Chapter 45: Humbert Humbert XII
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There was a row of cold sweat on Fei Du's forehead, and he didn't know whether it was hot or painful, his face was like white paper, and he squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "You're not finished, are you?" โ
Luo Wenzhou stood to the side with a sad expression, as if he was mourning in silence, and after two seconds of silence, he couldn't hold it back, pinned his head to the side, and laughed wildly. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝU๏ฝEใ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ
"Young man, you can't do this," the old orthopedic doctor next to him said while treating Fei Du's injured left arm, "It looks like it's a bad habit, right?" You young people now, day and night, and don't like to exercise, you know where to go to play the computer all day long, can your body be good? I wondered, what's so fun about that? Don't think you're young, osteoporosis at the age of twenty or thirty is ......"
Mr. Fei, who had never played with a computer late at night, was so wronged that he couldn't speak
Fei Du was near the intersection of Chenguang Road, was hit by a car that suddenly rushed from the right and hit the co-pilot, the driver was a novice who had just taken the car for two months, and the buddy was carried away by the ambulance, it is said that because he was not familiar with the road signs, he turned the wrong corner, and inexplicably found himself going in the wrong direction, and happened to see Fei Du's large SUV comparable to a tank coming towards him, and he panicked and stepped on the accelerator as a brake - this is the conclusion reached by the emergency traffic police.
All in all, the cause of the accident was that the driving school was too watery, and Fei Du was unlucky.
Fortunately, Fei Du's car today has a high safety factor, and his response is also very timely, so the other party's car is more seriously damaged, and he is basically in danger - even his glasses are not broken.
โฆโฆ However, the glasses are strong glasses, and Mr. Fei's expensive * is a little dwarfed, and his left arm was hit by the ejected airbag and cracked to the bone.
Fei Du insisted that it was because of the posture that was a little inch.
What's even more unfortunate is that somehow it was so coincidental that Fei Du's rare moment of embarrassment happened to be seen by Luo Wenzhou's lack of morality.
Luo Wenzhou accompanied him on a day trip to the hospital, and after learning about Fei Du's injury, he carried Mr. Fei's determined glasses, and the whole person couldn't stop laughing, and the heavy mood caused by the pressure of work for days was swept away.
"Doctor, this kind of bourgeois hooligan doesn't play with computers, they go out every day and sing songs every night," Luo Wenzhou didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and added fuel and vinegar to the side, "Look at that face, it's empty, this is all proof of a corrupt and depraved life." โ
The old doctor stared at the big dragonfly-like eyes, and looked at Fei Du's vampire-like face through reading glasses: "Well, it's a little." โ
Fei Du: "......"
"I'll fix it for you first, the crack is not serious, just come and dismantle it in two days, remember not to do strenuous exercise, quit smoking, quit drinking and quitting sex," the old doctor told in a serious tone, "Also, pay attention to calcium supplementation, young man, otherwise in another ten years, you will be a 'crunchy'!" โ
The last sentence somehow poked Luo Wenzhou's laughter, this person is going crazy, and he has the meaning of living on such a joke for the rest of his life, until he drove Fei Du home along the way, and let out weird laughter from time to time.
Fei Du felt a little pity for him, feeling that Team Luo's life was really miserable, and in a boring life, he could only talk about this kind โกโกof low-level fun to talk about.
The two of them originally made an appointment with Teacher Bai and the other with the Land Bureau, but after this battle, they had to miss the appointment at the same time.
"The front intersection is left...... You've driven it," Fei Du twitched his eyelids angrily, "Uncle, do you know how to read the navigation?" โ
"Didn't you find out that I was planning to kidnap you and sell you? I've contacted all the buyers," Luo Wenzhou went straight down the wrong route, all the way to a shopping mall, he parked the car, and waved to Feidu, "Go, get out of the car, the buyer is waiting in front for inspection." โ
"Can you please make me better packaged and then sold?" Fei Du looked at his wrinkled shirt angrily, tried to move, and felt that there were many bruises on his body, and it hurt everywhere, so he sat in the car and said to Luo Wenzhou weakly, "You bring the buyer yourself, I can't walk."
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Luo Wenzhou didn't force it, but just looked at his paralyzed virtue and sneered, put the man who didn't have strong glasses in the car, and walked alone.
Fei Du thought that he was planning to do something along the way, he was a car rubber, and there was no reason to ask others to serve home, so he didn't care.
He adjusted the co-pilot's seat to the back, occupying most of the space in the car, and the whole person was almost lying down, leaning on his eyes half-closed, and in the endless pain, he remembered the car accident he had just encountered.
Reading the wrong road signs, mistaking the accelerator for the brake...... These things are not uncommon, whether they are subjective and intentional, or the negligence of the driver who caused the accident when he was in a hurry, no one can say.
The only difference is that the former is a murder and the latter is just an accident.
In this way, the car is really a murder tool with excellent performance.
Just when Fei Du was about to fall asleep pondering these things, the car door next to him rang, and Luo Wenzhou came back.
Fei Du glanced at him nonchalantly, shocked to find that he was carrying a cake in his hand, and the pompous cardboard box was painted with candles and stupid cartoon characters.
Fei Du subconsciously dodged in the direction of the car door on the other side, as if Luo Wenzhou was not carrying a cake in his hand, but a bomb.
"Haven't seen a birthday cake? What are you hiding, the cake doesn't intend to insult you. Luo Wenzhou put the cake box away, "Didn't the guy who dealt with the accident register your ID card?" Don't tell me the date on your ID is wrong. โ
Fei Du was stiffer than the plaster on his arm, and his whole person entered a state of instability that was ready to jump out of the car and escape.
However, in the end, there was still no, in the car music of Luo Wenzhou's car, which was forcibly skewered with folk songs, popular and folk songs, Fei Du maintained this state until Luo Wenzhou parked the car downstairs in his house.
"The doctors have said, let you quit smoking, drinking, and sex, I see that you have a plaster cast, don't go out to show off the market today, just experience the sunset red life with the 'middle-aged and elderly'." Luo Wenzhou tilted his chin at him, "Come down." โ
Fei Du looked at him with inexplicable eyes for a moment, carefully picked up his aching arm, and rubbed out of the car half-body.
He walked too slowly, Luo Wenzhou had to stop and wait from time to time: "As for the young master?" Luckily, our house is on the first floor, otherwise we would have to carry you up. โ
Fei Du didn't say a word, didn't reply.
He was like a cat in someone else's land for the first time, and every bone in his backbone was full of vigilance. In this way, he came to the door of Luo Wenzhou's house step by step. As soon as Luo Wenzhou opened the door, the "head of the family" poked out a small round head that had been prepared early and looked out.
Luo Wenzhou: "Go in, Luo Yiguo, don't get in the way!" โ
Luo Yiguo's vision was blocked by the large cardboard box in his hand, suspecting that this was a new thing that the shoveler paid tribute to its old man, so he unceremoniously stretched his neck, hoisted his claws to scratch, and was quickly knocked on the paws by Luo Wenzhou, Luo Yiguo fell to the ground angrily, and screamed twice, until this time, it saw that there was a stranger behind it.
Fei Du and Luo Yiguo glanced at each other, Fei Du was more restrained, just took a small step back, Luo Yiguo fried his hair on the spot, and let out a scream that was not like a cat's sound, it turned around sharply with its four paws and the ground, its claws rubbed against each other on the slippery floor, stared at a pair of big eyes like glass balls, lowered the center of gravity, and made a desperate posture that was ready to pounce at any time.
In this brave posture, it looked at Fei Du again for a moment, and after a while, Luo Yiguo made a quick decision, gave up the fight, and got into the crack of the sofa without looking back, and did not come out
Luo Wenzhou: "......"
With such a cowardly cat, he felt a little shameless.
"No need to change shoes," Luo Wenzhou pointed to the sofa, "Just sit, hey, this cat didn't recognize the problem before, last time a colleague came over, it also chased people all the way, why is it afraid of you - Luo Yiguo, you get out of here, roll under the sofa and rub it on my sheets, bastard!" โ
Luo pretended to be dead and did not move.
Luo Wenzhou yelled at the sofa: "You still can't eat?" โ
This time it heard it, and two curled beards cautiously poked out of the cracks in the sofa, and then, smelling the stranger's scent, it retracted decisively.
Comrade Luo Yiguo was so frightened that he went on a hunger strike.
Luo Wenzhou was helpless, opened a cat can and threw it next to its rice bowl, rummaged through the cabinet next to it, took out a sugar box and threw it in front of Fei Du, who was sitting in a precarious position: "You see if it's expired, I'll go and fry a few dishes." Let's say okay first, I don't serve the young master, what do I do, you eat, don't have so many problems. โ
Fei Du rarely did not raise any objections, his sitting posture was terrible, as if it was not a sofa under his buttocks, but the roof of the world.
After Luo Wenzhou walked away for a while, he opened the sugar box in front of him with one hand with a little difficulty, the varieties in it were strange, probably the kind of assorted candy box he bought during the Chinese New Year, and a few pieces of chocolate had turned into a very post-modern shape, which made people lose their appetite at first sight...... At the bottom of the box was a box of toffee, old-fashioned, shoddy packaging, always in the shape of irregular sugar cubes, sticking to his teeth - he remembered the smell of the thing.
Fei Du slowly took out a piece of toffee, tore it with the tip of his teeth, and threw it into his mouth, and then, he set his eyes on the kitchen, the range hood roared, the kitchen knife and the cutting board collided with each other rhythmically, and Luo Wenzhou's back appeared and disappeared there.
Luo Wenzhou said "just stir-fry a few dishes", but in fact, he still did it seriously, and in a very short period of time, he cooked a few dishes with meat and vegetables, he put the cake in the middle, thought about it, and inserted a candle to light it.
Luo Wenzhou raised his head and met Fei Du's eyes, so he said dryly: "What do you see, I won't sing you a birthday song, are you going to make a wish?" It's okay to bless you with a car on your birthday next year. โ
Fei Du: "Oh. โ
The two men looked at each other for a moment at the cute cartoon candle on the cake, and the atmosphere was very strange, as if they were mourning the past years.
Luo Wenzhou immediately regretted it: "You better blow it quickly, it's a bit two." โ
There are all kinds of cakes in the world, there are few that Fei Du has not eaten, only the birthday cake is very strange to him, it seems that he has tasted it when he was very young, Fei Du had a lot of guests at home at that time, and his birthday was basically for outsiders to see, and the expensive cake was only given him a symbolic small piece and was taken away, and the next day he wanted to find it, but there was no more - because the cream was not fresh after a while.
In fact, what is the difference between a birthday cake and a regular breakfast cake? At best, it was just a few more candles, but Fei Du always felt that the smell was different.
Luo Wenzhou's craftsmanship is also very remarkable, the fly in the ointment is that there is no wine, Luo team strictly followed the doctor's instructions, and only gave him a pack of high-calcium breakfast milk.
There are some middle-aged and elderly men who summarize their statements outside a lot of times, and when they go home to face their wives and children, they always unconsciously bring this bad style to them, Luo Wenzhou hated his father's lecture before eating when he was a child, who knew that he had been infected for 20 years, and he was actually infected
ใ Usually with Luo Yiguo, this disease is still in the incubation period, and today there is an extra Fei Du on the dinner table, and it will open all of a sudden.
"Another year," Luo Wenzhou poured the hot breakfast milk into the cup, pushed it in front of Fei Du, and started a tirade in the same vein as his father, "It's not that I said you, let's do something serious in the future, when will it be a head?" The result of the great abundance of material life should be to make people more pursuing, rather than lying on the mountain of gold like a salted fish. โ
Fei Du had never experienced this kind of Chinese patriarchal culture, and with a ball in his mouth, it sounded very fresh.
Luo Wenzhou continued: "Human nature is like this, first of all, the pursuit of food and clothing, food and clothing, sensory comfort, then it is inevitable to seek a higher sense of satisfaction, such as a sense of achievement, such as self-realization, still indulging in low-level profligacy, in fact, just self-paralysis, for a long time, the invisible anxiety will make people very painful." Today's Maybach, tomorrow's Bugatti, if you buy them back, will you be able to alleviate this deep-seated pain that conflicts with human nature? โ
"No," Fei Du swallowed the croquettes slowly, "but the pain of not being able to afford them is obviously a little more superficial." โ
"......" Luo Wenzhou glared at him, but found that Fei Du had a little smile on the corner of his mouth, he was joking - although this joke sounded a bit poignant, Luo Wenzhou said, "Parents dare to interrupt when they speak, if this is in our house, a bear child like you would have to move a bench to squat at the door to write an inspection now, and still want to eat?" โ
Fei Du heard this sentence, and he didn't know what to remember, and his smile gradually faded. He was silent for a while, and suddenly said: "When my family eats, basically no one speaks, unless there are guests, I rarely see my father at the dinner table, my mother is emotionally unstable, and often has seizures for no reason in the middle of eating, sometimes she throws down the tableware with a calm face and leaves, and sometimes she suddenly sits at the table and cries." โ
Luo Wenzhou was stunned.
"It's a very scary thing to eat at home," Fei Du shrugged helplessly, "once in a while, it's like winning the lottery." โ
Luo Wenzhou thought about it, didn't comfort him, but said lightly: "It sounds pretty miserable, I don't know which one is more comfortable than the writing inspection." โ
Fei Du raised an eyebrow.
"Really, imagine that you are squatting at the door, lying on the bench, holding a piece of manuscript paper at the door of your home, when it is hot, everyone only closes the security door, you can see what you are doing at home from the outside, the neighbors are all from the parents' unit, and whoever passes by has to look down at you and ask, 'Boy, what did you do again', it is really a great insult to personality and dignity."
Fei Du couldn't help but laugh.
Luo Wenzhou was about to say something, but suddenly, his mobile phone rang, it was from the office landline, Luo Wenzhou was stunned, and a hint of foreboding vaguely rose in his heart.
"Hey," Tao Ran's voice gasped a little, "Team Luo, just now Chang Ning reported the case at the police station in the jurisdiction, saying that Chenchen was lost!" โ
The volume of his phone was loud, and Fei Du heard it.
Luo Wenzhou: "When?" Where did you lose it? Don't worry, it doesn't have to be the same thing. โ
"She went to the Children's Palace today to learn to paint, Chang Ning sent it at noon, and in the evening the adults told her that she would wait in the Children's Palace for half an hour and not come out, so that her father could pick her up after work, and they would get out of class...... It was about half past four o'clock, and her father called her, when the child was still in the studio, and at a little after five o'clock, when the adults passed, there was no one to be found. โ