Chapter 44: Beat the Egg
it!
Really?
Everyone held their breath, and the huge auditorium fell into an unimaginable dead silence, and even said that a pin drop could be heard. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Everyone could almost hear Liu Ming picking up the bamboo stick and making a slight friction sound on the ground.
Cha!
The students in the front row had sharp eyes and quickly reported the number out loud.
"Ninety-one! It's page ninety-one! ”
Whoa......
There was a sound of impatient flipping books, and the students who brought the textbooks to the auditorium turned all the textbooks for the first semester of the first semester of the three subjects of history, politics, and geography to page 91.
Page 91 of the History Book: The Political Construction of New China.
Page 91 of the Political Book: Economic Globalization and Opening to the Outside World.
Page 91 of the Geography Book: Differences in Physical Geography.
"Come on, Senior Brother Ming, we are ready, our cheers are already hungry and thirsty."
"Let's have a performance that you can memorize, don't give the big demon king Sun Xuehai any chance!"
"Let this invincible demon king of science go and study literature!"
"Hahahaha!"
Everyone was even ready to laugh, especially all the students in the fourth class of the first year of high school, everyone remembered how Sun Xuehai had been disdainful of liberal arts since he entered the school, how he handed in blank papers in all three subjects, sneered at the students who planned to transfer the text, and even the teacher dared to confront him in class.
If Sun Xuehai was really made to study literature by a gambling game, everyone thought his expression at that time ...... It's more than enough to make a set of emojis, and it's definitely a VIP high-end paid version.
In anticipation, Liu Ming glanced at the numbers on the bamboo sticks, and then raised his hand gently.
Syllable!
The bamboo sticks fell to the ground, and in the extremely quiet auditorium, it was so clear that everyone could hear the sound of slapping.
This slap was slapped on Sun Xuehai's face, right?
"It's time to start!"
"Senior Brother Liu Ming is about to explode and slap his face!"
Everyone raised their hearts to their throats, so nervous that they didn't even dare to breathe, a miraculous counter-kill was about to be staged in front of them, it was simply blood-pumping.
What a pity! It's a pity that the school doesn't allow you to take your mobile phone, and most of them don't bring it, otherwise how precious this video is.
But fortunately, the teachers in the front row have already raised their mobile phone cameras, obviously the excitement is not to be missed, just go back and ask the teacher for a copy of the information......
Sun Xuehai bit his lip tightly with his teeth, looked at Liu Ming in disbelief, and muttered: Impossible, it is impossible for someone to be bored to memorize textbooks, this is absolutely impossible!
At this time, Liu Ming actually turned around and gave everyone a straight face.
Click, click, click!
Suddenly there was a flash of lights, the sound of the shutter came and went, and the extremely tense atmosphere was actually amused by him.
Hey, this Senior Brother Ming is quite experienced, and he knows to take care of the media lens, and I'll write a capital letter!
Then, Liu Ming leaned down and picked up another bamboo stick.
Picked up another bamboo skewer!
Picked up another one!
Picked it up again!
Again!!!
Burst......
Countless glasses shattered in an instant, and the debris all over the ground could not be picked up.
This Nima, what does it mean??
We've got our pants off, so show us this!
Let's all wait for you to recite fluently, slap your face gorgeously, drive the science demon Sun Xuehai to the liberal arts class, and even contact the Taobao store where the emoji is made, now you ...... What does it mean to pick up another skewer?
Dare to love is the one just now, won't it??
Well, page 91, it's a bit backward, and I haven't memorized it yet, which is understandable......
So this time it's ......
"Twenty!"
The students in the front row quickly reported the number, and everyone chose to turn the book again, and after a period of chaos, the page numbers were adjusted to 20 pages.
Sun Xuehai was a stone in his heart, and said with a smile: "Senior Brother Liu Ming, good acting skills!" It's a good thing I don't have a heart attack, otherwise I would have been scared sick by you just now. ”
He can basically be sure now that this Liu Ming is simply bluffing and scaring people.
Originally, how can there be normal students who have nothing to memorize textbooks, everyone chooses those dry knowledge points to memorize.
scared the baby to death, this senior high school student is cunning, and his acting skills are even more explosive, and the master can be regarded as having learned!
"What, 91 pages is too hard? 20 pages are relatively high, this time it's no problem, do you want me to give you a sample first? ”
"Beat the egg!"
The smile on Liu Ming's face remained unchanged, his gaze swept over Sun Xuehai, and the look of pity made the latter shiver for no reason, and he didn't dare to say anything more to ridicule. After saying these three words, Liu Ming jumped off the stage, leaving a lonely Sun Xuehai, who stayed on the stage helplessly.
I rub!
You...... Don't scold people if you don't agree with each other, don't bring this!
The fruit knife was also snatched away, and he doesn't have a temper now, so what can people do if they are clearly playing tricks on you?
It's so damning!
This...... That's it?
The audience was also disappointed, it turned out to be just an empty city plan, and in the end, the diorama was also dismantled, which was too powerful!
This Liu Ming is really weird, you can't recite it, what are you doing with such an impassioned shouting in front of you, and you don't hesitate to change the text, pretending to be too similar.
Although it is reasonable not to recite it, everyone understands it, but it just feels a little unclean, like making out with a girlfriend, the feelings are in place, and the clothes are stripped naked......
The last sentence of "beating an egg" is even less imposing, but a little annoyed and angry, which suddenly lowers the previous high force.
Alas, Senior Brother Liu Ming...... It's better to just brush off your clothes and hide your body and name, now this ...... Too off the chain.
"No!! right"
Suddenly, in the middle of the auditorium, someone jumped up and shouted:
"No, no, no, no, look at page 91!!"
What?
I'm rubbing you kid is slow to react, Senior Brother Liu Ming can't recite page 91, it's been changed to 20 a long time ago, and it's still not good, now that you've stepped down, your brain just turned to page 91? Who is this, I'm really worried about whether you can take the college entrance examination......
Zhang Hongming, who was full of murderous intent, didn't care that others looked at him with idiotic eyes, raised a history book in his hand, and shouted hoarsely:
"History Book, page 91, word 20!"
"Big !!"
"Politics p. 91, p. 20, each!"
"Geography book page 91, word 20, but!"
After the roar, the audience fell into a dead silence again, and after a few seconds of silence, the sound of hurriedly flipping through the book sounded, and then countless whispered counting voices.
"Big, each, but!"
I see.
History: On October 1, 1949, the founding ceremony of the People's Republic of China was held in Beijing.
"Big"!
Politics: Today's world is an open country, economic globalization is developing in depth, and the economic ties of countries are getting closer and closer.
"Each"!
Geography: In general, the geographical environment on a global scale is a whole, but there are regional differences among regions.
"But"!
It turned out to be ...... Such a "big but"??
Sun Xuehai snatched a few books from the girls in the front row, and after comparing them, he was stunned in a daze, his face was pale......