Chapter 132: S.M with a Lying Gun
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"What are you doing! What does that expression mean?! ”
"Hehe, that means it's really possible for your Seungji oppa to like you, at least it's the best."
"Yes, yes, that's what we said."
"Ernie~! That's just for the show, there's really no such thing. We don't usually speak! I don't want to say it, really. ”
After the curtain of the Strong Heart Stage was lowered, the guests were busy preparing topics or chatting with acquaintances. Xu Canhao was ridiculing Yun'er, and after learning about her and Lee Seung-gi's crimson deeds from Jiang Hudong, he couldn't help but make fun of the girl. Behind him is Pani, and on the right are the three program assistants, Boom, and the academy combination of Litt and Eunhyuk. As the sound of the live simulated pulse beat sounded, everyone consciously packed up their sitting postures and waited to get up to greet the camera and the audience.
When Jiang Hudong's call fell at the same time as the curtain, everyone stood up and applauded, but the corner of Xu Canhao's eyes always swept back and forth between the two gossip men and women. He didn't seem to care much about the rumors and gossip, but he was actually secretly observing the minds of the two parties and comparing the compatibility of the two parties.
"oppa~" Hearing the soft shouts of Yuna and Pani, Xu Canhao realized that he was standing in the group, still smiling and applauding mechanically. Although it only looked a little silly for a moment, it drew bursts of laughter.
"Haha~ Sure enough, it was unusual at the beginning." Jiang Hudong said with a laugh.
"Yae, hehe... It seems that Xu Canhaoxi's desire to perform today is very strong. I'm going to look forward to it today. Lee Kyung Gi echoed with a smile.
“yae。 The unique opening ceremony of Strong Heart, the self-service opening prepared by the guests, and the writing down what they want to say and ask in person, is a unique way of Strong Heart. Needless to say, there is a person who is in a hurry to come up with a record today, we Xu Chanhao xi..."Before Jiang Hudong finished speaking, Brian and Park Hyun Bin in the guest seat almost got up, and then the college trio who joined in the excitement also stood up.
"What!? Since he wants to avoid Bigbang Five, is he coming again now? Don't do it, don't do it! I can't stay any longer. As soon as the scene opened, Brian heated up the atmosphere with resentment.
"Haha... So what did Park Hyun Bin Xi stand up for? Jiang Hudong asked with a smile lying on the podium.
"I'm also a singer, and I'm going to release a new single at the end of the year, and now it seems that I have to push it back." Park Hyun Bin sat down as he spoke, holding his forehead and shaking his head. Park Hyun Bin, who is known as "Jang Yoon-jeong's second" for his trot singer debut, has been more active as an entertainment host in the past year or so, and has performed so well that many people seem to have forgotten his identity as a singer.
While everyone was clapping and laughing, the captain of the academy, Boom, suddenly rose up and said very calmly, "Seungki Xi, aren't you worried that the results of "Ghost" will be cut off?" (He deliberately mistranslated the name of Lee Seung Gi's fourth series)"
Lee Seung Gi, who was almost killed by BOOM's words, broke free from the suppression of Jiang Hudong's arm, and responded with a smile: "Nae, there will definitely be worries." But I think it's like flowing water, and when I can't stop it, I will follow the crowd and avoid it for a while. However, we don't seem to have that to worry about anymore. Lee Seung-gi sighed at Jiang MC as the other party felt lucky.
Boom, who was still waiting to watch a good show just now, turned Lee Seung Gi into an army, and was alluded to his seemingly nonexistent situation in the music circle. Boom, who heard this, turned his back to the host like a person who had nothing to do, and actually chatted with Xu Canhao, who was laughing at the development of the situation. And the officials gave a thumbs up to Seunggi, or applauded and shouted, praising Lee Seunggi's increasingly excellent MC on-the-spot intelligence response.
"Congratulations~ It's finally coming back, in fact, we're looking forward to it." When everyone was laughing, Brian, as a former member of S.M Company, was acquainted with Xu Canhao, and he seriously came to Canhao's side with a blessing from Huang Lunshuo and said.
"Hehe, I've been deceived. I'm not ready to release a new song, at least not this year. After Xu Canhao finished laughing, Brian suddenly collapsed, and his eyes were suddenly full of murderous look at the fat ginger on the stage.
"Hehe, okay, the on-site warm-up is over. Welcome to our Xu Canhao, Eber~ back! Jiang Hudong held back a smile and spoke seriously, deliberately and skillfully avoiding the sticky resentment and resentment that Brian shot.
The guests at the scene reacted immediately, laughing and applauding, coaxing and shouting, telling Brian, who seemed to be about to "go crazy", to hold back his breath and sit back to his seat uncomfortably and angrily.
"Jiang Hudong Xi has been showing off when he is backstage, and the two shows that Xu Canhao Xi participated in after returning to China are because of him, and he is very proud. Is that so? Lee Seung Gi took over the right to speak from Jiang Hudong, who is like his master or the leader.
Xu Canhao thought for a while and said, "Uh... Brother Hu Dongge has invited me a few times before, such as the very good program "Two Days and One Night". But I can't make it for various reasons, so I'm sorry. ”
"Yae, that's right, it was really busy at that time, and it was the most active period, right?" Jiang Hudong nodded in response.
"Yes, there are a lot of memorable things that happened in between. So now I'm not so busy, and I need to repay these kindnesses. When Xu Canhao said this, everyone was listening carefully, nodding and agreeing from time to time. But..."Xu Canhao deliberately paused after this word, everyone knew that things were about to take a turn, especially the person concerned, Jiang Hudong, was suddenly excited, stood up straight, looked at Canhao for a long time, and secretly prepared to prevent accidents. "However, the main reason that made me decide to change my itinerary was what Brother Hu Dong said, 'Why do I go to the show in Shishi every time, but mine dies again and again?' I feel a heavy burden. In the end, I had no choice but to agree. ”
As expected, even though many people were prepared, they still made Xu Canhao's revelations and the sudden plot development laugh so much. The laughter is naturally Jiang Hudong's nostalgia for the MC dispute, as well as the naïve embodiment that does not match his figure, which is simply a vulgar but still laughable scene in the reversal drama.
"Yuna xi. Is Yoona Xi openly showing her love to Seunggi now? Jiang Hudong looked at Lin Yun'er, who felt funny and helpless, with a serious look at the tip card.
"Eh~ here it is again."
"Jiang Hudongxi, what are you avoiding now? Escaping like a gopher, does Liu Zaishi care so much? ”
Hearing the boos behind him and Kim Yong-chul's accusations, Xu Chanhao clenched his fists and held his mouth and laughed, turned his head to Yun'er and said, "It seems that you have to play a one-day couple with someone else today." ”
Jiang Hudong's cheekbones on his broad face were stirring, and he could see that he was holding back a smile. He was indifferent and continued to quip: "I openly say thank you to Brother Shengji here, in other words, Brother Shengji, I love you, can you say that in disguise?" ”
Lin Yun'er closed her eyes helplessly, pursed her lips and smiled weakly to support her forehead, raised her hand and waved it twice at will, indicating that her topic story did not mean that.
"This, I heard that Yuna Xi came to participate in the show, and I am mentally prepared. Knowing that our country's highest first coaxing master, Jiang Hudong's predecessors, hehe~ will not let go of this opportunity. Therefore, a lot of preparations were made in advance in order to praise Yun'er. It seems that Lee Seung Gi knows how to deal with Mr. Jiang's run skills, so he simply boldly and bluntly said that he would do things against the wind and support Lin Yuna.
"Oh haha~ said that he would do his best for Yun'er. Yoona openly said Brother Seunggi thank you. Ah~" Jiang Hudong is still self-conscious, and insists on stuffing red threads in the hands of two handsome men and beautiful women.
"Jiang Hudong, have you considered the position of the brother at the scene!" A sudden shouting from the guest seat interrupted the verbal exchange between the two MCs. This is the outspoken female Kim Hyo-jin's trouble, which is also praised and echoed by most of the guests at this moment.
"Yes, no matter how you say it, you have to respect the meaning of Shimonoji's brother (brother-in-law), since you are sitting here, you can talk openly about their relationship." Boom, who likes to climb smoothly on a pole the most, laughed and accused Jiang Hudong.
Jiang Hudong laughed for a while and then said, "Xu Canhaoxi, do you know that Yun'er Xi and my partner are dating?" "Jiang Laohu is going to be a matchmaker to the end, and he still continues to fabricate crimson, making Li Shengji and Lin Yuner seem to be unable to defend themselves anymore.
Xu Canhao felt Tiffany kick his seat with his foot behind him, but unfortunately he couldn't understand the meaning of the kick. Maybe it's to keep yourself from answering too much, he thought so, and his reaction was not slow, and he said, "Didn't we all participate in the Busan Film Festival not long ago?" Girls' Generation went to do the opening, yes. They left the opening stage after other reasons, so Yuna asked me to get Takuya Kimura's autograph. ”
"Ah~ Ideal type, the ideal type that Yuna Xi has made public." Boom clapped his hands in a trance.
"Nae, completely, really, adores and loves him. From the time of "Ice Lovers"...? Xu Canhao turned around and asked Yun'er until the other party nodded in approval. Every time I see that person appear in the magazine, he behaves like a complete nymphomaniac, applauding like this, as if tears are about to flow out. Xu Canhao imitated the appearance of the girl who was sick as he spoke, which amused people a lot, and at the same time attracted Pani's certification and Yuna's angry pink fist.
"Last time, the ideal World Cup Yuna Xi chose Mr. Yeon Jung-hoon." Boom remembered the choice Yoona made in "Shin Dong-yeol and Shin Bong-sun's Champagne".
"Ah~ Yeon Jeong-hoon senior." Xu Canhao said suddenly.
"No matter how much you like it, it's a married man..."I don't know if it was intentionally muttering or what, anyway, Kim Hyo-jin once again poked at people's laughter and the suffering of the parties, making the audience laugh and praise her energetic words.
"Haha... Hyojin Xi deserves to be... It is often possible to say it in one sentence (compressing the large description in Korean). Jiang Hudong said with a laugh.
"I heard that Xu Canhao's predecessor's ideal type is Han Jiaren?" At this time, Litt also came to make fun, and looked at Xu Canhao and Lin Chubby, who liked a married man, with a meaningful smile.
"Oh~ Really? This brother and sister used to be this kind of person, do you have a plan now? Worthy of being a member of a group, Boom reacted quickly to take the weapon of slander, suggesting that the two siblings wanted to break up the couple.
In the face of boom's problem and everyone's ridicule, Lin Yun'er had already retreated, covering her face with her hands and laughing, and had to wave her hand to the camera to explain "it's not like that". But Xu Canhao used his usual image style to fight back at the other party. He looked at Boom and Litt with a cold face, and suddenly said with a smile: "I heard that I am about to enlist in the army, right?" I will ask the seniors in the propaganda volunteer team to take good care of you. Lit..."Xu Canhao had just called the name, Litt and Boom were very abrupt, but it was not difficult to imagine that they stood up suddenly, bowed respectfully to Canhao, and shouted loudly: "I'm sorry, please forgive me." Everyone immediately laughed, and so did Xu Canhao. (The end credits of the show will ask the director to put a friendly photo of the four of them to explain that this action is only for the sake of the show.) )
"This is the newly established academy combination today, and it seems that our strong heart is going to set up an award specifically for them." Lee Seung Gi shook his head and sighed, praising the trio's funny ability.
"Haha... So Yoona Xi, what do you have to thank Seunggi OPPA? Jiang Hudong brought the topic back to the table.
"It's not... Hehe~ Things are a little big. Lin Yun'er said to Xu Canhao and Pani with some shame. I came out in the first issue and told the story of sweet potatoes. I was trained a lot by fans. It's too embarrassing to say Yuna. "The crowd burst into laughter." Now, in my opinion, I shouldn't have said that at the time. I was also taught a lesson by OPPA, saying that I was stupid. ”
Xu Canhao pursed his lips and smiled, and said softly: "It's not that you're stupid, it's stupid and cute." ”
"Haha, have you ever been scolded?" Jiang Hudong asked.
"Yae, I've been taught that lesson. It's strange why they say such boring things, thinking that the writers didn't stop it? It turned out to be such a boring show. At that time, I had such thoughts. The two MCs were speechless when they heard Xu Canhao's words, and they wanted to hold back their laughter. While others laughed uncontrollably. "Hehe, fool, stupid. Although I said that, this is also the charm of a girl.,I simply thought it was an upset rebellion.,Think like that.。 ”
"Ah~ yes, there's that kind of charm. Yuna xi. Jiang Hudong raised his hand and motioned for Yun'er to continue.
"Huh. Fans left messages on it saying that Yuna's artistic ability is much worse and she can't be on a talk show alone. Said a lot of things like that. ”
"Well, that's why I was called." Xu Canhao suddenly interjected cheekily, and immediately attracted Yun'er's disgusted slap and reproached him for interrupting his words. The situation of the two provoked laughter from everyone.
"Yoona Xi, please continue." Lee Seung-gi smiled softly and stretched out his hand to ask Yoon-a to continue. Such a move made many people look sideways, among which Jiang Hudong**'s expression was the most naked#.
Lin Yun'er lowered her head and chuckled as if she was shy, raised her head and smoothed out her long hair that didn't exist, and said, "At that time, Seungji Oppa kept saying that it was fun, and kept helping me save the atmosphere." Thanks to him, the scene of getting cold was saved, and it became funny with his embellishment. ”
"You two eat and drink! Why don't you take care of your sister!? The explosive, almost roaring words still came from Kim Hyo-jin. This time, everyone laughed and left their seats, got up and applauded, and wanted to give her a full thumbs up.
"Uh-ha-ha... In the strong heart, I really discovered Kim Hyo-jin's ability again~ Continue to make people's hearts happy. Jiang Hudong exclaimed.
"Yae, it's a great way to speak straightforwardly." Lee Seung-gi echoed.
"I heard that Yuna Xi is going to publish the big news that appeared for the first time on the show today?" Jiang Hudong's words amazed everyone. "What's the story, what kind of big news?"
Xu Canhao didn't know what Yun'er was going to say in advance, and turned around with some curiosity to look at the embarrassed girl with short hair who was still beautiful.
"That's... It is... It's too entangled with men..."Lin Yun'er spoke amazingly, even Canhao beside her was no exception, and asked her repeatedly. "Hehe~ Actually, among the men here, one always said to me, let me marry him."
When Yun'er said this, Xu Canhao immediately made a relieved look to express his happiness, and said, "That's definitely not me." There was a burst of laughter.
"Ah, Katsuki's expression stiffened and he got angry." Hong Xitian in the guest seat keenly pointed out the inappropriateness of the scandalous actor.
"How, did you call me?" At this time, Boom took over the topic and continued to ask.
"Telephone, meeting, keep saying that." I must marry my brother~'" Lin Yun'er threw another bomb, causing the guests to exclaim.
"Who!?" Xu Canhao was "angry", took the case, and glanced at the male guests at the scene, so frightened that Hong Xitian, who was about to get up, was so embarrassed that he didn't know whether to sit or stand, and his body rose and fell back and forth on the seat. "Wait. Did you just say, phone calls, meetings, is it a regular thing? Xu Canhao pretended to be a detective in the laughter of the audience, and turned around to ask Lin Yun'er.
Lin Yun'er shrank back, dodging her brother's aggressive momentum, and responded with a smile: "Eh, what's wrong?" ”
Xu Canhao did not answer. He slowly turned back again, and his cold eyes fell on the faces of Eunhyuk and Litt in front of him, and he looked at them for a while, making the two bosses of Litt and Eunhyuk uncomfortable, and they were so frightened that they wanted to run to the stage. "There is only one murderer..."Xu Canhao, who was full of detective desire, amused everyone with one sentence. That is..."
"Little, it's Little!" Without waiting for Xu Canhao to reveal the reasoning answer, Brian quickly identified the criminal, causing Xu Canhao to receive an invisible muffled punch.
"Yes, indeed!" Yun'er, the girl, immediately clapped her hands for certification, and she didn't look at Canhao's face at all.
"Haha~ Look at oppa's face." Pani covered his mouth and smiled and bent over, pointing at Xu Canhao to let everyone admire his iron face.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Brian probed to look at Xu Canhao, who had a huge amount of depressed fire in his chest, and completely showed it on his face, and at the moment, he immediately bowed and apologized with reference to the attitude of the previous academy group.
"Haha... Xu Chanhao xi. Do you think so too, Little is the murderer? Jiang Hudong almost laughed breathlessly, lying on the stage and continuing to host.
"Eh~s.m, don't you give birth to a good man!?" Accompanied by Xu Canhao's irritable roar, there was the wild laughter of the guests on the scene. Tiffany, who had been sullen because she was unwell, couldn't help but laugh until tears flowed down her stomach and her stomach ached.
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