A group of fox friends get together, what good way can they discuss?

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It's just holding back bad.

Or just holding back bad urine.

It's definitely not a good idea anyway.

One of them, with triangular eyes and full of colored light, looked like a guy who had been hollowed out by a woman, paused, and said, "Brother Hu, this thing is not easy to do?" You ask that chick surnamed Liu out, and after getting drunk, the raw rice is cooked and cooked, and you will naturally get both money and wealth. ”

"Yes, yes, Brother Hu, Xiaofu is right, as long as the raw rice is cooked and cooked, are you afraid that the chick will not accept it?" Another guy who didn't look like a good thing immediately agreed when he heard the words: "Brother Hu, you can't forget the benefits of your brothers after the matter is completed, I can inquire, that little girl surnamed Liu is worth an amazing amount." ”

"What are you talking about, is Brother Hu the kind of person who turns his face and doesn't recognize people?" Several other bad birds chimed in.

"You idiots, drugged, drunk, cooked with raw rice? Look at your ideas. One of them, the dog-headed military master, raised an objection, and this guy glared at everyone present, and said angrily: "If Brother Hu really does what you came up with, he will definitely go out of the hotel gate with his front foot, and he will go to prison with his back foot." Think about it, a person who even our mayor has to stutter with is an ordinary person? We don't talk about other people's financial resources, let's just say that the bodyguards who followed them all touched their mouths at first glance. One such person is estimated to beat ten of us. ”

When he said this, the dog-headed military master paused slightly, and then continued: "Now all the thoughts of that chick are on that treasure land, as long as Brother Hu can take that treasure land, and then use this treasure land to talk to the little girl surnamed Liu, it will definitely get twice the result with half the effort, and there are any conditions that cannot be discussed at that time." ”

The kobold military division is worthy of being the kobold military division, and the key points were pointed out in a few words, Hu Fu nodded, expressing his agreement with the kobold military division's words.

He looked at the people present, and then put his eyes on the dog-headed military division, "Ah Wu is right, the most important thing for us now is to get that treasure land, as long as that treasure land is in hand, there will be a basis for negotiating conditions with the little girl surnamed Liu." ”

"Brother Hu, it's not simple, just use money to smash it." A fox friend said disapprovingly: "If 100,000 doesn't work, use 200,000, if 200,000 doesn't work, give 300,000, and if 300,000 can't use 1 million, I don't believe that the owner of that treasure land is not moved." ”

Hu Fu smiled, looked at the fox friend who spoke, and said: "This matter really can't be done with money, I have already paid this amount today, and that person still refuses to agree." ”

Looking at Hu Fu's four fingers, the fox friend at the beginning stammered: "Four hundred thousand? ”

Hu Fu shook his head, "Add a zero to the back." ”

"Four million?"

Everyone present was shocked, four million is not a small amount, how many people can earn four million in a lifetime?

"Brother Hu, do you really give four million?"

"It's a pity that people don't sell it." Hu Fu sighed and said.

"M's, is he crazy, four million still not sold?"

"That's it, if it were me, let alone four million, I would sell all three million."

Just when everyone was talking, Hu Fu cleared his throat and said: "So this matter has to be discussed in the long run, this is why I called you all here, you all help me think about it, think about how to get that treasure land." ”

"Brother Hu, it's actually very simple, the white ones can't get through, so we naturally have to go black." The dog-headed military advisor pretended to be profound.

"Black?" Hu Fu asked rhetorically.

The dog-headed military advisor nodded and said, "Salute first and then the soldiers, we have already saluted first, but the other party does not agree, so naturally we will have to be the soldiers next." ”

Hu Fu's eyes rolled, staring at the dog-headed military master and said, "This matter is almost certain." ”

"It depends on how much money Brother Hu pays." The dog-headed military advisor looked at Hu Fu, "Those people only recognize money, not people, and they also pay special attention to the rules, even if they are arrested, they will not confide in the behind-the-scenes employers, but all of this comes from money." The more money they have, the faster and more disciplined they will be. On the contrary, it is a bit procrastinating. ”

"How much?" Hu Fu looked at the dog-headed military advisor.

"Brother Hu, how can you get this number." The dog-headed military advisor stretched out two fingers and said.

"Two hundred thousand." Hu Fu said a figure that was about the same in his mind.

Unexpectedly, the dog-headed military advisor shook his head.

"Two million." Hu Fu frowned and said a number that he would never have expected.

"Brother Hu, it's not the younger brother who wants to trade, but the people are really worth this money, and they did the demolition of the Longjia community last year." The kobold military advisor kept saying good things about the gang.

Of course, he is not in vain, there will definitely be a part of him in the middle of the two million, otherwise he would not be so concerned.

When Hu Fu heard that the demolition of the Longjia community was done by others, he didn't say too much, so he nodded and agreed.

……

Linxian.

Bar street.

In the past, there were no bars in Linxian County, and there was no bar street, but due to Zhou Tian's investment, a large number of foreign people poured in, and the influx of these people also made countless Linxian people rich.

Full of wine and food.

The affluent people of Linxian began to crave nightlife, and it was under this circumstance that the bar was born and became the size it is today.

After getting the money from Hu Fu, the kobold military commander took a taxi and went straight here, stopping at the door of a bar called Yefeng.

The person he was looking for was called Brother Tiger, the security captain of the Night Peak Bar.

Of course, this is what people call on the surface, and many people privately call them ruffians, stinky hooligans, gangsters, or spectators.

Although Brother Tiger is not a good person, he is definitely not a bad person. In addition, he has an even more important strength, which is also his disadvantage.

That is righteousness.

He yearns for the Water Margin world very much, especially the black whirlwind Li Kui in it, so he specially gave himself a nickname, Sai Li Kui.

This is also the biggest reason why the kobold military master chose to cooperate with him!

In general, it can be summed up in such a sentence, the mind is simple, the limbs are developed, and at the same time, it is a little dead-eyed.

The kobold military master entered the bar, said a few words to the little brother watching the scene, and then was taken to Brother Tiger's office.

It is said to be an office, but in fact it is a small room for miscellaneous items.

The tiger brother in the hut, probably because he was fine, was drinking a sip of beer and peanuts.

When he saw the kobold military division, his eyes lit up, and he knew that every time the kobold military division looked for him, there must be good things, and good things here usually refer to jobs that can earn money.