Leng Xiaotai was awakened by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.

He grew up in the Northeast and had never experienced an earthquake since he was a child, and it took at least three or four seconds to react after waking up before he sat up in a panic. Earthquake?! ”

The shaking of the earthquake was so severe that the closet on the side creaked and was about to collapse. Leng Xiaotai pulled up the quilt with great care, intending to roll the quilt and roll it to the ground. On one side of the bed was the safety triangle, where he was ready to hide. But as soon as he shrank into the quilt, the earthquake suddenly stopped.

“......”

Leng Xiaotai held his breath and was stunned for a moment, and came out of the quilt with a messy hair. He turned his head and saw Lanche lying beside him with a calm face, and asked in a daze, "Was there an earthquake just now?" ”

Lanche nodded.

Leng Xiaotai: "Does Nebrosa have frequent earthquakes?" ”

Lanche, apparently also just woke up, sat up, leaned gracefully against the head of the bed, and took the glass of water from the bedside table, "Every weekday at eight o'clock in the morning, this is Nebrosa's alarm clock. ”

Leng Xiaotai: "......"

Your gods' alarm clocks are too high!!

Lanche clung to the glass and continued, "In the past, I always stayed in bed and missed the morning meeting, and I made this rule. Nebrosa's late morning shift rate has shrunk to 0.00000021. ”

"It's really impossible to sleep anymore..."Leng Xiaotai yawned.

Lan Che's fingers pinching the handle of the water cup suddenly became so strong that a shocking crack suddenly exploded on the porcelain cup, "Although it is I who is the twenty-one." ”

Leng Xiaotai: "......"

Leng Xiaotai patted Lanche's shoulder sympathetically, and lay back on the covers, he closed his eyes and continued his unsatisfied sleep. But it wasn't until his bare thigh slid down the other that the cold hairs on his back suddenly stood on end—how did I sleep with Lanche?

He remembered that he slept in the guest room next door last night, and he slept well, but he was suddenly awakened in the middle of the night by a restless movement, and he was upset and couldn't sleep, and then... Tortured by lust, he pushed open the door of Lanche's room...

This memory instantly washed away the unsubsided sleepiness in Leng Xiaotai's head, and the follow-up speculation hit Leng Xiaotai's atrium.

'Calm down Leng Xiaotai! Calm down! He soothed himself and said, 'It's nothing to just sleep under the covers, as long as..."

Why is Lao Tzu's underwear gone!!

Leng Xiaotai's blood surged, his pores exploded, and he closed his eyes tightly and didn't dare to face the reality. He was lying with his back to Lanche, sneakily moving his hand back, and in fear he reached out to touch Lanche with his little thumb. Just when the touch of flesh came from his fingertips, his world collapsed - why is Lan Shen's underwear gone!

Brother Lanche, don't scare me!

In just a few seconds, Leng Xiaotai had already played a few back and forth between life and death, although the memory of last night was blurred, but just by the two of them lying naked in a quilt, he dared to be sure that he was really on the nectar last night.

In fact, he did get into Lanche's quilt last night, and the two of them did have a sensual exchange in bed for a while. After giving an explanation to Lanche, Lanche carried him to the giant flower bed outside the courtyard. In the closed flower bones, Lanche patiently helped him expand to the optimal state with the flower pulp. He was holding Lanche's shoulder, and Lanche was holding his waist, but as he was pressed to sit down, he panicked.

Although the sucking of the intestines revealed the instinct of the body, his owner resisted. His paleness was reflected in Lanche's eyes, and Lanche finally let him go at that moment, took him carefully in his arms, and said to him, 'Don't be afraid, no.' ’

Later, Lanche wiped Leng Xiaotai, and after that unsuccessful affair, Lanche was also physically and mentally exhausted, so he simply hugged someone and fell asleep directly on the bed.

However, Leng Xiaotai doesn't remember these details. All he knew was that his place was as good as he wished, and it didn't hurt. But his mood is still hideous, because...

"Ran... Lanche—" he tried to keep himself calm, but his voice still trembled and changed tone, "I didn't do anything to you last night, did I?" ”

Lanche thought that Leng Xiaotai was asleep again, and his attention was not on him, so he didn't listen to what Leng Xiaotai said timidly. The cup he had crushed touched his hand, and he was pinching the wound in displeasure, "Oh. Pain. ”

What have you done!

Leng Xiaotai sat up stiffly, looked at the small piece of the quilt that was accidentally soaked in turbidity, and closed his eyes in pain, "It's all my fault." ”

Lanche: "Oh. It bleeds. ”

Leng Xiaotai, you beast!!

Leng Xiaotai knelt down at that time. He turned around, knelt on the bed with his legs crossed, his hands still crossed on his thighs, and said to Lanche with a 'seppuku' face, "Brother Lanche, last night it was the younger brother who was horny and did something that was not as good as a beast!" I don't have the face to ask for your forgiveness, I want to kill or rip off... You still have to be responsible, it's all up to your words, big brother! ”

This time, Lanche naturally heard the battle. He raised his head expressionlessly, and saw Leng Xiaotai kneeling naked in front of him to cut his abdomen, and the two or two pendants were still sincerely exposed in his crotch, so he intimately picked up the pillow towel and covered Leng Xiaotai's place, "It's not that serious." ”

"Not serious?!" Leng Xiaotai couldn't accept it at all, and said hesitantly, "I yesterday, I yesterday, didn't I do such and such things to you..."

When Lan Che heard this, he recalled that Leng Xiaotai got into his quilt and licked his neck and pecked his chin, and he did a lot of things to seduce him in this way, so he replied calmly, "En." ”

Leng Xiaotai had already rushed to the kitchen to find a knife.

...

That morning, Lanche found Leng Xiaotai strange.

Shh In addition to taking the initiative to prepare a breakfast, even when Lan Che came down the stairs, Leng Xiaotai was waiting downstairs tremblingly, for fear that Lan Che would slide down unsteadily. For example, now, Leng Xiaotai hid behind a potted tree not far away, and watched him sneakily.

'It can't be because of what happened last night, right?' Lanche looked at the two small eyes hidden behind the branches and leaves, and raised the corners of his mouth without a trace, "Lovely." ’

At the same time, Leng Xiaotai's mood was also very complicated, Lan Che in front of him was standing in front of the hanging basket with one hand in his pocket and spraying water on the flowers, his body was slender and tight, and he was strong and powerful, this wide shoulder, this long leg, this long leg and this long leg, no matter how you look at it, I feel like the one who was sleeping.

P(I slept with the god of orchid)=0 or P(I slept with the god of orchid)=1.

Of course, if you really want to try the trial with your bare hands, Leng Xiaotai still has the confidence to win against Lanche. After all, when he was in high school, he was a heavyweight opponent than Lanche, and he could fight three, uh... π one. After some probability calculations, Leng Xiaotai used past actual combat data to convince himself - 0 < P (this morning's incident is fucking true)< 1.

Very strong.

Yes, Leng Xiaotai as a 24K pure male, he, shamelessly, proud.

You know, Lanche is one of the few men who can be convinced by Leng Xiaotai, and his small arms and legs can beat others, which really refreshes his estimate of his combat effectiveness... In some way.

Of course, this untimely sense of pride was fleeting, and Leng Xiaotai immediately returned to the deep guilt after the major accident.

Lanche: "You're today..."

The bonsai tree shuddered.

Lanche took it under his eyes and continued, "Are you going to go around today?" ”

Leng Xiaotai poked out a small head from behind the tree, "You, you can rest at home, you don't have to accompany me." ”

Lanche put the watering can in his hand on the coffee table, "You've finally come to Nebrosa, there are a few tourist attractions that always have to take you around." ”

Leng Xiaotai walked out with five ridges and six beasts, his eyes wandering left and right, but he didn't dare to look directly at Lanche, "Then you... Aren't you hurting then? ”

"It hurts?" Lanche glanced at the finger wrapped in the band-aid, and was not concerned, "It's not serious, it bleeds a little." ”

Leng Xiaotai: '......'

Is this person an angel?

Leng Xiaotai finally followed Lan Che out of the door. Lanche handed him a travel atlas, saying that time was limited, and asked Leng Xiaotai to choose the one he wanted to go to the most. Leng Xiaotai flipped through and said, "Then go to the most famous one." ”

I don't know if it's an illusion, Lanche paused visibly and nodded hesitantly.

The Imperial Mausoleum, which is said to be a new tourist attraction opened in Nebrosa last month, is visited by the local residents of Nebrosa, and many gods who have immigrated to Earth have traveled here with their human families. Lanche, who had finished buying the tickets, frowned and squeezed out of the crowd, and Leng Xiaotai was waiting for him next to the stone pillar.

"Let's go." Lanche handed the ticket to Leng Xiaotai, "It's no better here than anywhere else, try not to run around for a while, it's very... It's dangerous. ”

"Dangerous?" Leng Xiaotai looked around at the noisy crowd, and he couldn't feel the danger in Lan Che's mouth in this happy and relaxed atmosphere, until he saw the scene in front of him - these two huge black gears hanging in the center of the universe were stirring the trajectory of cosmic particles with great gravitational force, pulling each other to rotate.

"This is..."Leng Xiaotai was surprised by the terrifying landscape in front of him, and the word black hole suddenly popped out of the poor physical thesaurus.

"The Wheel of Void." Lanche replied, "It's a black hole." ”

At this time, the star stone under his feet was suddenly violently shaken by the distorted force field, and the crowd of people behind him rushed up, scattering Leng Xiaotai and Lanche. In the confusion, Leng Xiaotai looked around helplessly, trying to find the figure. And at this moment, someone suddenly grabbed him. Leng Xiaotai turned around and saw Lanche.

"Didn't you say don't stay too far away from me?"