CHAPTER XXXI

Tang Xiaoshi was stunned.

Her first kiss was taken away by the drunken Chu Ming.

Moreover, this guy's reasons are so reasonable!

"Kiss you, don't you understand?" What's going on, can she kiss Tang Xiaoshi if she wants to?

At the moment when Tang Xiaoshi's mind was blank, Chu Ming took an inch further, grabbed Tang Xiaoshi's waist with one hand, and supported the back of Xiaoshi's head with the other, and kissed it again strongly.

Tang Xiaoshi tasted a faint taste of wine......

Chu Ming sucked affectionately, and his arm tightly held Tang Xiaoshi, not letting her move.

Tang Xiaoshi's eyes widened, her face was as red as a ripe apple, this situation, don't say that it is this life, even the previous life, she has never experienced it!

In the face of the enemy, she can simply give the enemy a shuttle!

But in the face of a man, especially a man who looks exactly like Su Ming, Tang Xiaoshi was stunned.

When she came to her senses, she stepped on Chu Ming hard, Chu Ming was in pain, and snorted in a low voice, and his hand was half a point loose in response.

Tang Xiaoshi seized the opportunity, reflexively, twisted Chu Ming's right arm on his shoulder, and threw his body forward.

"Poof!"

The road was full of dust, and Chu Ming was facing the sky on all fours.

Hua Wu was stunned.

The coachman of the palace was also stunned.

Even the drunk Uncle Fu was rubbing his eyes, wondering if he was wrong.

A woman threw out Chu Ming, who has been practicing martial arts all year round? The movements are also very skillful.

While everyone was stunned, Chu Ming in the dust was laughing, laughing.

Chu Ming, who was hurt by the fall, was half confused and half awake, so he simply lay on his side on the road, supported his head with his hands, looked at Tang Xiaoshi, licked the corners of his mouth, and said angrily: "It turns out that the lip grease that Mrs. applied today is sweet, you have to taste this delicacy, and it is worth it for her husband to be wrestled." ”

Uncle Fu, who never gets messy, began to applaud again, shouting "Good man, real man!" ”

He also pulled the coachman to applaud with him.

Hua Wu's little eyes were still looking at Tang Xiaoshi carefully, thinking about what kind of woman this was.

Han Shi Niang saw this scene and secretly returned to the academy, she has seen a lot of this kind of fighting between young husbands and wives, in her opinion, no matter how powerful Mr. is, it is nothing more than a woman, the prince coaxes her, where will there be any overnight feuds.

And in spring, summer, autumn and winter, their focus is not on Chu Ming at all, a group of, they are all watching the flower dance, such a beautiful boy, he is really handsome in their hearts.

Only Tang Xiaoshi was sulking, she said angrily to Chu Ming: "Chu Ming, you came to find a beating today, I will fulfill you!" ”

Chu Ming said: "I'm not here to find a beating today, I'm here to spend time with my wife......" He didn't finish speaking, but his misty eyes were matched with an evil little smile.

Tang Xiaoshi has a black line.

She pointed to Hua Wu and said, "I think you are more suitable for him......"

The straight male prince is arrogant and has no sense of disobedience.

Chu Ming followed the direction Tang Xiaoshi pointed and looked at Hua Wu, at this time he was still five points drunk, and he only thought about Tang Xiaoshi in his heart, and he couldn't tell who Hua Wu was, and said, "He?" Who is he? ”

Hua Wu was originally a daughter's heart, his heart was crunchy, as soon as Chu Ming's words came out, his heart was broken into petals one by one, he traveled a long way to come back just for Chu Ming, but he didn't even know who he was.

In other words, the embrace just now was fake, right?

Hua Wu cried so well that a pear blossom brought rain, or a torrential rain, and said aggrievedly: "Lord Wang, I'm Xiaowu, I'm back, don't you remember?" ”

Xiao Wu was Hua Wu's nickname when she was a eunuch.

"Don't you remember? We grew up together, stole Concubine De's pastries together, bathed together, ate together, slept together, and put caterpillars in the chief manager's profane pants together......" Hua Wu gushed and listed.

Tang Xiaoshi was speechless for a while, oh, it turned out to be a broken sleeve of a childhood sweetheart.

Looking at Chu Ming again, why was this guy suddenly quiet?

Tang Xiaoshi and Hua Wu discovered at the same time that Chu Ming was actually asleep on the road...... It does seem to be a drunken mess.

Tang Xiaoshi turned her head to look at the four girls in Chunxiao and Qiudong, and scolded: "Don't be stupid, don't find someone to bring the prince in." ”

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When Chu Ming woke up, several hours had passed, and his head hurt so badly that he only remembered that he had played a big hooligan, but he didn't remember what he had done.

As soon as he saw that the quilt on his body was different from usual, he knew that he should still be in that woman's academy.

He sat up, just as Tang An walked in with a bowl of decanting soup.

Tang An said: "The prince is awake? This is a decanting soup made by the gentleman. ”

The soup that the woman made? Chu Ming felt a burst of pride in her heart, it seemed that she still cared about him.

Chu Ming picked up the soup, the warmth was just right, and it was warm in his heart, this woman was really careful.

He threw his head back and drank the soup in one gulp.

"Wow!" Chu Ming spit it out, and there was a wooden basin in front of the bed, and the soup was extremely bitter, sour, numb, and salty, and these flavors were mixed together, and it was extremely unpleasant.

"What kind of decanting soup is this? What's put on? So unpleasant? Chu Ming asked.

Tang An said calmly: "I didn't put any special materials, it was nothing more than adding two taels of coptis to a pound of vinegar, adding two spoonfuls of salt, and sprinkling a handful of pepper, Mr. was going to pour ink into it, but then I thought about it, ink is not something that anyone can have in their stomachs, and the price of inkstone has risen recently, and Mr. is reluctant to give you a drink, so he has to give up." ”

Chu Ming's face twitched, he thought that the woman was caring about him, but as a result, she was teasing him.

He also sarcastically said that he had no ink in his stomach.

Tang An said again: "Mr. also said that a brazen and shameless scoundrel like Wang Ye is perfect for drinking such soup to sober up." ”

Chu Ming's face continued to twitch, scoundrel? Rogue?

"What happened when I was drunk?" Chu Ming asked.

"Don't you remember?"

"I don't remember."

Tang An despised him, and he didn't remember doing such a shameless thing, and said: "Actually, I didn't do anything earth-shattering, nothing more than hugging Mr., kissing Mr., eating Mr. tofu, being beaten by Mr., and lying on the road." ”

As soon as Tang An said, Chu Ming's memories immediately flooded into his mind, and his face twitched even more.

It's really shameless.

Luckily, I drank alcohol.

Wine is such a good thing!

He couldn't do something like this without wine!

He smirked and earned!

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In the main hall of the academy, Tang Xiaoshi had already chatted with Hua Wu at this time, and the misunderstanding just now had been eliminated.

To tell the truth, Tang Xiaoshi still likes such a sissy and playboy very much, he is more careful than a woman, more intimate than a girlfriend, and more interesting than those stinky men who don't understand the amorous feelings.

The two chatted with each other, chatting about Chu Ming's funny stories when he was a child, and laughing quite happily.

"Princess, I hate to see you late, we are fellow travelers, how about being called sisters? I will be your sister Hua, and you will be my sister Tang. ”

"Huh?" Tang Xiaoshi was stunned for a moment and said, "Didn't you say that you and Chu Ming are called brothers?" ”

Hua Wu said: "I am a brother with him because he doesn't understand me, and I am a sister with you because you understand me." ”

The flowers dance and throw the eyes, and the style is varied.

Tang Xiaoshi was speechless, it is estimated that the modern society in her previous life was arrogant and suffered too much, so she would know how to dance so well.

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Small Theatre:

Tang Xiaoshi: Ah! ――(Scream~~~)

Chu Ming: Madam, what happened?

Tang Xiaoshi: I, again, long, fat, now!

Chu Ming: (laughing) That's a good thing!

Tang Xiaoshi: It's not (deflated mouth)

Chu Ming: (touching his head) Although you have gained weight, in this case, I like you a little more.