66 [Chapter 11x6] Stacking Arhats
When Leng Xiaotai got this long dress, he refused.
He never imagined that Lanche would be the first to reach the bottom of the mountain because he was so disgusted with every second that I was with me, that he would leave everyone far behind. In the same way, in the second group, Wang Jiang and Shi Rong actually started a rock climbing competition because of mutual anger, and when Leng Xiaotai and the group came to the bottom of the mountain in a good way, the Lanche trio and Wang Jiang trio had already set up a tent for the props group early.
"Refuse!" Leng Xiaotai hugged the clothes piled up in his arms like a small mountain and said solemnly, "I have no opinion on women's clothes, but this dress is like a wedding dress, it's too exaggerated, it's almost right." β
"Why is it a wedding dress, aren't you a little dragon girl?" Shi Liang threw away the melon skin and wiped his mouth casually, "It's okay, Director Wu's straight male aesthetic is okay." And the men's and women's clothes are almost the same, you see my body is also white. β
"Can that be the same! I'm a 24K pure guy! Leng Xiaotai was very unhappy, he couldn't hold back the smell of the Northeast ballast, and lowered his volume and burst into foul language, "There are so many pieces of cloth in your crotch, damn it, I wear a skirt and I will suffer from the wind, this bully has no children, and he can't open his legs in the aisle." β
"Isn't it all over if you wear a pair of pants!" Shi Liang hugged Leng Xiaotai's shoulders in three and four ways, "Besides, you haven't worn it, you know how comfortable the skirt is when you wear it, not only liberating your crotch, but even your soul is free, you believe in brother." β
"Damn, I'm older than you!"
"Okay, Brother Tai."
Shi Liang persuaded while putting people to the tent collar for changing clothes, and the beauty was wearing women's clothes, and he was still looking forward to it. Leng Xiaotai rolled his eyes scolding, was pushed to the tent by Shi Liang, and was just about to take a step forward when the curtain was suddenly lifted.
The program team moved a lot of scheming in Lanche's dress, the eye-catching royal blue tribute satin dress with a white jacquard lining, the brocade waist with blue edges on a white background and blue edges with high boots that were also white and blue totems, a tribute satin cloak of the same tone and a snow-white fluffy fur collar. Most of the guests' clothes that day were in the Xianxia style, but Lanche was the most graceful, like a prince who went to the wrong set.
Leng Xiaotai took a look at Prince Lan, and for a short second, he sincerely envied the prince who had received the luxurious men's clothes, and then lowered his head and cut into the tent around Lan in a gray way. He sat in his chair for a long time, and then slowly untied his shoes.
- It's so pretty.
The props team messed up the clothes package when they moved things, and Shen Yuan, who was in charge of the costumes, did not follow the group into the mountain, and Leng Xiaotai was stumped by the problem of wearing clothes for the first time. He pulled out a gauze robe from the ground, looked left and right, and threw it away, there were three layers inside and three layers outside, and there were some accessories and ornaments of unknown use, Leng Xiaotai found that he didn't know how to wear it.
He casually picked up a piece of dirty clothes and blocked it in front of him, intending to look for foreign help outside the tent, but as soon as he poked his head out, he saw Lanche standing in front of the tent.
"Uh..." Leng Xiaotai was stunned for a moment, he originally wanted to call Shi Liang to help, but Lanche stepped forward first, and simply opened the tent and came in.
Upon entering, Lanche glanced at the clothes on the ground and understood. He took the dirty clothes that stood in front of him from Leng Xiaotai's hand and said, "I'll help you." β
With that, Lanche unfolded his dirty clothes and walked behind Leng Xiaotai. Leng Xiaotai took off his clothes stupidly and stood in place stiffly, to be honest, the night in the mountains was still a little cold, and Lanche's fingertips touched him all over.
"Why are you so nervous..."Lanche helped Leng Xiaotai put on his obscene clothes, lowered his long eyelashes and said bluntly, "Why have you always avoided me since this morning, and I provoked you?" β
"No, no, I'm cold." Leng Xiaotai replied, thinking that I can't tell you that I have a crush on you, and I won't fall out of love, right?
He hesitantly changed the subject, "Is this one inside?" Don't make a mistake, there are several layers. β
"That's a dirty garment." Lanche crouched down and rummaged through the pile of clothes for the next one, "It's a woman's underwear, it can't be wrong." β
"Huh? Undergarments! Leng Xiaotai covered his face, "This is too complete!" β
"Oh, wrong." Lan Che pulled out a red belly pocket from the pile of clothes with an expressionless face, "This is the innermost one!" β
β...... Is it too late for me to extinguish my mouth? β
In the end, Leng Xiaotai was forced to wear the red belly pocket with the insistent help of Lanche. However, Lanche and Leng Xiaotai's understanding of women's clothing is half a catty, and the two big men squatted on the ground and studied it for a long time.
Leng Xiaotai's clothes are also useless at first glance. The whole body is only white, and the colorful patterns printed on the white dress can be seen in the light, with silk trim, and there is a layer of light hard gauze in addition to the costume. After getting dressed neatly, Lanche couldn't help but grab Leng Xiaotai's hand and touch the earrings. The light changed, and the person in front of him changed back to his original appearance.
"Okay, okay?" Leng Xiaotai asked cautiously.
"Huh? Oh. Lanche woke up, "Okay, okay." β
Leng Xiaotai nodded, switched his face back, carried the heavy skirt, and walked out of the tent awkwardly. In the distance, Rong squatted in front of the campfire and shouted, "Why are you two in the tent, you don't come out for a long time, it won't be..."
Before he finished the second half of the sentence, Shi Rong suddenly stopped. Everyone followed Shi Rong's line of sight, and they were all quiet for a few seconds. Shi Liang sat on the wooden box of the props group, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, "It's like a shock, and it's extraordinary." β
The little fairy Leng walked to the bonfire with a bitter gourd face and said from the bottom of her heart, "Damn, Lao Tzu's crotch is leaking." β
Shi Liang retracted his gaze. ββThe opening is the most beautiful when the scenery is broken, and the cold rough platform is still quiet as a chicken.
When the other guests changed their clothes one after another, Leng Xiaotai was the first to get their hair and makeup. He found two pieces of cold chicken thighs in the family bucket to fill his empty stomach, and pretended to read the script of the game session. - because Lanche was sitting next to him.
"Would you like to sleep in the tent?" Lanche's voice, "It's probably going to be an all-night recording tonight. β
"How long will they have to put on makeup?" Leng Xiaotai's tone was flat, but his eyes looked at the third line over and over again.
"You can sleep for an hour."
"Oh..."
Leng Xiaotai stood up and walked in the direction of the tent with his neck bent. He squinted his eyes and pressed his gaze to the corners of his eyes. In the afterglow, two figures were reflected on the ground, and Lanche stood up as he got up. The two figures were one after the other, and with every step, Leng Xiaotai's lower abdomen was sore, and finally at the moment when he lifted the tent curtain, the staff not far away shouted, "Lan Shen!" There's a favor here, help! β
The shadow behind him suddenly stopped, disappearing in the other direction of view. Leng Xiaotai was half a beat slow before he got into the tent and knelt down on his sleeping bag with a puff.
He rubbed his lower abdomen hard, burying his face in the palm of his hand in frustration. Just now, he shamelessly hardened because he imagined Lanche sleeping with him in the tent. The chest is swollen, the lower abdomen is sore, like a little virgin who reacts when he is approached by a girl he likes in adolescence, and he is not good.
Leng Xiaotai is not a coward, he is in love with a man, this is not terrible. It's just that he's met Li Fei before, and he knows how fucked straight guys are when they're entangled by men, and Lanche is so good, how can he.
What's more...
"Brother I, would I like to ask you about someone?" Leng Xiaotai leaned in front of a bulging sleeping bag, "I heard Xuan say, you have a good relationship with Lanche's Qingmei?" β
It's me: zzzz
It was I who wrapped myself tightly in my sleeping bag, the elastic bands tightly tightened, revealing only one face, upright like a mummy. Leng Xiaotai loosened the elastic band, intending to peel my ears out of the sleeping bag, "Don't sleep by you, you sleep every day, what's the use of living?" β
It's me: ZZZZ
"I was wrong, my father! The minister has something to do..."
It's me who finally enjoys my face and opens my eyes.
It was me staring at the person in front of me with sleepy eyes, and the boot speed of the brain could only beat one percent of the world's users, Leng Xiaotai always felt that it was me who was so empty and godless that he sneered at his eyes and was very lethal, so that he forgot what he wanted to ask for a while, and after a long time, it was I who opened my mouth thirstily...
"Are you out of love?"
Sting, Leng Xiaotai pulled the elastic up again.
This issue of tearing the name plate is still an individual competition, and the nine players are the first to pass through the trampoline area in front of the ancient house, and there is a foam wall in front of the trampoline. Contestants need to complete the designated hand shadow action in the air before entering the ancient house. There is a nine-square grid card hidden in the ancient house, and the name of a player is hidden in the space at random. For each question that is affixed to the stone pillar, the player who is the first to form a straight line in the nine-square grid wins.
Since it was a late-night recording, all the contestants unanimously expressed their long-cherished wish for a quick victory, and the enthusiasm for the battle was unprecedentedly high. When the whistle sounded, Leng Xiaotai, the god of war, ignored the combat disadvantage of his long skirt leaking from the crotch of his pants, and rushed to the trampoline area first. However, success is often reserved for those who are more prepared, only to see Leng Xiaotai planning to jump with a buffer, but unfortunately stepped on the corner of his skirt, and was pressed on the head by Shi Liang, who rushed later, and fell on his stomach.
After getting into the thief's bed, Leng Xiaotai was deeply aware of the difficulty of this game, not only to jump to a certain height to make the hand shadow project on the foam wall at a high place, but also to ensure that the body was in the air enough time to complete the hand shadow action. The most important thing is that nine people stand on the trampoline at the same time, and the rhythm of everyone jumping up and down is seven up and eight down, for Leng Xiaotai, who was planted as soon as he came up, it was difficult for him to just get up steadily.
What's more, there are those that hit him.
With the two troubled elements of Shi Liang and Rong, the battle instantly changed from the first to complete the hand shadow to a tough battle of stacking Arhats. Everyone adheres to the combat concept of 'dragging down the upright, and the one who is dragged down cannot be turned over', and pressed the opponent one by one to contain the opponent under them.
At that time, Leng Xiaotai was the first to fall, and Lanche almost wanted to step forward to pull the person up, but unexpectedly he was attacked by me, and tragically became the second person to fall. Luohan stacked higher and higher, and the cold small platform that was pressed at the bottom was miserable.
The contestants on the top floor are happily enjoying the scuffle, but they don't know that their pleasure is built on the extremely dirty posture of the underlying structure. Leng Xiaotai rolled over after falling, and happened to be pressed under Lanche face to face. Although Leng Xiaotai and Lanche had tried their best to support the distance between each other by their arms, every time the trampoline rose and fell, the air in Leng Xiaotai's chest cavity was squeezed, and he made a hum sound in impatience and shame.
What made Leng Xiaotai's scalp even more numb was that Lanche, who was forced to lie on his body, was hip to crotch with him, and with the trampoline violently falling together, rubbing and rubbing, his own place was changing without the will of man.
The shape was on Lanche's body through several layers of clothing, and Lanche, who was thinking about countermeasures without distraction, was dragged back to his thoughts by the touch. - Why is this kid so high?