"Wow, Taeyeon won so many glass balls!"

After a few games of bouncing the glass ball, Taeyeon became proficient, coupled with her excellent mind and skilled dart skills, she won seven boys and more than 20 glass balls in a few rounds, the children were not depressed and sad, only crying and crying, watching their glass balls all lose to Taeyeon, several boys were pouting and tears were about to begin, Taeyeon didn't dare to let these boys cry together, children crying is commonly known as thunder and rain, that is, they keep yelling without shedding tears. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Actually, this is very understandable, because this is how children get adults to pay attention.

"You, you, give me back the glass ball!"

Taeyeon didn't want the orbs because they didn't have much use for Taeyeon. However, these glass balls are Taeyeon's weight to make peace between the two classes, playing with glass balls is a small problem to solve the trouble, and Taeyeon is just idle and bored to do a show of his hands for the fight incident, otherwise he loves to cry and fight Taeyeon's birds.

Besides, is there anything smaller than a group of children fighting, and nothing that can be solved with a piece of candy?

"There are twenty-eight glass balls here, if you two want to get these glass balls back, shake hands and make peace!" Taeyeon doesn't believe she can't solve these little kids.

In fact, children rarely care about face, and when they hear Taeyeon's words, they shake hands with each other one by one, and they are a little uncomfortable with handshakes, which only adults do. These are five or six level monsters, for Taeyeon, who has reached the full level, it is easy to deal with them, if you can't fix these children, it will prove that Taeyeon's intelligence is equivalent to five years old, and she has lived for decades and accumulated decades of experience, Taeyeon can almost punch Nanshan Nursing Home and kick Beihai Kindergarten.

The boys are all crying and laughing, their happiness is not to gain something, but because there is no loss, we have been asking for what we don't have but have been ignoring what we have, so cherish everything we have around us, don't wait until we lose and regret it.

Seeing that Taeyeon quietly resolved the conflict, Taeyeon's cute little tablemate was full of admiration, although she didn't understand, but she always felt that Taeyeon was very good.

These things that caused the teacher a headache were solved by Taeyeon in a few words, and for the first time, the little table mate had the idea of making friends with a peer.

As time goes by, making friends with Taeyeon becomes the last thing a girl regrets in her life.

In fact, girls in the big family are basically not qualified to inherit the family's industry, but the little table has been receiving the family elite education, and her first lesson is to learn how to survive in the ordinary population, as the little table grows up, she will find that she is just a chess piece of the family, and the role of this chess piece is to put pressure on the heir to be the opponent of the heir, but no matter how good she is, she can't become the heir.

When she grows up, her little table mates are tired and tired, and Taeyeon is her safe haven, and she has become Taeyeon's first fan.

She will give herself a new name called Sister Fei, which means to fly out of the cage of the family.

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The kindergarten has a quiz in the last class every Friday, which makes the children sad and happy, because after the last class of the day there are two days of rest and play, but this last lesson is just a worry for the children.

Taeyeon immediately became angry when she saw the test paper, this Nima bug is flying all over the sky!

Take the last application question as an example, as the question Xiaozhi's Xiaozhe handed Xiaozhi three buckets of water at a time, and asked Xiaozhi how many buckets of water he received at a time. Didn't they all say that they handed Xiao Zhi three buckets of water at a time, could it be that Xiao Zhi received four buckets of water at a time, and besides, people only have two hands, Xiao Zhe handed Xiao Zhi three buckets of water at one time, and three hands couldn't do it, the IQ of these two people is really worrying, isn't it stupid, and it doesn't make sense to say that two hands receive three buckets of water.

Then there is the problem, if Xiao Zhi drinks two buckets of water at a time, then Xiao Zhi still has a few buckets of water left.

What's going on next, please have the children to continue writing.

Let's not talk about whether this question is naïve or not, Xiao Zhi drinks two buckets of water at a time, which is too capricious!

However, seeing these children frowning and thinking, Taeyeon felt that she was thinking too much, and kindergarten was a place without logic and without thinking.

In the last class, I saw a child playing with building blocks, Taeyeon pulled off the blocks in the child's hand and threw it far away, Taeyeon reminded me that it was wrong, it was wrong, the child just didn't listen to it, the teacher taught by word and deed, how did Taeyeon not see that the teacher had to stuff the circle into the triangle for more than 20 minutes. This week, there are also boys and girls who often pee into their trouser pockets, and then ask the teacher to change their pants, so that the teacher's experience has also become richer. The most bloody thing is that there are boys who often play with pants, please ask the child to wear a pair of underwear for the child. This world doesn't belong to me, and I don't belong to this world, because I don't understand the world of bear children at all!

Taeyeon didn't want to pretend to be a comparison because of this little thing, because there was no value in pretending to be a comparison at all, so Taeyeon honestly wrote the answer.

First of all, Xiao Zhe handed Xiao Zhi three buckets of water, Xiao Zhi also received three buckets of water with two hands, Xiao Zhi carried a bucket of water in one hand and two buckets of water in the other hand It seemed very relaxed, and then Xiao Zhi drank two buckets of water for no reason, it seemed easy to drink three more buckets of water after drinking these two buckets of water, and Xiao Zhe fed the remaining bucket of water to the cow, as for the old cow, he only drank half a bucket of water and felt full, at this time for some reason Xiao Zhi suddenly felt stomach pain, and then Xiao Zhe sent Xiao Zhi to the hospital.

In the end, the result of the examination was that everything was normal for Xiaozhi, and his IQ was also normal, with minus 90!

When Xiao Zhe was hospitalized, he gave Xiao Zhi a matryoshka doll, opened one after another, one after another, layer upon layer, is there any mistake Xiao Zhi is just a five-year-old child, do you want to be so complicated, or dig such a deep pit.

The entire test paper took a total of 30 minutes to answer, and Taeyeon only took 30 seconds, plus time to complain about the last question.

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"Teacher Li's last question, did any of the students in your class answer it correctly, I said that these are all children who don't understand the meaning at all!"

The teachers in the office are all women, and they should be a test of patience for kindergarten teachers, and the old men rarely do this kind of work, and these teachers prepare a test paper with two questions, and the last application question full of bugs is from the hands of the trainee female teacher of Taeyeon's class.

On the surface, this question is a mind-blowing problem, but in fact, this question is the real test of these bugs, and today's children are discovering that life and learning are the time to learn and live, and the application problem is to be close to the life of the problem, so the real purpose of this question is to hope that some children can put forward these bugs, which is also the real reason why the question finally puts forward the sentence "What happens next, please have children to continue writing".

But it was this question that slapped her in the face, because after thirty exam papers, none of the children said the real answer.

What the female teacher wants to see most is "the teacher is wrong in this question", it is difficult for Xiao Zhi to take three buckets of water together with both hands, and it is impossible for Xiao Zhi to drink two buckets of water in one go. But in the end, the female teacher was only endlessly disappointed, the female teacher was the daughter of the female dean, and it was precisely because of this tongue twister that she gained countless attention, so the teacher waited to see her jokes, waiting for her to make everyone respect this airborne heir with her strength as she said when she came.

The teacher's judgment is crossed, just for fear of favoritism, Taeyeon's class exchanges with the teacher of the strongest small class.

The other party is a female teacher in her forties with glasses, I saw her shaking her head while judging the papers, there are actually a few people in the Taeyeon class who have won the number of people in the 100-point exam paper, and the class of the Taeyeon class is very cool in her heart, because the other party's strength is really strong, and she doesn't know how the other party did it in the new class this year.

"Teacher Li's last question was raised by you, the purpose is to let them discover life and understand life, but you didn't teach them how to answer it!" The female teacher with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks on the other side began to nag again: "It is estimated that your class will be at the bottom again this time, only one of the three-quarters of the papers I approved reached more than eighty points, so this is exactly the problem with your teaching method, you criticized the papers of our class, and you said that there are more than eighty points in our class!" ”

"Twenty-three!"

"You've counted it pretty well!"

In the next class, two children in the other class actually raised the bug in the last question, and the rest of the children answered the normal answer.

I knew that I wouldn't make a military order when I started teaching, and I would have humbly asked my seniors for advice.

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Then it was Taeyeon's turn to be at the same table Gu Mi-hye, this girl had been the first in the class before, and she should be able to earn back some face for the female teacher, and sure enough, the female teacher glanced at the previous questions and basically got them right, only the last question This girl also gave the answer.

The answer is that there are three buckets of water, and after Xiao Zhi drinks two buckets, there is one bucket left, but why does Xiao Zhi drink two buckets of water, I usually feel a little full when I drink a glass of water. So I asked Taeyeon why he drank two buckets of water, Taeyeon said he was brain-dead, and I asked what was brain-dead Taeyeon and said that brain-dead is stupid.

Taeyeon discovers that her table mate is a curious baby who doesn't know how to stop when she asks her about everything.

I remember that Taeyeon was curious about the national border on the table and asked the little tablemate: "You dare to share the territory with the original tablemate, but why don't you share the territory with me?" ”

"Because you're a girl and he's a boy, you don't know that girls will have children if they're too close to boys, especially if you can't let each other's saliva splash on your body!"

Taeyeon didn't explain a sentence to the naivety of the little tablemate at the time, saying that in fact, saliva can't have children, and the distance can't be close, but this sentence triggered a curiosity nerve at the little table, and he had to ask Taeyeon how to have a child, the more Taeyeon didn't mention it, the more she intensified her inquiry, and the words that were originally just casually mentioned ended up causing Taeyeon to get into trouble, lying Taeyeon disdainful and afraid to say the truth, so Taeyeon fell into a dilemma.

"Taeyeon, you're going to tell me how to have a baby!"

The little table mate on the playground chased Taeyeon, and this sentence made the teachers roll their eyes all the time as they watched the second daughter, and the teachers knew that they didn't dare to tell the child.

It's like an adult can stop a child who blows a certain set as a balloon, but they don't dare to tell them why they can't blow it up, otherwise they will be a hooligan of Chiguoguo.

"This matter can only be triggered by a man and a woman, because children need a father and a mother, and there must be no outsiders to watch and figure it out during the process, let alone the rest of the people to join in, and the woman has a small chance of being able to conceive a child after the incident!" Forced to helplessly, Taeyeon pulled the little table closer to the grove and said nonsense: "The moment of birth of life is solemn and sacred, and the little life will stay in the mother's womb for ten months, and finally be born in this world in the form of a baby!" ”

"It turns out that a man and a woman put a child in the woman's belly, so how did they put the child in it?"

The problem of daring to go around is back, and Taeyeon can't figure out how to explain how to put the child in her belly.

Anyway, what is this talking about, is this a physiology lesson for young girls?

Now the female teacher saw the word Taeyeon on the girl's paper and her spirit jumped, Taeyeon is a strange and somewhat weird girl, I remember that she played with herself in the palm of her hand in the first class, she always hung a meaningful smile, and that pair of eyes seemed to be able to see through everything about the incident, seeing this girl The female teacher felt that she would involuntarily have respect and fear, no way the girl's temperament and style were too weird.

But now the female teacher is looking forward to Taeyeon's miracle, and let these people see what it means to be outside.

Taeyeon, you can't let me down, I only have you as a weight, rise up, Taeyeon!