohu only glanced at Park Myung-so twice, and then shifted his attention to Jung so-yeon, who was like a cute elf on the stage, just like most others, more optimistic about the expressive and charming girl.

Xu Canhao, who was standing not far from the stage with his teammates and waiting for the plane, was still holding a dictionary in his hand, with many strings of words under color notes, some newly added at the scene, and some previously written down in the recording room. But now his mind is not on this, but wondering if the song "Cold Noodles" is tailor-made for Jessica by the E-tribes, thinking that he will have to ask later, which is really curious, because some of the lyrics describe the "cold noodles" girl on weekdays.

At this moment, there is still an enthusiastic audience standing in front of the three people, humming and dancing vigorously with the singer on the stage, that is Liu Grasshopper: "... Chewy, really chewy, cold noodles, cold noodles... I still love you like this. ”

"Ah~ It's toxic, the lyrics are simple and repetitive, the melody is good, and I feel like it's going to be our rival." Joon-gi looked at the stage for a while, then looked at the situation of the audience, and said to himself.

"wanna...., oh, yes..."Liu Zaishi sang vigorously, not forgetting to applaud, and the noisy and serious imitation made Xu Canhao can't hold back his laughter.

"Haha, brother, in Brother Shi. You're ready to host! Xu Canhao saw that the song was nearing the end and the grasshopper didn't seem to know, still smiling and shaking his head and clapping his hands, so he grabbed his restless arm and called it to stop.

"Oh, I know. You guys start preparing too, don't be as nervous as that brother, come on! Liu Zaishi turned around and cheered Xu Canhao and the others up.

"Oh ~ Daihatsu, isn't it? Oh ~ Jessica! Woo! As soon as the words fell, Li Laohu heartlessly sought the approval of others, and began to shout for the end of the song and Zheng Xiuyan's remarkable stage performance produced by S.M.

"At least, now it seems that Brother Mingxiu and their group have the greatest hope. Our songs are used in the show, and the poisoning effect is not strong in comparison, is it certain to rely on entertainment? Joon-gi took in the audience's reactions, approached Seo Chan-ho and whispered to him.

"It's not like that." Xu Canhao watched Liu Zaishi take the stage.

"Huh? Miscellaneous... Isn't that right? A headless sentence made Joon-gi confused.

"Hehe, I mean brother, it's not like words." Xu Canhao smiled and turned around and said, "I said just now that my desire to win is now yours." Perhaps, you really want to win to get your ticket to the music center? What Xu Canhao didn't hide was that the myth didn't seem to be so difficult. Before Joon-gi had already opened his mouth, Chan-ho continued: "The water is hot (yes, it's not a Chinese idiom), isn't it? It's as hot as this weather, but the more you have to send water to cool down and keep your head cool, you still have the enthusiasm and temperature to do things in your heart, huh? The songs in the show can't participate in the charts, and even if they are on the music stage, they are only for entertainment. Propaganda, footage, etc., still rely on audio-visual bombardment. Hehe, look at it, no matter how the ranking is used as my return to one.time, I will take advantage of it. Don't worry, we'll see what I'll do later. ”

Jun-gi was not only robbed of white, but also persuaded Seo Chan-ho's reason. In the end, his lips opened, speechless, looking at Xu Canhao, who had already turned his head to look at the stage, and nodded. "No, that's right. If you want to do it, you have to do your best to achieve the highest enlightenment? Junji thought for a while, and then suddenly stopped Xu Chanhao to explain. It's a pity that Kim Jidong, who is in the middle of the stage, gave him a chance.

"I brought my own gimbap." Kim Ji-dong.

"Haha, this brother is also interesting. Gimbap, baseball. Haha..."

"Maybe it's the car you see? If it were me, I'd be curious to come and see it. Li Laohu and Xu Canhao took advantage of the gap to joke about the good old man and the soft man (among friends) Jin Jidong, in fact, the two knew that they were just taking the opportunity to relieve their varying degrees of tension. Even Xu Canhao, who is experienced and has a strong heart, has not been on stage for a long time, and the burden caused by too much anticipation of the reaction to this appearance, which makes his heartbeat intensify the closer to the stage time.

“… Well, please our next stage performer~aj-s! Ah, the ab dinner over there has been waiting for a long time, haha... Please! Liu Zaishi loudly announced the progress of the program, arousing the three who were restlessly moving on the sidelines.

With Liu Zaishi's debut, Xu Canhao and the three of them immediately tightened their expressions and put on their own fashion glasses and rushed onto the stage. Li Haoyang stood on the DJ platform from the big horn, stretched out his index finger and pointed to the sky at the same time, and proudly showed his fat double-layered chin to everyone in the audience. And Seo Chan-ho and Jun-ki, the two of them turned their backs to the audience, waiting for the prelude of "Summer Kimchi" ("Let's Dine Together") to play. They were accompanied by five small, well-dressed orchestras, each standing still on the stage with a different instrument, but not uttering a syllable from beginning to end. And the other thing is...

"The hot summer food is, aha, aha. Xu Canhao, as the rap leader, accurately stepped on the end point of the prelude and turned around and started rapping. At the same time, three tall models dressed like the women on the boxing stage walked past the stage with three plates of colorful food, and Xu Canhao sang and made cool gestures to shuttle between beauty and food. The words of the cycle are introducing the names of each dish in Madou's hands, and you should enjoy them for summer meals. "Even if you don't like it, at least you'll have to choose one this summer!" When the rap ended in the previous section, Joon-gi also suddenly jumped around, and he and Seo Chan-ho put on an angry posture and went to the stage to say in unison. "The aunts in the community will do it, and the white-collar workers in the company will also do it, because they are all simple dishes..."Xu Canhao would point to the aunts in the audience or the people who seemed to be employees when he recited the nouns of the characters in each sentence, and invited them to interact. Ice, spicy, sour, you know what kind of food is suitable for summer appetite? ”

The first part of Xu Chanhao will end here, and Li Haoyang, the rich DJ of this scene, waved his hand and took it in a rough voice with string words: "Ani (not --- Korean), Siri Masen (I don't know --- Japanese)!" ”

Then convey it to Junji, and let him complete the second stage of the speech: "The sun with full calories on his head, and the enthusiasm for work must be paid~ So should you eat this, or that..." “… However, my mom introduced the most suitable food, and that is! Here again, the two of them sang together, and the next chorus paragraph: "Ah~ Let's dine together, even if the people at the same table don't know each other, they all recognize the food in front of them~ It's sour, so sour." It's spicy, so refreshing. Ah~ Together, together, let's dine together, everyone come and taste this delicious food, eat it, eat it..."

“… food? Li Haoyang made a strange voice again, and tilted his head strangely to pick up the string of words.

"Haha, so talented! It's interesting, this song. There was a lot of talk and laughter in the standby tent at this time. It's Chubby's cry.

"Haha, really. I thought they would be bold enough to say that word. It's really..."Liu Zaishi smiled and covered his neck, pretending to make a false alarm, adding laughter to everyone.

"Oh, the stage tension is not a joke, Xu Canhao xi..."

"Well, I bet they'll invite the audience. You see, those rice. If you step down, it will definitely have a good effect and infect people. The Tiger couple whispered in front of the TV, staring at the screen all the time, not wanting to miss out on the prowess of performing songs in the same style as them.

“tae.ga.na.da… (Amazing)" When I arrived at Zheng Xiuyan, there was only unconscious sighing and muttering, she was serious (but in the eyes of others, she was a dull state of emptiness... Staring at the TV without squinting.

“… Our mother's kimchi fried rice is still in my mouth..."Seo Chan-ho and Joon-ki really stepped off the stage.

“omo.nim~!” Li Haoyang shouted loudly.

“… People who only eat burgers and fast food can't feel it. Hamburgers can't bring you a sour and crisp pleasure..."Simple and straightforward words, vivid rhyme, strong rhythm, fast rhythm, and amusing strings of words from time to time, which makes it easy for the two lead singers who are shuttling in the audience to drive the people who are still waiting to watch under the scorching sun. Especially the affectionate words "aunt", "mother", and "our mother" make the --- who occupy most of the country present very useful to the aunts at home who have time to go out to see because they are at home--- especially their favorite kimchi is the protagonist here, which is one of the main motivations for them to respond enthusiastically to the two singers.

“… Your heart will be firmly tied to it~put.! This is the ending sentence of Xu Canhao before the chorus, and it is also the code after discussing with the fans before. Needless to say, the group of more than 20 people raised their hands and jumped together, and even many aunts stood up and waved under the instigation, and the situation was a reversal of joy. On the other side, Joon-ki, who was singing the chorus, also spared no effort to encourage the audience to swing together. Until the end: "she.said summer (food needed), ~ aha, aha,. In a compound sentence like this, as long as Seo Chan-ho and Jun-ki raised their heads and pointed to the Madous who came with them holding Hongyan kimchi, the audience and fans immediately shouted in response: "! "The scene is already a hot scene.

“everybody~! thk.you! Thank you, aunts. At the end of the song, Xu Canhao thanked everyone who was cheering, and bowed to the end to those extraordinarily enthusiastic aunts.

"What is that, how can you still run down and mobilize! If we are allowed to go on stage in the back, we can..." Perhaps Jung so-yeon felt embarrassed and dragged Park so-myung, who got up and reprimanded the stage, back to his seat. "What!? Those fan groups that he invited at first glance can be so can I! Park Myung-so was put down by a little girl without warning, and immediately took the opportunity to "yell" at Zheng Xiuyan.

"Haha... Just now it was just the pace of a pirate seasickness, and I forgot the lyrics, and I was going to step down. Brother, you can try again, what is it to complain about Jessica Xi. Haha..."Lu Hongzhe handed the staff a scorecard, and at the same time held grievances for the "wronged" girls.

"Ah, this song is really interesting, and the stage performance is good. This team is great. Hiphop-born guest Ji unconsciously shook his head with his scorecard and sighed, having to admit Chan Hao's outstanding performance, but the players on the same team as him made people laugh with a frosted eggplant appearance under the camera.

"I'm sorry, I understand that OPPA is just like that, the show needs it." Here, after Park Myung-so and the crazy boy finished arguing --- entertaining the public, he sat down and took the water bottle and explained to Zheng Xiuyan casually.

Jung so-yeon smiled and nodded, took the scorecard to Park Myung-so, and said, "It's okay, by the way, let's take a look at the score (of Chan-ho's team)." --- (I think this is the queen's style, speaking can be saved, and even salutations and honorifics can be ignored.) )

"Oh, thank you for our AJ-S performance. Haha, that auntie, do you like it? Liu Zaishi was amused by the three aunts in the audience who were still working hard to support and wave. Hehe, how long has it been since Xu Canhao Xi has been on the stage, so he will perform so hard today? Is your voice okay? ”

"Nae, nae, it's fine. The place where I felt difficult was that I was surrounded by cute and enthusiastic aunts, and I finally rushed out. Thank you. Xu Canhao wiped his sweat seriously and saluted the laughing audience.

"Haha... Nae, our community aunts, really the most enthusiastic, it's so good! Hehe..."Liu Zaishi smiled and gave a thumbs up to the audience.

"Joon-gi xi?" Liu.

“nae。” Park Chung-jae.

"It seems like there are very few such styles for Joon-gi xi, right, how do I feel about it? Everyone seems to like it. Liu Zaishi stretched out his hand to signal to the audience.

"Very good, I like it too. The key is to have people like it, so that they feel that what they pay is worth it. And thank you to the people who came to watch our show live in such a hot weather, thank you! Joon-gi saluted.

"Wait! Thanks to the judges, they are also active in the heat. Thank you~" Xu Canhao had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and hurriedly stopped Liu Zaishi, who was biting and talking. Even if it is a show, it is natural to rely on variety shows to find their own highlights, and they can do it without hesitation. At this moment, he chose to be a sycophant, patted Junji's waist, and motioned for him to smile sweetly and perform a ninety-degree gift.

"Eh~ what is he doing?"

"Cheating again! Yikes! ”

"This kid is not good, not good. Gold PD, give me back the scorecard, it needs to be modified! The unchallenged members in the standby tent immediately coaxed and condemned Xu Canhao's inappropriate behavior. Especially in the end, Park Myung-so loudly demanded to change the score, and the angry look of the commanding and angry made Zheng Xiuyan, who was sitting next to him, laugh and leaned back.

"Haha, alright, alright. That's it. Liu Zaishi laughed and pulled the two deeply bowed brothers up. So, listen to the judges' comments first and see if what you are doing really works. Lian Jingren over there is angry, I can't wait to speak, haha, please comment. ”

"Oh... Hehe, Xu Canhaoxi? Hello. The fitness expert judge wearing fly-eye sunglasses hesitated and then greeted Xu Canhao.

"Hello nae. I've seen your report, and you're in great shape, teacher. Xu Canhao stabbed the hornet's nest in the standby tent again with a word, and was despised by everyone, and even Junji and Yoo Jae-seok on the stage couldn't help but turn their backs and snicker.

"Really?! Oh, it's an honor~ Thank you. Actually, my daughter and I are both big fans of Xu Canhaoxi, and I like your songs..."Lian Jingren."

"That. I said fitness rage, please hurry back to the main topic of comment, the audience is heating up, nae. Please be careful. Shen Dongxun, a comedian with an out-of-character style, pretended to be looking at the information at hand with an expressionless face, reminding the two of them to end their greetings quickly, he obviously couldn't stand it.

Sister Lian Jingren couldn't help but grin when she heard this, and the serious demeanor she had in the previous performances no longer existed. "Ahem, huh. Nae, yes, it's the leading song so far, it's very interesting. The two performers are very powerful, with an explosion of energy, energetic and bringing joy to everyone. And I like the admiration for kimchi, the highest score. The one smiled and gave two thumbs up to Chan-ho and Joon-ki.

"Haha... I got a very good review, and sure enough, the necessary means are smart choices. So, Mr. Song Hyung-seok. "Liu Zaishi.

"Like this one, I feel that I am the lead singer of the team that has come out so far, and I have played a stage role. And to bring you the right summer food, very much in favor of such a season with sour and crunchy kimchi to open up the appetite. The interaction with the audience is also very rendering, yae. Song Hengshi's words clearly showed his attitude towards giving points.

"Ah~ It seems that our AJ-S will get a good score~ Then, please applaud and thank you..."

"Wait a minute, I have something to say." Seeing that Yoo Jae-seok was about to end his comments in a hurry, Shin Dong-hoon, who was wearing the head shape of a funny anime character, couldn't wait to grab the white way.

But before he could talk to Liu Zaishi, Xu Canhao spoke first: "It's okay, don't bother." Already know your score, thank you. Then, he pulled Joon-ki and walked down the stage without saying a word, and everyone except the stunned Shin Dong-hoon burst into laughter. In view of the performance of the cockscomb head judge in the previous paragraph and the interjection just now, Xu Canhao knew that there were no women in the team who could attract him, so he knew that Shin Dongxun might give the lowest score --- zero score for the sake of the effect of the show, so he simply "ruthlessly and rudely" created another variety show joke.