Chapter 15: Is It Comfortable in the Pit?
"Die!"
Jiang Baiyu let out a low snort, stomped on the ground with his big foot, his figure slid across the ground, holding the prison knife high in both hands, and a brilliant knife light lit up, staggering past the iron bear.
The tin bear was stunned, his mind froze instantly, staring at Jiang Baiyu in despair, his huge body cracked from the middle, and he fell to the ground with a bang left and right, smashing the earth into dust, turning into aura and light and rain and disappearing.
Three balls of light lit up, and Jiang Baiyu raised his hand to pick up the item, as if no one was observing the attributes.
Martin Bear Boots (Bronze), Sturdy +3, Speed +3
Left bear's paw (ingredient), Constitution +1
Right bear's paw (poison), diarrhea +1
Legend has it that bears have a bad habit of eating with their left palm and using their right palm as a tissue, so the left palm is rich in nutrients and the right palm contains toxins.
I don't know if the legend is true or not, in short, the right palm can't be eaten, it's true.
Jiang Baiyu put away a pair of bear paws, took off his running shoes with his mouth open and threw them away, and directly changed into giant bear Martin boots.
The giant bear Martin boots are gray-black, the same color as the tin bear, and the style is very wild, which is suitable for wilderness survival.
The four of them had a fried scalp, shivering and hiding behind a tree, the iron man was full of shock, the iron bear had rough skin and thick meat, invulnerable, and his divine power could not break through the defense, it was definitely a blood cow tank, and he had a deep understanding of the strength of the iron bear.
This guy is a human being or a monster, he slashed the tin bear with a knife, so clean and neat, is this still a human?
It won't be if you encounter a humanoid monster, it will be too scary, and you can't run if you want to.
"This thing is not a human, the cliff is a humanoid monster, don't make a sound!" Iron Man turned his head and whispered, warning the three companions that they had encountered an invincible humanoid boss.
The faces of the three of them were like earth, trembling with fright, and their hearts were beating like drums.
Under the gaze of the four people, Jiang Baiyu's face was green, wearing a black cloak, wearing domineering shorts, carrying a hideous prison knife, and the green blood droplets fell to the ground along the tip of the knife, looking hideous and terrifying, as cruel as he wanted, he was non-human at first glance.
"Get out of here and count!"
Hearing the cold and ruthless voice, the four of them were frightened, ran over, and automatically lined up, Tie Nan stood in the first place, turned his head to look at Hei San, and said loudly: "One!"
"Two!"
"Three!"
"Four!"
The four of them had serious faces, and they turned their heads sharply and shouted, and their standing posture was as standard as if they were reviewing.
Jiang Baiyu's eyes were sharp, swept over the faces of the four people one by one, and said loudly: "Awakening ability, career, specialty!"
Tie Nan was the first to speak: "Awaken the divine power, the profession is a bar owner, and I have practiced sanda." ”
Hei San then said: "Big brother, my awakened agility, show the bar the field, I used to practice long-distance running in the sports school." ”
Ma Fen said: "Awakened wine bottle, I am a bar bartender, and I am practicing acrobatics." ”
Zhu Yougui said weakly: "My awakened rolling pin, I am a platter in the back kitchen of the bar, and I used to make pastries, which is also a specialty." ”
Jiang Baiyu was expressionless, pointed to the open space in front of him, and said neatly: "Dig a pit that can bury people!"
The four of them looked at each other with frightened expressions, and they all looked at Iron Man, who turned to find his backpack from behind the tree, took out the sapper shovel and began to dig.
The three of them were dejected, not daring to question the words of the humanoid monster, so they took out their backpacks from the grass one after another, wielded sapper shovels to dig the earth, and worked together to dig the pit very quickly.
After a while, the five-meter-deep pit was dug, and the four people stood in front of the pit with sapper shovels, waiting for Jiang Baiyu to check.
Jiang Baiyu glanced at the big pit, pointed at the gray-faced Hei San, and said coldly: "You...... Go down and lie down!"
Hei San sweated like rain, frightened, and said in horror: "Big brother, don't be kidding...... I'm ...... Don't want to die!"
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Baiyu flew up with a kick, kicked Hei San upside down and flew out, and fell into the big pit with his four claws facing the sky.
"Ding Dong! +100 Evil Thoughts from Black Three."
Jiang Baiyu put his hands behind his back and said unhappily: "There is a lot of nonsense, lie down and don't move!"
Hei San was so frightened that he was about to pee, lying flat in the big pit, and begged: "Big brother spare my life, I haven't done anything bad, you can't do this." ”
Jiang Baiyu said coldly: "Scolding and fighting, spitting, you don't do less, are you comfortable lying down?"
Hei San was full of black lines, so aggrieved that he almost vomited blood, comfortable for your uncle, why don't you come down and lie down for a while, and said weakly: "Comfortable!"
"Ding Dong! +100 Evil Thoughts from Black Three."
Looking at the frightened Hei San, Jiang Baiyu said with satisfaction: "Come up! It's good to be comfortable, you go down and try!"
Pointing to the lively iron man, the iron man's face was dark, and he had the urge to scold his mother, he couldn't beat it, he couldn't run away, he jumped into the big pit and lay down in the big pit.
"Are you comfortable?" Jiang Baiyu asked.
"It's so comfortable!" Iron Man laughed dryly.
"Don't come up if you're comfortable, fill in the pit!" Jiang Baiyu jokingly said.
"Big brother don't, it's uncomfortable in the pit, it's not comfortable at all. ”
The iron man was about to cry in fright, and shouted loudly, hating Jiang Baiyu in his heart, he had poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, how could he meet this humanoid demon.
"Ding Dong! +100 Evil Thoughts from Iron Man."
Jiang Baiyu smiled: "Haha, just kidding, come up!"
"Just kidding, why don't you die?" Iron Man slandered in his heart, so angry that he almost vomited blood, and crawled out of the pit with difficulty.
"Ding Dong! +100 Evil Thoughts from Iron Man."
Seeing that the evil thoughts were growing wildly, Jiang Baiyu's smile became brighter and brighter, and he flew up without warning, Ma Fen and Zhu Yougui fell into the big pit, and before they could get up, they heard a cold and bone-chilling voice.
"Look at what, fill the pit!"
Ma Fen and Zhu Yougui panicked, this guy is too perverted, he doesn't play cards according to the routine at all, he should ask if he is comfortable or not, how to fill the pit directly.
"Ding Dong! +50 Evil Thoughts from Ma Fen."
"Ding Dong! +50 Evil Thoughts from Zhu Yougui."
Tetsuo and Kurosan glanced at each other, brandished their sapper shovels and began to lift the earth downward.
Ma Fen and Zhu Yougui hugged each other and cried bitterly, crying profusely, and the sadness flowed backwards.
"Woo woo, I grew up in a poor family, and my wife couldn't afford to marry, but I didn't expect to die like this. ”
"Woo, I'm still a virgin, and I haven't pulled a woman's hand, I'm unwilling!"
Jiang Baiyu snapped his fingers and teased: "The guts are so small, the surprise is not surprised, the excitement is not exciting, climb up!"
The two wiped away their tears, crawled out of the pit with a rolling belt, and walked in front of Jiang Baiyu in shock.
Jiang Baiyu said: "Life is full of big pits, but fortunately I met a good person, otherwise you two wouldn't be able to come up." Smile and see, don't cry and mourn. ”
The two of them barely squeezed out a smile, laughing more ugly than crying, and scolded in their hearts, if you are a good person, we are all philanthropists.
"Ding Dong! +100 Evil Thoughts from Ma Fen."
"Ding Dong! Evil thoughts from Zhu Yougui +100."
Jiang Baiyu smiled and said nothing, not caring about the thoughts of the four of them, pointing to the body of the iron man's companion in the distance, and said lightly: "Go to the earth for peace, send your brother on the last journey." ”
Tie Nan said solemnly: "On behalf of my brother, thank you, big brother." ”
After burying the dead brothers, Tie Nan carved a simple tombstone out of wood, inserted three lit cigarettes in front of the grave, and sprinkled a bottle of liquor to pay tribute to the dead brothers.