Chapter Thirty-Six: Slippery Head

Having said that, after all, the Australian Eight Horse is still the big ~ boss on the face of the United States, and it is also recognized internationally that he is in charge of the United States, so what should be done on the surface, he must also do it, otherwise he will lose not only the face of the Australian Eight Horses, but also the face of the United States. The most important thing is www.biquge.info that the mechanical warriors were personally ordered by him to be sent out, and now that the person is missing, if he doesn't report to him, who will shoulder this responsibility? Right?

So the professor finally dialed the Australian Eight Horse phone:

"Mr. President......"

"Aha, dear professor, are you trying to tell me good news about the Robo-Warrior?" He ate the milk and sandwiches that Rice Boots had specially added for him this morning, and he was in excellent spirits. The mechanical warrior is the super secret weapon in his hand, and it is the guarantee that the United States will continue to dominate the world in the future, he is invincible in the world, the first in the universe, the professor called in person, and he subconsciously thought that there was good news for the mechanical warrior.

The professor took the phone and began to hesitate again, because he suddenly did not know how to speak. The mechanical warrior was created by him, and he once boasted that the mechanical warrior is invincible, comparable to the existence of Superman and Spider-Man. But the mechanic failed in the first battle, and it is estimated that he will not even be able to find the scum. Although he has never been fond of Ao Baba in his heart, it is a matter of minutes for Ao Bama to kill him. Don't talk about the rice people~ Lord, human rights are supreme, and at the critical moment, power still crushes everything!

And the shameless politicians in Congress, the mechanical soldiers they spent a lot of money to create are gone in the blink of an eye, it's no wonder they don't go crazy!

Therefore, for a while, he didn't even know how to open his mouth to report to him.

"Mr. Professor, why don't you speak? Is it because the mood is too cold to organize the language? "The Australian Eight Horse still doesn't notice any difference.

Chicken jelly your sister! The professor was scolded.

"Hmm...... Mr. President, no matter how advanced technology is, it is also flawed, so ......" Professor is spitting. The professor's tone of voice was obviously wrong, and if he didn't find anything abnormal, then he would have to go back to his hometown in Africa to grow sweet potatoes. Then his tone turned cold, "Professor, don't tell me that the mechanical warrior mission has failed!" ”

"That...... Mr. President, God is not omnipotent! The professor argued.

"Mr. Professor, please don't insult God Almighty!" Ao Bama said in a deep voice. As a boss, what I hate the most is that my subordinates don't do things well, and they also quibble and prevaricate in every way.

"Don't forget, you swore an oath!"

"I haven't forgotten!" The professor had the pride and dignity of an intellectual, and he could not tolerate insults to his personality.

"It's good that I haven't forgotten. Don't tell me that you've spent a lot of taxpayers' money and ended up researching a waste! Otherwise, you will be punished by the laws of the United States, and I will send you to prison with my own hands! Ao Bama said ruthlessly.

"There is absolutely no problem with the results of my research! It's a damn avalanche, my mechanical warrior has encountered an avalanche and is missing! "The professor was completely angered by the attitude of the Australian Baba, your sister, who are you? No matter how awesome you are, you can only be president for 8 years, and once your term of office is over, you are just a flat-headed commoner, and you are just a lawsuit to death, can you compare with me, a great scientist?

The professor despised the eight horses for a while.

"Human beings, no matter how powerful they are, are very small in front of nature. The mechanical warrior only disappeared in an avalanche, and the reason why he was ineffective was because humans could not resist the forces of nature! So, what sin am I? The professor almost snarled. The brows of the Australian Eight Horse were almost twisted, he was the president of the world's only superpower, known as the most powerful man in the world, and he was actually roared by a nerd who was engaged in scientific research~ Zizi! Your sister, the tiger is not powerful, is it really Lao Tzu a sick cat?

The Australian Eight Horse is already furious.

However, he suddenly realized that he really couldn't do anything with the professor, because he had a point, and if the mechanical warrior failed his mission because of an avalanche, it could only mean that he was unlucky, and he couldn't blame the professor's research for not doing well. The United States is a people~lord country, and many things are not decided by him alone.

Ao Baba drank a whole cup of coffee fiercely, and then paced around the office, sighing in his heart that he was neither born at the right time nor at the right place, if it was medieval Europe, or the United States was now the Middle East, as the head of a country, he only needed one sentence to wipe out the professor! But the only thing he could do now was to investigate whether what the professor said was true.

If the facts are inconsistent with what the professor said, he can come up with a better way to punish him and let him understand a hard truth: no matter how good you are, you must be low-key, and obedience can keep you safe!

It's a pity, the ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny~ sense, he yelled at him when he taught, what can he do? He saw from the pictures secretly taken by the spy satellite of the United States transferred from the CIA that what the professor said was actually true. The only consolation he felt was that, according to intelligence analysis, Ma Yi was also buried by the avalanche. Well, although the mechanical warrior was not able to kill him with his own hands, but he also hung up after all, and exchanged an expensive mechanical warrior for Ma Yi's life, although the price was a bit heavy, but he finally achieved his goal, so the task of the mechanical warrior was not a complete failure.

"Prime Minister Anbei, your enemy, under the blow of the powerful forces of our country, has been wiped out!" In order to alleviate the depressed mood, the Australian Eight Horse did not hesitate to put down ~ his figure, and personally carried his international brother Ann into the mountain to report the "good news". Although the Australian Eight Horse promised him that the Mi National Assembly would take action to destroy Ma Yi and relieve him of the serious trouble, he had been worried about whether the Australian Eight Horse could succeed.

Although the United States is known as the world's only superpower, its national strength is second to none in the world and it is invincible in the world. But dealing with Ma Yi is not a war, and the powerful force of the United States is useless at all, and they can only engage with Ma Yi in short combat. With Ma Yi's strength, the United States may not be able to please. However, the heavens follow the wishes of the people, Ma Yi was really killed by the United States, so in an instant he had the urge to hug the big ~ leg of the Australian Eight Horses again.

"Mr. President, you are the greatest president in the world! On behalf of the people of the Great Island Country, I would like to express my highest respect to you! The light of the goddess Amaterasu will always shine for you, bless you with wisdom and martial arts, and the golden gun will not fall......" Ann carried into the mouth of the mountain and praised endlessly, eager to hold the eight horses to the sky. But who are the eight horses in Australia? He is the most powerful man in the world, there is no one, what scene has he not seen? What kind words haven't you heard? If An can turn his medicine over by carrying the pale ecstasy soup into the mountain, he might as well hit the tofu headfirst and die!

As the old saying goes, there is no such thing as a free lunch. He helped An into the mountains to solve the big problem of his henchmen, how could it be a few words of compliment to send a drop?! The mechanical warrior was successfully developed by the United States after spending a lot of manpower and material resources, and Ma Yi is finished, but the mechanical warrior has never returned, and this account must not be separated from the mountain.

Money, he is decided. Otherwise, the Australian Eight Horse will not only be sorry for themselves, but it will also be difficult to explain to the Congress.

"Prime Minister An Bei into the mountain, we also paid a heavy price in order to eliminate Ma Yi......" Ao Ba Ma put on a look of wanting to speak and stop, An Bei Jin is also a smart person, obedient and listening, he immediately understood the meaning of Ao Baba, and immediately patted his chest, "Please rest assured, Mr. President, Ma Yi is also the enemy of the island country." His death in the hands of the United States is a major event celebrated by the whole world, we are definitely not ungrateful villains, and we will never let the United States bear the losses alone! ”

"Of course, of course, Prime Minister Anbei's international reputation is still obvious to all...... "Australia Eight Horse said." Actually, we can still afford this price, but the insatiable guys in Congress won't give up if they don't see any benefits, so ......"

"Mr. President, the consistent position of PICs in international affairs is to resolutely stand on the side of the United States, resolutely advance and retreat together with the United States, and actively cooperate with the United States in handling all international affairs. With regard to the issue of X fishing islands and X sea, I will choose the right time to re-clarify the position of the island countries! The island country is willing to be the vanguard of the United States to curb the development of China! ...... "What An is best at carrying into the mountain is to release air cannons, anyway, these toys don't burn money, they just need to waste a little saliva, so once he talks about it, it's like a flood that lets go of the floodgates, gushing endlessly."

Ao Bama frowned slightly, because An went into the mountain and talked for a long time, but he didn't have any practical meaning, if he didn't want to pay for it, he was really a chicken and egg fight, and he didn't get any benefits. Some people may say that the island countries are already willing to be pawns of the rice country, and the Australian Eight Horses have taken a big advantage? Of course, if you understand the history and the relationship between the island country and the United States, you will not think that Australia and Pakistan have taken advantage. ,

Because the current island country, although it is an ally of the United States in reputation, he is actually a colony of the United States. It's just that this term is not in use now, and the colonial theory has been replaced by the word "alliance".

As a colonial country, in international affairs, do you have the courage to go against the United States?

The answer is: no. At least it must be like this now, as for the future, whether the rice country will raise tigers as a trouble, reap the consequences, and be colonized by island countries, we can only wait and see.

Australia Baba is just the president of a country, not a soothsayer, he can't predict the future, he can only see the immediate benefits, the mechanical warrior is gone, the rice country has suffered heavy losses, and An is unwilling to tell the truth about real money, which makes him feel neither down-to-earth nor very happy. The heart said, "Te Di An's back into the mountain, are you playing tricks on me? Sample, brother is the ancestor of the slippery head?

"Ahem...... cough ......" Ao Bama couldn't help coughing a few times.