Chapter 81: The dog forced him to go out and forage for food
"Fourth, don't play with your phone, there's nothing to do all day long! Go out and buy a boxed lunch, hurry up and finish eating, there are still three businesses to follow in the afternoon. Pen~Fun~Ge www.biquge.info the old man in your hand is about to bite the hook, don't relax, I feel that he should be quite rich, at least 100,000 is no problem! ”
"Oh!"
Yu Lang made up another text message to mock the deceived person, and then slowly put away his mobile phone and went out of the door.
He has reason to be in a good mood, a few days ago, he was the main person in charge, and he shared the most money, 300,000 yuan, it seems that the famous car mansion is close at hand!
After another year and a half, I will close the mountain, go back to my hometown and start a small building to marry a young girl, which is completely a winner in life. This line of work is really fast, although there are more and more peers, and the fool is a bit insufficient, but as long as the technology passes, there will always be a place.
It's a pity, often floating in the rivers and lakes, it's hard not to be knifed, it's best to do a few big votes and then wash it white, otherwise sooner or later you will fold yourself in.
In the afternoon, I will fool the old man again, I really can't pull Xiaojiao over to help, dress up as a young woman, pretend to be the infertile wife of a wealthy businessman to find someone to surrogate, and it is not a big problem to defraud tens of thousands of fees, as for when this old man can react, it is difficult to say.
Hey, no matter how small the mosquito is, it is also meat, tens of thousands of dollars are divided into half of the small petite, then there are at least one or two thousand, you can't think about big orders every day.
Not...... But you still have to collect a batch of accurate customer information at a high price, or this is a good one, one million is too cool, that woman is really funny, hahaha......
Yu Lang pondered as he walked out of the village.
In order to avoid the police, this place is a little remote, and you have to walk a mile or two to buy a boxed lunch, and there is no app delivery service. But in order to make money, you should be guilty, and when you finish these orders, go to the city to relax and have a good time!
What to eat today, potato chicken nuggets or tomato brisket?
Lao Sun's restaurant, although the sanitary conditions are a little worse, the taste is really not to be said. The food in the restaurant is good, and the dogs at home are so fat that their bellies are close to the ground, I really doubt that there is still any value of guarding the door, even if you want to bite people, you can't catch up......
"Lao Sun, stir-fry four dishes, pack them and take them away!"
Before entering the door, Yu Lang shouted from afar, after all, he was a frequent customer and was very familiar.
"Two meat and two vegetables, I helped you match it."
No one went out, but a loud voice came from inside, "You can sit casually, just for a while!" ”
Okay, let's eat a random meal today, and I'm tired of ordering food.
Yu Lang lazily entered the courtyard gate, found a broken wooden chair to sit down, and took out his mobile phone.
Hey, it's a pity that there is no anti-tracking device here, and you can't text them to tease them, it's so boring......
Hey? Rhubarb, what are you staring at me like this??
Yu Lang suddenly found that the big yellow dog of Lao Sun's family, who was so fat that he couldn't walk, stared at him directly, and his eyes were unprecedentedly strange.
"Old Sun, your dog didn't ...... today"
Before he finished speaking, he saw the well-known good-natured big yellow dog suddenly kicked on all fours and pounced on Yu Lang.
I'll go! What rhythm?
Yu Lang didn't have time to think about it, jumped up with a strange scream, and turned around in a panic and ran.
As it turned out, he had just thought wrong. No matter how fat the dog is, it is easy to pick up people......
"Old Sun! Old grandson! Help me!! ”
Yu Lang was soon bitten his calf, and the sharp canine teeth easily tore off a piece of flesh, causing him to scream in pain, fall to the ground, and roar desperately at the top of his throat.
But his shouting, first of all, aroused the ferocity of the big dog, and he tore a pair of velvet trousers to shreds in three or two strokes.
"Help! Someone ...... that"
Yu Lang was so frightened that his voice changed tone, and he covered his underwear with both hands, even if his hand was bitten off, as long as he had money to spend, it was okay to say. But if that thing is bitten off, the lower half of the body and the second half of the life, then it will be over!
However, the dog is very smart, and it is keenly aware that what is tightly guarded must be something good, and maybe it can be eaten.
So what Yu Lang, a disciple of the "Crotch Covering Faction", was most worried about, but it was inevitable that it happened......
By the time the old grandson of the stir-fry came out, it was too late.
The country dog may be good-tempered or fat, but it really bites you like a father and an enemy, and the dog at this time is no longer a dog, but a wolf!
Yu Lang's whole body was covered with scars, the worst thing was his lower body, his inner and outer pants were all shattered, and the vital parts were blurred with flesh and blood, and it seemed that most of them had been bitten, and the remaining bit of minced flesh was estimated to have to be removed in the hospital, and it was definitely unusable anyway.
When the hotel boss Sun and others sent Yu Lang to the hospital, they were already dying. At this moment, the names of many great figures suddenly appeared in Yu Lang's mind, and they all left deep footprints in the 5,000-year history of Chinese civilization.
Sima Qian, Zheng He, Wei Zhongxian, Li Lianying......
Qin Peng, the boss of the gang, received a call from the hospital and looked confused.
Seriously injured by a dog bite?
I just asked you to buy a boxed lunch, are you going to Japan? Otherwise, why would they bite you so well?
It's really convincing!
"Xiaojiao! You follow the fourth child's list in the afternoon, and try not to run. Is the money transferred properly on the old second-hand bank, I still have a phone call to call later, you go buy a meal? ”
"Oh!"
A fat man covered in flesh stood up in response, muttering as if he was a little dissatisfied, but after all, people take food as their sky, and someone has to buy it.
Three minutes later, Qin Peng's mobile phone rang again.
"Boss! I...... I was bitten by a dog! ”
What?
Qin Peng was stunned, what is the situation? The dogs in this village, are all crazy?
You can't bite people when you see them, go out and bite them one by one, and let people not live!
"It's the rhubarb of Lao Sun's family again?"
"No, it's a little stray dog, and I can't help but say that it bites when it pounces on it, and it hurts its leg."
The fat man Gao Yu couldn't laugh anymore at this moment, gritted his teeth and begged for help: "Boss, can you take me to the hospital, the business that has been delayed...... Deduct from my commission! ”
He knew that this boss was not a philanthropist, and the fourth child was seriously injured and admitted to the hospital before, and he didn't mention anything about going to see it, and if he didn't promise something, he was afraid that he would have to crawl to seek medical treatment.
“…… Let's go! ”
Qin Peng turned his head and glanced at Tian Xiaojiao, who was chatting ambiguously with the nine windows, frowned, and reluctantly agreed. If it's not for the sake of being fat, you have to fill your stomach.
How many days have you not been out?
The long-term career has made Qin Peng develop a good habit of living in seclusion and showing up as little as possible, even in this remote village, he has hardly gone out since renting this dilapidated house.
Unexpectedly, he was not found by the police, but the dog forced him to go out to forage for food......