37. [Chapter 74÷2] Idol
Considering that the guests would get seasick, the director team was merciful and decided to let the boat dock first and set sail after the recording was over. As for the effect that the audience wants to see the ship sailing, it is enough to take a few re-shots later.
Leng Xiaotai shouted Xie Zhu Longen, and followed Shen Yuan to the dressing room to change clothes. This time, the theme was ghost ships, and the crew customized costumes for the contestants. Although it is a uniform dress, in fact, everyone has added elements of naval style to their outfits. For example, Leng Xiaotai and Shi Liang are pirates, Qian Duoduo and Shi Ming are sailors, Wang Jiang and Lan Che are naval captains, and Yin Tao Xiaohua is a Zhengtai version of a Japanese navy uniform, with a small tie and small shorts, which makes Leng Xiaotai cute.
As for Kiwii, the program team actually really prepared JK, but he sternly refused.
"Hey, I kind of want to see him wear JK" Leng Xiaotai leaned against the door of the locker room with his hands in his arms, looked at Kiwii who casually found a navy uniform and said to Lanche in the locker room, "If Kiwii is a girl, it happens to be my girlfriend's ideal type." ”
No one in the locker room answered him, and Leng Xiaotai added leisurely, "White, soft, and flat-chested." He's also pretty good-looking. With that, there was a void behind him, and Lanche opened the door from the inside. Leng Xiaotai bumped into Lanche, who was held by Lanche's shoulders and stood firm, he looked back to see Lanche coming out of the locker room. Lanche's hair was made into a retro back hairstyle by the stylist with hairspray, a high nose bridge, deep eye sockets, and a slender figure with this warlord uniform, which really stunned Leng Xiaotai.
Lanche's upper lip flap is thin, and the corners of his mouth are tilted to the right when he laughs, this temperament is not so much imposing as handsome and sexy, "What are you looking at?" ”
Leng Xiaotai stared at Lan Che's face with straight eyes, and sighed from the bottom of his heart, "Lan Shen, you MAN has come to me"
For the first time, Lanche knew that MAN was a verb.
Leng Xiaotai's praise was very explicit, Lan Che couldn't help but think of a picture of a little hamster with his head up and covering his heart stored in his mobile phone, and then he made up Leng Xiaotai with a small face and covered his heart and said, "Male god, you MAN has arrived~~" - he was successfully pleased by his inner drama.
Lanche pretended to be indifferent and pulled the chair aside from him, not answering Leng Xiaotai's words. Unexpectedly, Leng Yuzhi didn't know what kind of lethality his Gengzhi was, so he pulled a chair and sat next to Lanche, and the two played with their mobile phones for a while, only to hear Leng Xiaotai say casually, "If I am a gay, you must be my boyfriend's ideal type." ”
Lanche's hand shook and he nearly threw the book to the ground. He silently glanced up at Leng Xiaotai, and saw Leng Xiaotai leaning lazily on the chair, grinning on his two thighs, holding his mobile phone with both hands and knocking on the screen, which showed that this man was not distracted at all. Lanche silently retracted his gaze again, and opened the sixth chapter of the book "How to Be a Good Man" in his hand, and the bold title was extremely eye-catching, and it was written - how to be a decent gentleman
The contestants gathered in a rest room with fruits, and chatted with the director for a while about the precautions of the game session.
Director: "The two new guests I mentioned at noon are the two ghost captains you are looking for, but one of them is the one who retired for the first time. ”
Leng Xiaotai stuffed a lychee into his mouth and nodded. He had the impression that he withdrew from the competition in the first phase because he was unwell, and the director team gave him enough face, and then he simply hid this guest and specially arranged to appear in the third issue, which was mysterious. Leng Xiaotai had never seen the deity, but he remembered that this guest had been collectively complained about by the Warrior Hades King and others, and even Lanche seemed to be very unhappy with this person, Leng Xiaotai had always been very curious about this tenth person.
"What about the other one?" Leng Xiaotai asked, he remembered that the reason why the director arranged the tenth and eleventh people together in the third phase was because the two of them had a gimmick together, "Do you have to wait until the end of the game to know their identities?" ”
The director's voice came from the loudspeaker, "Those two guests are now waiting for you at the checkpoint in advance." But ID can know first, I just pulled them into the red group. ”
"Oh" Leng Xiaotai bit the apple while slashing open the phone, and before the phone was unlocked, a heart-rending roar suddenly came from the dining table - "Ahhh Ahhh OH MY GOD, NOMOREME! Who am I, where am I, ahh ”
In Leng Xiaotai's heart, although Yin Tao Xiaohua looks like a Zhengtai, it is the one that is cute and rebellious, and it is the first time to see such a crazy person. He tilted his body in confusion and bumped into the shiliang next to him, "Baby, what's wrong with Xiao Yan." ”
Shi Liang peeled the mango skin and replied leisurely, "I don't CArE, a CV, dubbing the male protagonist of Yin Tao Xiaohua's comics." ”
Leng Xiaotai heard it and understood. He has heard of the glorious deeds of Brother Yin Tao, Xiao Mao's painting is exquisite, the painting style is excellent, the male protagonist of his first famous work is known as the peak of the appearance of the Chinese comic industry, and his author himself is the number one fan of the male protagonist in the pen. It is said that Xiao Mao often participates in comic conventions with sunglasses and masks fully armed.,Buy a big push of the male owner's small book.。 and a colleague in his studio once broke the news that Xiaomai's home is almost all around the male protagonist, and the figure pillow, quilt and toothbrush are pervasive. In a word, this is an idiot.
If this CV called I do not CArE is the voice of the male protagonist of the comic, Leng Xiaotai will understand why Xiao Ma is so hysterical now.
"As for it," he disdained, completely incomprehensible to such fan behavior. He opened WeChat and clicked on the red group, and then he saw a message - @你们全世界都针对我: I'm so angry, why are you wearing such hot clothes
One second, two seconds.
"Ahhh Ahhh OH MY GOD, NOMOREME! Who am I, where am I, ahh ”
Everyone watched in confusion as Leng Xiaotai threw himself forward on the table, clutching his mobile phone and rolling around the table in ecstasy, even the brain-dead powder No. 1 machine stopped its movements and was slapped on the beach by the back waves. In fact, what everyone doesn't know is that Leng Xiaotai, a popular superstar with countless fans, is also a small fan of someone else's family, this world is not someone else, it is the day of Leng Xiaotai's press conference to withdraw from the entertainment industry, and he also wants to chase the game commentary up master of the live game. That phrase 'so angry' is his mantra.
The reason why Leng Xiaotai is a fan of him is not because he plays the game well, on the contrary, the game video of this UP master is a collection of how many ways to die in a game, die bizarrely, die novelly, die unpreventably, sum it up in one word, and the whole world is targeting him. The most important thing is that the temper of this up master is not good, every time he dies tragically in the game, he will curse angrily, his video is full of all kinds of brainwashing golden sentences, and later it was edited into a ghost animal video by Scissorhands, for a while, this up master's good anger and brainwashing cycle are tied with Leng Xiaotai's "callmefather" car accident scene to become the strongest newcomer king in the ghost animal world.
What attracts Leng Xiaotai's attention the most is that in addition to being stupid, unlucky, short-tempered, and with a second personality, he also has the same bloody physique as Leng Xiaotai, detonating fans in minutes, and there are a lot of black fans on the Internet, which can be called the 'Leng Xiaotai' in the second metaverse. I don't know if it's sympathy for the same disease or sympathy for the same disease, Leng Xiaotai's special attention has always kept this great god.
Lanche stepped up, grabbed the back collar of Leng Xiaotai, and carried the noise source to the chair and sat down. He took Leng Xiaotai's mobile phone and glanced at the screen, "Like him so much?" ”
"Yes! Kindness! Kindness! Leng Xiaotai nodded his head three times, "My male god!" I'm an idol! ”
Lanche threw the phone to Leng Xiaotai and said indifferently, "Then you can hurry up and win in the game for a while, and you can meet your idol early." ”
"Yes!" Leng Xiaotai's eyes narrowed with a smile, and he stretched out his arms, "I must win this one." Lan Shen You"
Without waiting for Leng Xiaotai to finish speaking, Lanche lifted his steps and left. Leng Xiaotai looked at Lanche's back in confusion, turned his head sideways and asked Shi Liang behind him, "Why do I feel that he is a little unhappy?" ”
Shi Liang was eating the fourth mango, and he sneered, "Eh, can you still feel that he is unhappy with your thick nerves?" ”
Leng Xiaotai felt that he was being ridiculed, and he was even more puzzled, "What do you mean?" ”
Shi Liang threw away the mango skin, pulled a tissue and wiped his hands, "It's nothing, some people are still very naïve with glass hearts, and it is estimated that it is not easy to coax, come on." ”
Leng Yu doesn't understand, doesn't know, and has no sense of picture.
The rules of the third installment are a little more complicated than the previous two installments, but the central purpose is only one, to be the first to awaken our ghost captain to win. The two new members are the respective ghost captains of both sides, and are confined somewhere in the cabin. There are ghosts dressed as staff in the boat, and the contestants have to avoid the ghosts while finding the captain's 'relics' in this boat, which have a common feature, that is, the information on the captain's location and the code to awaken them. Regarding tearing off the name tag, the rules are similar to military chess, with a total of four gears, sailor, pirate, navy, and naval captain.
A captain can tear everyone apart; The navy can tear sailors and pirates, but not captains; Pirates can tear sailors, but not navies. Peers can tear each other. But it is worth mentioning that the pirate can tear the captain, and within half an hour, the captain will become a prisoner of the pirate, tearing anyone for him. Although the sailor is at the bottom of the food chain, he is not afraid of ghost attacks, and in short, as long as he dodges attacks, he can freely search for clues to the 'relics' in the cabin.
Lanche, Kiwii, Shiliang, and Qian Duoduo are in a group, and Wang Jiang, Xiaoqi, Leng Xiaotai, and Shiming are in a group. Game, start.