It's not a bustling city. So there aren't a lot of people on the road. There are several small shops selling clothes on both sides of the street, as well as a few Shaxian snacks.

The left and right eggs also ran down, they were still stacked on top of each other, shaking and shaking when they ran, and the four knives on their bodies looked weird. Of course, the ninja dress like them is very weird in itself.

I just don't know if there are any police officers who want to arrest me? Now the phone has been hacked by that idiot...... Damn, I forgot to pick up my phone card!

When I looked up, I saw that the bus had driven away. I guess the driver was also afraid of us, afraid that we would stab him and make a short-lived ghost. Now I don't have a mobile phone, I don't even have a number, and I can't get in touch with Mengmeng.

And I don't seem to have a few dollars on me now, where to hide!

If you have a knife in your hand, can't you rob it?

"Oh, I'm so hungry." Zuo Dan said suddenly.

I'm still hungry!

Are you two reapers, and you also need to eat?

"What do you see me doing?"

"If you have any money, buy something to eat."

"I don't have any money!"

"What then?"

"Asking for money? There are many ways, you can sell cute...... It's a bit shameful, but with the looks of the two of you, you should be able to sell it for a good price; Otherwise, it's okay to sell yourself, but seeing that you two are like children, I guess none of you dare to buy it, right? Otherwise, go steal and rob it! ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the guy on Zuo Dan pulled out a knife and put it on the neck of a snacker who was a snack in Shaxian County, "Robbery!" Let's have a bowl of noodles! ”

Depend on!

Can it not be so realistic? Lao Tzu got out of the car early because he was afraid of being arrested by the police! You two boys are going to rob now! You are not afraid, let's not say that you are reapers, even if you are not reapers, now you are all black, and when you take off your clothes, one will become two, who will recognize you? I'm different, I'm not dressed up, I'm not a masked hero, and my face shape should be easier to recognize, now I'm robbing with you, so I'm not looking for death?

"It's two bowls!" The right egg below adds.

Zuo Dan also turned his head to look at me and said, "It should be three bowls, and the fucking brother should want it too, right?" ”

Fuck Dude...... Why does the name sound so scary? The name itself is pretty fucked up, okay? I'm also drunk, and I knew that I wouldn't tell them my name, just tell them my real name, why is it not called "fuck up"?

"I don't know them well......" I shrugged and ran.

It's true that you don't know them well, but they're robbing. And it's just two bowls of noodles. You rob your face, and I will not accompany you. I have to go back, and it should be safer to go back to school.

"Okay, two bowls of noodles." Zuo Dan spoke, and then put away his knife.

That's a real knife.

I don't dare to look at the rest of the matter, it's important to run away immediately. I guess those two guys will die really quickly.

I ran into a small alley, which turned out to be a dead end, and there was only a small shop selling adult toys that looked a little hidden on the outside, but the sign was not hidden, but a big poster of a sexy woman was posted with great fanfare.

I was about to turn around and leave, but suddenly I heard the sound of a police car in the distance, and I immediately dispelled that thought. Now I'm running out like this, maybe it's going to be delivered to my door. I just don't know if this little shop has a back door, and if it does, it can still slip out.

"What do you want to buy?"

As soon as I entered the store, the shopkeeper who was looking at his phone looked up. And there happened to be a woman in his shop who was looking down to check something.

I'm a little hot on my face.

I've never been in this kind of shop, and I don't know what to say. I have to say: I'm here for the back door.

I guess the shopkeeper is going to out right away, right?

The woman looked up at me, lowered her head, and then suddenly looked up at me again, a look of surprise on her face.

Could it be that I have flowers on my face?

The woman was only a middle-aged woman. Judging from the fact that she entered this store in broad daylight, she should be a very lonely and empty woman. Moreover, her body is still relatively fat, and it looks a little like a few simple geometric objects stacked together: the head is spherical, and the waist is cylindrical; The chest is two cones, and the two legs are also cylindrical.

A slender figure like mine is not enough to look at in front of her. I guess she'll make a noise if she puts me in her stomach and shakes it.

Not only did the woman look at me in amazement, but even the shopkeeper looked at me with amazement.

The owner of this shop is a man, so he shouldn't be so that even men like it. Didn't I close my pants? So I looked down and checked, and Tiananmen was completely closed. And their eyes were on my face, so it should be that there was something wrong with this face of mine.

To be honest, there shouldn't be any other problems other than Shuai, right?

I can't find the words to say.

Maybe they'll think I'm embarrassed to say it, right?

The woman actually took a step forward, and it looked like she wanted to shake my hand or something.

Where is this?

As she walked around, I finally saw what she had just looked down. It was a long box that looked like a small coffin, and there seemed to be a corpse in it - no, it should be a doll, of course, the head was bald, but the bald face looked so much like me......

Depend on!

The doll was almost identical to the one Meng Meng had taken out last time. The woman was indeed a lonely and empty middle-aged woman who had come here to buy a doll with that huge bane.

It's just that why do you want to buy this one? That face is modeled after my face!

No wonder the two of them looked at me in amazement, and sure enough, it was because of my face!

This woman doesn't sleep with that doll in her arms every day, does she? Now that you see me as a real person, will you still imagine that you are holding me?

Think of goosebumps all over your body.

"Are you ......?" or the shopkeeper who spoke first.

I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. The woman also stopped her steps, but the bad sign was that there was a blush on her face.

"I'm here...... Well, look into the market. "I started making it up.

"Ah, hello, hello, you're my idol." The woman took a step forward, the weight of the heavyweight boxing champion almost causing an earthquake, and held out her hand, presumably to shake my hand.

Looking at her fat right hand, I couldn't get it down. And those hands were covered with sweat. It is estimated that such fat women like to sweat.

But I'm here now, because I'm here for the back door, so there's no need to offend them. So I shook her hand.

She looked excited, "Can I sign it?" ”

Signature?

I was a little stunned.

Before I could react, she took out her phone and snapped a picture. That's too fast, isn't it? Where is this like the hand speed that such a fat person should have!

"Forget the signature." It's better to sign this name.

"You look so young!" The woman looked very excited.

I'm sick to my stomach.

That damn guy is so boring that I use my face to make that kind of money! What's more, the products that don't have a natural reason are still sold here! How will I live after that?

I can almost imagine that if a thousand lonely women in this city bought this doll, wouldn't there be a good chance that they would meet me in person? In that case......

"Oh, please sit down, please take a seat." The shopkeeper spoke again, and he made tea.

I guess he's never met someone like me. Especially the guy who talks about market research and gets wet.

Watching him make tea, I was really a little thirsty. But now the police should be coming, so I was a little anxious and asked, "Is there a ...... here?" Back door? ”

"Back door?" The shopkeeper was a little surprised, "What kind of back door do you mean, or what kind of back door?" ”

What kind of back door is there? Well, "the back door, that's the kind of back door, the back door that comes in through the front door and exits the back door." ”

"Oh, got it!" The woman snapped into a shocking act, "Are you running away?" ”

Damn, they all say that they have big breasts and no brains, and they can't see that this girl has a bright brain! I was running away with a single word!

I don't know what to say. Do I want to lament her cleverness, or do I lament the decline of the world?

The owner replied dryly, "No." ”

No back door? So I can't escape?

But thinking about it, it seems that you can also change your clothes, wear a wig, put on makeup, or something...... It seems that Wei Xiaobao has done this. With my size, it shouldn't be too difficult to escape by pretending to be a woman, right?

I turned my head and saw that there was a wig in it, and there were rabbit ears or something. Don't look at this small shop is so small, but there are so many goods in it, miscellaneous, I see my blood boiling.

The woman exclaimed, "It's simple, you can put on makeup." ”

Depend on! It seems that this woman is really a little smart, and she even thinks of a solution.

The shopkeeper looked at me, "The question is, are you running away from the white or the underworld?" ”

It seems that the owner of this shop is a little interesting, and he even has to divide it into two ways.

"Two!"

The shopkeeper said dryly, "Understood! ”

I'm not bragging, I'm the police; As for those two eggs, they should be considered underworld.

He didn't talk nonsense, and directly took out all the equipment, "This set is for you, of course, if you will return it, you can also return it." ”

Damn, what kind of broken equipment is this!

underwear, dresses, wigs, and a fake leather bag, plus a pair of hating the sky, it is estimated that I haven't gone out yet, and I have already fallen fifty or sixty bags on my head.

However, the situation is stronger than people, and it is still necessary to pay it back when you come out to mix. If I run out like this now, I don't think it will be so easy to go back to school. So it's better to lower your head first.

He pulled out his razor again.

Well, the beard should be shaved, and the armpit hair should be shaved?

The wig is blonde curly and looks good.

There's also a fitting room in there - is this for trying on underwear or something? After changing clothes and shaving my beard, I looked in the mirror, except for the Adam's apple, there should be no big flaws.

"I don't know your name yet."

As soon as I came out, the woman asked excitedly.

The owner also gave me a silk scarf, and I wrapped it around my neck so that I couldn't see the Adam's apple.

In fact, he didn't suffer a loss, at least the knife should be worth some money, and it should be enough for these broken things on his body.

"Please call me Zhang Xiaoliang."

After saying that, I knew I couldn't speak. Because even if I pinch my throat, I can't make a female voice!

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