Turn on the gas and light the fire!

The kitchen was originally located on the balcony, and Liu Ming turned on the gas stove at home, and a circle of blue flames jumped in his pupils. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Well...... Wait a minute.

Liu Ming was about to put this ungrateful little dragon turtle on the fire, when he suddenly remembered something, made a move, and put the little dragon turtle in his hand on the edge of the stove first.

"Lustful! Pretending! ”

The little dragon turtle was already a little scared, but when he saw this, he was happy again.

It's just a mortal, how dare you hurt me?

But seeing that Liu Ming quickly found a cauldron, filled half of the water, and threw the little dragon turtle into it casually, he said with a smile:

"It's a pity to burn it directly, it's better to stew a pot of Wang Ba soup, and I will make up for it before the college entrance examination!"

What is this kind of turtle that eats inside and outside and actually bites back, what is it going to do?

Liu Ming sneered, and casually began to add salt, pepper and other condiments to the pot, really putting on a serious soup making posture.

Hum!

The little dragon turtle was in the water, and gradually felt the heat, but still refused to believe that it was real.

How dare mortals act so recklessly, they must be acting to scare me, I am not afraid of you......

Although the experiment of boiling frogs in warm water proved to be a false chicken soup for the soul, Liu Ming also deliberately added a lid to boil the turtle in warm water, which was decisively not so easy to climb out.

After a while, the water temperature gradually rose to an unbearable level for the little dragon turtle.

"Daring! Disaster is coming! ”

Thankfully, this Liu Ming finally knows the importance and doesn't dare to go too far. No, open the lid of the pot and get ready to fish me out.

However......

In despair, the little dragon turtle found that Liu Ming just poured a little "extremely fresh" soy sauce on the top of its head, and then covered the pot tightly, lest the temperature in the pot be not high enough, and the turtle meat would not be easy to stew......

As for the turtle still chattering in the pot, there was no lack of warnings and threats in his tone, Liu Ming didn't pay attention to it at all.

Hey, are you still arrogance with me?

Even if your grandfather, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, comes to trouble me, he has to pass the Niu Pen level first!

In my opinion, the Dragon King may not be more powerful than Jiang Ziya's supernatural powers, and no matter how I can't be threatened by your little broken turtle.

Specializing in all kinds of disobedience, if you don't accept softness today, I'll stew it and you will say it!

Only then did the little dragon turtle understand that this Liu Ming had no intention of bluffing, if he continued to hold on, he would really become a pot of Wang Ba soup today!

Heroes don't suffer immediate losses.

Now that he finally understood the connotation of this sentence, he put all the arrogance and arrogance behind him, and shouted:

"Magnanimous...... Young and ignorant...... Blame for the crime...... Bow down!! ”

Ha?

Listening to this tone, isn't it awesome?

Liu Ming laughed and opened the lid of the pot first, "Why are you still jumping out of four words and four words, can you talk well?" ”

Although these words were spoken intermittently, the meaning of pleading could still be heard, and it was no longer the arrogant appearance just now.

"The grace of not killing, the five feelings of inscription."

The little dragon turtle exudes steaming heat all over its body, and there is a bit of the fresh fragrance of soy sauce seasoning, and it is a real escape from death, the turtle's head is drooping, and its voice becomes very low-key.

Well?

Liu Ming thought to himself, no wonder this turtle grew up eating books, his education level is too high, since listening to him, it is all four-character idioms, pretending to be a good one-handed ......

Ahh

Suddenly it occurred to me that it was because he finally emitted a golden light on his body, and he just ate a thick idiom dictionary before advancing, so he caused such a situation?

That's kind of interesting.

"I said Little Dragon Turtle, you can only use four-character idioms to express it, and you can't say anything else?"

The turtle's head quickly nodded, not daring to slack off in the slightest, "The eyes are like torches, in one word." ”

Belch......

Liu Ming has never had this kind of communication with anyone, and the other party's idioms are used in a plausible way, and he has to guess to understand the other party's true meaning, which is a little tiring.

"You just said that you want me to be 'magnanimous' and forgive you for being 'young and ignorant'?"

The little dragon turtle nodded.

"I don't know as much as you do!"

Liu Ming said with a smile: "You don't need to 'bow down', just don't make trouble obediently." But...... What kind of charter do you mean by 'turning merit into sin', and how do you plan to make meritorious service? ”

Yes, that's blackmail!

Although the little dragon turtle grew up in his own family, the family composition is high.

Especially its father, who is the famous third prince of the Dragon King. The Crystal Palace of the Dragon King of the East China Sea has always been known as a place of hidden treasures, and even Sun Wukong's search for weapons was the first time he thought of the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea.

This little dragon turtle is the grandson of the Dragon King of the East China Sea...... Well, it may also be a granddaughter, but this one is not very good at discernment.

Don't have any good stuff on you?

Hand it over to me quickly, and I will admit that you are "making a mistake for your crimes".

However, the little dragon turtle doesn't speak, since it came out of the eggshell, it has lived in Liu Ming's house, how can there be any chance to get treasures, not to mention that grandpa is the Dragon King of the East China Sea, even if grandpa is the master of Tongtian Sect, it is useless!

Nothing?

Liu Ming shook his head in disappointment, then you are still so awesome, who gave you confidence!

"Forget it, you just have to be honest. I'll talk to your mom about your child support later. ”

Now that the little dragon turtle has softened, Liu Ming didn't care about himself, canceled the plan to stew soup, and looked at the poor little guy lying on the table, maybe it was really just because of "young and ignorant".

When young people make mistakes, God forgives!

"By the way, you can speak now, although it is awkward, but you also have to have a title, I'll give you a nickname."

Liu Ming thought for a while, "Legend has it that there were four holy beasts in ancient times, the Green Dragon, the White Tiger, the Vermilion Bird, and the Xuanwu. Although you are still an existence that is afraid of boiling water, and you are not as good as a dead pig, I believe that one day, you will grow into an existence comparable to Xuanwu. In this way, I will call you Xiao Wu, a martial artist who practices martial arts. ”

The little dragon turtle nodded hurriedly, and the subtext in his heart was: As long as you don't stew me in soup, other things are easy to discuss.

"Well, I've been thinking about you, this is all dinner for you, a piece of yellow braised chicken rice, and a set of past college entrance examination history questions, which should meet your appetite."

Impressed by the dragon turtle Xiaowu, Liu Ming casually threw some food and ran to the bathroom to take a bath.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Wu really prepared a big surprise for him.

"This ...... You did it?! ”

Liu Ming's eyes widened and he exclaimed in disbelief.