"It's me, why aren't you dead yet?"

"The insurance I bought the year before last has recently started to pay back, and I plan to live a few more years."

“”

Even more speechless than Lanche was Leng Xiaotai.

He quickly wrenched himself out of Lanche's arms, looked at me in confusion, and then at Lanche, "You know?" ”

"Ahh As he spoke, he immediately realized an even more amazing fact, "Lan Shen, you are not human!" ”

"Of course he is not" I read as if reading a text, "one of the fragments of consciousness torn off at the beginning of chaos, the theocratic agent of the three emperor gods, in charge of the law of all things, the order of the universe, and the creatures of heaven and earth are under his command. But because of his arrogant nature, he was dissatisfied with the emperor god he belonged to, and then raised troops to rebel, intending to kill the gods" said that I changed my words, "Do you say this is a human thing?" ”

Lanche regarded me as a piece of ruin, and the disgust that he couldn't hide was overflowing, "Why do I want to kill you, don't you know it yourself?" ”

Leng Xiaotai, the audience in the front row, was shocked again, it turned out that the boss who pretended to be addicted and willful and lazy in Lan Che's mouth was me?! In other words, I am the third of the three emperor gods, and Lanche is a traitor?!

Seeing this old subordinate who betrayed him again, I was extremely calm. He threw his head in his pockets, kicked over the small pile of sand at his feet, and said leisurely, "I think I'm good to you." The salary is high, the benefits are good, the platform is big, although there is no room for promotion, uh, that's because you are promoted again is the emperor, in general, during your tenure, in addition to not working, skipping meetings, being lazy, sleeping, perfunctory official documents, wantonly changing laws and regulations, embezzling public funds to develop anti-human engineering projects, and stealing chili peppers into your meal, I am all obedient to you, oh yes, I also include the introduction of the object, you don't want it. ”

"That's enough." Lan Che didn't want to listen to me and continue to talk nonsense, so he pulled up Leng Xiaotai and wanted to leave. Unexpectedly, Leng Xiaotai actually reached out and clasped Lanche behind him, and pulled Lanche again, "I still have a question that I haven't asked clearly."

Lanche was stunned.

Leng Xiaotai naturally didn't know that he stayed with me to chat a few more words, which caused Lanche to be extremely dissatisfied. But Lanche couldn't throw Leng Xiaotai here alone, so he stubbornly pestled in front of me.

Leng Xiaotai let go of Lanche's hand and walked in front of Shi Zhen, "By the way, there is something I haven't asked you, that day in the morgue, I asked why you saved me, you said that because we are friends, when did we meet?" ”

It was my eyes that bent my tail, "We are high school classmates. But you forgot a lot of things. ”

"High school classmates?" Leng Xiaotai was puzzled, "Aren't you a god?" What do you do in high school for humans? ”

It was I who unconsciously glanced at Lanche, "We gods actually have no structural difference from humans, the only difference is that the spiritual quality is beyond the size of ordinary people. Before the Earth was exploited, our gods developed an upscale property called Nebrosa on a nebula 13.8 billion light-years away. However, according to the scale of human beings now, that is, the scale of towns and villages, it was only connected to WiFi last year, there are few dishes, there is a single selection of square dances, and the life of the gods is not rich. Later, we chose the earth as the test field, modeled on the body and soul structure of God, and made human beings in batches according to one person per 700g of spiritual quality. Your human civilization is very good, it has developed to today's level in just a million years, especially in China, where the catering industry is extremely developed. So the gods of Nebrosa have basically migrated to Earth. In high school, as a civil servant, there are also people like Lanche who rely on their faces to eat. ”

"Oh," Leng Xiaotai understood, "Then as an Emperor God, don't you need to stay in Nebrosa uh to take charge of Heavenly Court?" ”

It was I who lazily replied, "No, because the level of the emperor god is too buggy, so in order to reflect the justice and progress of the society of the gods, we Nebrosa have implemented a constitutional monarchy early on, and each emperor god has a corresponding party that supports him, for example, the former leader of my faction is Lanche, and the head of the party is also the theocratic agent, also known as the god's acolyte." Only a god of Lanche's level is qualified to be called a god-servant, and there are currently only four in the universe. ”

After Leng Xiaotai heard this, he couldn't help but glance back at Lan Che, with a complicated expression, "I can't imagine that my Lan God is such an extraordinary being!" ’

It's me: "Lanche has become a traitorous god, and the remaining three are the acolytes of each emperor god. We have regular elections, and now my second brother is in charge, so I'm retired. ”

"Uh-oh." Leng Xiaotai nodded, and then twisted his eyebrows, "But you haven't explained to me just now why I have a problem with my spiritual speed, and why it has something to do with this island."

"Are you all done?!" Lanche finally got impatient. He was already disgusted with me, and Leng Xiaotai was still chatting enthusiastically around me, letting him blow the sea breeze for one minute and sixty-seven seconds on the side alone, it was really unbearable.

It's a pity that Leng Xiaotai, who is nervous, didn't feel the resentment exuding from Lan Che's body at all, and actually blatantly grabbed Shi Zhen's arm, "Wait a while, Lan Shen, I still have a few words to finish asking." ”

Unexpectedly, as soon as his words fell, Lan Che rushed forward in a few steps, grabbed Leng Xiaotai's wrist and pulled the person away, "Do you have any questions, just ask me?" ”

Leng Xiaotai: ""

At that moment, Leng Xiaotai even felt that Lanche was like a coquettish - don't you tell him, ask me if it's okay?

He felt that his ideas were terrible.

At this time, Leng Xiaotai heard that it was me who snapped his fingers, and a feeling of overweight suddenly surged into his chest, and he hurriedly looked down, and his feet were hanging in mid-air! Just as he was startled by the sudden change, Lanche put his hand on his shoulder and whispered, "Don't be afraid. ”

After speaking, he looked at me and whispered angrily, "What do you want to show us?" ”

I said lightly, "Look at the secrets of the island." ”

The dark night blurred the line between the sea and the sky, the upper half of which was full of stars, and the lower half of which was the moonlit waves. Leng Xiaotai stood between heaven and earth, and couldn't help but be attracted by this scene. Then he listened to me continue, "Actually, just a year ago, the universe experienced a catastrophe. ”

Leng Xiaotai said softly, and his mood was not turbulent. Because a year ago, he was still on the road to that announcement, holding a piece of wheat-flavored bread and reading the evening newspaper for two dollars a newspaper at the newsstand. As everyone knows, at the very beginning of a catastrophe, the newspaper told Leng Xiaotai that nothing had happened today.

Humanity is so small.

It's me: "After that, I should have become a deposed god. But like you, I've found that my speed is beginning to change. ”

"So you've regained your abilities?" Leng Xiaotai was still staring blankly at the pitch-black sea under his feet.

"Yes." "The acceleration of the soul means that the inherent energy begins to increase." This is actually an unnatural phenomenon, and I have recently received news that there have been a number of soul anomalies in nature, such as the vine ghost you encountered. ”

As he spoke, I snapped my fingers again, and a strong light shone instantly, and the black island and sea area suddenly became bright! This beam of light is not the common sense of sunlight, but I have adjusted the frequency of light that Lanche and Leng Xiaotai's eyes can receive, so for the people on the island, they will not notice any changes.

Leng Xiaotai looked at the scene on the island, dumbfounded - in his eyes, a shadow puppet show was being staged on this small island. Countless stereotypical figures are strangely reflected on the ground, they walk, talk, and every corner of the island is like a restoration of the daily life of the island's residents.

It's me: "These are the ghosts in the middle of the night. In fact, as you have noticed before, the essence of 'black shadow' is not a shadow, but a flat body that can only exist in two dimensions. They could not show themselves openly during the day, so they gathered together into a dark shadow and hid in the shadows of the trees and the houses. At night, when darkness covers the earth, they can 'live' in the form of 'shadows' in this darkness. ”

Leng Xiaotai asked indifferently, "Then are they conscious?" ”

It's Zhenhui, "not as profound as when I was alive, but there are." ”

For some reason, Leng Xiaotai was a little sad, "Then aren't they very painful?" Why are they like this? ”

He probably had the answer in his heart - because it was a tragic death.

It was as if I could read what Leng Xiaotai was thinking, and continued, "It's not just a tragic death, you continue to look into the sea." ”

As far as the eye can see, you can clearly see the striking coral reef surrounding the seabed around the island. Leng Xiaotai didn't think he was thinking too much, he faintly felt that the shape of this coral was like a formation.

Lanche thought of this first, and said thoughtfully, "Who do you think did this?" ”

I chuckled, "I don't know. ”

Leng Xiaotai, who was silent on the side, gradually had a vein in his heart, and regardless of whether the rumors on the island that he had heard from Min Huan before were related to this matter, it was at least certain that someone was now conducting inhumane research on human spirits, and the purpose was likely to increase people's spiritual speed. As for whether the vine black shadow was a real waste, Leng Xiaotai didn't know for the time being, but he knew that there was more than one vine ghost, and there was more than one such tragedy.

By the time I thought of it, I had teleported them back to the surface. He yawned and walked in the direction of the hotel, "I'm sleepy, let's talk about it today." If you have any questions, ask your home Lanche. ”

On the beach, there were only two people left, Leng Xiaotai and Lanche, and the lights on the beach volleyball court were bright, skewing the shadow of the lonely upright net stick. Leng Xiaotai received a bit of a large amount of information this night, and he was still in a state of processing for a while, and he couldn't recover for a long time, and then he only heard Lanche say, "In the future, try not to contact with me." ”

"Huh?" Leng Xiaotai raised his head sluggishly.

Lanche's eyes were full of warning and displeasure, "It's me who is very bad, don't talk to him in the future." ”

Leng Xiaotai's brain was still unable to function, and he replied woodenly, "I think others are very good, and they gave me an earring." ”

Lanche has been holding back this fire for a long time, even if he has good cultivation, he is also an arrogant and sensitive naïve ghost in his bones, he will explode when he pokes it to the bone, and he has lost the burden of a male god in minutes, and he can't be calm at all. What's more, Leng Xiaotai has this attitude towards me!

I can't bear it!

His face sank, he took off Leng Xiaotai's earrings, shook his hand and threw them into the sea. Leng Xiaotai, who was still immersed in digesting the amount of information a second ago, came back to his senses - what happened?

He grabbed Lanche's arm, "Why did you throw my studs away?" ”

"What are you doing with what he gave you?!" Lanche said angrily, "I've been looking bad for a long time! ”

"But, but." Leng Xiaotai couldn't cry or laugh, "Those earrings are to help me disguise Min Huan, how can I pretend to be this." ”

Lanche was upset and irritable, and said loudly, "I'll send you!!" ”

One second, two seconds.

Leng Xiaotai: "Thank you." ”

The night was late and the sea breeze was cooler. Leng Xiaotai casually pulled Lanche's arm, planning to go back to the hotel and ask about the doubts he had saved tonight, "Let's go." ”

Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, he bumped into two big acquaintances - the insomniac Li Fei was going to come to the beach for a walk, and the kung fu downstairs was entangled by Ma Bingchao, a sycophant, and the two were walking towards them along the coast one after the other.

Leng Xiaotai turned around suddenly, his heart was pounding, "This hateful Lanche threw away the earrings, how can I see people with my face now, isn't it too suspicious to run away like this, but continue to pestle here, what if Li Fei comes to talk to me, what to do?"

Just when he muttered in his heart that he didn't know what to do, Lanche's reaction was extremely calm. I saw him stretch out his hand, press the back of Leng Xiaotai's head, and take the person into his arms.

Leng Xiaotai was a little confused by the smell of plants, so much so that it took him a long time to remember that he should bury his face in it again.

"Won't you grab me by the waist?" Lanche's deep voice lingered in his ears, and with the temperature of his breathing, Leng Xiaotai's ears itched.

He stiffened his arms up and slowly wrapped his arms around Lanche's waist. The two hugged like this, and the sea breeze brought Ma Bingchao's voice not far away into his ears - "Mr. Li, let's go around, don't disturb other people's that"

Li Fei stopped ten meters away, his face sank, and he turned around, "Let's go, go back to the hotel." ”