Chapter 10: There are ghosts in the toilet
"A case of cold dragon beer, ten skewers of beef, three chicken thighs, ...... lamb skewers" chose a window seat and sat down, Lin Hao picked up the menu on the table, and ordered it violently. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
After finishing the matter, he handed it over to Zhu Yilong, "Brother Long, what do you like to eat, order whatever you like." ”
"Hehe, it's enough, let's finish eating." Zhu Yilong glanced at the menu and put it aside, "If it's not enough, it's not too late to add more." ”
"Okay, just Brother Elon." Lin Hao said with a smile.
After a while, the beer beauties at the barbecue restaurant brought the tested meat skewers and cold beer.
"We'll do it ourselves." Lin Hao took the bottle opener from the beer girl's hand, opened three bottles in a row at a time, and put one bottle in front of each person.
"There is a vast sea of people, and we can become classmates and roommates, these are all fate." The three of them directly picked up the whole bottle of beer in front of them, "Come, good brother, cheers." ”
Although a simple barbecue is not as good as abalone and lobster in a star-rated hotel, Zhu Yilong and the three of them are sweating profusely and very refreshing.
Later, with the strength of the wine, the three of them directly called themselves brothers, and those who didn't know thought that a few of them were brothers.
It wasn't until about 11 o'clock in the evening that the three of them helped each other back to the dormitory.
"No, I'm going to the bathroom." Back in the dormitory, Lin Hao vomited in the toilet, looking like he was drunk.
"Goo-doo." There was a ringing in his stomach, and it seemed that he was also drunk, Zhu Yilong came to the door of the toilet and kept knocking, "Mouse, okay, I also want to use the toilet." ”
After being drunk, Liang Yunfeng called out Lin Hao's nickname 'Mouse'. Now Zhu Yilong is also called like this.
"Wait a minute, I'm not done yet." Lin Hao's voice came out of the toilet.
Wait a minute, Zhu Yilong waited for half an hour, and Lin Hao hadn't come out of the toilet yet.
"No, I'm going to go to the big toilet at school." Zhu Yilong was ready to leave the dormitory.
"Yilong, remember to come back before twelve o'clock, there is a ghost in the big toilet." Liang Yunfeng lay on the bed and admonished with a pair of drunken eyes.
If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't get up after drinking, Liang Yunfeng was willing to go with Zhu Yilong.
"I see." Zhu Yilong didn't have time to look at the time and went out.
The wall clock on the wall was 11:50, and in 10 minutes a new day was coming.
Zhu Yilong trotted all the way to the big toilet under the teaching building, randomly chose a pit and squatted down, after twenty minutes of vomiting and diarrhea, his stomach finally felt better, and the whole person woke up a lot.
Getting up from the toilet, Zhu Yilong came to the edge of the sink, turned on the faucet and washed his face.
"Classmate, why do you stay in the yang world and don't go to the underworld for reincarnation?" Zhu Yilong turned around, and a student wearing a school uniform and a flat head was staring at him behind him.
With the golden fire of Qiankun, all the demons and monsters have nothing to hide in front of Zhu Yilong, just at a glance, Zhu Yilong saw that this flat-headed "classmate" was bleeding.
His head was smashed open by a heavy object, his brain was red and white, and blood flowed all over the ground, which was obviously his state before he died.
Although the other party did not show a terrifying side, Zhu Yilong had already seen it all through his "fiery eyes".
"Can you see me, are you a Heavenly Master, or a Taoist?" There's something strange about the 'flathead'.
It had just come out, and it didn't see Zhu Yilong check his eyes with things like cow tears and mugwort leaves, so he could see himself, and it didn't find a trace of vitality fluctuations from the other party's body.
"These are not questions you should ask, since you are dead, you should go to the underworld to report, you should not be infatuated with the world, otherwise, if you go to the underworld one day late, you will suffer in the underworld for a year, and ten days late will suffer for ten years." Zhu Yilong said.
"I'm not reconciled, I'm still a man and I'm dying, I haven't touched a woman." The 'flat-headed ghost' was excited, "Since you're here, let me have a man's addiction, right?" "The 'flat-headed ghost' quickly pounced towards Zhu Yilong.
"Look for death."
Zhu Yilong's Qiankun golden fire condensed into a long whip, and it was a whip on the flat-headed ghost who pounced.
"Ahh A miserable scream came, and a lot of black resentment appeared on the flat-headed ghost's body, which returned to nothingness under the baking of the golden fire of Qiankun, and the black resentment was roasted, and the flat-headed ghost immediately burst into brains, restoring the terrifying appearance before death.
Zhu Yilong's mind moved, and the golden fire on the flat-headed ghost returned to his body, "Are you willing to go to the underworld to report?" If you stay in the world any longer, I won't even be able to make you a ghost! ”
Zhu Yilong does not have a broad state of mind that is compassionate to others, but he also does not have the ruthlessness to kill innocents indiscriminately, as long as it is a ghost that can be tempered, it is better to let them go to the underworld to receive karma.
This is originally a cycle of heavenly principles, if you blindly kill and destroy, it is not good to break the reincarnation of the two worlds of yin and yang, these are all told by Wang Kunlun before he left the school.
"Apprentice, after going down the mountain, you have to collect more yin virtues, the other party is miserable enough, as long as you leave a glimmer of life for the other party, it is equivalent to leaving life for yourself in the future." Wang Kunlun's words still lingered in Zhu Yilong's ears.
Of course, not all demons and monsters have to be merciful, for example, the last time the barren mountain Zisha couldn't be merciful.
Once that thing escapes, it will harm the party, not to mention, even if it reaches the eighteen layers of hell in the underworld, it will not be possible to change its mind.
"I'm willing, and I ask Daxian to give me a 'love talisman'." The flat-headed ghost kept crying, and the black resentment on his body kept disappearing, and finally his entire body became transparent, and the resentment disappeared.
The person in front of him has already surpassed the existence of the Heavenly Master, and the flat-headed ghost has tasted it from that whip, if it weren't for the other party's quick withdrawal of the flames on his body, the flat-headed ghost believes that he will be worse than the end of his soul.
In the face of such a powerful existence, choosing to go to the underworld to bear cause and effect is the best belonging.
Zhu Yilong stretched out a finger, released a Qiankun golden fire as thin as a silk thread, quickly wrote the word "go", and then slapped it on the ground, absorbing the breath of destruction above with the help of the power of the earth.
Seeing this, the flat-headed ghost put his whole body on the word "go", and suddenly everything returned to nothingness, obviously the flat-headed ghost had gone to the underworld to accept cause and effect.
Zhu Yilong has a golden fire, to the point where one law can pass ten thousand laws, he should not be like a disciple of Maoshan at all, but also use a cinnabar pen and yellow rune paper to write a crooked "love talisman".
It only takes one word, and the affairs of the underworld will find out the details and give the punishment they deserve.
The word "go" cannot be compared with "intercession".
In Zhu Yilong's opinion, it is no longer right for the flat-headed ghost to stay in the world for a long time, and he is ready to "fight" with himself.
If it weren't for his own cultivator, wouldn't he be begged by it, Zhu Yilong's "go" character can only play the role of guiding the way, and the punishment that the flat-headed ghost should be punished is still indispensable.
"Woo......."
Just as Zhu Yilong was about to leave the big toilet, there was a very sad female cry in the women's toilet opposite the partition wall.
The cry originally didn't make Zhu Yilong feel strange, but as the cry sounded, Zhu Yilong's eyelids jumped, and it seemed that this cry was not made by a person, but a ghost cry.
"There are quite a lot of strange things in Tianyi University, and I can meet two ghosts in the toilet last time." Zhu Yilong shook his head.
There was no sound of help from the other side, and Zhu Yilong did not dare to rush in, so as not to cause misunderstanding.
It is the duty of the Heavenly Master to catch ghosts, but there is no reward, Zhu Yilong feels that it is not interesting to do it, and besides, he is now beyond the existence of the Heavenly Master.
It was half past twelve in the evening when Zhu Yilong returned to the dormitory, and Lin Hao and the two were supporting each other at this time, preparing to go to the big toilet under the teaching building.
"Brother Yilong, are you back?" Suddenly seeing Zhu Yilong come back, both of them were a little surprised.
Lin Hao stepped forward and took off Zhu Yilong's pants, with a sense of schadenfreude in his mouth, "Hurry up and let me see, were you blown up by that ghost in the big toilet?" ”
"Go away, you don't see who I am, let that guy get his way?" Zhu Yilong dispersed and dodged Lin Hao's claws, "That ghost has been overtaken by me." ”
"What, it's over......." Lin Hao and the two of them grew their mouths, and the schadenfreude on their faces turned into surprise.
"How did you overtake that pervert." Lin Hao and the two of them woke up a lot, and they both looked at Zhu Yilong with admiration.
"How did that guy die?" Zhu Yilong asked.
"That pervert is called" Tongyuan ", it is five or six classes, a few months ago the toilet under the teaching building was renovated, the guy ran to the toilet, just when he was embarrassed, the workers engaged in decoration were careless, and a large bundle of tiles fell from the wooden frame, and Tongyuan was stoned to death by tiles, it is said that the brains of Tongyuan burst out at that time, and the scene was terrifying...... The school lost a lot of money for this. Lin Hao said.
Liang Yunfeng continued, "Although that guy is dead, he seems to be a little unwilling, and every night in the middle of the night, he comes out to burst the juhua of a single man." Speaking of this, Lin Hao and Liang Yunfeng were both a little unnatural.
"You two also recruited?" Zhu Yilong asked.
"We didn't, but one unlucky guy did." The two of them looked at the bed of the Golden Dragon Star at the same time.
The meaning is obvious, the explosion is the Golden Dragon Star.
Lin Hao and the two told Zhu Yilong about the origin of the flat-headed ghost, and Zhu Yilong also told the two about the experience of the super flat-headed ghost.
"By the way, Brother Yilong, if you really surpass the ghost of 'Tongyuan', you can ask Jin Longxing for a reward." Lin Hao said with a smile.
"What's the pay?" Zhu Yilong asked.
"I'll tell you!" Liang Yunfeng preemptively said, "That night, it was also the third watch in the middle of the night, the toilet in our dormitory was blocked, Jin Longxing, this guy happened to be in the dormitory that day, and he pulled up his stomach in the middle of the night, so he ran to the big toilet under the teaching building alone, and when he came back, his expression was very unnatural, and under the interrogation of me and the mouse, the guy finally admitted that he was 'ghost'. ”
"At that time, he made a decision, who can get rid of that ghost, he himself is willing to pay 10,000 yuan as a reward, first, it is embarrassing to say that the explosion of ju, and secondly, everyone will not catch ghosts, so this matter has not been spread, almost the two of us know, now that you have turned that ghost, you can justifiably ask for a reward from Jinlongxing."
"I don't know when this guy will come back, I think it's better to go to bed first." Zhu Yilong glanced at Jin Longxing's empty bed, yawned, and went to bed.