About Wang Jue, her real name is Wang Jue (jue), Wang Jue is her pen name, a writer, who always writes some strange and heavy works, and loves to flirt with girls. Like Leng Xiaotai, many readers think that the lord is an uncle with a strange personality, who would have thought that he was so domineering and beautiful and handsome, I don't know what her readers in front of the TV will think when this variety show is broadcast.

Maybe it's all bent.

Both male and female readers will doubt their sexuality.

Counting Wang Jue and Kiwii, the nine guests of the first issue are all gathered - online drama actor Min Huan, plant lover Lanche, food racer Shi Liang, Douban celebrity Ming, e-sports god Wang Jiang, national husband Qian Duoduo, popular CoserKiwii, popular writer Wang Jue and young cartoonist Yin Tao Xiaohua. Because the tenth place retired during the recording of one episode, Leng Xiaotai did not see the main character. He inquired curiously about Ma Bingchao, and Ma Bingchao responded that the director team had other arrangements, so the tenth person of the mystery did not show up for the time being.

The topic at the dinner table basically revolved around the big and small gossip in the crew, and Ma Xiangchao served a bowl of hot soup to the director and asked, "Director Wu, when will we start the second phase?" ”

"There's no hurry." Director Wu blew the soup and said unhurriedly, "This time, the company is generous, and the funds given are sufficient, so let's look at the status record." ”

Leng Xiaotai on the side said: "I can see it, if you fish for three days and dry your nets for two days, the whole program team will be like coming to the island for a vacation." ’

Director Wu: "The weather forecast says that the rain will stop tomorrow, so I will send the other guests back first." It's raining too hard today to record. ”

At the dinner table, the agent of Xichu asked, "By the way, Director Wu, I heard that the location of the popular site is a bit evil, you are bold enough." ”

Director Wu, "What is evil, it is that when I opened an amusement park before, there were two accidents, and it was rumored that this place was haunted." There's nothing bold or not, it's all a show gimmick, you see that nothing happened in this episode. ”

Leng Xiaotai calmly picked up the soup bowl and drank the soup silently. At this time, Ma Bingchao next to him said again, "But what about the director, when I was walking in the amusement park last night, I found that half of the water in the pool was missing, and the pool water was spilled outside the pool." Is this what the program team did? ”

Leng Xiaotai: "Poof." ”

"Yes, yes." Big Wave echoed, "I heard from the props team that two trees in the grove are still broken. It can't be some beast on this island, right? ”

The beast hurriedly waved its hand, "Impossible, this developed island is surrounded by the sea, where did the beast come from?"

Big Wave nodded, "That's haunted." ”

Oni-san finally chose to reserve his opinion, "Then it's still a beast."

Anyway, Leng Xiaotai couldn't explain clearly, so he simply pretended that it was none of his business and continued to bury his face behind the soup bowl. In fact, Leng Xiaotai was not the only one involved yesterday, and he still remembered that the teenager he saved was Kiwii. He quietly glanced under the table, and found that Kiwii's ankle really had blood marks on his ankle that were cut by sawdust yesterday, and before Leng Xiaotai could figure out how to speak, Kiwii's agent spoke first, "That is to say, my Kiwii was also yesterday, and suddenly fell unconscious in the woods, not to mention the aerial ball dropped, and his foot was injured." ”

The director of this matter knew that Kiwii went back to rest early at the end of the recording last night, so Leng Xiaotai couldn't find this person among the guests. Kiwii wiped the corners of her mouth with a tissue and calmly replied, "I just have low blood sugar, and the foot injury should have been scratched when I wasn't paying attention." ”

"That's it" Obviously, the director was a little scared, and thought for a moment, "Then let's shoot the second episode tonight, and we'll change places after filming." ”

After a meal, the cold table is like sitting on pins and needles. finally survived until the end of the meal, Leng Xiaotai was released, and when he was taking a long breath, Kiwii's mobile phone suddenly rang. Leng Xiaotai was stunned at the time, there was nothing terrible when the phone rang, the point was that this mobile phone ringtone was too unusual - "CallmeFather".

Why not in general? Because this song is a masterpiece that Leng Xiaotai is hugely popular all over the country, of course, it is derogatory. CMF is Leng Xiaotai's first solo single when he flew solo, and it is also Leng Xiaotai's first attempt at rapping. I don't know if the lyrics invited by Dongtang are all cold and black senior undercover agents, and the rap difficulty of the song is outrageous. In addition to the exaggerated lyrics to shame, Leng Xiaotaishang's jerky rap skills have also made his song a new joke for the majority of Leng Hei. According to the most liked comment on a music network, Leng Xiaotai's lyrics that can't keep up with the rhythm are as funny as swimming too fast and his pants can't keep up. For a time, the car accident scene of Leng Xiaotai's "CallmeFather" was widely spread, and even swept the ghost animal area of Station B, becoming the new darling of major material libraries.

As a stain on Yonghei, Leng Xiaotai can't listen to this song the most on weekdays, and goosebumps rose when he landed, but fortunately, Kiwii quickly picked up the phone, and the song stopped. At this time, the always silent Wang Jiang took off one of his headphones, frowned slightly, and said, "Is Leng Xiaotai's tongue cramping?" ”

"Poof." Lanche, who had been drinking the soup indifferently, couldn't help but snicker. Leng Xiaotai's face turned black when he brushed the ground, and he looked at Lan Che opposite with great resentment, Lan Che dared to look at him with a playful smile, it was really bold.

Da Lang seemed to think of a new topic, and most of his body leaned on the table, and said with a smile, "By the way, I'll tell you about a cold superstar!" Do you know how to defeat the Great Demon King? ”

Leng Xiaotai's eyes suddenly lit up when he saw Lanche, and Qian Duoduo also asked with interest, "What is it?" ”

Da Wave didn't notice the murderous gaze of the Great Demon King who wanted to devour him alive, and laughed at the sky without knowing whether he was alive or dead, "This is the song!" CallmeFather！ This song is simply Leng Xiaotai's weakness, no matter what the circumstances, as long as this spell is played for him, he will be splashed with blood, arrows piercing his knees, painful, embarrassed to death! ”

As he spoke, Da Lang actually took out his mobile phone and clicked the play button with a wave of his big hand. When it landed, this curse of ten thousand ants devouring the heart and piercing the knees of random arrows echoed throughout the dining area - CallmeyourfatherOK, carryUtopretendB~

Da Wave did not forget to explain passionately, "Let me tell you, he has tried and tested repeatedly, and he will definitely not be able to stick to the third sentence!" ”

Teng, I saw Leng Xiaotai stand up suddenly, "What, my stomach hurts, I'll go first." After saying that, he lowered his head and fled under the blank gaze of everyone.

Da Lang looked at Leng Xiaotai's back in confusion, "What's wrong with him?" ”

Lanche covered the corners of his raised mouth with a water glass, "I don't know. ”

Escaping from the dining area, Leng Xiaotai dragged the remnants of the curse and crawled back to 2206 with difficulty.

"Big wave, you wait for me" He cursed indignantly, "Taking advantage of the dark night and high wind, the master will be the first to abolish you"

Leng Xiaotai lazily leaned against the door frame, fumbling for the room card in his pocket. Touching and touching, he pouted, and sat down aggrievedly with his back against the door. Stuck with Lanche, he had to sit at the door and wait for Lanche to come back.

"Ahh He had a headache when he had a hangover, but now he was lying in the doorway, groggy and trying to doze off. The mobile phone buzzed in his pocket, and after a while, the boss of Leng Xiaotai reluctantly put the mobile phone to his ear and replied with a dead voice, "Hey"

"What are you doing?"

Hearing the voice on the other side of the microphone, Leng Xiaotai, who was almost sleepy, suddenly became energetic, "Mr. Li Li"

Li Fei seemed to be driving, and the microphone was mixed with the sound of a horn, "Yes." ”

The corners of Leng Xiaotai's mouth twitched, and he said stiffly, "You called, is there something wrong?" ”

Li Fei's voice was very magnetic, and it was the kind that Leng Xiaotai couldn't deny, "It's okay." ”

Well, Mr. Li is willful, can't he call you if he's fine? People can fight if they want to, he will pay for the phone bill, and you will find the topic, anyway, it is Leng Xiaotai's responsibility to think about it when it is cold. In the past, Leng Xiaotai had already hung up the phone, but now he didn't dare, he still had to obediently pretend to be a small eighteenth-line. Not necessarily

"What the are you calling me?!" Kela, Leng Xiaotai hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, Leng Xiaotai was deeply shocked by himself. He's always like this, action is always faster than his brain, and by the time he realized the problem, he had already put the words out. Of course, this can't all be blamed on Leng Xiaotai, after all, Li Fei didn't have less hatred in his place before, as the so-called narrow road meets, if you don't accept it, you can do it, they are irritable DPS and a deadly T, do you say Leng Xiaotai can coax?

He coaxed.

He trembled and dialed the phone back, and Tian lied shamelessly, "I'm sorry, Mr. Li, I didn't wake up just now."

Li Fei: "Well, how is the program catalog?" ”

Leng Xiaotai: "It's good, thank you Mr. Li for your concern." ”

Li Yuan: "That's good, I'll drive, hang up first." ”

After saying that, the phone call, which was less than fifteen seconds, hung up again. Leng Xiaotai held up his mobile phone meaninglessly, and was stunned for at least five seconds. 'What is this man going to do?' He silently cried out in his heart, 'Be sick!' ’

He sat in the hallway with a sad face, feeling so pitiful, being bullied all the time, and now he couldn't get into the house. The more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, he took out his mobile phone, called up the Weibo private message box, and posted a crying emoji.

Screen name: What's wrong?

Leng Xiaotai: I can't get into the house, come back quickly

Screen: Wait for me