"Yo, it looks like it was intense last night, huh?" Xu Banxia laughed and trembled while helping Shi Yuan sort out some bits and pieces.

Shi Yuan knew the meaning of Xu Banxia's sly gaze, and only subconsciously pulled the collar of his shirt even higher. "Don't be in shape all day long, do you know your parents are so dirty?"

"Don't cover it, it's all around your neck, you know that you are a husband and wife, and if you don't know, you think you were gnawed by a pig."

"We're getting divorced, be careful what you say." Shiyuan is serious.

"Isn't this still off? It's nothing to shoot together or something, after all, if you sleep in a room, Ying Ting, if you don't want to touch you, he's not a man. "Xu Banxia, an expression that I understand, has to see a hole in Shi Yuan's body.

Shi Yuan shook her head, still packing up her things, she knew that even if she argued with Xu Banxia that nothing had happened, the kiss mark on her neck was purely Ying Ting's revenge.

But Xu Banxia didn't believe a word.

I remember there was a topic on Weibo, @一个你任何事情都能想到色##情的朋友.

Well, she decisively @ Xu Banxia, one is because Xu Banxia is indeed the most unmeasured person among all the people Shi Yuan knows, and the other reason is that Xu Banxia is her friend, her only friend.

After developing into a professional chess player, Shi Yuan did not officially go to school, she spent most of her time in the chess academy, and there were only a few people she could come into contact with, but she and Xu Banxia walked hand in hand, and they accidentally walked away for ten years.

"Banxia, do you know why I got divorced?"

"I know." As far as Shi Yuan was a little bit of a bad thing from childhood to adulthood, it took an hour to finish it over and over again, and she didn't need to ask to know that it was because of Ji Ran.

She has also heard about Ji Ran's return to China, Xu Banxia and Shi Yuan grew up together from childhood to adulthood, and Shi Yuan is very clear about Ji Ran's thoughts about constantly cutting and sorting out chaos.

"No, you don't." Shi Yuan suddenly blinked a pair of big eyes, with a little crying, "I divorced because I love you too much." ”

How many idiot men and women Xu Banxia has seen can believe this, can he believe in Shi Yuan, who has such poor acting skills? "Damn, you said it earlier, you knew I wouldn't be able to bear it for so long, let's say, do you want to be above or below?" As he spoke, Xu Banxia had already begun to zip the back of the dress, and his expression was sincere as if he was really going to sleep immediately.

"I had a spring breeze last night, and I can't stand your trouble today, so I'll discuss it another day, and I'll discuss it another day." Of course, Shi Yuan knew that Xu Banxia was just playing around with her, but she was really physically and mentally exhausted, and she didn't have the energy to mess with her anymore.

"Who messed with you, I've been lonely to death lately, and I just need someone to fill my hungry body and heart."

Shi Yuan couldn't cry or laugh, "Sister, go find someone else, I'm too expensive, you can't sleep." ”

Seeing that Shi Yuan's face that had been cloudy was slowly attentive, Xu Banxia stopped insisting, followed Shi Yuan's words, lifted his chin and thought about it carefully, "Well, it's really not too cost-effective to sleep with you, I'll go sleep with the little male star in the sleeping circle." ”

"Can you be a good woman? Don't be a scourge to other people's innocent youth. ”

"Innocent boy? How many people who have stepped into the entertainment industry with half a foot know how to write the word innocence? Xu Banxia disdains this, although she is purely addicted, but she has seen too many □□ people in the entertainment industry, and she doesn't believe that there are a few people who can get out of the mud without being stained in such deep water.

"Banxia-" Shi Yuan didn't know why he suddenly wanted to shout, but he didn't know what to say after shouting. After being silent for a while, Shi Yuan said a little aggrieved, "Banxia, I'm hungry." ”

"Don't be hungry, look at me with such pitiful eyes, where did you go when you played chess, and you can't afford the title of 'femme fatale'?"

"Playing chess is playing chess, and I like the feeling of surrounding the opponent's piece and hollowing it out from the middle, which will give me a perverted pleasure."

"It's okay, I don't dislike you as a pervert, I'm also perverted anyway, what do you want to eat?" Xu Banxia raised his eyebrows and asked, although the two of them

I have been chatting one after another, but I haven't stopped what I am doing, and it didn't take long for the two boxes of things to be packed.

"Where's your clothes? Didn't bring one? ”

"I want to buy a new one." Shi Yuan was telling the truth, many of those clothes were bought by Ying Ting directly from the mall and put them in the closet, she didn't care too much about it before, but now that she has to cut off from the past and walk away with a cabinet of clothes, it is too shameless.

"Look at you, and Ying Ting has learned badly, all evil capitalism. You let a person like me who eats yellow sand and drinks the northwest wind every day still not live," Xu Banxia had another expression of hatred for iron and steel.

Shi Yuan raised his head and glanced at Xu Banxia. "Don't pretend, don't think I don't know how much the script you just wrote sold was."

Xu Banxia saw that he was exposed, and he was not ashamed, but more reasonable, "Don't think I don't know how much the prize money was in your last competition." ”

"Oh, knowing that you don't make as much money as me, why don't you hurry up and make money and run here to be poor with me?" Shi Yuan countered the first army, K. O。

"That's okay, the rules of the rivers and lakes, those who make a lot of money please eat."

"You're talking to me here again? Where do the rules come from? Why haven't I heard of it? ”

"That's because you're not in the rivers and lakes, I'm in the rivers and lakes, and the rules I created are the rules of the rivers and lakes." Xu Banxia picked up a strand of hair and wrapped it around his fingertips, leaned back on the sofa and smiled maliciously, showing that he looked like a scoundrel, you have ordered this meal.

Shi Yuan also couldn't help her, and said with a smile after finishing the last bit of things in the apartment, "What do you want to eat?" Pick the more expensive ones, my bonus should be more than enough to support you as a loser. ”

"That's right, take this money and buy some good things for my mother, and she will let me take you home for dinner."

"Why are you saying it now?" Shi Yuan's face suddenly changed. "I haven't put on makeup, I haven't bought anything for your mother yet, woo, Banxia, you did it on purpose."

Xu Banxia had a smile on his lips, what can you do with me? I just did it on purpose.

And the reason why Shi Yuan resisted going to Xu Banxia's house for dinner the most was not that he hadn't had time to buy something for her mother, nor that he was wearing a face without makeup, but that Xu Banxia's mother was cooking-well, it was really not delicious.

Well, it's very, very untasty.

And Xu Banxia's intention is that if she pulls Shiyuan home for dinner together, she doesn't have to be the person who has been brainwashed by the "socialist core values", and Shi Yuan can help her share a large part of the spearhead.

Of course, Shi Yuan's speed is unimaginable, after quickly cleaning up, he changed into a proper skirt, and drove Xu Banxia to the mall.

"Banxia, what do you think of this watch? I remember Uncle Xu's favorite watch of this brand. ”

"The watch is the clock again, you want to send my dad off as soon as possible." Xu Banxia made up his mind without even looking at it.

"Banxia, look at this massage chair, it's really comfortable."

"You forgot that the first massage machine in our family was the first time you won the prize and my mother bought it."

Shi Yuan's expression was shy, and suddenly she looked like she had discovered some new continent, her eyes shot a bright light, and she pointed to her newly discovered thing, "Why don't I get a new TV for your house." ”

Xu Banxia followed the direction of Shi Yuan's finger and saw rows of LCD screens broadcasting the animal world in a uniform manner, and suddenly felt bored, and at the moment when he wanted to retract his gaze, he inadvertently caught a glimpse of a figure.

"You, are you trying to exploit my status as a princess? Woo, my concubine was forced to death by your concubine, my mother originally favored you, you buy a TV now, buy a car in the future, my mother spoils you even more. Xu Banxia shouted jokingly as he reached out and put his hand on Shi Yuan's shoulder.

"I'll tell you, you might as well give this money directly to my mother to play mahjong, let me tell you, my mother has been so lucky recently, play a few games and lose a few games."

"How's that going to work, isn't that what you're supposed to do as a daughter? If I want to do this, your mother will probably have to let me follow the surname Xu. ”

Xu Banxia saw Shi Yuan smoothly shift his gaze from the LCD TV, only then did he breathe a long sigh in his heart, and walked forward for a long time before Shi Yuan suddenly stood still and turned his head, looked back at Xu Banxia very calmly, and said, "Banxia, I saw him earlier than you, I'm fine, I'm really fine." ”

She has grown up, and even when she was a teenager, she did not have the habit of being moody, and a clear and delicate heart always came too early.

Of course, she was still very grateful to Xu Banxia for trying so hard to help her avoid that person and try to help her find all kinds of steps.

"Okay, okay, don't be sensational, really my parents treat you like a daughter, you still need to bring something, so outside. But-" Xu Banxia suddenly changed his words, "My dad has been looking at a car recently and hasn't bothered to buy it, why don't you sponsor it?" ”

"What car?"

"Cayenne GTS3.6 is not expensive, just a million."

Shi Yuan smiled without speaking, it's only a million, and her bonus is only one million, she can barely afford a Cayenne, but if Uncle Xu really wants it, she gritted her teeth and maybe bought it, but now it is clear that Xu Banxia wants to coax her.

"Your BMW doesn't drive well, why do you want to change cars again?" Shi Yuan asked casually.

"I've been in love with Porsche lately." Look, look, the words are covered.

Shi Yuan smiled at the corner of his mouth, slowly approached Xu Banxia, and said softly, "Okay, isn't it just a Cayenne?" I bought it. Just when Shi Yuan wanted to say the second half of the sentence "the beauty you think", the words that came to his mouth were stuck in his throat, and he couldn't make a sound.

Because there's a familiar voice behind it.

- "Shi Yuan? ”