Chapter 44: The Art of Shadow Clones
Facts have proved that you should never underestimate anyone, even if she is a seemingly kind little Lori, she may be a woman who is not drunk with a thousand glasses, generally if you want to get a girl drunk and do something shameful, just a bottle of beer is enough, if she is interesting to you, a bottle of beer is enough to make her drink, if it is not interesting, then sorry! If you drink and don't know what you believe, she's fine, and she may say to you gently, "Sleep you are paralyzed!" Get up and drink! β
Comrade Hao Ren has died heroically, although one Hao person has fallen, but thousands of Hao people have not stood up! At least Wu Yi knows, don't fight with Sophia. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info because what she can drink is definitely not as big as her belly, and people who are bigger than her have not yet been born.
At this time, Sophia has grown from 1.5 meters to 1.8 meters, and she is close to the unconscious Hao Ren, that is, the people in their store are busy taking care of Hao Ren, and no one noticed that the little Lori just now has become a big girl. The two of them drank an estimated more than 20 cases of wine, Hao Ren began to play with Sophia, and then poured wine into his mouth with his eyes and mechanically, and his nose was rippling outward, Wu was afraid of making a fuss and gave Sophia an order directly, using a big move to swallow the world, and instantly all the places where the wine could be seen began to burst into wine, Comrade Hao Ren finally died heroically, and muttered "You are the god of wine!" β
Queen Huang Mei seemed to be very satisfied with the height of the water column spit out by Hao Ren, snapped her fingers and grabbed her bag and left, the queen's order must not be ignored, Tang Seng threw down a hundred yuan and followed. The amount of money for wine alone is more than that, what if people ask for money? Wu Ill didn't pretend to have a dime, taking advantage of the chaos at the scene, if he didn't run at this time, he would wait for when!
Pulling Sophia to run wildly, in the end, there is still no money to harm, otherwise it will definitely be over with a direct hit of Grandpa Mao today, but it is also possible to be beaten even more, and there are more people who want face than money these years.
Running and running, Wu Sick felt wrong, why was Sophia so light? Turning his head, he saw that Wu Ai's three souls were lost, and the remaining one was still Guan Lasa, and the whole person was blinded! I saw that Sophia was only half left, and the top half was still smirking at Wu Ill. "! Sophia, what about your legs? "If this thing is seen by people, it is easy to be regarded as a corpse shredding case, and if it turns into water, it will be more suspected of destroying the corpse, there are enough unsolved cases in China, and if you come to such a yellow wheat tomorrow, you have to come to talk to yourself tomorrow, with a rocket plane meteor hammer.
At this moment, Wu Yi saw a small bag bulging on Sophia's stomach, and then slowly turned into a human form, and when it was completely separated, it was completely a miniature version of Sophia, and the miniature version of Sophia shouted to Wu Aijiao, "The technique of shadow clone!" Ha! "After saying that, I jumped down and didn't know where to run." it! What the hell is this! Are you from the Hokage? Isn't it an artificial creature? β
Sophia didn't speak, just smiled stupidly, and Wu asked nothing and didn't answer anything. At this moment, a cold voice came from Wu Yi's head, "The main body is dormant, please gather the doppelganger as soon as possible, otherwise the main body will always be dormant!" "Crashed? Where's the restart button? This will make Sophia decompose faster, and when Wu Yi finds Huang Mei and Tang Seng will have half of their heads left in their hands.
Moreover, their spaceship has already surrounded a large group of people, and there are group photos and bear children who have climbed up, smashing glass with bricks. "Hey! Say you! If you dare to pee on it, you'll beat your out! "This traffic police officer is really responsible, but I don't know if he can manage the matter of finding a doppelganger.
When the traffic police saw Wu Ai coming, he pointed to the spaceship and said to Wu Ai, "This thing is yours?" Do you know that illegal modification of a vehicle is punishable by revocation of driver's license? The traffic police saw Wu Ai looking left and right, and exclaimed: "You don't even have a driver's license, right?" "No, no, no! This is a battery car, and the battery car doesn't need a driver's license, right? The traffic policeman nodded and said, "That's not necessary, but it's a bit of a hindrance if you don't make it so big...... or how did Wu Yi get mixed up from junior high school, the brain is just good" This is the props of our crew, and we will dismantle it when we turn around! "Oh props, what's it for?" "Qin Shi Huang vs. Avatar!" The traffic police muttered, "It's messy!" Then he rode his motorcycle and left.
This will Huang Mei they only gathered around, just now I was mainly afraid that he would check his ID card, Tang Seng didn't come out of the house all day, Wu Yi really couldn't think of how Huang Mei went to work. Now I don't have time to worry about this, Wu Yi pinched Sophia, who had become a villain, and said, "Come and see, Sophia will be separated!" Ahh It's divided into villains gone! What should I do? β
Huang Mei poked Mini Sophia with her index finger and said, "Ah! It's so soft, it's the same as the real thing! "It's hopeless for you to expect this woman to have a positive shape, and you're still worried about this. Tang Seng was talking about Buddhism with a kill Matt, Wu Yi looked at it for a long time before he found out that it was a woman, if his daughter did this, Wu Yi would definitely put her back in eighty-eight! Wu Yi was completely anxious, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and think of a way, if this is caught by a scientist and then researched something, it will be over, Wu Lao Er specially explained at the beginning, science and technology can't pull out the seedlings to help it, otherwise it is easy to make the world collapse!" β
The smiling Tang Seng also put away his smiling face when he saw that Wu was angry, and said, "Wu Sick, have you forgotten Wu Er?" If you have something, you should find him, this belongs to after-sales service! Wu Yi jumped to his feet and said, "This old bastard is now being chased all over the world, and the ghost knows which mountain he is in now!" Tang Seng shook his head and said, "That's no way, otherwise you can ask the wine bottle eighty-eight, right?" β
Huang Mei snapped her fingers, pointed to a stray dog passing by, and said, "Don't you still have so many fox friends and dog friends?" Did you ask them to help you figure it out? "Wu Yi gave himself a mouth at that time, and he is not used to having special abilities until now, but even if there are so many cats and dogs, it is enough to find Sophia, because Sophia has no smell at all.
At this time, Wu Ill's mobile phone rang, Wu Ill looked at the caller ID and was actually Aunt Wang's landline, how could she still be in the mood to give her verbosity now, Wu Ill hung up directly, but I didn't expect her to call again just after hanging up, Wu Ill shouted directly, "Sister Wang, can you wait?" I'm in a hurry! "Hello? It's the Auxiliary Minister, right? "As soon as you hear this name, you know that it is the cat people, how can cats make phone calls now?
"Hello? Why don't you speak, is it a mistake? Prime Minister, you're checking it out. Wu Ill hurriedly said, "That's right, that's right, I'm Wu Ill, Brother Cat, what are you?" By the way, how did you find my number? I heard the prime minister over there proudly say, "I said it must be this ......," and then the one-eyed domineering said: "Do you think my subordinates are all eating dry rice?" I'm connected to the English language! β
These cats are fine, right? Didn't you say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become sperm? How uneasy to play the cards!
One-eyed said, "I won't talk nonsense to you, I will pay the general and the vanguard marshal are still carrying the phone, it's very heavy, to make a long story short, you asked me to help you find out about the rat king, I helped you get in touch, just in the sewer of No. 37 Fumin Road, you arrived and someone picked you up.... Why did this old lady come back so early today? Then I heard Aunt Wang scolding, "Where are so many wild cats? Didn't you bring them here again......"
It's so timely, there are so many rats in the city, it's not hard to help turn the city upside down. Wu Yi hung up the phone and ran a few steps to jump directly onto the spaceship, shouting, "Get in the car!" Huang Mei said below, "The key is still in Sophia's belly, what do you want to open?" "Today, the old lady of the goddess of luck may think that Wu Ill has been unlucky recently, and generously let Wu Ill go.
Wu Yi lowered his head and Sophia in his hand had a key in his stomach, Wu Yi opened the hatch and sat directly in the driver's seat, Huang Mei and Tang Seng also jumped in, this monk has practiced in the end, and his skills are really good. As soon as he came up, Huang Mei grabbed the right to operate with Wu Ill, how can he take care of this neurosis now, "Get out of the way!" Wu Ill rarely got angry, and Huang Mei said stupidly, "What's the big deal!" β
The car finally started, but it was running a little slowly, and Wu Yi watched an old lady push her old man to overtake. Huang Mei shouted, "Why is it so slow? Can you do it? "Huh? What is this button for? "Whoosh!" "Tang Seng, I'll grass your second uncleββ!"