Wu Xingyun, the old Lori, has become the mascot of the family, I am cute and an old monster at heart, and I have the hand to buy people's hearts and sell cuteness, and I don't know which is her nature, anyway, she is now squatting on the horse and gnawing on the carrot, sometimes Wu Yi suspects that he is a rabbit spirit. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info There is also a very important point, she always vomits blood, falls down and vomits blood when she goes out, Huang Mei fights mosquitoes and vomits blood for her, and even the makeup and BB cream are wiped while spitting up, which is really wasteful, how good it is to cook Mao Xuewang!

I have to say that she is almost the most trouble-free among all customers, she looks cute and sweet, and she doesn't cause Wu to be sick at all except for loving to eat some carrots. If the future customers are like this, Wu Ill can wake up with a smile in his dreams, and now Wu Ill's biggest problem is how to go to Japan, although Sophia claims to be able to build airplanes and ships, as long as Wu Ill says a word, UFOs will drive out for a walk in minutes.

Wu Yi declined Sophia's kindness, and then patted Sophia's cute face and asked her to drag the dripping again. I really don't have the courage to ride her spaceship, it's better on land, it's amazing to scratch a little skin, what if I fall from the sky and fall to my death? What if you sink after walking a few steps in the sea? Wu is a real landlubber, but he should be able to play a few dog planings now.

Wu Yi was squatting under the crooked neck tree and smoking dryly, and he couldn't eat the food he was worried about going to Japan recently, so he could eat three bags of instant noodles in one meal. "What are you doing, brother? Get me a cigarette! "Needless to say, it must be Poseidon, a smoker, who is here to smoke. I didn't rub other people's cigarettes at the beginning, Wu Yi was not an ungrateful person, so he took out a cigarette and threw it away.

Wu Yi waited for a long time and Poseidon didn't ask himself to ask for fire, this is really special, this dog will light a cigarette now? Looking back, Poseidon stared at the smoke on the ground with the dog's eyes, it still hadn't learned to pick up cigarettes on the ground, and it seemed to be a little aggrieved. Wu Yi nodded and put a cigarette in Poseidon's dog's mouth again, "I'm sorry, Brother Bo, I was thinking about things just now, and I forgot about your paws!" ”

Although there are a lot of stray cats and dogs in this area, Wu Ai's closest friend is Poseidon, not because he is the king of dogs, one-eyed or Elvis, doesn't Wu Ai still dislike him? The main reason is that the two have a common hobby, and the smokers they don't know can smoke and chat until dawn, if the drunkard is more powerful, they don't know each other one second, and they are closer than their own father in the next second, and of course they may turn their faces and scold the street.

"I said, what do you kid think, I heard Maomao say that you have been squatting all morning?" Poseidon is still improving, at least he can now smoke with his claws between his claws, and he is getting more and more in the direction of becoming a sperm. Wu Yi hugged his head and said bitterly: "It's not that you want money to worry!" "Short of money? Otherwise, you can use the money in the gang to deal with it first, and if you don't have enough to find One-Eye to borrow something, you will have the money to pay back. ”

To be honest, it's much more enjoyable to get along with animals than with people, they have sharp teeth and claws, but they will never smile at you, as long as you have a heart-to-heart with them, they will return the most sincere friendship to you. If it were a human being, this would have started crying poor with you, for fear that you would borrow money from him, and now there are fewer people who have turned against each other because of money?

"No, it's harder for you to get some money, let's wait and see, I'm going to go out in a few days, and the cost outside this time is definitely not a small amount." Poseidon nodded and said, "Brother knows that he can't help much, but as long as you open your mouth, brother will definitely help you!" Wu Yi hugged him gratefully, dogs are really man's best friend!

"Why don't you even have a little brother by your side today, what about your pair of bodyguards?" Poseidon's dog eyes actually showed a happy look, Wu Yi pushed Poseidon on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "I seem to smell happiness, is there anything good, tell my brother about it!" Poseidon put the dog's head on his ass and said leisurely: "I'm going to be a father soon!" ”

"I'm rubbing! You can, I'm just going to be a father in a few days after choosing a concubine, shouldn't I be a father? Poseidon glared at Wu and said, "You can't spit out ivory in your mouth!" I don't know if it's my son, Monica has a change of heart, what a happy dog! The dog's mouth was almost grinning to his ears, and Wu Yi seemed to see a green lawn growing on Poseidon's head.

"No, didn't you say Monica ran away with someone? Don't be someone else's! "They are all brothers, and even if they offend people, they have to say it." She did run away with someone, but her master moved, she was pregnant at that time, and wanted to test me, if I dared to be rough with her, she planned to raise the child by herself, otherwise she ran away from home and became my wife completely, I am really an infatuated dog! ”

This dog is no longer saved, Wu Yi has received a thousand points of real critical damage, even the dog has taken off the single, he is still a single dog, this bowl of dog food is poisonous!

"Brother, are you alright? I don't think you're very happy, you're going to be a godfather, be happy! Wu Yiqiang smiled and said, "It's okay, leave me alone, I just ate too much dog food." "Not only did he eat too much, but he was basically going to be strung to death, and he didn't even have the courage to call himself a single dog in the future, and the dog was already dead at his age.

Just when Wu was worried about his karma, a happy dog came up to him and Poseidon, his tongue was sticking out, and his legs were shaking. This is Poseidon's bodyguard dog, Wu Yi remembers that his name is Heizi and his brother is called Da Hei, anyway, neither of them is white. Poseidon fought excitedly, "Kuroko, didn't I ask you to protect your sister-in-law, why did you run here, did something happen to your sister-in-law?" ”

"It's a big deal... No, it's a big deal, it's great, it's a big ......" Kuroko tried to make it clear, but couldn't make it clear. Poseidon's eyes were red: "You talk so well!" Kuroko was so frightened by him that he couldn't speak. Wu Yi pulled Poseidon aside and said, "Don't be nervous, Xiao Hei, I say you answer, if what I say is right, you will nod, and if you are not right, shake your head." Kuroko nodded immediately.

"Is it your sister-in-law Monica's business?" Kuroko nodded, and Poseidon hair exploded, "****** whoever dares to touch my wife, I will bite him to death!" "I'm about to run, Wu Yi held down Poseidon, "Listen to me first!" Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Kuroko hesitated, nodded and shook his head. Poseidon yelled like a mad dog, "Damn sunspot, you're going to kill me!" Let go of me, I'm going to my wife! ”

Kuroko's head shook like a rattle, "You're saying it's a good thing, but it's not good?" Kuroko nodded as frantically as if he had met his bosom friend, and Wu Yi found that his comprehension was getting stronger and stronger. Poseidon really couldn't stand this kind of torment, so he broke free from Wu Illness and said, "Wu Sick, you bring the sunspot, let's go and see it directly!" "What are you taking him for?" "How can I find my wife without him?"

"What do you eat with your nose?" Poseidon scolded himself, and ran in one direction like a wild dog that scattered joy. "Kuroko, you go to my house to drink some water first, and then come to us after you are rested." Kuroko shook his head, "Whew, I'm fine, you go and leave me alone!" "Sophia, wrap the sunspot in and take a shower and feed some water." Sophia will always be obedient to Wu Ill, and Kuroko was directly dragged away by his tail.

There are no sweat glands on the body of a creature like a dog, and the heat dissipation depends on the tongue, and it is easy to die of heat during strenuous exercise. Wu Yi tied up his sneakers, put on a running posture, and then fell a dog and ate, this posture is really not something that ordinary people can control, just run. Wu Yi is not an ordinary person now, anyway, he doesn't run like a human, and his tongue is longer than a sunspot, just like having rabies.

Although he didn't know what the smell of the dog named Monica was, Poseidon was scared out of his urine just now, and now the smell was so strong that he wouldn't be able to run away as long as he smelled him.

On the way, I met Mo Lian, who I hadn't seen for a long time, and just wanted to say hello to myself, I had run over, Mo Lian looked at Wu Ai's eyes with a little fear, and probably thought that Wu Ai had committed rabies.