13. The fun of jerking off

In all fairness, Zhao Mingxuan's craftsmanship is really not qualified, a skewer of mutton can be grilled into a piece of raw meat and a piece of paste into charcoal, not to mention the cumin grains and chili noodles that look terrifying when piled together.

Except for the chatter, everyone seemed to be accustomed to Zhao Mingxuan's craftsmanship, and Le Xiaoxiao guessed in her heart whether they really had no one better than Zhao Mingxuan's skills, or just to see his jokes. A group of boys and brothers who seem to have eaten and drunk since they were children and have not been bad for money, sitting casually in the snow and on tree stumps, nibbling on half-cooked lamb skewers, teasing the buddies who were accidentally choked by chili peppers, and laughing wantonly.

Le Xiaoxiao sat at one end of the oven, silently guarding the few potato chips in front of him, brushing the oil and turning them over until they appeared golden and shiny. Compared with those jokes and allusions that she doesn't seem to understand, Le Xiaoxiao feels that potato chips are easier to deal with.

"Wow, Xiaoxiao, your potato chips are so beautiful!" Xue Ting's head suddenly poked over Le Xiaoxiao's shoulder, and her eyes lit up.

"It's almost there, just wait." Le Xiaoxiao turned around and smiled softly.

Xue Ting suddenly sighed faintly, and looked Zhao Mingxuan up and down with an inquiring face, and saw that Zhao Mingxuan's back was cold, and the mutton skewers were all baked.

"Hey, Xue Ting, don't show such a disgusting expression, okay! It's rare that after so many years, you finally found that Young Master Ben is handsome and compelling, much stronger than Zhai Xu and Zhang Wenbin, are you ready to fall under my suit pants...... Oops, who hit me on the head! Zhao Mingxuan threw the mutton skewers and hugged his head, only to suddenly shout in an instant, "Ahhh Zhang Wenbin, you are tired of living, dare to touch my hairstyle, young master! ”

Zhang Wenbin gave Zhao Mingxuan a look full of contempt, turned around and grabbed Xue Ting's waist, pointed to Xue Ting's ear, and whispered: "Look less at idiots, see more contagion." ”

Xue Ting laughed wildly, patted Zhang Wenbin and said, "Don't be like this, save some face for Ah Xuan in front of his little girlfriend." I just thought, Ah Xuan is not a stupid person with a stupid fortune, sitting at home and doing nothing, such a gentle and graceful little girlfriend falls. ”

After Xue Ting finished speaking, Zhao Mingxuan didn't shout, glanced at Le Xiaoxiao, smiled, and tried to pick out two pieces of mutton skewers that were so grilled that they couldn't see their true colors, and put them on Le Xiaoxiao's plate. Turning his hand, he pulled the remaining charcoal-like mutton chop in front of Xue Ting, and said: "Are you stupid, look at Brother Bin, you are a big living person, you can't see it after following you for so many years, and you think that my brother Xu is infinitely charming......"

Xue Ting didn't know whether she was cold or angry, her face was crimson, her eyebrows were slightly raised, and she gave Zhao Mingxuan a standard white eye, and scolded: "You boy who is heavy on color and light friends, hurry up and shut up, if you don't shut up, be careful, sister, I will start to give your little girlfriend science popularization when you wet your pants at the age of three." ”

Listening to Zhao Mingxuan and Xue Ting's non-stop bickering, Zhang Wenbin only interjected occasionally, but he was full of poisonous tongues. Le Xiaoxiao, who has been a little transparent for more than 20 years, was suddenly at a loss. It seems that he has become accustomed to standing on the edge of the crowd, watching the protagonists laugh and scold, and he is just an audience outside the theater. Now it seems that the audience has been pulled onto the stage, surrounded by a group of actors, although they are still on the edge of the stage, but it seems that they are about to perform a new play.

Hanging his head and pretending to look at the potato chips in his hand intently, Le Xiaoxiao knew that he was just not used to being ridiculed, let alone ridiculed like Zhao Mingxuan.

Suddenly, a pair of chopsticks stretched out in front of Le Xiaoxiao's eyes, and quickly took away three potato slices. "Hey, it's not already!" Le Xiaoxiao wanted to stop it with a clip, but when she raised her eyes, she saw Zhai Xu's face with a wicked smile.

"When it's ready, I'll be able to eat somewhere." Zhai Xu said as he put the potato chips into his mouth, "It's still a little crispy, just right." ”

"Hey, my potato chips! Zhai Xu's bastard dares to snatch my potato chips! Xue Ting quit, left Zhao Mingxuan and turned the spearhead at Zhai Xu, "What about chopsticks?" Wenbin, find me chopsticks! ”

Zhai Xu shrugged, his subordinates didn't stop, and after a while, he ate more than half of the few potato chips that Le Xiaoxiao had worked so hard to guard. Xue Ting finally grabbed two slices, but poor Zhao Mingxuan, looking at Le Xiaoxiao's grievances, muttered, "Woo, I didn't even eat Xiaoxiao's baked potato chips." You hooligans, you didn't leave a piece for Xiaoxiao, it's too much, people won't come to play with you in the future! ”

"Ah, that, I'm fine!" Le Xiaoxiao waved his hand, "There are a lot of them, I'll bake them again." ”

Obviously a big person, and they are all elites in the industry when they go out, and you are fighting for a few potato chips here. It's ridiculous to say, but Le Xiaoxiao feels that this scene is quite warm.

Le Dad teaches archaeology, and he can't take care of going home in the wilderness all the year round, and he is an easy-going person. Le's mother teaches foreign languages to be Westernized, but she will only think that Le Xiaoxiao is not lively enough. Le Xiaoxiao grew up in the school's staff dormitory, surrounded by strict professors and lecturers, and friends of the same age are all thinking about school examinations, talents, and interest classes.

Compared with other professors of mathematics, physics, chemistry, engineering, etc., his parents do not have particularly high requirements for Le Xiaoxiao. Although her parents mean that as long as she is happy, the surrounding environment dictates that Le Xiaoxiao has been obediently going all the way down from key high schools and famous universities. Among Le Xiaoxiao's friends, where is there a relationship like Zhai Xu and them who have been in the house together since childhood.

Just thinking about it, a golden potato slice was suddenly handed to Le Xiaoxiao's mouth, and the potato slice was dipped in a thin layer of fine salt, and the aroma went straight into his nose.

"Oh, no...... Hmm...... "Le Xiaoxiao wanted to refuse, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she was directly stuffed with potato chips.

"Is it delicious?" Zhai Xu's gorgeous voice sounded too close.

The crispy skin, the powdery heart, and the aroma of charcoal fire are mixed with a hint of saltiness. Le Xiaoxiao expressed his incomparable praise for his craftsmanship. However, Zhai Xu's breath in his ear seemed to have a restraining effect on Le Xiaoxiao's taste buds, making Le Xiaoxiao more and more unable to eat the taste of potatoes, and the end of his nose was a faint soapy smell that had just drifted by accident.

Le Xiaoxiao could only chew mechanically while nodding busily.

"Zhai Xu, big bastard, don't bully your friend's wife, don't tease other people's little girls with your personal scum." Xue Ting suddenly intervened between the two and slapped Zhai Xu on the shoulder to push him away.

"Where is my friend's wife, when Ah Xuan looked for me in the morning, he was talking about general, general, friend, and friend." Zhai Xu said word by word, but he opened the distance between him and Le Xiaoxiao from the good and walked in the direction of his car.

"Huh? Ordinary friends? Xue Ting looked at Le Xiaoxiao.

Nodding his head. Le Xiaoxiao's neck was about to break. Shouldn't Xue Ting be introduced to Bai Sakura...... This picture of me gossiping and being proud looks so familiar.

"It turns out that the little girl is deeply hidden, she can hang Ah Xuan at the same time, and she also flirts with Xu Xu." Xue Ting's face was thoughtful.

Le Xiaoxiao felt that she was going crazy, and now she fully understood how accurate Zhai Xu's statement about Zhang Wenbin sacrificing himself to save all mankind was.