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When I was still on Zihuamen Immortal Mountain, I often heard people say that my master has a lot of peach blossoms, very much, very much, so many that there are so many that there can't be more. At that time, I was young and ignorant, and I stared at him for a long time with two pairs of round eyes, but I couldn't see where he had peach blossoms.

Later, one day, when the master sent the Thousand Feather Fairy from the next mountain gate back to the mountain, Edgeworth came from the clouds, and when he arrived at the mountain gate, he saw a man and a dog standing in front of the door staring at him, and couldn't help but be surprised: "Qing'er, what are you doing here?" ”

Rhubarb followed me and stared at him, looking left, right, up, down, and seeing his Shu embroidered white clothes from an oil stain on the mouth of his coat to a rouge mark on his chest, but he didn't see where the peach blossoms were. I was rather dumbfounded that year, and he asked me what I was doing, and I couldn't say that I was looking at him to see if there were peach blossoms on him, otherwise he would remember that I hadn't done the picking work in the peach blossom garden yet, so I could only stare at him.

My master feels sorry for me, after all, since I was a child, he thought that my brain was not very good, which is true, but although my brain is not good, in fact, it is not as bad as he thought.

My master stared at me for a long time and asked, "Is Qing'er hungry?" ”

Rhubarb understood, and immediately yelled at him.

So I stayed with him for a long time until the end, in exchange for a good meal.

The brothers and sisters of the entire Zihua Sect were particularly envious of me, because the food I ate was the best in the entire Zihua Sect. My master's statement to the uncles and uncles is: "Qing'er has a bad brain since she was a child, and if she is given some good food, she can also make up for it." ”

Actually, I was very embarrassed about this, because I said that although I have a bad brain, I am really not as bad as he thinks, but if I tell him this fact...... I don't have good fish and meat to eat, so I have to eat dry food and eat cabbage with the group of brothers below Ziyue Peak.

After all, the pigs in the farmer's house under the mountain eat better than them.

My master didn't expect me to learn anything since I was a child, according to what he said: "My Qi Yang's apprentice, can I still be bullied?" ”

It turned out that he was really too confident, and this self-confidence will follow me for the rest of my life, and it will hurt me for the rest of my life.

When I was eighteen years old, I went down the mountain with all my brothers and sisters of the same age, and as the only girl among the students in the same period, my master expressed great anxiety about those brothers and sisters (mainly because he was not at ease with my brain) and asked me to stay away from them and go down the mountain alone.

I still can't understand why my master is not at ease with the disciples taught by the same sect, but he is so relieved about the thieves and robbers under the mountain, probably because he uses himself as a yardstick, thinking that everyone who comes out of Zihua Gate is as obscene and attentive as him, but this is really a grievance of a few senior brothers, after all, all the peach blossoms of the entire Zihua Gate are monopolized by my master alone, where do others still have a chance.

It is said that he also persuaded several fairies to get wet with rain and dew, but the fairy raised his hand and slapped him, flicked his sleeves and went out of Zihua Gate.

As a qualified division commander, Qi Yang equipped me with sword cheats and all kinds of powerful treasures, so that I could use treasures to defend myself when I encountered danger.

I said, "Qi Yang, I won't use these things." ”

My Master: "...... It's okay, scare them, if anyone dares to bully you, you will pull out Juque and blind his dog eyes. ”

Me: "...... I can't pull it out......"

That's how I went down anyway.

The reason why I call him Qi Yang is because he has been called that since he was a child. As for when he was younger, I called him a jerk. Because I often cried when I was a child, he had to hug me everywhere he went every day, but it was easy for him to have an accident when he hugged me, for example, when I gnawed my fingers, I could see a beautiful woman in a jasper Luo skirt and a purple gold hairpin coming over angrily, and Shui Luo slapped him as soon as he raised his sleeves: "Qi Yang, you bastard!" ”

Qi Yang said: "Hey, this kid was picked up by me......"

As soon as I heard this, I immediately cried.

As soon as I cried, he panicked: "Okay, well, it's not a ...... that I picked up"

The big beauty raised her eyebrows and said angrily: "Yo, we've only been together for a few days, and you have all the children!" ”

Qi Yang was aggrieved: "This is not my birth......"

I cried again.

Qi Yang had to coax me again: "Okay, okay, it's not okay to be biological......"

Then the fairy raised his hand and swept his sleeves, revealing a white and slender wrist, aimed at his face and slapped him, and turned away viciously: "Bastard! ”

Then, one day a few years later, Qi Yang teased me in front of me with a rattle: "Call Master, call Master and give it to you." ”

I stared at him for a long time, then opened my mouth and shouted a bastard.

2.

My bad luck didn't start until after I came down the mountain.

I, in Qi Yang's words, is a fool with a foolish fortune, although my brain is not good, but I have a cute bun face that everyone loves, and people like it wherever I go.

Actually, this is not true.

As soon as I got off the mountain, I met a beautiful sister, the beautiful sister was beautiful, she was beautiful, even the little white fox she was carrying was very beautiful, I looked at the beautiful sister with a swaying rhubarb for a long time, and finally she looked back at me.

In fact, I have always been a little worried about beauties, mainly because no matter how gentle and considerate and kind these beauties are in the early stage, in the end, they are all slapping people and scolding a bastard, I feel that Qi Yang's face has been cocooned by these people over the years, so that it is getting thicker and thicker......

When I thought about this, my pretty sister had already seen me and even waved at me.

I was excited and went up. The beautiful sister has a beautiful face, a pointed chin, charming eyes, and her eyes are so flowing, as if all the twilight spring under Zihua Gate is condensed in this pair of beautiful eyes.

Sister Beauty asked, "Little girl, what do you see me doing?" ”

I don't know. Probably because you're good-looking? But I don't think I can say this, because every time Qi Yang says this to the girl, there is always a senior brother who comes to my ear and says that your master is hooking people again, and I think to myself that I didn't hook her, so I can't say that.

I usually don't know how to say it, so I just look at each other in a daze.

The beautiful sister smirked and stretched out her hand to cover the corners of Danzhu's lips: "Idiot, what do you look at?" ”

Me: "Hey, hey, hey. ”

She said, "My sister invites you to eat steamed buns, okay?" ”

I said, "Okay, but you can't treat me to one, you have to treat both of us to eat." ”

Rhubarb looked at her with salivation on the side.

With a twist of her wrist, the beauty stuffed the bun into the rhubarb's mouth, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, please eat for the two of you, but you have to tell me, what do you think I do?" ”

I thought about it for a moment and had to tell the truth: "I think you look good." Your fox is also better looking than my dog. ”

The soft-haired white fox glanced at the pruning rhubarb, his eyes full of disgust. Sister Beauty invited me to a meal and asked me where I was going, and I said I didn't know, anyway, I wouldn't go to Zihua Mountain.

At that time, we were eating in the town at the foot of Zihua Mountain.

Sister Beauty's beautiful eyes widened slightly: "Why?" ”

I said, "Because I'm going to a place other than Zihua Mountain." ”

The white fox beauty's eyes dimmed, lowered her eyes, and sighed softly: "That's good, it just so happens that I want to stay away from that place now, and I will never see it again." ”

As she spoke, she smiled gently at me again: "My name is Bai Lan, you can call me Sister Lan." As he spoke, he gently touched my head: "What a little nerd, if you have nowhere to go, why don't we go together in the future." ”

I think this place down the hill is simply wonderful. My sister at the foot of the mountain is gentle and beautiful, and when she sees me, she gives me steamed buns to eat, and is willing to accompany me down the mountain to travel......

I was so moved, so moved, so moved......

Then, Bai Lan smiled and asked me, "What is your name, and which sect is your disciple?" She looked at Rhubarb and laughed again: "How to raise a dog as a spirit animal?" ”

I said, "My name is Qi Qing, I am a disciple of Zihuamen, I have traveled down the mountain." Then I took the rhubarb in my arms: "Let me tell you, my rhubarb is very smart, don't look down on it." ”

As I spoke, the white fox swept my rhubarb with its tail. My rhubarb raised his paw with a thousand stones, and when he went up, he aimed at the little face of the white fox and snapped it with a paw, which made the little fox wail and scream and hide behind Bai Lan.

Bai Lan was slightly stunned: "Your surname is Qi?" Who did you study with? ”

I was stupid. Qi Yang said it, and when I saw someone who was not convinced, I immediately reported his name, so I said, "I learned from Qi Yang." ”

The beauty's white and transparent face suddenly turned red, a pair of beautiful eyes like autumn water widened suddenly, and angry anger erupted from the charming eyes, and the whole face was instantly distorted and hideous: "Are you the little cub of the Qi Yang family?" ”

I jumped out of the chair with Rhubarb in my arms and took two steps back: "You...... Are you also my teacher? ”

Bai Lan was completely angered by the sentence "also", her hand was raised, the sword was unsheathed, and her voice was sharp: "It turns out that he has already had a little mongrel, why bother to go to the twilight when the two love for a long time, it turns out that he even has a child!" ”

I'm wronged, I really wasn't born by him, don't bully me for reading less and having a bad brain.

When it was too late, I jumped on Rhubarb's back and hugged its neck, and the greyhound took me out a hundred meters away in an instant, and only then did I avoid the fatal blow of the white orchid fairy. I was lying on top of the dog, and I was chased by the beautiful sister Edgeworth for three streets, and finally her fox couldn't run, and I was rescued.

Qi Yang said back then that no one dared to bully his apprentices, but as everyone knows, I was hunted down and killed because I was his apprentice.

I lay on the dog's back and waved my hand in embarrassment: "Master, goodbye!" ”