1. The Jade Emperor descended from the sky

The city of Wei Province is a large city with a population of more than 4 million people near the interior. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The clock is about to tick, and in the old-fashioned residential area on the edge of the city, there is only a few windows that still shine through the light in addition to the street lamps, and the handsome home is in it.

Gao Shuai's name looks beautiful, at a glance, you can know how many parents have placed their good expectations on their sons, but the reality is cruel, this year's twenty-three-year-old Gao Shuai can only reach one meter six when he wears heightened shoes, and his appearance is even more strange, which is completely contrary to the name Gao Shuai.

Today, Monday, Gao Shuai has to get up early tomorrow to work, but although he is lying in bed, his eyes are not closed, and a diary in his hand is suddenly turned out to attract him, and he decides to finish reading it before going to sleep.

In fact, Gao Shuai does not have the habit of writing a diary, the thin diary in his hand is the homework assigned by the teacher in elementary school, and what is more interesting is that this diary has to be handed in for inspection every day.

The diary that needs to be turned in for inspection is weird, isn't it?

"Today, the teacher asked us what our ideals were, and Zhao Yang said that he wanted to be a scientist, and I felt that with his IQ, there was no hope in his life. Zhang Baolin said that he wanted to be a driver, and also said that he wanted to contribute to the transportation industry of the motherland, but in fact, I think he just wanted to drive a car for free. Liu Rui said that he wanted to be a policeman, and also said that his uncle was a policeman, with white hair and leather clothes and police boots in winter, very handsome! The leather jacket and police boots are handsome, I agree, but I think it's really cold to stand on the street and direct traffic several degrees below zero like his uncle, so it's better to buy one yourself. "The immature handwriting on the diary looks funny.

"It turns out that when I was in the third grade of elementary school, I was already able to complain so sharply and fluently." Gao Shuai rubbed his somewhat sour eyes with relief, the diary was nearing the end, and the pointer of the bedside alarm showed that it was nearly zero o'clock at the moment.

"Bei Bei said she wants to be a dancer when she grows up, and I like it! I love watching her dance, and she danced so well at last year's New Year's party! Reading between the lines, you can see the excitement of Xiao Gaoshuai at that time.

"Babe? It seems to be the girl with big eyes and a sweet smile, yes, it should be her, like her surname Miao. The dusty memories of Gao Shuai were gradually opened up with Japan, and a cute little girl returned to his eyes.

Miao Beibei's home was not far from Gao Shuai's house at that time, so the two often met and played together, but unfortunately later Gao Shuai moved to another school, and the two naturally lost contact, although they are still in the same city, but I am afraid that there is no possibility of overlapping again in life in this life.

Thinking of this, Gao Shuai suddenly felt a little sad, the little girl must be very good-looking when she grows up, if she travels back, she must be ** from a young age, ah no, it is to cultivate feelings from a young age. Be sure to make full use of your advanced knowledge to capture the little girl's heart in advance, even if the idea is a little obscene, it is better than celebrating November 11 every year!

"As for my ideal ......" After a while, Gao Shuai, who had come back from his memories, read it again: "I want to be a people's teacher when I grow up!" ”

"People, people, teachers, teachers?" Gao Shuai was stunned, he really didn't expect that he had such lofty ideals when he was a child, if he wanted to be a teacher now, it would be understandable, because he could be surrounded by Lori Zhengtai all day long, it was simply the paradise of Loli and Zhengtaikong!

Of course, the premise is a primary school teacher.

"It's a pity that I'm not a teacher now, I'm just a poor man who works odd jobs everywhere and wanders around on all kinds of weird websites when I have nothing to do!" Gao Shuai glared angrily. At this moment, Gao Shuai regretted that he had not been able to become a hard-working gardener who watered the future flowers of the motherland, and he felt sorry for the country and the people, and sorry for the positive teenager in his diary.

"The reality is cruel, who would have thought that when I was standing in line at the end of the line in elementary school, I grew up and there was a gap of five centimeters from 1.60 meters? Who would have thought that the sunshine boy of the year, the aunt and aunt had to play kissing me when they saw me, and now I look so strange? I used to feel sorry for the fact that my name was only one word short of 'rich', but now I wake up every morning thankfully that my name doesn't have that word at all! Gao Shuai raised his head violently, looked at the strange-looking guy in the mirror, and couldn't help but salute: "Hello sling!" ”

"My ideal is to be a people's teacher, but the teacher asked us next, he said that choosing a career as the ideal for the future is just a small self, in addition to this small self, we should also have a lofty ideal, even if this ideal is not realistic, but that will be the goal we strive for all our lives. The teacher didn't ask us to answer this question immediately, but just told us to go home and think about it by ourselves and write it down in our diaries. When I returned home, I thought about the present, and finally it occurred to me that my lofty dream was to maintain world peace! ”

"Maintenance, protection, world, world, peace, peace?" Gao Shuai was stunned for a moment, and then he covered his forehead and laughed: "No wonder it will become a sling when it grows up!" ”

Throwing the notebook in his hand to the side, the big red word "read" and the comment of "great ideal" behind it disappeared, Gao Shuai closed his eyes and recalled his life, which was the life of the sling.

But Gao Shuai has no regrets!

I'm a sling, I'm proud!

The number on the alarm meter was reset to zero, and at 0:00, a new day began.

Gao Shuai, who muttered "maintain world peace" in his mouth, leaned on the head of the bed like this, and the dazed sky suddenly flashed with golden light, and the golden light was directly printed on Gao Shuai's forehead from thousands of miles away in the blink of an eye.

Early morning.

The alarm clock set at the head of the bed and the mobile phone screamed at the same time, just like two pure girls who were strongly watched by countless slings, so Gao Shuai woke up.

"What a weird dream!" Gao Shuai turned over, slapped the pure sister paper to the ground, touched his chin and pondered: "I actually dreamed that I became the Jade Emperor!" ”

For the sake of protecting the brain, or simply to prevent some people from being delirious about reality and dreams, a healthy human has a very short memory of dreams.

Gao Shuai was very healthy, so when he tried to recall his dream, he found that the dream that seemed to be immersive just now had been blurred, and he only vaguely remembered that he had once sat on the magnificent Lingxiao Treasure Hall, and as for the rest, all he had was his majestic demeanor at that time and his domineering spirit that seemed to be revealing no money!

"Is such a domineering and mighty image still the Jade Emperor? How do I remember that guy let some monkey get under the table? Gao Shuai's impression of the Jade Emperor comes entirely from his childhood TV series, and Gao Shuai doesn't care if this impression is right or not.

At this moment, the two pure girls who were fanned to the ground by Gao Shuai screamed again, and they faithfully reminded Gao Shuai that it was time to go to work in the supermarket.

"Forget it, don't think about it!" Gao Shuai made a quick decision, after all, it is still important to work part-time, although he doesn't earn much from working in a supermarket, but that is the source of his living expenses for a month, and he feels distressed once.

It's a pity that there are some things that you can't care about even if you don't care, Gao Shuai, who just wiped his face and was about to get out of bed, looked up and saw the Qingqi face in the mirror of the old-fashioned cabinet, and then, Gao Shuai's whole person was frozen as if he had been immobilized.

The face is as clear as ever, perfectly interpreting what is called the sling silk in the sling, for this, Gao Shuai is not surprised, after all, this face has been accompanying Gao Shuai to this day after evolving into a sling textbook more than ten years ago, what really surprised Gao Shuai is that there is an extra thing in the middle of his forehead, a two-centimeter square mark.

It looks like the three bars broken in the middle, yes, although it looks like the kun in the Bagua symbol, but the downward gap at the three breaking points has nothing to do with the Bagua symbol.

"What the hell?" Gao Shuai muttered as he stretched out his hand to wipe his forehead.

Can't wipe it off!

The strange mark of the three bars that seemed to have been broken in the middle was very strong, as if it was originally part of Qingqi's sling body, but Gao Shuai was 100% sure that he didn't have this thing on his head.

"Are they age spots?" Gao Shuai was shocked, his life has just begun!

At this moment, the mark that Gao Shuai highly suspected of being age spots suddenly flashed as if protesting, and although the golden light was faint, even the morning sun that penetrated into the room could not hide it.

"Glowing age spots? Is this a Shenma breed? Gao Shuai's eyes rolled, and all kinds of strange things flashed in his head, but none of them could match the things in his head.

One minute, two minutes, three minutes passed, as a sling wire in the new era, Gao Shuai began to use his imagination: "Could it be that I won the lottery?" Just like Yaya's novel, I got a high-tech god from a supernatural planet, and I will soon be able to break out of the earth and conquer the universe? But why isn't there a hint? Why don't you give labor and management a 'drop', scan me as a host, do you have a p use? Could it be that your ability is flash? ”

Thinking of this, Gao Shuai "snapped" twice and slapped the strange mark, but the strange mark decisively did not flash.

"Broken?" Gao Shuai was startled, he began to regret it, saying that this thing is quite peculiar, maybe it is really a supernatural god extraordinarily high-tech? If you really want to be broken by yourself, where can you find another one?

Carefully touched it twice, there was no reaction, like a **-like caress, there was still no reaction, Gao Shuai couldn't help but start thinking about it again: "Could it be that this thing wants to drip blood to recognize the owner?" But it's already on my head, and if it needs to drip blood, this setting is too much, isn't it? ”

Although Gao Shuai said this in his mouth, he still gritted his teeth and took a utility knife from the pen holder, cut a small cut on his finger, squeezed and smeared blood on his head. After waiting for a while, under the expectant eyes of Gao Shuai, the strange mark was still silent.

"Is this really broken, or does it not need to be condemned with blood?" The handsome man who tried to no avail suffered from gains and losses, forgot to brush his teeth and forgot to eat early, so he headed towards the place where he worked with question marks, just hoping to come up with a reason along the way. It's a pity that although Gao Shuai has been thinking hard all the way, he has arrived at the place of work, and he still can't come to any conclusions.